Stupid Jokes

Stupid Jokes

"If there are any idiots in the room," said the sarcastic teacher "will they please stand up."
After a long silence, a boy stood up.
"Now, then mister,"enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Why do you consider yourself as an idiot?"
"Well,actually, I don't" said the boy, "but I hate to see you standing up all by yourself."

Who's an idiot

3 workmen were eating lunch on the yop of an nearly finish building.
The first workman opened his lunchbox and saw a cheese sandwich, then he said
" If I have cheese sandwich again, I will jump off this building"
The second workman opened his lunchbox and saw a tuna sandwich, then he said
" If I have tuna sandwich again, I will jump off this building"
The third workman opened his lunchbox and saw a peanut butter sandwich, then he said
" If I have peanut butter sandwich again, I will jump off this building"
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The next day, they all opened their lunchbox, found the same kind of sandwich as before,
so they all jumped off the building.
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On the funeral day, the priest ask their wives what they think about their husband jumped off the building.
The first wife said "I didn't know he hated cheese sandwiches."
The second wife said "I knew he hate it, but he should say that he didn't wanted it."
The third wife said "I don't know.....He makes his own sandwiches."

Sandwich Trouble

Chris, Jane and Scott were on a deserted island.
One day, they found a magic lamp,
Chris rubbed it and a genie came out and said that he will grant them each one wish.
Chris : I wish I was home!
Poof!! He was gone.
Jane : I wish I was with Chris!
Poof!! She was gone.
Scott : I'm lonely now, I wish Chris and Jane was here!

Feeling Lonely

In "The most laziest person in the world" contest.
The host asked "If you're the most laziest person, put your hand up."
All but one put their hand up.
The host asked "Why didn't you put your hand up?"
He repiled "Can't be bother!"

Laziest Person?

1) Clean the toilet bowl throughly.
2) Put Shampoo in it.
3) Make sure the hallway is clear.
4) Get the cat, smoothe it,
then quickly put the cat into the toilet.
5) Close lid quickly. ( you might have to sit on it )
6) Flush 3 times
7) Get somebody else to open the back door. ( Make sure no one is there )
8) Stand back, lift lid.
9) The cat will go thorugh the back door and dry by itself.

How to Clean a Cat (Not for Kittens)