In the present day of computers, furnaces that go on with a flip of a switch,
microwaves,and all the luxurys that we have, we often forget
that not everyone grew up with this technology.
In bridging the gap, I ran across
"Technology for Yooper Folk"

I can not take credit for the grafics or coming up with
what made me smile and the original author was not
identified. So if you know who thought this one up...
please let me know so that I can give credit
where credit is deserved.....

FOXFrog
LOG ON:

Making a wood stove hot 		LOG OFF:

Too much wood on fire
MONITOR:

Keep'n an eye on the wood stove 		DOWN LOAD:

Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
MEGA HERTZ:


When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

FLOPPY DISC:

 Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
RAM:

That thar thang what splits the farwood 		HARD DRIVE:

 Gitten home in the winter time
WINDOWS:

Whut to shut when its cold outside		 SCREEN:

Whut to shut when its black fly season
BYTE:

Whut dem dang flys do 		CHIP:

Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP:

Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

MODEM:

Whatcha do to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX:

Ole Dan Matrix's wife 		LAP TOP:

 Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD:

Whar you hang the dang truck keys

SOFTWARE:

Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

MOUSE:

What eats the grain in the barn 		MOUSE PAD:




That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

MAINFRAME:

Holds up the barn roof 		PORT:

Fancy flatlander wine

ENTER:

Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

CLICK:

Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
DOUBLE CLICK:

When you cock the double barrel		 REBOOT:

Whut you have to do right before bedtime
when you have to go to the outhouse



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