SCENE-Wednesday night, the evening of a B.E.S.M. game
Paul:Now, Kelly. I need you to take these papers and swear on your honour that you will not look at them, under penalty of DEATH. (And I will deliver it, as I am the *Lighning crashes inside the pub* GREAT AND POWERFUL PAUL!!!"
Kelly: Sure.
Paul: WHAT! wasn't anyone impressed by my wonderful performance? My style? My grace?! My wonderful accent?! My...
AllInPub: NO!
Paul: Curses...
--MEANWHILE--
Andy: Have you ever had that feeling that something is going to go wrong, or that your life was going to end in some odd way, or that your mother - in - law was going to move in, when you're not even married, or that the world was going to end, or that... (We'll just go to someone else's story now, this may take a while...)
Meanwhile, In the secret room below LU, thought empty and deserted, behind the latest in top-notch secrurity, the secret lair of the CTHULU exec is found.
Peter: Hmm. When should the exec show themselves, and prepare to answer questions, or listen to the little people of the club?
Hilling: I like the way we have gotten the club to believe I am one of them, and to think I actually care for them and their pathetic, little lives.
(Peter, Jehn, and Hilling all laugh manically)
Jehn: Now, to deal with the people who want to take over leadership of the club..
Peter: We could brainwash them
Hilling: Have our friends, the aliens, abduct them?
Jehn:Nahh, let's do it the easy way.
Peter: Of course. I'll make it look like an accident.
Jehn: Excellent.
(All three laugh manically again)
WE HAVE FINALLY ARIVED AT THE BESM GAME
Peter (showing no indication of what he and his exec friends had planned earlier) arrives at the game, to find Andy lying unconcious on the floor, and a large hole in the wall.
Peter: Hmmm... So, those evil, monster-in-a-wall creatures got Andy, eh?
Steph: Yep.
Andy:*groan*
Kelly:Sad sight, ain't it?
Steph:Yep
Hilling enters the room, shares a glance with Peter, as if to ask him if this was his doing. Peter shakes his head no.
Hilling: What happened to Andy? Oh, I know. He got mad because Paul gave him the wrong papers, then proceeded to punch the wall in sheer anger, right?
Steph: How'd you know that?
Hilling: Because I have spy cameras...I mean...Never mind.
Andy: Uhhh...Wow, that hurt. I wonder why I collapsed from hitting the wall. Wow, I blew a hole in it...cool!
Kelly: So, if those were the wrong papers, let's see them
Steph: Ya!
Andy: (looking very concerned) n.n..no! you can't!
Steph: Why not?
Andy: Uhh...Because they are important to the furture of mankind...
Steph: Hmmm. I doubt that....
*Peter gets eye-contact with Andy*
(Andy walks to Peter, and gives the papers to him)
Peter: (reading papers) Andy. This is your next assignment. You have done well in infiltrating CTHULU, and in then quitting the exec, to make them believe you are one of them. Your next assignment, should you choose to accept it, is the annihilation of ...the exec. *GASP*
Andy: Yes, It's true I was sent here to get rid of the exec. But no worries! I have stopped following the orders of that two face organization, and am now truly interested in the future of the club. I didn't want anyone to read that, incase they got the wrong idea.
Peter/Steph: Can we trust you?
Andy: Do I look like I would lie?
Hilling: Well...
Andy:...Don't answer that. I will just say yes, you can trust me. *They all shake hands, and, as the others enter the room, no one notices the corners of Andy's mouth curl up into an evil-looking grin*
--END SCENE FIVE