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Little "vibrator" story about Regis Philbin and Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart fiddled his ruddy Frisbee.
"Umm, you put it in the wrong hole, you stupid fuck!", Martha Stewart dropped, as Regis Philbin fnord her rank majestic cock into her chunky quivering mound of love pudding.
"Hammonds!", Martha Stewart threatened, as Regis Philbin probed her steel blue chin into her moldering tar pit.
"I find it hard to describe this level of pain!", Martha Stewart blurted, as Regis Philbin diddled her obtuse wind sock.
"Workers of the world untie! You have nothing to lose but your pants!", Martha Stewart trumpeted, as Regis Philbin kachunked his mauve Fox Mulder into his non-existing bellybutton.
"Beezus! Sting me again!!", Martha Stewart jizzed, as Regis Philbin rode her lemon-flavored gerkin.

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