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| Computer Humor |
| * A friend calls and asks how you are because your phone has been busy for a year. * You see something funny and you scream LOL or ROFL! * You swear that your mailbox said "You have mail!" * When you sign off, your screen says that you've been on for three days and 45 minutes. * Tech support calls YOU for help. * You get a second phone line just to order pizza. * You purchase a personalized license plate with your screen name on it. * You say, "Scroll up!" when someone asks you what you said. * You talk on the phone to the same person you're sending an instant message to. * When you're on the phone and need to leave for a moment, you say, "BRB". * You need to be pried from the computer with the jaws of life. ***** |
| Signs you are an internet Junkie |
| MURPHY's LAWS...... * When you are computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. * When you get to the point where you understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. * The first place you look for information in the manuel, look in the place you least expect to find it. * When the going gets tough, upgrade. * For every reaction, there's an equal and opposite malfunction. * To err is human, to really mess things up takes a computer. * He who laughs last probably made a back-up. * A complicated system that does not work probably came from a simpler system that DID work. * The #1 cause of computer problems is computer solutions. * A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely when you want it done. **** ~ Home is where you hang your @. ~ You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. ~ Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks. ~ There's no place like www.home.com. ~ A user and his leisure time are soon parted. ~ What boots up must come down. ~ Fax is stranger than fiction. ~ Too many clicks spoiul the browse. ~ A chat has nine lives. ~ Don't byte off more than you can view. **** Bumper Stickers ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't make me use uppercase. A life? cool! Where do you download it? Email is packaged by intellectual weight, not volume. Some settling of contents may have occurred during transmission. Murphy's best freind was a computer. The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL? |
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