LSB:"Electrifying, as the USCW always
is. We are less than one week away from Beach Bash, and the
action is heating up. The two men who will step into the ring to
battle for the USCW Championship will be determined tonight, not to
mention that there are other slots to be filled for matches at Beach
Bash. We should find out all this information, right here,
tonight."
MJ:"With
all this action on tap, let's not waste any time. Cindy, take it
away."
CM:"The following contest is set for
one fall. Introducing first, already in the ring, weighing in at
240 pounds, Mr. Wrestling!"
(Mr. Wrestling
pumps his fist to the crowd. Suddenly, Sniper jumps out of the
front row and slides into the ring behind Mr. Wrestling.)
MJ:"Sniper
just jumped Mr. Wrestling from behind! He grabs him.
Mini-chokeslam! Sniper stomps Mr. Wrestling in the chest and now
is sliding out of the ring! He disappears into the crowd!
Unbelievable."
LSB:"I'm
note sure what poor Mr. Wrestling did to trigger all the abuse he is
taking lately, but whatever it was must have been bad."
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at
207 pounds and hailing from Newark, New Jersey, Tornado O'Conner!"
("When Worlds
Collide" plays as Tornado comes down to the ring. Mr. Wrestling
is still laid out.)
MJ:"Well,
this is certainly interesting. Mr. Wrestling is smooth out
right now. The bell ring and O'Conner walks up to Mr. Wrestling
and shrugs his shoulders. Doesn't look like there is going to be
much of a match. O'Conner puts a foot on Mr. Wrestling and the
ref counts.
1......................2...................................3."
CM:"Your
winner, via pinfall, Tornado O'Conner!"
MJ:"So
Tornado takes the victory, but not in the manner in which he had hoped
I'm sure."
LSB:"Once
again Sniper never ceases to confuse me. He doesn't have a match
tonight, so he claims to be away on business, only to actually be here
and make his presence felt by jumping Mr. Wrestling."
MJ:"Sniper's
stable mate Assassin in in this next one. Let's check it out."
CM:"The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 237 pounds and hailing from the jungles of South American, Assassin!"
(The lights go
out. "Unforgiven" by Metallica begins to play. All of a
sudden a ring corner buckle bursts into flames as the result of a
combustible dart! The lights come back on and Assassin is
standing in the middle of the ring.)
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at
242 pounds and hailing from Montgomery, Alabama, Matt Reyman!"
("Sweet Home
Alabama" cranks up over the arena speakers as Reyman makes his way to
the ring.)
MJ:"We are ready to go
here in this match. The two men lock up and Reyman whips Assassin
into the ropes. Assassin bounces back and Reyman goes for a
clothesline. Assassin ducks under it and bounces off the ropes
again. He nails Reyman with a clothesline!"
LSB:"Nice move by Assassin. He
showed some agility to go along with his power there."
MJ:"Assassin picks Reyman up, elbow
to the head! And another! Reyman is stunned and Assassin
nails him with a DDT! Here's a cover!
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no! Reyman gets a shoulder up to beat the count."
LSB:"Assassin is very no nonsense in
the ring tonight. He came here for a win."
MJ:"Assassin picks Reyman up and
whips him into the turnbuckle. He follows him in and nails him
with a big cross body splash! Reyman is stunned and Assassin
whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. He follows him in again
but this time Reyman gets a foot up and nails Assassin with a big boot!"
LSB:"Instincts of self-preservation
were kicking in on that one. We'll see if Reyman can mount an
offense."
MJ:"Assassin stumbles backwards after
that boot and Reyman runs over him with a clothesline! Reyman
quickly up and heading to the top rope!"
LSB:"He's going for a high risk move
here. He likes to try a leg drop from up there."
MJ:"And that's what it is.
Reyman leaps for the leg drop but Assassin rolls out of the way!
Reyman rolls around in pain. Assassin collects himself for a
second. He picks Reyman up and whips him into the ropes.
Reyman goes into the ropes front first and stumbles back out of the
ropes. Assassin grabs him and nails him with the Unforgiven!"
LSB:"That reverse DDT carries a lot
of impact!"
MJ:"Here's the cover!
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3!!!!!!"
CM:"Your winner, via pinfall,
Assassin!"
MJ:"Assassin grabs a win for the Boot
Camp Click. Those three have certainly made quite an impact on
the league since their formation."
LSB:"That's right MJ. You see
other wrestlers scrambling for backup with these three working
together."
MJ:"It's time now for another Boot
Camp Click member. Cindy."
CM:"The following contest is set for
one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 245 pounds and
hailing from an undisclosed location, Mercenary!"
(Jungle noises echo
through the arena
as Mercenary comes to the ring in his customary fatigues.)
MJ:"Mercenary has made quite a splash
in the league thus far, doing his best to offend every single wrestler
on roster."
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at
260 pounds and hailing from Austin, Texas, Jeff "Boomtown" Rodeo!"
(“To Be Young” by
Ryan Adams begins with a count off. We see the
numbers appear on the jumbotron. 1 . . . 2 . . . a 1 2 3 Whoo. .
. A pyrotechnic display erupts at the final count before the song
actually begins. Jeff “Boomtown” Rodeo explodes from the curtain
as more fireworks explode. He is wearing a black T-Shirt that
says “Rodeo”, black wrestling tights and black wrestling boots.
He makes his way down the ramp, slapping the hands of young fans’ as he
prepares to enter the squared circle.)
LSB:"Rodeo must refocus after suffering through his friend being shot. I believe the distraction of that event is what caused his loss last week. We'll see if he is back in top form tonight."
MJ:"We are ready for this one.
Rodeo and Mercenary are circling each other now. Mercenary comes
with a right hand, blocked by Rodeo who fires back and connects with a
right hand of his own. Mercenary takes a step back and they two
men circle each other again."
LSB:"These two aren't quite sure how
to approach this match and are feeling each other out."
MJ:"Rodeo fires a right hand which
Mercenary ducks before returning the favor with a right cross. Is
this a boxing match?"
LSB:"Just two wrestlers easying into
this one."
MJ:"Woah! Forget easy, they
just tied up in the middle of the ring and are pounding away on each
other. Rodeo lands a good shot then nails Mercenary with a
standing dropkick."
LSB:"That's
becoming a signature move for Rodeo. He gets good elevation on
that drop kick despite being a big guy."
MJ:"Rodeo
backs Mercenary into the corner now and goes to work on him with a chop
across the chest."
(The crowd woos
loudly.)
MJ:"And
another!"
(The crowd woos
again, even louder. LSB gets into it, wooing along with the
crowd.)
MJ:"Rodeo
pulls Mercenary out of the corner, and locks him in a sleeper
hold! This could be it!"
LSB:"Mercenary
is going to have to dig down deep to get out of this one. He
looks to be going out fast!"
(Mercenary flails
around but to no avail.)
MJ:"The ref is going to check
Mercenary now to see if he is still awake."
(The ref lifts
Mercenary's arm. When he let's go it falls down limp. He
raises it again. Again when he drops it falls.)
LSB:"One more and this one is over!"
(The ref lifts and drops Mercenary's
arm. This time however the arm stays arm and Mercenary begins to
pump his fist.)
MJ:"He's not out yet! Mercenary
powers his way to his feet. Elbow to the gut of Rodeo! And
another! Rodeo is stunned! Mercenary bounces off the ropes
and levels Rodeo with a clothesline!"
LSB:"Mercenary has come alive
here. Will it be enough to take this one?"
MJ:"Mercenary has Rodeo up and drops
him across his knee with a big backbreaker. Mercenary goes for a
cover.
1
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2
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no! Rodeo kicks out!"
LSB:"A near fall for Mercenary.
Mercenary picks Rodeo up again and nails him with a big right
hand. Rodeo falls backwards into the ref! The ref has been
knocked out!"
MJ:"Mercenary picks Rodeo up again
and wraps Rodeo up from behind."
LSB:"Look, on the ramp, here comes
Assassin! He's getting a chair from the ringside area!"
MJ:"Meanwhile, Rodeo did a go behind
on Mercenary and flip him up and over with a German suplex! He
held on to him and and is bringing him to his feet to try another one!"
LSB:"Assassin slides in the
ring. He's going to nail Rodeo with that chair! Wait!"
MJ:"Mercenary with a go behind on
Rodeo! Assassin swings and nails Mercenary with the chair!
Mercenary goes down! Look at the shocked looked on Assassin's
face!"
LSB:"Rodeo takes advantage by
clotheslining Assassin over the top rope. Then he kicks the chair
out of the ring. And it looks like the ref is waking up!"
MJ:"Rodeo covers Mercenary! And
the ref counts!
1
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2
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3!!!!!"
CM:"Your winner, via pinfall, Jeff
"Boomtown" Rodeo!"
MJ:"The blunder by the Bootcamp Click
gives Rodeo a victory! And Assassin is not happy on the
outside! He grabs the chair again from ringside and slides in and
clobbers Rodeo with the chair! He picks Rodeo up and nails him
with the Unforgiven. Mercenary is up now and it looks like he is
putting the No Mercy on Rodeo! They are giving him a
beating!"
(Suddenly two men
repell from the ceiling. They are carrying what appear to be
guns. They land outside the ring and unhook themselves.)
MJ:"It's Sweardog and Dr.
Thanatos! They start firing those guns at the ring! It's
paintballs! They are pelting Assassin and Mercenary with pink
paintballs! The two Bootcamp Click members slide out of the ring
and run to the back to escape!"
LSB:"That was actually pretty
funny. Must have been Thanatos' idea."
MJ:"Sweardog and Dr. Thanatos slide
into the ring and help Rodeo to his feet.)
(Rodeo thanks the two and then raises
his arms to the crowd and they respond with a huge cheer.)
MJ:"We need to take a quick
commercial break fans. When we return, we will have the
semi-finals of the World Title Tournament!"
(Camera rolls to see Sniper carrying a black duffle bag. It appears to be empty. He is looking for a particular door backstage and finds it when he comes to a door marked "Sweardog". He drops the bag at the foot of the door and quickly disappears down a dark hallway.)
MJ:"What was that all about fans?"
LSB:"If you recall MJ, in an interview earlier this week Sniper was seen taking a duffle bag full of money from someone. Perhaps he was just returning the bag."
MJ:"Sweardog would never hire Sniper!"
LSB:"Hey, I'm only stating the facts MJ."
MJ:"Well, it wouldn't happen. We are ready now for our first semi-final. RJ Souza has turned the USCW on it's ear since bursting onto the scene. Dr. Thanatos has been very solid in the ring thus far and looks to continue that here tonight."
CM:"The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 235 pounds and hailing from Oakland, CA, "Bad Karma" RJ Souza!"
("Tougher than leather" starts up, but a sudden scratch and a new record is played:)
Back in the Black and Gray
Homeboyz J-R-G and Ricky J
Sooz in command of the crew
1-8-7 comming out for you
West A street was bad enough
But Da Bad Boyz are ghotto tough
I know you see frustration
The trio of "Crminal Nation"
The lights come up with RJ Souza standing in front of the former "Urban Terrorists". Ricky J and JRG. RJ is wearing his trademark black jean
shorts, black boot and black Ray-Bans. He wears his "Got Karma??" shirt once again. The West A Street Bad Boyz are in black and gray camaflague panks and black boot. Both wear "The 1-8-7= The End" T-shirts. They follow RJ down to the ring. The trio enters as RJ has a microphone.
RJ: Hey, this is Dallas, huh? See, there is only one great thing about this city. No, it's not the dumb ass Cowboys who haven't won anything
since the early 80's. It's not the Stars because those guys came from Minnesota. It's pretty sad when you have to get anything from there. You
don't have baseball here. The only thing you got going is the Dallas Mavericks. Too bad they lost Nash and couldn't get Shaq.....
RJ: Hold on, people. I know how you feel. The closest any of your teams have been to gold is, well..... HERE!!
RJ: I could talk about the rednecks, but I don't care about you enough to get started. I could go and start with "How you keep a redneck in
suspence? Order Beach Bash and I will finish the joke". Speaking of jokes, C'mon down Doc, we are waiting......
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds and hailing from Boss, Mass., Dr. Nicholas Thanatos!"
(A pyro of red flame goes off out on both sides of the ramp as "Eat the Rich" by Aerosmith begins to play and Steven Tyler's "Wake Up Kids" rap begins:
"Wake up kids, it's half past your youth...ain't nuthin' really changed but the date...you're a big league slammer, but you're no Babe Ruth...ya gotta learn how to relate...or you'll be swingin' from the pearly gate....got it all figured out...but low and behold...ya got the right key baby...but the wrong..key...hole...JOE!
At the first guitar riff, flames shoot out from both sides of the ramp and Dr. Nicholas Thanatos appears at the head of the ramp. He takes off running down the ramp and slides in under the ropes and to the middle of the ring.)
MJ:"A much anticipated match up here between Souza and Thanatos. It looks like the Def BI Posse will be ringside for this match."
LSB:"Definately an advantage for Souza. I don't trust either one of those guys as far as I can throw them."
MJ:"The bell rings and we are under way. The crowd is buzzing with anticipation over this one. They lock up and Souza grabs a headlock. He switches it to and armlock and twists the arm of Thanatos. Then he delivers a swift kick to the side of the knee and Thanatos goes down."
LSB:"Souza has a modern day mouth but his wrestling style is strictly old school. It's interesting to watch him work."
MJ:"Souza measures Thanatos and drops an elbow to the knee. Now he takes the leg and bends it sideways at the knee. He's really concentrating on one area there."
LSB:"If you can take out an important joint like that, you can put your opponent in a really bad position."
MJ:"Souza releases the hold and starts to bring Thanatos to his feet. But Thanatos shoots an elbow into the midsection of Souza! And another! He gets to his feet and is about to fire a right hand but Souza sticks a thumb in the eye of Thanatos! You can't let him do that ref!"
(Thanatos staggers backwards holding his eye.)
LSB:"Not the prettiest of moves but definately effective."
MJ:"Souza is back in control again. He scoops up Thanatos and slams him near the rops. He climbs up to the second rope and drops a leg across Thanatos! Here's a cover!
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2
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no. Thanatos gets a shoulder up."
LSB:"Thanatos needs to get something going here soon."
MJ:"Souza brings Thanatos to his feet. Irish whip into the ropes but Thanatos reverses it! Leapfrog by Thanatos. Souza bounces off the ropes again. This time Thanatos locks up his arms as he comes towards him and flips Souza over with a double-arm suplex!"
LSB:"Now he's got something going."
MJ:"Thanatos stomps away on the downed Souza. He picks Souza up, sets him up and nails a brainbuster! Here's a cover!
1
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2
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no!!! Souza grabs the ropes to break the count!"
LSB:"That was a close one. Thanatos looking impressive now."
MJ:"Thanatos moves over to pick up Souza but JRG grabs the foot of Thanatos and holds him up! The ref is over admonishing JRG but the distraction has allowed Souza to shake the cobwebs loose and he is back on his feet."
LSB:"That's what I meant about having an advantage. Thanatos could have pressed the action there but now they are back to square one."
MJ:"Look at this!"
(Thunderbolt Lightfoot has come out on the ramp. The crowd stirs with the sight of him coming down the ramp.)
MJ:"Thunderbolt is here and is apparently not happy about the Def BI Posse's interference. He double clotheslines them from behind! And what is this? Sniper comes out right behind Lightfoot like he has been stalking him the whole time! He jumps Lightfoot from behind! Thanatos is still watching the events outside the ring and Souza takes advantage! He clips the knee of Thanatos from behind!"
LSB:"Another veteran move by Souza."
MJ:"Lightfoot is trying to fight both Def BI Posse members on the outside and meanwhile inside Souza has Thanatos in trouble inside the ring. He is setting up for the Bad Karma Drop! He nails it! Here's the cover!
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2
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3!!!"
CM:"Your winner, via pinfall, "Bad Karma" RJ Souza!"
MJ:"RJ takes advantage of the chaos around the ring and gets the win over a very game Thanatos. And look at this here comes some more people down the ramp! It's Assassin and Mercenary! They slide into the ring and attack Souza, and Thanatos! They attack both wrestlers!"
LSB:"Meanwhile Ricky J and JRG are fighting both Sniper and Lightfoot! But look at the ramp again! It's Sweardog coming down. And following behind him is Jeff Rodeo! I can't even keep up anymore!"
MJ:"Sweardog nails JRG from behind and Rodeo slides into the ring and starts to help Thanatos! He must be returning the favor from earlier and getting back at the Boot Camp Click. It's a madhouse out there! Security guards are running in from the back! They are swarming over all the wrestlers!"
(CEO Adams walks out onto the ramp.)
LSB:"The CEO is here! This could get interesting!"
Adams(yelling into a mic):"Stop it! Stop this nonsense! All of it! All of you break it up!"
(The wrestlers slowly quit fighting and security moves them apart.)
Adams:"I will not have my league turn into this! We can't finish one damn match without a brawl ensuing. This is ridiculous. And I will not stand for it. If there is another match tonight, it would end up the same way! And I won't have it. The main event for tonight is cancelled!"
(The crowd starts to boo at this announcement.)
MJ:"What does this mean? What happens to the title tournament?"
Adams:"If you guys all want to fight each other then fine. But you will do it under my terms, when I want you to. Sweardog, you are a great competitor, but I want you to bow out of the world title tournament. Because as the leader of the Rezolution, I want you in a match at Beach Bash against the leader of the Boot Camp Click, Sniper!"
(The crowd cheers loudly at this announcement.)
Adams:"And this won't be any regular match. All stable members are banned from ringside and the match will take place in a steel cage, where no one can interfere. It will be a submission match! The first man to make the other quit or pass out wins the match. And not only will they win the match, they will be the #1 contender to the World Title!"
(Sniper and Sweardog glare at each other from where security is holding them back.)
Adams:"And for some of the rest of you. You want to fight so bad, fine. You will fight too. The World Tag Team titles need a home. At Beach Bash, it will be the Def BI Posse versus Assassin & Mercenary versus Dr. Thanatos & Jeff Rodeo in a 3 Way Tornado Tag Match for the belts!"
(Another cheer from the crowd.)
Adams:"Which brings me to you two."
(Adams stares at Thunderbolt Lightfoot and RJ Souza.)
Adams:"Everyone and their brother has known from the start of this that you two would have to meet in the ring. So the main event at Beach Bash, is a best 2 out of 3 falls match for the World Heavyweight Title between "Bad Karma" RJ Souza and Thunderbolt Lightfoot!"
(The crowd explodes again.)
Adams:"So next week in San Diego, California, the first PPV of the USCW, Beach Bash takes place! History will be made! Don't miss it!"
("Hey Man Nice Shot" plays as the CEO leaves and heads to the back.)
MJ:"Wow, what a series of announcements by the CEO! The stage is set for Beach Bash! It is sure to rage out of control just like tonight!"
(The wrestlers start to fight each other again, breaking into the groups that will be fighting at Beach Bash.)
MJ:"Fans, we are out of time once again! Can't wait to see you next week at Beach Bash! For "Lightning" Scott Baxter, I am Mike Johnson, goodnight everybody!"
(Scene fades out to all the wrestlers fighting in the ringside area and security trying to break it up.)