Steph, who has been running madly away from something for the past hour, (when she was supposed to be at Kelly's mage game, tsk, tsk) Rounds a corner and jumps into this dark alley (ooh, bad move)
Steph: I...don't (gasp for breath) believe..it. How can it be that IT is still following me? I though I had lost it all those years ago in 'nam, but it seems it has followed me to the ends of known civilization, here in Thunder Bay. I thought that after it had it's arm blown off, and I was the one who shot it, that it would figure out I don't love it, and really, REALLY hate it.. (finishes catching breath, before heading off again at a fast pace) Now, maybe I can think of another plan.. Let's see... If I pretend to like it, but that means....no, I can't do that. I will NOT get that close to it. I mean it's just...wrong.
(Steph, who had been too busy reminising in her own little world to notice where she was running, just ran into a large, black shape, which was missing an arm...
Shape: Steeeeppphhhh...
Steph: WAAAAGHHH! (tears off in the opposite direction from the monstrosity)
Shape:Steepppphhhh...(follows at a slow pace)
Steph: No! I am not getting away! I wonder why...? (looks down to see she has been running infront of a moving background, and thus has not really moved)
Steph: Damn! I have a feeling that somehow, in some twisted way, Kelly is involved in this, and getting me back for something..Maybe if I throw this switch controlling the background....(Proceeds to throw the switch, which makes the backdrop go towards the moster, and Steph, unable to move, is thrown back to the monster)
Shape: Steeeepppphhhh...
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..I...looovvvveeeee....yyyooouuuu....
Steph: NOOOOOOO!!!! HOW DID YOU LIVE!!!??!!
-----ENTER PAUL, WHO WAS ALSO SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE MAGE GAME---
Paul: (dessed in a 50's detective outfit, strikes a match, which enlightens the monster) You're, you're... A...Oh my GOD!!!
Steph: Now you see the truth. The monster which has been following me for the past 10 years is none other then the infamous...
Shape: BEE-BO!
Paul: You're a...you're a...
Steph: Yes, A TELETUBBY!
(Lighting crashes, and the teletubbie's arm regrows)
Teletubby: Bee-BO!
Paul: That's it. this is waaaayyyyyyy to f*cked up for me. I am outta here (paul takes off the costume, revealing a women's swimming suit underneath, before jumping into the river, which was not there a minute ago...)
Steph: Wow, that was...
Narrator: strange...
Steph: What? Who said that?
Narrator: Uhh..That is... THE VOICE OF GOD!!!
Steph: Oh, okay.
Narrator: Phew, that was a close one.
Teletubby(TT for short): Gimme a hug, Stepphy!
Steph: Hmm. I suppose, if I must. But first, I want to know your true identity, and what drove you to put on that stupid costume, and run after me for the past 10 years.
TT: Alrightty, if I must... (takes off the costume, to reveal another of the same one. Takes that off to reveal another, only slightly smaller..)
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Welcome back. By this time, there is a large pile of teletubby costumes on the floor, and one would wonder how the actor could move under all that weight.
???: No, I don't.
Narrator: Who are you?
???:One.
Narrator: I am sorry, that joke was so dumb, you shall not be allowed to live. (Takes out a gun, and shoots One in the head) There...Damned puns which aren't even funny...
Steph: Geeze. I was better off running. How many more?
TT: (Finishes taking off the costumes, to reveal Cliff behind them all)
Steph: Cliff? But why?
Cliff: Because, I missed Kelly's game, and he was feeling rather vindictive...
Steph: But, 10 years ago, when you started chasing me, you didn't even know Kelly.. Why would you...
Cliff: ...gotta go! She's found a hole in my logic! (runs away)
Steph: Wait! Come back! I need to ask you some more questions! I mean someone who would wear a teletubby costume... span>