| USAF Nuclear Weapons Specialist Home Page "You May Be a Nuclear Weapons Specialist If..." |
| You use TP-35-51 to work on your car. Your first reaction to an international crisis is "Nuke em!" You love the smell of MEK in the morning. You laugh at the so-called "nuclear experts" in the media. You have a mushroom cloud screensaver. You've used a Kimwipe as a coffee filter. You were disappointed when it was only an "elephant walk". You thought Eastman 910 was sticky. A zipper is either an "interlocking slide fastener" or a "neutron generator". You claim to "fix typewriter's" for a living. You can order a beer in two, three, or more languages. You want to bring back airborne alert and QRA. You miss doing B43 LLC's. You miss the AIR-2A Genie. You know what USAFE, EUCOM, and USAREUR mean. You've done a "carrier landing" at the enlisted club. You've visited Rocky Flats, and survived. You've eaten food in North Africa and the Far East, and survived. You think the USAF tech school should be at Kirtland. You have a copy of "Dr. Strangelove". You're an expert painter and craftsman. You don't miss MSET! You do miss SAC. AFN-TV commercials still bring nightmares. You've been stationed at places you still can't talk about. You love demolitions training. You know all the words to "Ein Prosit!" You think beer tastes good with cola and a lemon in it. You've learned to eat pizza with a knife and fork. You knew people with names like "Udo", "Dieter", "Heiko", and "Heika". After Germany, you know every "Sprockets" episode. You've been to the DMZ. You've seen the Berlin Wall. Your workplace was a floating airport. You know that "BUFF" really doesn't mean "Big Ugly Flying Fellow" You can insult anyone in five different languages. You know what a "pram, boot, nappy, and biscuit" are. You've done an LLC standing inside the bomb! You know who St. Barbara is. You've survived NATO TAC Eval's and detest MOPP gear. After PACAF, the neighbor's dog looks appetizing. You know that "EOD" means "Every One Drinks!" You know "Caddyshack" by heart. "IYAAYAS" means "If You Ain't Ammo, You Ain't Sh*t!" You know from firsthand experience that "Army Intelligence" is a contradiction of terms. The shop motto is "BOHICA". You know there's no such thing as a "peace dividend". Your team members were named Curley, Moe, and Larry. You've mastered the "million dollar screwdriver" on an E-1's salary. |
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