Windows messages for future releases
1. Windows has NOT recovered from a serious error. We
just tell you it has so that you won’t Spam our 24 hours hotline with silly
questions.
2. This program has performed an illegal operation; if
the problem persists please contact your software provider, although we
guarantee he won’t know what the problem is.
3. if you are an artist, you should know that Bill
Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn’t it feel nice to have
security?
4. Warning! Windows has detected that your mouse has
moved. The system will restarted for the changes to take effect.
5. This message is entered simply to inform you, the
user, that accessing this function [help index] is a completely futile exercise
as the entire help database has been encoded to maximize deficiency and
increase the difficulty with which it can be used.
6. Service notice: This package is a software upgrade.
Ie. All the old bugs have been removed or fixed and new ones have been
included.
7. Bad or missing mouse. Punish the cat?
8. File not found. Should windows fake it?
9. Keyboard error, keyboard not present. Press F1 to
continue.
10. your laptop is running dangerously low on battery
power, it will now go to standby mo…..
11. Error:
reality.sys not found, universe halted.
12. Windows did not loaded on the previous attempt. Why? Ask yourself the following question. Is Windows installed on this system? If so, is it a legal copy? If not, how long do u think it will take before we break your door down and arrest you?