Uncle Monkey's
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If you are easily offended or extremely sensitive, please do not enter this page, leave! This holds true if you are a celeberty or pro-athelete. By entering, you have forfeited all rights and entering an area with offensive material. Furthermore, by entering, not only you have also lost rights to whine and complain and such about my website's material. I will be talking both factual and fictional subjects. Many of the columns are phoney, and should not be taken seriously, it is mere opinion and humor. By entering, you have come here to be entertained and not seek too serious discussions! I will be talking about famous people, dead and living, and poking fun at public officals of past and present. I am protected by the United States Constitution, under my right to freedom of speech. I repeat, and I cannot stress enough that this site is for amusement and if you easily offended and/or a celeberty, it would not be a great idea to tread; however, even if you enter here, you have forfeited to take any action against me and others who have associated with me or have contributed to this site. Ok, if are tired of reading this mess, please proceed. Thank you.
Please take me away!
I want to hang out with my uncle!