|
SCENE TWO--A TIM HORTONS SOMEWHERE IN THUNDER BAY 5:30PM
Jay: Ahh, I'm glad you could get here to spend maybe an hour or two, so we can talk and have some cofee
Garfield: Of course!
Jay: So, what do you think of the world war two weapons used by the Germans?
Garfield: Well, they worked pretty good, but when comapired to...
(This goes on for a while)
Garfield: Now, how about traveller? I really like that one. By the way, did you know you are playing in my game?
Jay: No, I don't...
Garfield: Course you did! Now then. As you can see on page...
Jay: But I don't remem
Garfield: Yeah, and on this page of this book,
Jay: But all I said was...
Garfield continues to describe many differet things about traveller
As they are talking, the staff of Tim Hortons begins singing and dancing to various Broadway Showtunes.
Jay: Yeah, I guess I could play, but I don't remember saying I would for...
Garfield: I really like traveller. Some of the weaponry is really cool. However, an interesting weapon is the Bolo gun. With this gun...
Pete/Andy/Paul: Bolo Gun?! You mean the famous Korean actor who was HUGE, but only said a few words? Now that would be a cool gun! You could have it do many different shots, like the rapid-fire Bolo shot, wherein many bolo's run out and attack the enemies, or maybe the armour piercing type, where they come out with pick-axes. Or maybe...
Jay(to Garf) Where did they come from?
Garfield (to Jay) I dunno. Let's ignore them. Maybe they'll go away.
Jay(to Garf) maybe..
Pete/Andy/Paul: Bolo, bolo,bolo,bolo,bolo
Hey, I think they want us to leave... MAybe.
(Pete takes out his portable Bolo gun, and fires it)
(Bolo appears)
Bolo:Yes
Andy/Paul/Pete:Get us out of here, Bolo.
Bolo:Yes
(Bolo picks them up, and runs out of the Tim Hortons)
Garf: see, I told you
Jay: Yes, but do you have any idea what time it is?
Garf:Probably around 7:30
Jay: Yes, but it's 7:30 AM!!!
Garf: wow, we have talked that long?
Jay: It's normal, isn't it?
Garf:yeah, I suppose
Jay: Okay, well, I gotta head out to get to school later on. As well, I might get some sleep first.
Garf: Aww, but I wasn't done with the conversation about traveller
Garf:Jay? Where'd ya go?
(The wall of the Tim Horton's has a hole in it the size of Jay, and a truck can be seen screaming around the corner with Jay at the wheel)
Garf: Guess he really had to be going. No one would miss a traveller conversation on purpose, would they?
Garf: Say, waitress. What do you think about the guns used in...
span> |
|
|
