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In Her World

Belldandy was such a good goddess. A lot of people liked her, very few disliked her. All of that point of view will be changed after this story...

The story begins when Belldandy is sewing a knit cap for Keiichi Morisato. Her little sister, Skuld, was watching her. She just got done sewing the last bit.

Skuld: Wow! That cap looks great, Belldandy!
Belldandy: Why thank you, Skuld! I will give it to Keiichi. It's really cold outside!
Skuld: Aww, I thought it was for me...
Belldandy: Well, I can knit one up for you too, Skuld! I'll make one for Urd too.
Skuld: Aww, you're so sweet...I wish everyone in the universe were like you, Belldandy...

Belldandy smiled. A little while later, Urd, Belldandy's older sister, came walking by the room. She stopped for a second and spied on Belldandy and Skuld talking.

Urd: Hey, sis! Whatcha got there?
Belldandy: Oh! I'm making a gift for Keiichi.
Urd: (Looks at the cap) Oh really? It looks great! By the way, where is he?
Skuld: I remember he told me that he was going to work on something in the garage...
Belldandy: Oh dear...I wonder why he went on without me...I could've helped him...
Urd: Ya know, it could be a "guy thing." You can't stop "guy things".
Skuld: How would you know?
Urd: Because I'm older and smarter than you. That's how I know.
Skuld: Hey! Stop that!
Belldandy: Oh Urd...(Shakes her head)

Later, it was time for Urd and Skuld to go back up to the Yggdrasil system and start debugging, and Keiichi had to go to Nekomi Tech to take a final exam. That was going to leave poor Belldandy alone.

Keiichi: Bell! I'm going out! Take care!
Belldandy: Okay dear! Be back soon!
Urd: Hey, Bell! We're leavin'!(warps through the TV)
Skuld: Take care, sis! Don't forget to oil Banpei every 3 hours--
Urd: (Calls from the TV) Alright, that's enough, Skuld!! Let's go!

Everyone left to their desired places. As Belldandy watched them all leave, she got out a telephone and dialed for fast food.

Belldandy: Hello, is the the Hunan Lion?...Hi, I'd like a delivery please... Mm-hmm... I'd like to order the "Special Super Combo"...Uh huh...Alright. Goodbye.

Belldandy Hung up the phone. Ten minutes later, the food arrived. After that, there was yet another guest at the door. Belldandy opened the door and saw a group of popular girls from Nekoni Tech: Chihiro, Sayoko, and her friends.

Chihiro: Is everybody gone?
Belldandy: Yeah.

All of a sudden, the popular girls came in with drinks and noisemakers and got buck wild, even Belldandy herself!! She ripped off her normal clothes and was dressed in short shoets and a tank top.

Belldandy: Whoohoo! Let's get this party started!!
Girl #1: Yo Bell! Ya got any sakč?
Belldandy: Yep! In the Tea Room under the table!
Girl #2: Yo, Bell! Ya got any cigarettes?
Belldandy: Yep! They're in Urd's room behind her medicines!
Sayoko: (Drunk)Yahoo! Let's crank up some music!!

Belldandy turned on some heavy metal music, and all the girls were dancing wildly. One of the girls getting the sakč happened to knock Banpei on the floor and break him in pieces. Meanwhile, everyone looked like they were having a good time. The whole house was shaking and everyone was going wild! A few people outside the house heard the loud music, and most of those few were boys from Nekomi Tech.

Boy #1: Wow, it sounds really wild in there. Think we should check it out?
Boy #2: Oh yeah! It's more likely to have babes and all.
Boy #3: Alright then! Let's go!

The boys rushed over to the Morisato house. They burst in and every single girl in the house froze. Belldandy stepped forward.

Belldandy: What are you guys doin' here?
Chihiro: Yeah, can't you see we're tryin' to get a party on?!
Sayoko: (Still drunk)Yeah, *hic!* so beat it!
Boy #1: Oh, and how're we supposed to beat it if you're all so beautiful?
Belldandy: (Drinks cola) Don't get me started, boy! You weren't *hic!* invited, and that's that, so *hic!* scram!

The second boy grabbed Belldandy by the arms and threw her against the wall. Everyone gasped.

Boy #2: Not until I get a little lovin', sugar!
Belldandy: Not in your life- *hic!*
Boy#2: Oh c'mon, baby. We can work this out.

Belldandy was struggling to escape the boy's grasp, but she was too weak and drunk to even move. She was praying that someone would help her... but then someone did...

Belldandy: L-let go of me!
(Familiar voice): Put her down!
All boys: (Looking back) Eh?

It appeared that Peorth was standing in the doorway with her rose pointed at the boys. She was wearing Blue Jeans and a white T-shirt with a pink rose on it.

Peorth: Alright, you little simpletons, drop that lady or else!
Boy #1: Or else what? Are ya gonna attack me with your rose? (laughs with the other boys)
Peorth: You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea! PEORTH ROSE STORM ATTACK!!

A whirlwind of roses expanded in the party room and shredded the first boy's skin, shredded the second boy's face, and made the third boy fly.

All boys: YAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Chihiro: (Dazed) Oooh...pretty flowers...
Sayoko(STILL drunk): Yeah...*hic!* Pretty...
Boy #3: Ah! Let's get outta here, dudes!!

All the boys fled the house. Peorth looked around at the pathetic scene she stepped in and helped up a drunk Belldandy.

Peorth: Are you okay, Belldandy?
Belldandy: Yeah...*hic!* I think so...
Peorth: You sure don't look good...Were you really parting with all these girls?
Belldandy: Y-yes. but please don't tell anybody.
Peorth: (smiling) I won't. This place needs some cleaning up.

About 30 minutes later, everyone left, except for Peorth and Belldandy, and the house was clean. Belldandy was now dressed in her normal clothes. Urd and Skuld happened to come home from Yggdrasil.

Urd: Hey, Bell! How's it hangin'?
Belldandy: Oh, hi Urd, Skuld! Welcome back!
Urd: Ugh, I swear, there's gotta be a problem with the-- PEORTH?! What are you doing here?!
Peorth: I should be asking you the same question! I came here for a "Help Request Call" from Belldandy!
Skuld: Oh really? What did Belldandy want?
Peorth: (Gets poked by Belldandy) Ow! Uh...(uneasy) Sh-she called me to help with her cleaning! Heh-heh...eh...Messy place this was...
Urd: Hm...some request call coming from my sister!(Looks suspiciously at Belldandy)

The room was silent. The silence was broken when Keiichi walked in.

Keiichi: Hey all. Boy was that exam hard--PEORTH?! What are you doing here?
Peorth: Are you plannin' to be on my butt-kicking list, kiddo?
Keiichi: Er...
Peorth: Well, if you don't mind, I'd like to make an exit. I've got some paper work to do.

Peorth used her teleportation technuiqe to return to Yggdrasil.

Belldany: Phew! I'm sure glad that's over.
Keiichi: What's over?
Belldandy: Oh...erm...tirelessly waiting for you all! I missed you!
Skuld: Oh...okay.
Urd: Hey, sis! Got any Sakč lyin' around here anywhere?
Belldandy: Ack! Well, actually...um...
Urd: Are you hiding something from me?
Belldandy: N-no! I was just--
Urd: (Looks in the Tea Room under the table) Huh? It's...gone...? ADMIT IT, BELLDANDY!! YOU DRANK ALL MY SAKČ!!!!!
Belldandy: *sniff* Well, I admit, I just wanted to try a small sample, and--
Urd: (slapping Belldandy on the back and smiling) That's my girl! My little sister's finally growing up! I'm proud of you!
Keiichi: ...Belldandy...?

Skuld walk by the Tea Room, and saw the worst sight she could ever see...

Skuld: EEEEEEEEEEEK!! Banpei!!

The night went on, and yet, no one knew what went on in Belldandy's world...

The End