Michigan Temperature Conversion Chart
here's the...Michigan Temperature Conversion Chart (degrees F)
60 above New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Michigan people plant gardens.
50 above Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Michigan people sunbathe.
40 above Italian cars won't start.
Michigan people drive with the windows open.
32 above Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
20 above Floridians wear coats, gloves and wooly hats.
Michigan people throw on a sweatshirt.
15 above New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Michigan people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
-0- People in Miami cease to exist.
Michigan people lick the flagpole.
20 below Californians fly away to Mexico.
Michigan people get out their winter coats.
40 below Hollywood disintegrates.
Michigan's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes!
until it gets cold enough.
80 below Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Michigan people rent some videos.
100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michigan people get frustrated when they can't thaw out the keg.
297 below Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below ALL atomic motion stops.
Michigan people start saying... "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below Hell freezes over.
The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.
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