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Many of you have heard about it, many of you were there. Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing laughs from time past in UPCI Forums! Here it is........ | ||||||||||||||||||||
Welcome to Jean's Kitchen | ||||||||||||||||||||
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Jean's Kitchen was started in UPCI Forums by Connie. Many new people wanted to know what it was all about, and some of the ones who were there wanted to remember what it was like in JEAN'S KITCHEN! So, without further ado, here it is, exactly as written by the members of the forum! |
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By Connie on Friday, January 15, 1999 Ummm. Hi Ya all! *S* I just wanted to stop in at Jean's Kitchen... where I heard it was all happening! But no one is here yet and I am not sure what's going on inside... Soooooo Right now I am just waiting on SIS to show up. *Will she...or won't she?* *grins* THAT is the question? Is she gonna be BRAVE enough? *LOL* Come on, SIS! YOU can do it! *ROFL Let's keep this place ROCKIN before ANNA gets back! I can't get in until YOU open the door! *s* If anyone else wants in on it, come on over and you're welcome to wait with me. *S* *Connie sits on the steps at the back door of Jean's Kitchen praying that SIS will show up soon* *Praying NOW that just ANYONE would show up* :-/ Sis: Why don't you sit on the patio furniture on the deck? LOL. Jean's not answering. She heard we were coming and she's afraid. The dog is barking at us. Don't worry about the dog, tho, he's a shrimp. If someone broke in the only thing that dog could do is wet on the guy's leg. Dave will be home soon, maybe one of the kids will let us in. Jean's kitchen is blue and white with geese and collector tins around on top of the cupboards, in case you wanna know. Only enough room for about five of us. We'd have to go into the dining room. Littlebit: I wanna join the patio party, too!!!!! Can I? Sis: Sure, Littlebit, you bring the coke, Connie the chips and Jean will have the meds. (Her husband is a nurse) Hee hee Angel: Hey!!!!!! What about me...??? I got the gatorade and the jellybeans...what else you want me to bring? lol Jonathan: Could I come too? I will bring oreos and Pepsi or is this just a girl's party? Just as long as there is no alcohol - right? Connie: Is there going to be dancing SIS? *LOL* Like the charleston or something..? *ROFL* Or is that only done when no one is looking? *W* Sis: Of course not, Jonathan. Need you ask? By the way, I don't like Oreos. Um how about home-made chocolate chip? Connie, that is only done when no one is SUPPOSED to be looking. LOL Amy: Great idea Sis!!! Hey Jonathan, how about some homemade chocolate chip cookies? The kind that are still warm, and then you can dunk them in milk, wow, that sounds really good!! Connie: Wow, look at all the people who have gathered here at Jean's Kitchen WAITING to get in! Why won't Jean let us in? Hmmmmm. Okay Sis! What have you told her about us? Huh? *grins* *Everyone gathers in a huddle now trying to make plans on how they ae going to get into Jean's Kitchen. *Any ideas.....anybody? *thinks*--where is Anna and Beth when you need them? *grins* Come on Sis! You've taught them all they know...right? Give us some ideas now, since they aren't here. *s* Sis: Anyone tried knocking? DUHHHHHHH! Anonymous: Hey guys, Is there room in that kitchen for one more?. I'm new at this thing but hey Jonathan, I'll bring some Pepsi too (I'm addicted to the stuff)! Oh, and Sis, what's this about you dancin? I'd really like to hear about that one! Details, details, details!!! Oh, and how about popcorn? Can't have a party without that, now, can we? I guess one of us could try knockin' hey sis? What if she ain't home? We could pick the lock but she'd probably take a fit when she came home and found all of us sittin' in her kitchen. Oh, Jonathan, those cookies sure smell good. I didn't realize you were good in the kitchen!!! Sis: Since we had a funeral for Jean on her last birthday, and I gave her a coffin loaded with black-wrapped gifts, nothing would surprise her. If she came home and found us, she'd probably laugh, put her hands around my throat and that would be it, guys! Sis would make it to heaven. LOL (um would Jesus understand the breaking and entering?) Anna: ROFL you guys are nuttty. I"M BACK!!!!!!! Soooooooooo glad to be too *L* And I've got the hot tamales... they're my fav *grin* NO one else likes them that I've asked so that means I get to eat them all, right? LOL I would post more but I am like beyond tired. I can't even type right *L* Soooo when I am rested up, I will rejoin the party. Can I use the spare bedroom of Jean's to sleep for awhile? Littlebit: Hi everyone!!!! *Littlebit walks up with a 12-pack of Coke, a 12-pack of Diet Coke, and a 12-pack of Pepsi One* Anybody thirsty? I'm hungry... are the cookies about done, Jonathan? Connie: Okay, first let's get into the house. Hey LISTEN!!!! *Everyone gets quiet* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh now we get the instructions tohow to get in! *Everyone listens to a low voice inside that starts singing. Sis whispers---> "It's Jean!" *Jean singing* Knock three times on my window if yu want in.... Twice on my door, if the answer is noooo. And just hearing the singing and the music... Sis grabs Anna's hand and says... "Come on, Anna, no time to sleep now! And she is dragging Anna around trying to get her to do the Charlston. *ROFL* Littlebit, Angel, and Jonathan, and anonymous runs to the window and starts knocking!!! All of them are yelling at each other...... ONLY THREE TIMES!!! *Connie looks around for Beth. Also Connie realizes that Omicron can't be with us and takes the initiative to start taking up an offering so they can pay Jean for the use of her kitchen* Anna!!! Can't forget that offering, eh? *LOL* Oh and Hey, Anna, When we get inside we will have you a place to rest and I will chow down on the HOT tamales. *S* Amy: *Amy moves back over by a nearby tree* That way if you guys get arrested for breaking an dentering I can run and not be caught. But if you get in, I'll run uup quickly and join the group just like I never left!!!! *Tries to decide if she wants to be arrested or make Omicron happy* Jonathan: *Takes out his credit card and breaks into Jean's house.* Sis: Well, if Steve is around you'll have a contender for the hot tamales. He likes peppers and all kinds of hot stuff. He burned out his taste buds when he lived in San Diego. Connie, if you take up an offering, maybe Jean can quit her job. Umm where's the dog, folks? Amy, look up in the tree. It has a treehouse in it. Go climb it. Remember, someone is making the cookies? We can nuke them in the microwave fi they need heating up. Omicron can't come! |
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