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In Memory of The BrackenfurHare
Where art thou?
The death of the BrackenFurHare is probably the most mysterious of all the deaths of those who lost their lives while working at this site. No one will ever know for sure what happened to him. Never.
The BrackenfurHare was one of our most creative staffers. He filled each update with talent. He was very well written and had high moral standards. He was a great man and a better slave.
His death is very shocking. A long while ago he simply stopped updating. He vanished without a trace. He was presumed MIA for the time being, but three months later we received a call from one of the producers of "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit." The producer told us that he had received information from Long Island police that Hare's body had been found. Hare had apparently been encased inside a building. Presumably it was under construction and he was placed in the walls.
We will never know for sure who placed him within in those walls or why construction workers didn't notice him or how he was found or why Special Victims Unit doesn't involve the cases of murdered retards.
The Hare will be forever missed as he was a great addition to the staff. We hope that someday we will learn of the answers surrounding his death so that our headaches may vanish.
The BrackenfurHare's final UDRC update can be seen here
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