Tell others about what is currently going on in your life, what state you live in, who you voted for in the last election, or where you are currently working.
What about your background? Tell others about your family or friends. Where are they from? Are they subversives? Would you like the government to investigate them for you? We don't mind, really...
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Yah I know I'm supposed to delete that above message but someone worked hard to write it and the least I can do is publish their hard work on a webpage no-one will go to...well I guess its not much of a legacy but if you work writing instructions for blogs I doubt very much that you expect a legacy... Anyway I decided to give in to the "most popular" template to see what its like to be a member of the masses that allow their webpages to be dictated by the instructions of a megacorperation. Anyway If there is a person out there ??reading this expecting to hear the personal blog of some random Person in Weed CA and find out all about there life in odd ways you will be highly disapointed, First off I don't live in Weed CA What the hell gave you that idea???? and seccond I do no intend to tell you anything about me nore will I post a pictures that have any connection to my life (not here anyway) or any of those other things you find on most templated pages. Insted I intend to rant, midless type for hours on end leaveing millions of spelling errors an typos as I go and that is fine with me. as- AHHH *tackles evil beaver* sorry anyway to give you have had you first offical look at what this rant will be like, I may update it I may not. Well I will but on my own time, whenever I fell like ranting, if you have a problem with that please let me know and I will proceed to flick you off and send you a virus (just kidding. well about the latter anyway I will flick you off I like flicking people off over the internet its become a bit of a habbit realy _|_ oh sorry about that can you ever forgive me?)
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well now that thats over I think we should save the pandas *saves a panda* ok glad thats over... well a day has past...I know you have no idea but I doso pheooy to you. I guess it is time for me to enter the twisted ice cave that is my muse...*enters cave* well now I am Ready to rant *a-hem* *adopts dull monitone* The first topic for today will be *drops monitone/gasps* OH MY GOD!!! THE LINE THINGY IS GONE! LIKE TOATALY ALL GONE! EKKKKKKKK! NOW WHAT WILL STOP THE URLS FROM FLOODING INTO MY RANT! eeeek! *shivers*... read this random thing thant cnnot be fit into any catagory (complements of Nana) while I think of something:
Purple holocausts and green spinach
Shit. My custard’s runny.
Has anyone seen my balls?
I hope you mean for juggling...
I’M ALL ALONE!
*trips* Ha! Ha! Ha!
Fish for sale!
I want real custard damnit! *throws bowl*
*swish* WEEE! Cape!
Stupid fungus...
I like pie.
We’re all out of cheese.
Call in the military!
Open the iris!
Clean my sweatsocks!
*trips* Slippery out today isn’t it? Ha! Ha! Ha!
I’m in a vat of mushrooms.
*jack o’neil walks through singing soprano*
*rat scurries across floor*
I wish I could scurry... *bursts into tears*
Blood is thicker than chocolate.
This is too lumpy!
Tapioca. Yum.
*trips* Did someone spill custard? Ha! Ha! Ha!
Why is there a zombie in my closet?
MINE! *tackles*
How dare you give me tapioca!
*death occurs somewhere in the room*
I broke my heel!
*licks up lettuce juice*
Come ‘ere toots!
Nice tights...
CUSTARD!
Custard pie?!
BONZEII!
Owie...
Miller time!
*bird shits from rafters*
La-la-la-la-la...
*clubs person to death with shoe*
I wan’ a hug!
FUCK YOU MR. POTATO HEAD!
You know, there are squirrels living in my grey matter...
Beer?
No. I’m Susan.
FIRE IN THE WHOLE!
You moron...
Pie?
I brought the caramels!
YAHHHH! *tackles*
Yellow ferrets.
I need some help here!
Call a doctor.
*ghostbusters appear and disappear leaving a vacuum cleaner behind*
Willy Wonka raped my dog.
Pie?
Yup.
Finally! *eats foot*
Slimey...
I’M A LEGOLAS WHORE!
*cow grazes*
Fish hold the meaning of life? No way. *dies*
HAMSTERS!
*five million ants run through room*
Yup.
Please dial again.
I never dialed the first time... *cries*
You have seven days...
Boogie boogie.
Christopher Walken?
Drunk?
In a dog park?
AGAIN?
*trips* Ha! Ha! Ha!
Me. Have. Custard.
3.1415...?
Chef zombies.
*mouth full* Girl Scoot Schmookies!
Hey! It’s what I do.
*gets shot*
To be or not to shove something into a dark forest...
Chocolate pudding is nice.
Like red wine soaked in barbecue sauce.
Yup.
Actually, no...
What? *shoots her*
Puke.
*leaps out window*
Come back to me...
But you’re all the way up there!
*runs into wall*
PUDDING SUCKS!
Souls are for dancing!
I’m getting licked by a poodle this weekend. Want to come?
Ultimate evil comes from sausage.
PINK FLOWERS!
*detonates bomb*
*coughs*
Pie?
Custard... mmm...
What’s the matter Pikachu?
*dies*
Okay then.
Want a ride in the Rolls?
CANDY AND GILA MONSTERS!
Why is the sky blue?
My underpants are asleep.
Sleep. Good. Fire breathing rabbits. Bad.
*comes back to life*
WHOA! CRATER!
No.
You sure?
Pie.
The random thing complements of nana has ended. Wasn't it entertaining? I think it was.. and look! The problem solved itself I surpast the URL list! YAY! well just in case it catches up---->>>
I added another bar! arn't you proud of me! I know that you should be... I'm proud of me.. kinda...anyway remember what I said before about my muse being a twisted ice cave, well there is something I have to add, once you enter the ice cave you must turn into a walrus, its just the way things have to be in my ice cave mind muse thing, a walrus with tusks, and you'll want the tusks you can use them to navigate in the semmingly endless tunnels, because they can have dramtic inclunes and forks you might want to mark. Its a nice place to go even though you'll be kinda trapped, the tunnels are all inclosed and going out by way of the entrace is a no-no, but for some odd reason while in this ice cave you will never fear being trapped or inclosed or lost, and there will be plenty of light comeing from the awsomely blue-tinted ice wallness. Ok now that I have I have described one of the strange worlds I visit in my mind
its time for a pillow fight! *fights with pillows* oh joy that was so much fun! makes me wish I had a tomato to share it with...
wait just a moment.. whats this? Am I supposed to be... ???????????COHERENT??????????????
No. *phew* good I was just cheacking. anyway have you had lunch yet today? if you havent you should because lunch is a great sorce of energy that you can use to takle the day! I love that..how many people say "takle the day" as if its something to be fought, well in a way I guess it is because people rarely ever live with a day that is convenient, mostly your going to need energy to conquer it and that like real sucks. Well I hope you enjoyed that! OOOO! LOOK! A BANANNA!!!!! OMG ITS RUNNING AWAY! we must catch the bannana!
Well *pants* that sure was exciting! I was to focused chasing the Bannana to type, but some passerbys with a video camera got this footage for you.
wasn't that exciting? It allways makes the hair on my back stand up strat then drive right back trough my body and bleed all over my clothing....well not realy but I can oretend it does, makes my life seem a bit more interesting but hey you know...
Btw I wonder if any of you could tell me if you have ever seen a burl? Its what I called the genetic hybrid of a bunny and a squirrel. The one I saw looked more like a squirrel but had slightly larger ears a little tail and hoped like a rabbit as opposed to hopping like a squirrel... If you have ever seen one please tell me about it, so I know that i'm not loosing my mind! (ursidaethibetanus@yahoo.com) thanks!
Oh heyyy you know a funny thing happened to me the other day, I was sitting all alone in my straight jacket and I closed my eyes to go into my ice cave. It worked an all I whent in without trouble, I was slinding around as a walrus (using my tusks to turn right and left, when I whent into this larger room. but I was just on a bridge above another bridge bleow me over a seemingly bottomless pit. It was then that I saw another Walrus below me. As it turned out there were two walri below me. On of them jumped off the bridge into the bottomless pit, but the other just kept moving.... so I jumped into the seemingly bottomless pit, and fell for hours... It was an interesting enough experiance, but when I landed I hit a snow bank, and the other walrus was gone. I then entered a maze-like area, seeing dangers beyond your wildest dreams. so tune in next time I update this page and I'll tell you all about them.
Its the next time i'm updating this page, but I totaly forget what I was ranting about so sorry about the tune in deal....its a bit of a rip off when you think about it. but you know what else is a rip off. Yahoo! geocities! Who woulda thunk that a free web severice could suck this bad! well, all of us but you'd think that a megacorperation like yahoo could afford at least one programer that can do more than make the computer go "beep" which almost anyone can do. Including me, but becasue i'm using Yahoo! pagebuilder the HTML would fail to load, and even if it did god knows where the text would be, when you typ something in a seperate box using page builder, it will end up somewhere in africa. becasue the program does give a shit about the web mangers input it thinks it would be more fun to go: "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i have a mind of my own! No screw you user! weeeeeeee! I put HAL to shame!" Pagebuilder pretends to have features it doesent, warps anything you put on the screen, and denys you the abillity to choose where you want things located. Oh! and i havn't mention something yet. On the main page of this site, I mentioned it was going to have a purpose, and I had plans. But guess what! I can only use 15 mb of storage space, so it all went to hell with a lead weight tied to its ankles! horray for yahoo!