With rain, pestilence and really bad flatulence cast down upon Islands of Adventure..

It really put a damper on our fun.

Not the rain or the pestilence.. but the really bad flatulence.. was.. uh.. really bad.

So to appease Ryan's Pagan Bird God, he bowed down and agreed to make a sacrifice.

A sacrifice of a pure, righteous, unadultered virgin.

But I said no..

Bastard.

 

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