Bob Head is a legendary mythological being who is known for his torment of mortals. Bob Head can take many shapes, forms and identities!!!.
Pictured on this page is the traditional recognized form of the Bob Head!
The ways he torments mortal man are as follows. Bob Head will mess up the words to songs and sayings, even common songs like "Happy Birthday" or "Row your boat" instead of "row row row your boat gently down the stream..." Bob Head will sing "row row row your SHIP..." Bob Head will say "that's cold" instead of "that's cool". It is rumored that the white cop on the old T.V. sitcom "Sanford and Son" was based on the mythical Bob Head. Bob Head is extremely regimented and any minute change at all in any daily routine that Bob Head has established will completly confuse and disrupt Bob Head for hours or even days! This is an important weakness and should be exploited if you ever deal with Bob Head. Bob Head will never admit to anything he likes i.e. you could give Bob Head an all expense trip around the world, have him stay at the finest hotels, and eat all the best foods, but when you ask him how his trip was, the best he'll say is "it was ok" or "pretty good". Bob Head is not the person to ask "How ya doing?" unless you have an hour or two to kill listening to all the tribulations and trials Bob Head has suffered for the last 30 years! Speaking of the last 30 years, Bob Head is perpetually stuck in the 1960's (just see his picture for proof) The further torments Bob Head imparts on humanity are far to numerous to list here, just take my word for it we all know a Bob Head!
Be warned, now that you have read the legend of Bob Head you must copy and distribute Bob Heads found here. Put Bob Heads on you web site, print them out and hang them everywhere. If you know a Bob Head, see if you can stick one on their back without them knowing!!!
If you can do any of this you will ward off the curse of the Bob Head.
If you don't you will become a Bob Head AH HA HA HA!!!
I fear not this BOBHEAD, take me at once to the place where more BOBHEADS dwell!!!
FREE KING!!!