WE HATE EVERYONE
[Especially you.]
bite me
Feel free to browse around in here but our real site (up since October) can be accessed by clicking here.
By the way,  we still hate you...
Get the hell out 
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Mental age does not count.]

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Hmmm, so many counters and no two have the same count.  Which one is right?