:: In the
backstage parking lot a white stretch limousine pulls up and parks as
the camera gets in position to catch a look at who is coming out.
The back door opens and out steps three members of The Rezolution:
Smackin Sweardog McKrackin, one half of the newly crowned USCW Tag
Team, and The Rez's newest member Lifesaver Joe Medic. The step
from the car and take a few steps before they are surrounded by the
PP&H's entire roster: Big Jim, "Sweet" Gordy Dix, The Country Pimp,
and Q-Tip Callahan. Before anyone can do anything, SGD steps up
with the Country Pimp beside him and begins to run his mouth. ::
SGD:"Why do you turdpokers always interfere in matches? (laughing)The
PP&H would never do that. How about you asswipes stay in the back
tonight during mine and Assclown Rodeo's match tonight, or are you
afraid he's signed a check his ass can't cash and will have to put the
Tag titles on the line against the PP&H?"
QTIP:"RezOlution? What are you shitheads trying to resolve? Which
one of you is the pivot man in the locker room?"
SGD:"Tell you what- Since I'm such a hated man, I'll have Big Jim come
down to the ring with me to make sure you fuckers don't interfere.
Rodeo can bring one of you ass buddies along to make sure the odds are
even. I hope Rodeo is ready for the beating of his life. This is
going to be more fun than when me and the Country Pimp DP'd his mother."
CP:"We don't have to wait for the match tonight Sweetness. Why
don't we just beat the shit out of these losers right now?"
:: The
PP&H members start to move in closer ::
:: The members
of The Rezolution simply stand resolute and choose to say or do
nothing, knowing the numbers are not in their favor. Sweardog is
staring stoically into the eyes of Dix exhibiting no emotion until
something behind Gordy and the Pimp catches his eye, then he begins to
smile uncontrollably, along with the rest of The Rez. The camera
pans to the right to capture what it is that has The Rezolution in such
good spirits, facing such bad odds. Standing right behind the
four members of the PP&H is none other than the One True Warrior,
Thunderbolt Lightfoot. He is wearing jeans and a white T-Shirt
with a black logo that clearly reads 'The Thunder Rolls' with 'The
Rezolution'.::
:: He
taps both Q-Tip and Big Jim on their shoulders while SGD is continuing
with his verbal abuse upon the smiling members of The Rez. They turn
around and step back, shocked to see the giant Native American standing
right behind them. This sudden movement catches the eyes of Gordy
and the Country Pimp, the turn around and are equally surprised to see
the One True Warrior. Before any of them can read his T-Shirt and
put together what is going on, Lightfoot speaks. ::
TL: Now, if I were 'YOU GUYS', I think I'd watch what I had to
say about the One True Warrior's NEW CREW.
:: Before they
have time to react Lightfoot hits the Country Pimp with a strong left
followed by a powerful right to the Sweetness. Both stumble back
and McKracken and Dr. Thanatos grab each one and execute simultaneous
neck breakers. Lightfoot and the Medic jump Q-Tip and Big Jim as
Sweardog and the Doctor stomp on Gordy and the Country Pimp. ::
SD: T-Bolt my friend. You took your own sweet time, but it
is DAMN GOOD to have you on board.
:: With that
the four members of The Rezolution leave as the PP&H slowly get to
their feet cursing every breath as the scene fades ::
Mike
Johnson:”Good evening ladies
and gentlemen and welcome to another edition of USCW Monday Night
Mayhem! As you just saw the Rezolution is one big man
stronger! I'm sure the PP&H will have a strong reaction to
what we just witnessed. We have an amazing show for you tonight
fans as we lead in to the USCW PPV spectacular, Clash Of The
Titans! We have the much anticipated rap-off, as well as three
matches that will determine the final three men to be in the Fatal Four
Way for the US title. Also, "Sweet" Gordy takes on Jeff Rodeo in
a grudge match. If Gordy wins, the Rezolution must face a
PP&H tag team for the World Tag Team Titles at Clash Of The
Titans. And then don't forget, the world champion is in action
non-title against newcomer "Blunted" Brandon Banks. Join me once
again is former champion and wrestling expert "Lightning" Scott
Baxter. What do you think of tonight's action?"
LSB:"This is going to be quite a show
MJ. As you just saw, the PP&H were jumped by the
Rezolution. A little bit of role reversal there. The Rez
better be on their toes the rest of the night. All of our matches
should be exciting with a lot on the line. I can't wait."
MJ:"Starting things off tonight fans
is the rap battle between "Sweet" Gordy Dix and the Def B.I.
Posse. There is a stage set up by the top of the ramp for the
competitors. I understand first up is the Sweetness."
LSB:"He has been putting some time
and effort into this. I'm expecting something big."
(Sweet Gordy Dix,
QTIP Callahan, The Country Pimp, Big Jim, and Ashley Donnelle enter
together and are greeted by Davin Banner and Lil' Jon on stage.
Gordy looks at Banner and Jon and begins to speak)
SGD- "You cats ready for this?"
Lil Jon- "What?!?!?!?!?!"
SGD- "I said, are you cats ready for this?!?!"
Lil Jon- "YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
SGD- "This one's called "Mother Fucker Ain't My Son" Hit my beat
Banner!"
Lil Jon- "Okayyyyyyy!!!!!!"
"Looking at my Gucci, it's about that time
this is Gordy Dix and I'm bustin a rhyme
fucked a chickenhead, she says Ricky J is mine
whooped her ass, got arrested and did some time"
Lil Jon "YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Def BI is all up in my face and the rest of my crew
Saying, "Man, how the hell did you get so cool"
"Man, you played us like we's a bunch of fools."
Bitches see I use a microphone like a plumber use a tool."
Lil Jon- " Okayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!"
"1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and
The Criminal Nation's momma's are dirty crack whores
Pick the bitches up standing 'front the liquor store
Give them a dollar
to make them scream and holler
we had a little fun
and they made me want to cum
Reached in my pocket, pulled out my gun
pistol whipped the bitches in the head
left them laying for dead
that very day Ricky J was born and bread."
Lil Jon- "WHATTTTTTT!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Cops came by and picked me up
just because I had to bust a freakin' nut.
Got sentenced to do 8-10
If I had to do it, I'd do it again.
Bitch chasing after me for child support payments
I keep giving her the same fucking statement.
No cash for you bitch, I hate to tell you hon,
That Mother Fucker, He Ain't My Son."
Lil Jon- "YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
David Banner- "Sweet Gordy Dix everybody. He handled his shit
like a Pimp!!!"
(The crowd gives a
cheer.)
MJ:"Some celebrity cameo's for
Gordy's performance. Now let's see what the Def B.I. Posse can
do."
LSB:"Maybe they have Tupac with them."
MJ:"Tupac has been dead for years."
LSB:"Then how is he still coming out
with albums and movies?"
(The lights go out,
after being off a few seconds they come back on to see the Def B.I.
Posse on stage with baseball bats, and the PP&H laid out on
stage. They start to put some boots to the PP&H when suddenly
Ricky J grabs his neck and drops where he stands. Assassin and
Mercenary come running from the back. Assassin drops a blowgun as
they jump on stage and double team clothesline JRG from behind.)
MJ:"This has broken down into
chaos! What was going to be a friendly rap off has turned into
mass chaos. First, the Posse jumped the PP&H without even
taking a turn, then the Click jumped them! Security is storming
the stage now to try and sort things out. We're going to take a
quick commercial break while they get this mess straightened out."
(Tornado O'Conner is in the back walking towards the ramp. As he walks by a hallway, a pair of hands grabs him and pulls him into the hallway. The camera moves as quickly as it can to the hallway, but when it gets there, all that is seen is Tornado O'Conner, laid out on the floor holding his knee.)
MJ:"Tornado, who is a participant in the first match here tonight, was attacked backstage. But most of the usual suspects for attacks were all on stage for the rap-off. Interesting."
LSB:"Was it just me, or did I see a cigar laying on the floor next to Tornado?"
MJ:"I didn't notice LSB but I hope we can get to the bottom of this soon. Hopefully that attack won't affect O'Conner in his important match with Country Pimp. I understand that we have another backstage feed from the commercial break. Here it is for you."
::scene fades in to the Rezolution in their dressing room.::
Medic: guys, i want them alone if they try anything funny. the only time i want you out there is if they're done with me and I can't get up....understood?"
SD: 'joe, i won't let them kick you when you're down and..."
medic: (interupting) "sd, I need this one alone. i don't care how bad it gets. my buddy jake is over there fighting for our lives and livlihood. every ounce of pain those jackasses can throw at me I will use as fuel to the fire. I will grow that fire until I can beat down everyone of them. me. me this time. please.
SD: "....[grunts] i don't like that kind of practice. ok...but you go unconscious, we're comging out there to get you...
medic: "done."
[medic walks out of the room.]
::scene fades with concern on the faces of the Rez leader and its members.::
MJ:"Apparently Joe Lifesaver wants to go it alone tonight in his match against Mercenary."
LSB:"I have never understood that mentality. If I have one hundred people coming down to the ring with me, that's better than ninety nine."
MJ:"We are ready for the first match of the evening. Let's take it down to Cindy for the introductions."
CM:"The following contest is set for one fall, with the winner advancing to the Fatal Four Way. Introducing first, weighing in at 380 pounds and hailing from Monterey, Louisiana, The Country Pimp!"
("A Country Boy Can Survive" pumps through the arena speakers as Country Pimp comes down to the ring with Big Jim. Big Jim is carrying his nightstick as usual and Country Pimp has his bullwhip.)
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 207 pounds and hailing from Newark, New Jersey, Tornado O'Connner!"
("When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 plays as Tornado O'Conner comes down to the ring. He is noticably limping.)
MJ:"That backstage attack is causing O'Conner to limp pretty badly on the way to the ring. Hopefully he can shake it off as this match gets going. The bell rings and we are underway here."
LSB:"Look at the differences in size here. The Pimp makes two O'Conners. But as we've seen in the past, Tornado is one tough hombre and he can use his quickness to take advantage of larger opponents."
MJ:"Pimp tries to grab Tornado who slips out of the way and hits a dropkick on the big man. Country Pimp stumbles back a step and Tornado runs in for a jumping clothesline but, Country Pimp catches him, and slams him down with a spinebuster!"
LSB:"High impact move from the Pimp and now he is back in his usual, methodical, style."
MJ:"Country Pimp with a couple of big stomps to Tornado before slowly picking him up. He whips Tornado into the corner and follows him in with a big clothesline!"
LSB:"Tornado better figure out a way to turn things around quickly or this one could be over with quick."
MJ:"Country Pimp whis Tornado into the other corner and comes running in again but this time Tornado hops on the second rope and jumps straight up coming down on Country Pimps shoulder! He fires down a right hand and then spins around into a hurricanrana! Tornado goes for a cover!
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LSB:"We'll see if Tornado can follow up on this advantage."
MJ:"Tornado with a kick to the head of Country Pimp as he tries to get up. Now Tornado is headed up top! Country Pimp gets to his feet and Tornado nails him with a missile drop kick!"
LSB:"O'Conner really has it going now! He is up quickly and hops over Country Pimp and jumps and does a moonsault off the second rope! Here's another cover!
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MJ:"O'Conner picks the Pimp up and whips him into the ropes. When he comes back O'Conner does the splits and ducks under him. Country Pimp bounces off the ropes again and this time Tornado jumps straight up and leapfrogs the big man! Country Pimp bounces off the ropes again. Wait! When Tornado came down from the leapfrog he did something to his knee! He grabs it in pain!"
LSB:"Country Pimp comes up behind him and locks in a Full Nelson! Face first slam! And now is locking in the Bull Ride!"
MJ:"Tornado is trapped in the middle of the ring! But he is rufusing to tap! Country Pimp is really cranking hard on his neck."
LSB:"Tap out Tornado. It's not worth your career."
MJ:"Tornado refused to tap out but he isn't moving. I think he must have passed out from the pain. The ref is signaling for the bell."
CM:"Your winner, via submission, The Country Pimp!"
MJ:"The Pimp grabs a win here but I can't help but think if Tornado's knee hadn't been injured prior to the match that things might have turned out differently."
LSB:"And I can't help but think that somehow that attack had something to do with the PP&H. I just don't know how yet."
MJ:"So the Country Pimp advances into the Fatal Four Way at Clash Of The Titans after Tornado O'Conner passes out. The Pimp joins Sweardog McCrackin as the first two men in the match. Our next match will......"
[ 'If You Want Blood (You Got It)' by AC/DC blares over the loud speakers and MJ and LSB turn, expecting to see 'Wild Dog' Williamson at the top of the ramp. Instead, the JUMBOTRON comes to life as an EXTREME close-up view of the pointed snout of a crocodile appears. Protruding from the crocodile's mouth are two small feathers. The camera jerks back and the laconic voice of 'Wild Dog' Williamson can be heard. ]
"Back Hook! He's not the one we want. Good job guardin' tho', I know ya won't let me down."
[ Williamson pushes back the snout of Hook, the massive crocodile, and comes into view. ]
"Assassin, you may not think that "Mild Hog" Williamson will put up much of a fight. However you will find that my friend Hook here and I are both prepared to meet you head on, should any of your guerilla wanna-bes try anything. Hook may be out of his element here, but I'm not. One way or another a death roll will be performed and someone's gonna be on the wrong end of some teeth tonight."
[ At this point, Williamson relinquishes his hold on Hook and the crocodile lunges at the camera, biting it in two with his massive jaws. Static. The JUMBOTRON goes black.]
MJ:"Wow. That croc looked viscious. I don't think I would show up for a match with Williamson at all, much less try to interfere in one."
LSB:"I've seen people bring various animals to the ring before. Maybe a dog, or a snake. But I would have to say a crocodile would be a first."
MJ:"Maybe he was kidding. We'll have to see. Let's take it down to Cindy."
CM:"The following contest is set for one fall, with the winner advancing to the Fatal Four Way. Introducing first, weighing in at 235 pounds and hailing from New York, New York, "The Medic", Joe Lifesaver!"
(Sirens sound off then "Move Bitch" by Ludacris plays as The Medic runs down to the ring.)
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from a classified location, Mercenary!"
("Boot Camp Click" by the T-Town Posse blares over the arena speakers as Mercenary strides to the ring and slides in.)
MJ:"We are ready to go here in our second match. The bell rings and here we go. The two men circle each other and then lock up in the middle of the ring. Mercenary walks The Medic back into the corner. The ref is calling for a break, which both men do but then Mercenary unleashes a right hand to the face of the Medic. And another. Now a kick to the midsection sends the Medic down to the mat in the corner. Mercenary stomps away!"
LSB:"An extra amount of aggression from Mercenary tonight. He bends over to pick Lifesaver up but Lifesaver fires an elbow to the midsection of Mercenary. And now another. He scoops up Mercenary and drops him down over his knee for a backbreaker!"
MJ:"The Medic takes charge now and returns the favor from earlier with a series of stomps. Lifesaver picks him up and goes for a quick clothesline but Mercenary ducks it and comes back with a big clothesline of his own! Here's a cover!
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LSB:"Mercenary picks Lifesaver up and is setting him up for a vertical suplex. He gets him straight up but Lifesaver breaks free and lands behind Mercenary. Back suplex from Lifesaver! Now he goes for a cover!
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MJ:"Lifesaver picks Mercenary up and goes for an irish whip but it's reversed by Mercenary who throws Lifesaver up and over the top rope to the outside! Now he slides out of the ring to follow him down to the floor."
LSB:"Mercenary picks up Lifesaver and fires a right hand. He fires another but this one is blocked by Lifesaver, who fires back with right hand of his own! And he takes Mercenary and rams him head first into the guard rail!"
MJ:"The ref is counting so Lifesaver grabs Mercenary and rolls him back into the ring. And now Lifesaver is going up top! He's heading to the top rope!"
LSB:"What's going to happen here?! The Medic leaps from the top with a flying elbow drop but Mercenary rolls out of the way!"
MJ:"Lifesaver misses and now both men are still down! Who will make it to their feet first?"
LSB:"The ref has started a count. If he gets to ten then both men are out!"
MJ:"Both are struggling to make it up. But it's Mercenary! He is on his feet and headed towards Lifesaver. But Lifesaver with a drop toe hold! Mercenary crashes face first to the mat. And now the Medic is setting up the Cardiac Arrest! He's got it! The Medic nails the Cardiac Arrest! He's the cover!
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CM:"Your winner, via pinfall, "The Medic", Joe Lifesaver!"
MJ:"Lifesaver in a great match advances to the Fatal Four way!"
LSB:"That one could have gone either way MJ. But the Medic was able to pull it out the slightest of margains."
MJ:"That brings us to our final qualifying match. Cindy."
CM:"The following contest is set for one fall, with the winner advancing to the Fatal Four Way. Introducing first, weighing in at 268 pounds and hailing from Brisbane, Australia, "Wild Dog" Williamson!"
[ 'If You Want Blood (You Got It)' by AC/DC blares over the loud speakers and all the USCW fans turn to see 'Wild Dog' Williamson at the top of the ramp, clad in snake-skin leather chaps over a pair of black dungarees, and a matching snakeskin vest. Accompanying him to the ring on a long steel chain, is the giant crocodile known as Hook. ]
MJ:"Unbelievable! He is coming down with the croc. And he's walking over here!"
[ Williamson, makes his way to the ramp and fastens Hook's chain to the side of the announcer's table, right beside "Lightning" Scott Baxter. He leans in and in a voice picked up by Baxter's microphone says, laughing...]
WW:"Mind you keep a close watch on that chain, Baxter. There'll be BLOODY HELL should he get loose."
LSB:"I don't get paid enough for s(bleep)t like this."
MJ:(sliding further and further away from Baxter and the crocodile)"Yeah, you keep an eye of him."
LSB:"I'm keeping both eyes on him. You call the match."
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 237 pounds and hailing from a classified location, Assassin!"
("Unforgiven" by Metallica plays as Assassin makes his way to the ring, eyeing the crocodile by the announcers desk.)
MJ:"Here we go fans. Williamson versus Assassin. The bell rings and we are under way. Williamson starts by rolling to the outside. He walks over and says hello to Hook on the outside. I don't think Assassin will join them anytime soon."
LSB:"Yeah, stay down here Wild Dog and keep this thing calm."
MJ:"The ref starts a count so Williamson slides back in the ring. The two lock up and Assassin grabs a headlock. He wrenches on the head for a second before Williamson gets some momentum and sends Assassin towards the ropes. Assassin bounces back and Williamson leans over for a back body drop but Assassin manages to stop his momentum, grab Williamson, and nail a DDT!"
LSB:(distracted)"Yeah, that was a nice....yeah."
MJ:"And Assassin is looking very confident now as he delivers a couple of stomps to Wild Dog before bringing him up to his feet once again. He picks him up and drops him down with a nice vertical suplex!"
LSB:"What percentage of crocodiles are man eaters? Do you know MJ?"
MJ:"Assassin moves to pick Williamson up and Williamson rolls him into a small package!"
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LSB:"That was close. Not as close as I am to certain death. But pretty close."
MJ:"Williamson caught Assassin off guard there and came close to a three count. Assassin pops right back up after the count and so does Williamson. Assassin goes for a left hook but it is ducked by Wild Dog, who stuns Assassin with a big right hand. Wild Dog grabs him and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Nice move."
LSB:"Yeah.......................yeah nice."
MJ:"We do need a little color commentary here LSB."
LSB:"The only color I'm worried about is blood red. And I don't plan on seeing any of it on me thank you very much."
MJ:"Williamson brings Assassin to his feet. Irish whip into the ropes. Assassin comes flying back with a forearm that stuns Williamson! He grabs Williamson and whips him face first into the ropes. Williamson starts to stumble back and Assassin is going for the Unfo........"
LSB:"Look out!"
(Baxter jumps on top of the announcers table as the chain holding Hook comes free. Hook moves quickly around the ringside area as fans around the ring scream and scatter.)
MJ:"Hook is loose! Assassin hears the commotion and turns to see what the fuss is about. He sees the croc snap at him from the outside."
LSB:"But meanwhile Williamson has shaken the cobwebs off. He grabs Assassin. Chokeslam from Wild Dog! He is headed to the top rope. He nails Assassin with the Death Roll! Here's the cover!
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CM:"Your winner, via pinfall, "Wild Dog" Williamson!"
MJ:"What a finish! It looked like Assassin had this one wrapped up until Hook caused a ringside commotion and opened the door for a win for his owner. Williamson is on the outside now and has Hook back under control."
LSB:"Don't bring that thing back out here man. That's just wrong."
MJ:"Williamson is the final contestant in the Fatal Four Way. He joins Sweardog, Country Pimp, and Joe Lifesaver. That should be quite a match. Fans, we are going to take one last commercial break and then we'll be back with our final two matches.
MJ:"Welcome back fans. This next match pits The Rezolution versus the PP&H. One of the stipulations of this match is that if "Sweet" Gordy wins it, The Rezolution will give a title shot to a PP&H team at Clash Of The Titans."
LSB:"That was incentive enough for Gordy to take the challenge from Rodeo."
MJ:"Let's go down to Cindy for the introductions."
CM:"The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 260 pounds and hailing from Austin, Texas, Jeff "Boomtown" Rodeo!"
("To Be Young" by Ryan Adams plays as one half of the tag team champs comes down to the ring. He tag team partner Dr. Thanatos follows closely behind him, both sporting the tag team gold around their waists.)
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds and hailing from Gulfport, Mississippi, "Sweet" Gordy Dix!"
("Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" plays as Gordy comes out to the ring with Big Jim.)
MJ:"We are ready to get this showdown under way. Woah! Rodeo was still talking to Dr. Thanatos in the corner and Gordy ran over and hit him from behind with a low blow! Rodeo drops down to the mat and Gordy stomps on him."
LSB:"Fast start for the Sweetness. You have to be ready for that sort of thing when you take on Gordy."
MJ:"Gordy brings Rodeo to his feet and connects on a series of jab before finishing it up with rake to the eyes."
LSB:"He's going to blind somebody some day."
MJ:"Gordy scoops Rodeo up and powerslams him in the middle of the ring. Here's a cover!
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LSB:"Rodeo needs a spark here. He's got nothing going yet."
MJ:"Gordy brings Rodeo to his feet but Rodeo fire a right hand to the gut of Gordy. And now an uppercutt to the chin! Gordy is stunned and Rodeo runs him over with a clothesline!"
LSB:"Look at this! Someone just jumped out of the stands and jumped Dr. Thanatos from behind! I recognize that man. That's El Presidente! Former USCW Television champion and PP&H member! El Presidente is back and jumped Dr. Thanatos from behind. That's where that cigar came from earlier. El Presidente was the one to jump Tornado O'Conner!"
MJ:"The referee is looking over at the commotion outside the ring. Big Jim just jumped up on the ring apron. He comes through the ropes and clubs Rodeo with his nightstick! He slides out and Gordy is back up and and picks Rodeo up! He puts Rodeo in the Bump N Grind! The ref turns to see Gordy holding down Rodeo's shoulders!
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CM:"Your winner, via pinfall, "Sweet" Gordy Dix!"
MJ:"Dix wins it, and now Big Jim, El Presidente, and "Sweet" Gordy are beating on Dr. Thanatos and Bootown!"
LSB:"And here comes the Rezolution! Sweardog, Lifesaver, and Lightfoot are running down the ramp!"
MJ:"But look at that! Q-Tip and Country Pimp pop out on each side of the ramp! They grab a chain laid across the ramp and pull it tight! The three Rezolution members trip over the chain and go tumbling down the ramp! Now they attack those three!"
LSB:"This was well planned out by the PP&H! Now they have the upper hand on the Rezolution!"
MJ:"But look at this! Coming down the ramp now are the Def B.I. Posse! They have baseball bats! The PP&H see them coming and decide to spread out. The Def B.I. Posse slide into the ring and check on the downed Rezolution members."
LSB:"What is going on here? That's a strange thing to happen. The Def B.I. Posse saves the Rezolution?"
MJ:"It's what happened. The PP&H has left now and the Def B.I. Posse is leaving. The Rezolution is looking around wondering what just happened. Well fans, we only have one match left tonight and it should be a good one."
LSB:"The world champ is in action non-title against newcomer "Blunted" Brandon Banks."
MJ"Let's take it down to Cindy for the introductions."
CM:"The following contest is set for one fall and is a non-title match. Introducing first, weighing in at 250 pounds and hailing from Omaha, Nebraska, "Blunted" Brandon Banks!"
("For Everybody" by Juvenile plays as Banks makes his way to the ring. He has his normal glassy eyed stare.)
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds and hailing from Oakland, California, the USCW World Heavyweight Champion, "Bad Karma" RJ Souza!"
("Tougher Than Leather" by Run DMC plays as the man in black comes down to the ring. He is wearing the USCW Championship Belt around his waist as he calmly walks to the ring.)
MJ:"This should be a good one. Souza said he was going to be a fighting champion. I would be willing to bet that he didn't think the man to challenge him would be a newcomer."
LSB:"Banks has talked a good game. But we have yet to see him in the ring. Let's see how he matches up with the champ."
MJ:"The bell rings and this match is underway. Banks prides himself on being a street fighter. He comes out looking like he wants to trade punches."
LSB:"I doubt he will get Souza to trade punches with him. Souza is a master of making you play his game."
MJ:"Banks with a couple of swings but Souza backs out of the way and then connects on a kick to the gut. Banks doubles over and Souza pulls him in and nails a powerbomb into a pin!
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No! Banks rolls out! What a quick cover attempt."
LSB:"Souza wanted to send a message that he is in this one to win it."
MJ:"Souza moves to pick Banks up and Banks grabs an arm and twists it. He drives an elbow into the shoulder of Souza. Souza is stunned and Banks loads him up and nails a fisherman's suplex!"
LSB:"Souza isn't the only one here for a win."
MJ:"Banks brings Souza to his feet. He scoops him up and slams him in the middle of the ring. And now Banks is headed up top!"
LSB:"Banks is on top now and leaps for a frog splash! No! Souza gets his knees up and they drive into the gut of Bank!"
MJ:"That hurt both fighters! Both are down now and working to get to their feet."
LSB:"But look at this! It's Assassin. He just slid into the ring and grabbed Souza in plain view of the referee! He nails the Unforgiven on Souza!"
MJ:"The ref saw everything and is calling for the bell!"
CM:"Your winner, via disqualification, "Bad Karma" RJ Souza!"
MJ:"Souza picks up the win but that's not the focus here. Assassin slides out of the ring and grabs the microphone from Cindy."
Assassin:"You fight this guy? A league full of contenders and this is who you fight? Fight a real man, not some punk kid! Fight me! If you somehow luck up and get past Sniper, I want that belt! And even if Sniper drops you like I expect him too, I'll still kick your ass for even thinking about fighting a match like this."
(Assassin throws the mic down and leaves.)
MJ:"Assassin ruins our main event with interference. A main event that was just getting interesting."
LSB:"The newcomer Banks did fairly well for himself. He was definately in that match."
MJ:"Banks and Souza are both up in the ring now and are showing each other a measure of respect as they both leave the ring. Fans, we are out of time! Join us this coming weekend for Clash Of The Titans! Souza defends the title against Sniper! The Rezolution defends the tag titles against the PP&H! The Fatal Four Way will be a classic! And Thunderbolt Lightfoot will face "Sweet" Gordy Dix in a huge grudge match. Until then, this is Mike Johnson for Scott Baxter, good night everybody!"
(Scene fades out on the USCW logo in the middle of the ring.)