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Since the Air Force and the U.S. attorney in California consider the arm/safe plugs from "Little Boy" to be "Secret Restricted Data", we've compiled a listing of other items for consideration-

1. the existence of safety wire; and advanced safety wire pliers.
2. Kimwipes.
3. epoxy polymide paints.
4. the material for "Hypalon Red".
5. the fact that the term "interlocking slide fastener" may reveal sensitive design information regarding the common zipper.
6. H-1004 lifting bar, H-631 castoring tool, and H-12 handtruck.
7. all declassified films, which will now receive the designation "Unclassified Classified" material.
8. the fact that the Mk3, 4, and 6 looked like pumpkins, and were called "pigs".
9. the term "birdcage" and "urchin", which may offend animal rights activists.
10. grass clippings from igloo's (may be radioactive).
11. fact that women are in the career field.
12. those non-flammable cigarette lighters that every M&I used to have.
13. cloth tape used to tie cable bags to fins.
14. HTS-6 bits, also known as "pizza cutters" (no further elaboration).
15. the cleaning table in 11N-35-51 (and the double wipe method).
16. SRAM puckey.
17. The term "SRD" which, when used by the U.S. Attorney, mean's "Seriously Ridiculous Determination" (Note- further elaboration may be SRD).
18. Tire pressure of H-46 and H-65 handtrucks (Mk 5 and 7).
19. Tire pressure on solid rubber wheels of MJ-1 jammer.
20. The concept, theory, or design of peel off grease pencils used to mark checklists.
21. The fact that Vortex generators are not electrical devices.
22. That the "gland nut" is not a human anatomical body part.
23. That "lay down option" is not a choice at break time.
24. The fact all the eyes on the Mk28 external bomb are blue, with no brown or hazel ones.
25. The fact that the B28FI has "blue balls" with no futher elaboration (see number 22).
26. Tech data and weapon stenciling are written in English only and not bi-lingual.
27. The design of the modified open end wrench used as a speeder to tighten down sway brace pads on the Mk28 clip-in system.
28. The P-room is not the latrine but a place where batteries are serviced.
29. Some smart bombs have dummy warheads.
30. An H1347/H1347A/H736 has roadability. An H1347/H1347A/H736 Roadable has NO Roadability.
31. The term "caster", and the fact that they could rotate through 360 degrees.
32. The term "MEK". The fact that the term "Xylene" stands for "X-tra Yield Liquid Energy Numbing Extremities". 33. The term "Prep" in "Prep for Storage", "Prep for Shipment", and "Prep for Strike".
34. Zinc Chromate (does this stuff still cause cancer?).
35. Mention of the fact that FNG's were sent on errands to collect prop wash and pnuematic fluid.
36. The fact that fallopian tubes and cesarean sections are not part of an LLC.
37. The term "classified", which in itself may be classified (Note- no futher elaboration on this classified subject).

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Equipment Classification Guide
Established 14 Jun 02