As Ryan choked out that blue camel thingy.. The Grinch saw it all!

And he wasn't happy at-tall!

You see, for fourty-three years, The Grinch has been a pimp.

Providing blue camel thingys as whores to a local gimp.

And that Grinch is so sly and so slick.

He made Ryan his bitch, and he made him it quick.

So the Grinch stood in his grinch shoes puzzling and puzzling.

With Ryan's mouth around his green penis buzzling and buzzling.

And Ryan couldn't stop the Grinch from coming.

He came. Somehow or other. He came just the same.

"How could it be so?"

"He came without handcuffs."

"He came without dildos."

"He came without foreplay, whips or chains!"

He puzzled and puzzed until his puzzler was sore.

Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before..

Maybe oral sex, he thought, doesn't come from a whore.

Maybe, oral sex, perhaps.. means a little bit more.

 

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