MJ:"Hello there fans and welcome to yet
another edition of Monday Night Mayhem!"
(Once again fireworks fire in the St. John arena.)
MJ:"We are live here from the St. John arena on the campus of Ohio St. University in Columbus. We have another amazing night of action in store for you fans tonight. And joining me once again is the new acting commissioner of the USCW, "Lightning" Scott Baxter."
LSB:"The CEO wants me to take charge of things until he can return from the hospital. Don't be surprized to see a few changes in the way things are done around here. Starting tonight."
MJ:"Well, starting things off tonight fans we have a message from a wrestler that wants everyone to know he is far from done here in the USCW."
***The scene opens up to Tornado O’Conner getting off a plane, wearing a gaudy shirt, khaki shorts, flip flops, and is carrying a black suitcase. He sees the camera and smiles. He signals at a black limousine, and the cameraman walks towards O‘Conner. He frowns at the prospect of having to deal with press. As he begins to speak, it quickly becomes clear that he is not happy.***
TOC: Great, I just get back from one of the worst trips of my life, only to be greeted by the mindless jellyfish of the USCW. My trip was delayed and shortened when I got called in for a match against the Pricks, Punks & Hoodlums very own El Presidente, which by the way has the brain power of a goldfish. The loss to him just put me in a bad mood, which seemed to set the tone of the entire trip. I get to my hotel, only to find out that they lost my reservation, and they don’t have a room. Then, I go to get my rental car, and the same thing happens there. Well, just to make a long story short, I get hauled off to jail because of the idiots in that god-forsaken city.
***He stops speaking, opens the rear right door of the limo, throws his bag in, and then continues.***
TOC: I think that I’m going to have to take out my aggression on some poor unsuspecting fool in the USCW, and I know just the one to do it. And, what El Presidente and his clan of idiots has started, I’m just about ready to finish. So, mark my words, some great things are about to happen in this fed, and once I get the all clear from whoever is in charge this week, my days will surely get better. For now, keep your cameras off of me.
***O’Connor gets in the limousine and slams the door behind him. In no time, the limo takes off, leaving the cameraman with a close up of the Newark, NJ airport. Scene goes black.***
MJ:"Strong words from Tornado."
LSB:"I didn't even know he went on vacation."
MJ:"Well he certainly seems ready to take on all comers now. Fans we..... Wait. I'm getting word we need to cut to a backstage feed."
(The scene opens to "Sweet" Gordy Dix, Country Pimp, and El Presidente walking into the PP&H dressing room. As they flip on the lights, Q-Tip Callahan is laying prone on the floor bleeding from the head. Next to him on the ground is a sledgehammer. They rush over to his side to see if he is ok. As they do, you can see a lightning bolt spray painted on his back. The camera fades out as Q-Tip begins to come to.)
MJ:"My goodness, a heinous attack on Q-Tip Callahan backstage. And was that a lightning bolt on his back? LSB, you don't have anything to do with that do you?"
LSB:"Of course not. How would it benefit me to attack Q-Tip backstage? There is another wrestler in this federation that uses a lightning bolt as a symbol and my guess is that he is the one who attacked Callahan. None other than Thunderbolt Lightfoot."
MJ:"That would make sense as Lightfoot has declared war on the PP&H. I wonder how this attack will affect Q-Tip, as he is scheduled for the first match of the evening against "Wild Dog" Williamson. Let's take it down to Cindy and find out."
CM:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 268 pounds and hailing from Brisbane, Australia, "Wild Dog" Williamson!"
("If You Want Blood" by AC/DC plays as "Wild Dog" comes down to the ring.)
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 260 pounds and hailing from Pine Bluff, Arkansas, Q-Tip Callahan!"
("Song 2(Woo Hoo)" by Blur plays as Q-Tip jogs down to the ring. He has a bandage on his head and is still looking rather woozy.)
MJ:"We are ready to go here in this opening match of the night. The bell rings and here we go. The two men circle each other and then lock up in the middle of the ring. Q-Tip walks Williamson back into the corner. The ref is calling for a break, which both men do but then Q-Tip unleashes a right hand to the face of Williamson. And another. Now a kick to the midsection sends Williamson down to the mat in the corner. Q-Tip stomps away!"
LSB:"An extra amount of aggression from Q-Tip tonight. He bends over to pick Williamson up but Williamson fires an elbow to the midsection of Q-Tip. And now another. He scoops up Q-Tip and drops him down over his knee for a backbreaker!"
MJ:"Williamson takes charge now and returns the favor from earlier with a series of stomps. Wild Dog picks him up and goes for a quick clothesline but Q-Tip ducks it and comes back with a big clothesline of his own! Here's a cover!
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LSB:"Callahan picks Williamson up and is setting him up for a vertical suplex. He gets him straight up but Willliamson breaks free and lands behind Q-Tip. Back suplex from Wild Dog! Now he goes for a cover!
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MJ:"Williamson picks Q-Tip up and goes for an irish whip but it's reversed by Callahan who throws Williamson up and over the top rope to the outside! Now he slides out of the ring to follow him down to the floor."
LSB:"Q-Tip picks up Wild Dog and fires a right hand. He fires another but this one is blocked by Williamson, who fires back with right hand of his own! And he takes Q-Tip and rams him head first into the guard rail!"
MJ:"The ref is counting so Williamson grabs Q-Tip and rolls him back into the ring. And now Williamson is going up top! He's heading to the top rope!"
LSB:"What's going to happen here?! Could it be the Death Roll! The Medic leaps from the top to try and nail the Death Roll but Mercenary rolls out of the way!"
MJ:"Wild Dog misses and now both men are still down! Who will make it to their feet first?"
LSB:"The ref has started a count. If he gets to ten then both men are out!"
MJ:"Both are struggling to make it up. But it's Q-Tip! He is on his feet and headed towards Wild Dog. But Wild Dog with a drop toe hold! Q-Tip crashes face first to the mat! Now Williamson is headed up top again!"
LSB:"But he tried too soon MJ. Q-Tip is up and attacks Williamson from behind as he was trying to climb the turnbuckle. Williamson is still perched on the turnbuckle and now it looks like Q-Tip is setting him up for a Q-Tip from the top turnbuckle! A Super Q-Tip!"
MJ:"But Williamson snaps out of it and fires an elbow into the back of the head of Q-Tip! And another! Q-Tip is stunned and Williamson turns arouand and shoves Q-Tip to the ground! He steps up on the top rope and there it is!"
LSB:"Williamson crashes down into Q-Tip with the Death Roll! Here's a cover!
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CM:"Your winner, via pinfall, "Wild Dog" Williamson!"
MJ:"Williamson pulls out a victory over Q-Tip in a great matchup."
LSB:"Props to Wild Dog, but you have to believe that attack backstage with the sledgehammer may have take something out of Callahan. He didn't look like himself for some parts of that match. Woah, look at this!"
(Sniper walks on to the entrance ramp with a Mic in his hand.)
Sniper: Hey Wild Dog. Lets see if you can run with the "Wild Dogs".
(Sniper starts laughing while Mercenary has come in from the other side of the building and is at ringside with 2 Dobermans that are going nuts trying to break away from the leash.)
Sniper:"You are nothing Williamson. All bark. No bite."
(Sniper nods to Mercenary and both dissapear into the back.)
LSB:"First a crocodile, now attack dogs. Do you know how many letters from PETA we're going to get?"
MJ:"Regardless, Wild Dog gets the victory and moves a step closer to the US Heavyweight Title shot he believes he deserves. Fans we....
(Once again fireworks fire in the St. John arena.)
MJ:"We are live here from the St. John arena on the campus of Ohio St. University in Columbus. We have another amazing night of action in store for you fans tonight. And joining me once again is the new acting commissioner of the USCW, "Lightning" Scott Baxter."
LSB:"The CEO wants me to take charge of things until he can return from the hospital. Don't be surprized to see a few changes in the way things are done around here. Starting tonight."
MJ:"Well, starting things off tonight fans we have a message from a wrestler that wants everyone to know he is far from done here in the USCW."
***The scene opens up to Tornado O’Conner getting off a plane, wearing a gaudy shirt, khaki shorts, flip flops, and is carrying a black suitcase. He sees the camera and smiles. He signals at a black limousine, and the cameraman walks towards O‘Conner. He frowns at the prospect of having to deal with press. As he begins to speak, it quickly becomes clear that he is not happy.***
TOC: Great, I just get back from one of the worst trips of my life, only to be greeted by the mindless jellyfish of the USCW. My trip was delayed and shortened when I got called in for a match against the Pricks, Punks & Hoodlums very own El Presidente, which by the way has the brain power of a goldfish. The loss to him just put me in a bad mood, which seemed to set the tone of the entire trip. I get to my hotel, only to find out that they lost my reservation, and they don’t have a room. Then, I go to get my rental car, and the same thing happens there. Well, just to make a long story short, I get hauled off to jail because of the idiots in that god-forsaken city.
***He stops speaking, opens the rear right door of the limo, throws his bag in, and then continues.***
TOC: I think that I’m going to have to take out my aggression on some poor unsuspecting fool in the USCW, and I know just the one to do it. And, what El Presidente and his clan of idiots has started, I’m just about ready to finish. So, mark my words, some great things are about to happen in this fed, and once I get the all clear from whoever is in charge this week, my days will surely get better. For now, keep your cameras off of me.
***O’Connor gets in the limousine and slams the door behind him. In no time, the limo takes off, leaving the cameraman with a close up of the Newark, NJ airport. Scene goes black.***
MJ:"Strong words from Tornado."
LSB:"I didn't even know he went on vacation."
MJ:"Well he certainly seems ready to take on all comers now. Fans we..... Wait. I'm getting word we need to cut to a backstage feed."
(The scene opens to "Sweet" Gordy Dix, Country Pimp, and El Presidente walking into the PP&H dressing room. As they flip on the lights, Q-Tip Callahan is laying prone on the floor bleeding from the head. Next to him on the ground is a sledgehammer. They rush over to his side to see if he is ok. As they do, you can see a lightning bolt spray painted on his back. The camera fades out as Q-Tip begins to come to.)
MJ:"My goodness, a heinous attack on Q-Tip Callahan backstage. And was that a lightning bolt on his back? LSB, you don't have anything to do with that do you?"
LSB:"Of course not. How would it benefit me to attack Q-Tip backstage? There is another wrestler in this federation that uses a lightning bolt as a symbol and my guess is that he is the one who attacked Callahan. None other than Thunderbolt Lightfoot."
MJ:"That would make sense as Lightfoot has declared war on the PP&H. I wonder how this attack will affect Q-Tip, as he is scheduled for the first match of the evening against "Wild Dog" Williamson. Let's take it down to Cindy and find out."
CM:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 268 pounds and hailing from Brisbane, Australia, "Wild Dog" Williamson!"
("If You Want Blood" by AC/DC plays as "Wild Dog" comes down to the ring.)
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 260 pounds and hailing from Pine Bluff, Arkansas, Q-Tip Callahan!"
("Song 2(Woo Hoo)" by Blur plays as Q-Tip jogs down to the ring. He has a bandage on his head and is still looking rather woozy.)
MJ:"We are ready to go here in this opening match of the night. The bell rings and here we go. The two men circle each other and then lock up in the middle of the ring. Q-Tip walks Williamson back into the corner. The ref is calling for a break, which both men do but then Q-Tip unleashes a right hand to the face of Williamson. And another. Now a kick to the midsection sends Williamson down to the mat in the corner. Q-Tip stomps away!"
LSB:"An extra amount of aggression from Q-Tip tonight. He bends over to pick Williamson up but Williamson fires an elbow to the midsection of Q-Tip. And now another. He scoops up Q-Tip and drops him down over his knee for a backbreaker!"
MJ:"Williamson takes charge now and returns the favor from earlier with a series of stomps. Wild Dog picks him up and goes for a quick clothesline but Q-Tip ducks it and comes back with a big clothesline of his own! Here's a cover!
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LSB:"Callahan picks Williamson up and is setting him up for a vertical suplex. He gets him straight up but Willliamson breaks free and lands behind Q-Tip. Back suplex from Wild Dog! Now he goes for a cover!
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MJ:"Williamson picks Q-Tip up and goes for an irish whip but it's reversed by Callahan who throws Williamson up and over the top rope to the outside! Now he slides out of the ring to follow him down to the floor."
LSB:"Q-Tip picks up Wild Dog and fires a right hand. He fires another but this one is blocked by Williamson, who fires back with right hand of his own! And he takes Q-Tip and rams him head first into the guard rail!"
MJ:"The ref is counting so Williamson grabs Q-Tip and rolls him back into the ring. And now Williamson is going up top! He's heading to the top rope!"
LSB:"What's going to happen here?! Could it be the Death Roll! The Medic leaps from the top to try and nail the Death Roll but Mercenary rolls out of the way!"
MJ:"Wild Dog misses and now both men are still down! Who will make it to their feet first?"
LSB:"The ref has started a count. If he gets to ten then both men are out!"
MJ:"Both are struggling to make it up. But it's Q-Tip! He is on his feet and headed towards Wild Dog. But Wild Dog with a drop toe hold! Q-Tip crashes face first to the mat! Now Williamson is headed up top again!"
LSB:"But he tried too soon MJ. Q-Tip is up and attacks Williamson from behind as he was trying to climb the turnbuckle. Williamson is still perched on the turnbuckle and now it looks like Q-Tip is setting him up for a Q-Tip from the top turnbuckle! A Super Q-Tip!"
MJ:"But Williamson snaps out of it and fires an elbow into the back of the head of Q-Tip! And another! Q-Tip is stunned and Williamson turns arouand and shoves Q-Tip to the ground! He steps up on the top rope and there it is!"
LSB:"Williamson crashes down into Q-Tip with the Death Roll! Here's a cover!
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CM:"Your winner, via pinfall, "Wild Dog" Williamson!"
MJ:"Williamson pulls out a victory over Q-Tip in a great matchup."
LSB:"Props to Wild Dog, but you have to believe that attack backstage with the sledgehammer may have take something out of Callahan. He didn't look like himself for some parts of that match. Woah, look at this!"
(Sniper walks on to the entrance ramp with a Mic in his hand.)
Sniper: Hey Wild Dog. Lets see if you can run with the "Wild Dogs".
(Sniper starts laughing while Mercenary has come in from the other side of the building and is at ringside with 2 Dobermans that are going nuts trying to break away from the leash.)
Sniper:"You are nothing Williamson. All bark. No bite."
(Sniper nods to Mercenary and both dissapear into the back.)
LSB:"First a crocodile, now attack dogs. Do you know how many letters from PETA we're going to get?"
MJ:"Regardless, Wild Dog gets the victory and moves a step closer to the US Heavyweight Title shot he believes he deserves. Fans we....
(The lights go out.
A red "X" comes up on the jumbotron. It starts to flash.)
"It's commmmming.... And your women are not safe."
"WITH YOU!!!"
(As quickly as the lights went off, they come back on.)
MJ:"Woah, that was weird. LSB, do you have any idea what that was about?"
LSB:"Someone is trying to announce his presence here in the USCW. But I'm not sure who it might be."
MJ:"Fans, this next match is a yet another highly anticipated grudge match. Thunderbolt Lightfoot is on a mission to take out the PP&H and El Presidente is looking to end that crusade early with a victory here tonight. Not to mention the "Bad Guy" of the PP&H wants to look impressive so he can get a shot at the vacant TV title. Let's go down to Cindy for the introductions."
CM:"The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 375 pounds and hailing from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, Thunderbolt Lightfoot!"
(The lights dim and orange and red strobe lights start to go off at the top of the ramp. The theme from The Last of the Mohicans starts to play as Thunderbolt Lightfoot comes out and starts to make his way to the ring. Lightfoot has a slightly deranged look on his face and is carrying a sledgehammer with him. White hot pyros shoot from each of the four ringposts. Lightfoot steps over the top rope into the ring. He carefully leans his sledgehammer against the ring apron near his corner.)
MJ:"A sledgehammer? It must have been Lightfoot that attacked Q-Tip Callahan!"
LSB:"I told you MJ. I know these things. And by coming out with the sledgehammer now he is saying, yeah I did it. What are you gonna do about it?"
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from Havana, Cuba, El Presidente!"
(The theme from Scarface plays as the First Lady and El Presidente make their way to the ring. El Presidente takes his cigar and hands it to the First Lady, then climbs through the ropes.)
MJ:"We are ready to go here in a big match up of USCW stars."
LSB:"I have to think the PP&H will make their presence felt in this match. After the obvious attack on Q-Tip by Lightfoot."
MJ:"As the acting commissioner, do you condone all this kind of behavior?"
LSB:"As far as I'm concerned that's all part of the game. But I'll be the first to say something if I think someone is going over the line."
MJ:"El Pres and Thunderbolt are circling each other now. Certainly there is a large size difference here. They move to lock up and El Pres slips behind the big man and picks him up and drops him with a back suplex. You could see the strain on El Presidente's face on that one. But he managed to get Lightfoot up and back down to the ground."
LSB:"El Pres is too smart to try and match power with the Native American giant. We'll see if his hit n' run strategy can hold up."
MJ:"El Presidente with some boots now to the downed Lightfoot. But on the last boot, Lightfoot catches his foot and trips him up. Both men scramble to their feet and are circling each other in the middle of the ring once again."
LSB:"El Presidente once again tries a go behind but this time Lightfoot is ready for it! He grabs the Cuban leader and delivers some powerful right hands! El Pres is stunned and Lightfoot sets him up and nails a big powerbomb! Lightfoot goes for the cover!
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MJ:"Lightfoot in control now. He picks El Presidente up and whips him into the far side ropes. El Presidente comes running back and Lightfoot goes for a clothesline, ducked by El Presidente! He bounces off the ropes and comes back with a flying forearm! Thunderbolt turns around just in time to be hit by the forearm! Lightfoot stumbles backwards. El Presidente with a swift kick to the gut. That doubles over Lightfoot and El Pres nails him with a DDT! Here's a cover by El Pres!
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LSB:"El Presidente is going to try to press his advantage. He has Lightfoot up now and is going for the Bay of Pigs! He runs towards the ropes and starts to jump but Lightfoot breaks free and shoves El Presidente forward. El Pres bounces into the ropes and stumbles backwards. Lightfoot floors him with a double axehandle blow and now is locking El Pres in the Indian Burn camel clutch!"
MJ:"Look at this! "Sweet" Gordy and Country Pimp are making there way down to the ring from the back. Meanwhile, in the ring, El Presidente is struggling to get to the ropes."
LSB(To the PP&H):"What's up fellas? Coming to provide a little moral support? I'm sure that's what it is."
MJ:"El Presidente has finally managed to get to the ropes to break the hold of Lightfoot. But it looks like that took a lot out of him. He is still down in the ring. Gordy has made his way to that side of the ring now. Lightfoot picks El Presidente up. He takes a few steps backwards to bounce off the ropes and get some momentum. But when he does Gordy grabs a foot from behind!"
LSB:"Lightfoot is tripped up and almost falls. He turns around to see "Sweet" Gordy and now you can see a rage on his face. He walks straight over and grabs the sledgehammer from his corner! What is he going to do with that?"
MJ:"He is headed towards El Presidente! He hits El Pres with the sledgehammer! Right in the ribs! El Pres crumples to the ground! Lightfoot is loading up again and is going for a head shot on the ground! He is out of his mind! He swings!"
LSB:"Gordy grabs El Presidente by the ankles and pull him out of the ring at the last second! That could have been horrible! Lightfoot, I let a lot of things slide around here, but homicide is definate grounds for a suspension."
MJ:"The ref signaled for the bell after that first sledgehammer blow."
Cindy:"Your winner, via disqualification, El Presidente!"
MJ:"Well, the PP&H picks up a win, if you can call it that. El Presidente may be badly injured. Lightfoot jumps out of the ring now and heads to the back. He is pointing at Country Pimp and Gordy."
LSB:"I suppose to let them know they are next. Lightfoot has completely snapped. This rivalry is getting more and more heated each week."
MJ:"Well fans, we need to take a break. When we return World Champion RJ Souza is in action as the Criminal Nation takes on the Boot Camp Click in a six man tag match. Stay tuned.
MJ:"Welcome back fans. We are ready now for a six man tag between the members of the Boot Camp Click and the Criminal Nation. This rivalry has been brewing pretty much ever since the league was restarted. We get to see it flare up again tonight. Cindy."
Cindy:"The following contest is a six man tag and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Ricky J, JRG, and "Bad Karma" RJ Souza, the Criminal Nation!"
("Tougher Than Leather" plays as the three men make their way to the ring. They all three slide under the bottom rope into the ring and then each climb a turnbuckle to the cheers of the crowd.)
Cindy:"And their opponents, Mercenary, Assassin, and Sniper, the Boot Camp Click!"
("Boot Camp Click" by the T-Town Posse blasts through the arena as the three members stalk to the ring. They scowl at the fans before they enter the ring together.)
MJ:"We are ready to go her as Ricky J will start out against Mercenary. The two circle each other and lock up. The larger Mercenary takes control and grabs a headlock. Elbow to the gut by Ricky J. He breaks free and hits a quick dropkick to the knees of Mercenary."
LSB:"Nice move by Ricky J. He's up now and grabs a headlock on Mercenary and nails him with a quick DDT. He goes for a cover.
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MJ:"Ricky J is up again and tags in the Ghetto Giant JRG. He comes down with a hard forearm to Mercenary. He moves to pick Mercenary up but Mercenary rakes him across the eyes. He whips the big man into the far side ropes. Clothesline from Mercenary and now he tags in Assassin. Assassin gets in quickly and goes to work with boots to the down JRG."
LSB:"The Boot Camp Click looks pretty determined in this one."
MJ:"Assassin has JRG up now and whips him into the corner. He runs to follow it up but JRG gets a boot up and nails Assassin with it!"
LSB:"JRG takes a second to clear his head and now grabs Assassin and tags in Ricky J. JRG holds Assassin's arms behind him while Ricky J climbs to the top and comes off with a big axehandle to the head!"
MJ:"Ricky J starts a series of punches but Assassin block one and fires back a right hand! Ricky J is stunned. Assassin grabs him by the arm and drags him over to the corner where he tags in Sniper."
LSB:"The Bootcamp leader is in now and goes to work on Ricky J. He fires a couple of right hands, then sets Ricky J up for a vertical suplex. Ricky J slams to the canvas and Sniper goes for a cover.
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MJ:"Sniper continues to press the advantage. He brings Ricky J to his feet and whips him into the corner. Then he follows it in with a clothesline! He sends Ricky J into the opposite corner and tries another clothesline but Ricky J is able to duck it and slip out of the way. He dives over and tags in the world champ!"
LSB:"RJ Souza is in now and the crowd is starting to get into the match! Sniper and Souza circle each other for a minute and lock up. Souza pulls Sniper into a headlock. Go behind from Souza into a hammerlock. He pushes the back of Sniper's knee to the ground with his foot and then drops down and grabs an ankle lock."
MJ:"What a display of technical wrestling from the champ. Sniper is trapped in that ankle lock until Mercenary jumps in and delivers a kick to the back of the head of Souza!"
LSB:"Sniper quickly scrambles to his feet and now starts to wail away on RJ. Combination rights and lefts back Souza up. Sniper grabs him by the neck! Mini-chokeslam! Sniper tries a cover.
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MJ:"Sniper brings Souza over to the corner now and tags in Assassin."
LSB:":Look at this."
( "I Touch Myself" by the Divynals starts play. The "Madame Servant" Miss Susan walks out slowly down the ramp with the black baseball bat on a long red plush pillow. She walks to ringside and stands by the Criminal Nation corner.)
MJ:"I recognize her from somewhere. Maybe a meeting with Angela Cheetem."
LSB:"I believe your right MJ. And if she is here maybe that interruption from earlier means that......."
(A man with long blond hair and a dark, short beard jumps over the barrier.)
LSB:"Yes, it is! It's Xavier Thomas Coleman, the man that Souza has been trying to strike a deal with!"
MJ:"He's attacking Sniper and Mercenary from behind! And the woman that came down a second ago is distracting the referee!"
LSB:"He knocked Sniper and Mercenary off the apron and is now climbing to the top rope! Assassin turns around to see what the commotion is and Coleman clotheslines him from the top! Now he picks Assassin up, grabs Assassin's left arm, and holds it against the back of Assassin's head. And then he nails a heart punch! Assassin is down and now Coleman hops out of the ring."
MJ:"Souza is back up now and grabs Assassin. There is the Bad Karma Drop! The woman stops arguing with the ref in time for him to turn around and see Assassin covered! Sniper and Mercenary are trying to get there in time!
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The Criminal Nation wins it with an assist from Xavier Thomas Coleman!"
Cindy:"Your winners, via pinfall, Ricky J, JRG and "Bad Karma" RJ Souza, the Criminal Nation!"
(Souza quickly rolls to the outside as Sniper and Mercenary get into the ring. Souza and the Def B.I. Posse celebrate on their way to the back.)
MJ:"That was certainly a surprise. The Click heads to the back now and they have to be shocked at the debut of a new foe."
LSB:"It seems the Criminal Nation is recruiting for the Stable War to be held at Annihilation. Coleman seems to have a decent reputation in some other leagues."
MJ:"Fans, we want to find out more about this new competitor and I hear we have tracked him down backstage. Paul."
Paul Sandler: Here I am standing into the lastest invader to USCW. The Dynomite Heatbreaker, Xavier Thomas Coleman. It's been a while since we seen you and Miss Susan in action.
XTC: It felt good to be back, Mate. I know everyone wanted to know If I would be the newest member of the Criminal Nation. The answer is YES, I will be the fourth member at Stable Wars...
(Before Paul can ask another question, Boot Camp Click rushes the interview. Assassin and Mercenary make a chair sandwich out of XTC. While stunned, Snipper slaps on the "Columbian Necktie". Assassin and Mercenary hold Miss Susan to watch as you can hear the shoulder snap on XTC. Paul runs out of the room. Sniper lets Xavier go and looks down on the fallen superstar.)
Sniper:"One Shot!! One Kill!!"
(The trio runs off as the Def B.I. Posse comes running into the interview area.)
MJ:"Well, as quickly as Coleman struck the Click, the Click strikes back just as fast. It looks like Coleman could have been injured with that attack."
LSB:"Well, you just interfere in a match then take the time to do an interview. That's just asking for trouble."
MJ:"Fans, we are ready now for the main event of the evening. We understand that El Presidente and Q-Tip Callahan have both been taken to the hospital to see about the injuries sustained early in the night from the sledgehammer of Thunderbolt Lightfoot."
LSB:"So neither of the PP&H superstars will be ringside tonight. I wouldn't be surprised if El Presidente has broken ribs and you could tell Q-Tip wasn't all there during his match, so I wouldn't rule out a concussion."
MJ:"Or brain damage."
LSB:"It would be hard to damage Q-Tip's brain more than it already is."
MJ:"Back to focusing on this main event. This match is for the position of number one contender to RJ Souza's world title. "Sweet" Gordy Dix and "Blunted" Brandon Banks have had a war of words lately and recently that spilled over into an attack by the PP&H on Banks. The two will settle their differences in tonights main event with the winner moving on to face Souza at Annihilation. Cindy."
CM:"The following contest is set for one fall and is for the right to be number one contender. Introducing first, weighing in at 250 pounds and hailing from Omaha, Nebraska, "Blunted" Brandon Banks!"
("For Everybody" by Juvenile blasts over the speakers as Banks strides down to the ring.)
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds and hailing from Gulfport, MS, "Sweet" Gordy Dix!"
("Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" jams over the speakers as "Sweet" Gordy comes out accompanied by Ashley Donnelle.)
MJ:"Both combatants are in the ring now and we are ready to go in this match to be the top contender. You can feel the electricity in the arena as the two men state each other down in the center of the ring."
LSB:"With the way these two feel about each other, you would think the phrase "no love lost" was created for them. It's been an entertaining war of words leading up to this point. Let's see if the actual match lives up to it."
(Dix and Banks continue to move closer to each other and just stare each other down. The larger Gordy smirks at Banks while Banks stares a hole right through him. Suddenly, Dix reaches back and backhands Banks across the face. Banks returns the favor with a hard slap to Gordy and the two lock up.)
MJ:"Oh, what a start to the beginning of this one. Some disrespect shown from both parties and now the two men are struggling with each other, locked up. They end up with Banks in the corner and the ref calling for a break. Neither will break at first. Now they start to and Gordy drops down and nails a big low blow on Banks!"
LSB:"Banks crumples to the mat and Gordy goes to work with some boots to the head of Banks. He may be trying to reopen that cut on the head of Banks from the DDT to the cinder block on our last Mayhem."
MJ:"The fact that Banks is even in this match is a testament to how tough he is. Gordy bring Banks to his feet, and starts to pop him with a series of jabs. But Banks blocks the third one, and fires back with a right hand! Now two lefts, and finishes it up with another right that takes Gordy off his feet!"
LSB:"Banks prides himself on being a street fighter and we saw a little taste of that right there."
MJ:"Gordy quickly rolls to the outside and is getting some advice from Ashley Donnelle while he catches his breath. But look at Banks!"
LSB:"Banks comes flying to the outside with a suicide dive! Gordy quickly moves behind Ashley and shes gets nailed by Banks! Ashley goes down! Gordy quickly grabs the temporarily stunned Banks and whips him into the ring steps. Banks struggles back to his feet and Gordy grabs him by the hair and leads him over to the guard rail."
MJ:"Gordy slams Banks' head into the guard rail. He goes for another slam, but Banks blocks it and slams Gordy's head into the rail!"
LSB:"With the size of that melon, we may have some permenant damage to the rail!"
MJ:"Banks takes Gordy and rolls him back into the ring now. Banks slides in and brings Gordy to his feet. Oh! Eye gouge by Gordy!"
LSB:"Banks is blinded for a second and Gordy takes advantage by running him over with his Pearl Necklace clothesline! Now Gordy is taking the time to taunt Banks a little bit and play to the crowd."
(A few cheers but mostly boos fill the arena as Gordy plays to the crowd.)
MJ:"Gordy now moves over to Banks again but Banks grabs his leg and takes Gordy to the mat. He mounts him and is raining down right hands! He finishes with one last powerful right and jumps to his feet and pumps his fist in the air. I guess Gordy isn't the only one who can play to the crowd."
LSB:"Banks showing some emotion here. He grabs Gordy and is setting him up for, yes, there is the To The Ceiling brainbuster! He quickly has Gordy back up and his is trying for Street Justice. He grabs the double underhook! This could be it! But Gordy powers out!"
MJ:"And Gordy nails a kick to the gut! Now he is setting Banks up for the Bump N Grind! But Banks back body drops him out of it!"
(Suddenly a man dressed as a Pizza Hut delivery guy comes jogging down to the ring carrying a pizza box.)
LSB:"Uh, who ordered a pizza?"
MJ:"Both men in the ring are obviously drained and are staring each other down once again. But the pizza delivery guy is down at ringside now and pulls out a large pizza and starts waving it at Brandon Banks. What in the hell is going on?"
LSB:"Well, you know Banks reputation about enjoying a good , uh, smoke from time to time. Maybe somebody figured he had the munchies."
MJ:"Well, the delivery guy has the attention of both wrestlers and the ref right now. But look behind them!"
LSB:"That's Sniper repelling from the rafters! This is about to go to far. I can tell right now."
(Baxter grabs a wireless mic and heads towards the ring.)
MJ:"Woah, the acting commissioner is leaping into action."
LSB:"Hold it right there Sniper!"
(Everyone in the ring stops and looks at Sniper before he can interfere.)
LSB:"CEO Adams left me in charge and the last thing he would want is me letting interference determine the number one contender. But with all the politics and all the groups vying for power around here I guess it would be impossible to ask for a clean match. I declare this match a no contest!"
MJ:"A no contest? But who is the number one contender?"
LSB:"This was a damn fine match until this happened. So why don't we do this. Brandon Banks. You are the number one contender."
(The crowd goes crazy with a mix of cheers and boos. "Sweet" Gordy slams his hands against the ropes in anger and starts to threaten Baxter.)
LSB:"And "Sweet" Gordy Dix. You are also the number one contender."
(The crowd has another loud mixed reaction.)
LSB:"At Annihilation, the USCW Championship will be decided with a Triple Threat match!"
(That announcement the crowd is in favor of and they make it known as they cheer loudly.)
LSB:"And as for you Sniper. You know I dig your act. You and I have worked together in the past and I have respect for you. But as a commissioner, you are a royal pain in my ass."
(The crowd laughs as Sniper glares at LSB.)
LSB:"So I have an announcement for you also. The Stable War requires four members of each stable to participate. Right now, you only have three members of the Boot Camp Click. You Sniper, have to find a fourth member for the Stable War. And if you don't. Then you, Assassin, and Mercenary will be banned from the USCW, forever!"
(The crowd goes crazy once again with this announcement.)
LSB:"So good luck with that. Since you haven't exactly endeared yourself to the rest of the league. So, with all that being said. Continue where you left off, fellas."
(LSB walks back over to the booth.)
MJ:"Two bombshells dropped by the acting commissioner! And now Gordy attacks Banks! Those two brawl in the middle of the ring. And Sniper is walking over by the announcers table, glaring at LSB the entire time. Here comes security to try and break things up. Fans, we are out of time! Join us next week as the USCW takes a different turn and instead of a giant collisuem will be brought to you from the smallish WFAC arena in Newport, Arkansas. For acting commissioner "Lightning" Scott Baxter, I am Mike Johnson. Goodnight everybody."
(The scene fades as Big Jim and The Country Pimp start to run down to the ring to help "Sweet" Gordy Dix and Thunderbolt Lightfoot steps out to observe the whole situation with a digusted and dissapointed look on his face.)
"It's commmmming.... And your women are not safe."
"WITH YOU!!!"
(As quickly as the lights went off, they come back on.)
MJ:"Woah, that was weird. LSB, do you have any idea what that was about?"
LSB:"Someone is trying to announce his presence here in the USCW. But I'm not sure who it might be."
MJ:"Fans, this next match is a yet another highly anticipated grudge match. Thunderbolt Lightfoot is on a mission to take out the PP&H and El Presidente is looking to end that crusade early with a victory here tonight. Not to mention the "Bad Guy" of the PP&H wants to look impressive so he can get a shot at the vacant TV title. Let's go down to Cindy for the introductions."
CM:"The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, weighing in at 375 pounds and hailing from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, Thunderbolt Lightfoot!"
(The lights dim and orange and red strobe lights start to go off at the top of the ramp. The theme from The Last of the Mohicans starts to play as Thunderbolt Lightfoot comes out and starts to make his way to the ring. Lightfoot has a slightly deranged look on his face and is carrying a sledgehammer with him. White hot pyros shoot from each of the four ringposts. Lightfoot steps over the top rope into the ring. He carefully leans his sledgehammer against the ring apron near his corner.)
MJ:"A sledgehammer? It must have been Lightfoot that attacked Q-Tip Callahan!"
LSB:"I told you MJ. I know these things. And by coming out with the sledgehammer now he is saying, yeah I did it. What are you gonna do about it?"
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from Havana, Cuba, El Presidente!"
(The theme from Scarface plays as the First Lady and El Presidente make their way to the ring. El Presidente takes his cigar and hands it to the First Lady, then climbs through the ropes.)
MJ:"We are ready to go here in a big match up of USCW stars."
LSB:"I have to think the PP&H will make their presence felt in this match. After the obvious attack on Q-Tip by Lightfoot."
MJ:"As the acting commissioner, do you condone all this kind of behavior?"
LSB:"As far as I'm concerned that's all part of the game. But I'll be the first to say something if I think someone is going over the line."
MJ:"El Pres and Thunderbolt are circling each other now. Certainly there is a large size difference here. They move to lock up and El Pres slips behind the big man and picks him up and drops him with a back suplex. You could see the strain on El Presidente's face on that one. But he managed to get Lightfoot up and back down to the ground."
LSB:"El Pres is too smart to try and match power with the Native American giant. We'll see if his hit n' run strategy can hold up."
MJ:"El Presidente with some boots now to the downed Lightfoot. But on the last boot, Lightfoot catches his foot and trips him up. Both men scramble to their feet and are circling each other in the middle of the ring once again."
LSB:"El Presidente once again tries a go behind but this time Lightfoot is ready for it! He grabs the Cuban leader and delivers some powerful right hands! El Pres is stunned and Lightfoot sets him up and nails a big powerbomb! Lightfoot goes for the cover!
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MJ:"Lightfoot in control now. He picks El Presidente up and whips him into the far side ropes. El Presidente comes running back and Lightfoot goes for a clothesline, ducked by El Presidente! He bounces off the ropes and comes back with a flying forearm! Thunderbolt turns around just in time to be hit by the forearm! Lightfoot stumbles backwards. El Presidente with a swift kick to the gut. That doubles over Lightfoot and El Pres nails him with a DDT! Here's a cover by El Pres!
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LSB:"El Presidente is going to try to press his advantage. He has Lightfoot up now and is going for the Bay of Pigs! He runs towards the ropes and starts to jump but Lightfoot breaks free and shoves El Presidente forward. El Pres bounces into the ropes and stumbles backwards. Lightfoot floors him with a double axehandle blow and now is locking El Pres in the Indian Burn camel clutch!"
MJ:"Look at this! "Sweet" Gordy and Country Pimp are making there way down to the ring from the back. Meanwhile, in the ring, El Presidente is struggling to get to the ropes."
LSB(To the PP&H):"What's up fellas? Coming to provide a little moral support? I'm sure that's what it is."
MJ:"El Presidente has finally managed to get to the ropes to break the hold of Lightfoot. But it looks like that took a lot out of him. He is still down in the ring. Gordy has made his way to that side of the ring now. Lightfoot picks El Presidente up. He takes a few steps backwards to bounce off the ropes and get some momentum. But when he does Gordy grabs a foot from behind!"
LSB:"Lightfoot is tripped up and almost falls. He turns around to see "Sweet" Gordy and now you can see a rage on his face. He walks straight over and grabs the sledgehammer from his corner! What is he going to do with that?"
MJ:"He is headed towards El Presidente! He hits El Pres with the sledgehammer! Right in the ribs! El Pres crumples to the ground! Lightfoot is loading up again and is going for a head shot on the ground! He is out of his mind! He swings!"
LSB:"Gordy grabs El Presidente by the ankles and pull him out of the ring at the last second! That could have been horrible! Lightfoot, I let a lot of things slide around here, but homicide is definate grounds for a suspension."
MJ:"The ref signaled for the bell after that first sledgehammer blow."
Cindy:"Your winner, via disqualification, El Presidente!"
MJ:"Well, the PP&H picks up a win, if you can call it that. El Presidente may be badly injured. Lightfoot jumps out of the ring now and heads to the back. He is pointing at Country Pimp and Gordy."
LSB:"I suppose to let them know they are next. Lightfoot has completely snapped. This rivalry is getting more and more heated each week."
MJ:"Well fans, we need to take a break. When we return World Champion RJ Souza is in action as the Criminal Nation takes on the Boot Camp Click in a six man tag match. Stay tuned.
MJ:"Welcome back fans. We are ready now for a six man tag between the members of the Boot Camp Click and the Criminal Nation. This rivalry has been brewing pretty much ever since the league was restarted. We get to see it flare up again tonight. Cindy."
Cindy:"The following contest is a six man tag and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Ricky J, JRG, and "Bad Karma" RJ Souza, the Criminal Nation!"
("Tougher Than Leather" plays as the three men make their way to the ring. They all three slide under the bottom rope into the ring and then each climb a turnbuckle to the cheers of the crowd.)
Cindy:"And their opponents, Mercenary, Assassin, and Sniper, the Boot Camp Click!"
("Boot Camp Click" by the T-Town Posse blasts through the arena as the three members stalk to the ring. They scowl at the fans before they enter the ring together.)
MJ:"We are ready to go her as Ricky J will start out against Mercenary. The two circle each other and lock up. The larger Mercenary takes control and grabs a headlock. Elbow to the gut by Ricky J. He breaks free and hits a quick dropkick to the knees of Mercenary."
LSB:"Nice move by Ricky J. He's up now and grabs a headlock on Mercenary and nails him with a quick DDT. He goes for a cover.
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MJ:"Ricky J is up again and tags in the Ghetto Giant JRG. He comes down with a hard forearm to Mercenary. He moves to pick Mercenary up but Mercenary rakes him across the eyes. He whips the big man into the far side ropes. Clothesline from Mercenary and now he tags in Assassin. Assassin gets in quickly and goes to work with boots to the down JRG."
LSB:"The Boot Camp Click looks pretty determined in this one."
MJ:"Assassin has JRG up now and whips him into the corner. He runs to follow it up but JRG gets a boot up and nails Assassin with it!"
LSB:"JRG takes a second to clear his head and now grabs Assassin and tags in Ricky J. JRG holds Assassin's arms behind him while Ricky J climbs to the top and comes off with a big axehandle to the head!"
MJ:"Ricky J starts a series of punches but Assassin block one and fires back a right hand! Ricky J is stunned. Assassin grabs him by the arm and drags him over to the corner where he tags in Sniper."
LSB:"The Bootcamp leader is in now and goes to work on Ricky J. He fires a couple of right hands, then sets Ricky J up for a vertical suplex. Ricky J slams to the canvas and Sniper goes for a cover.
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MJ:"Sniper continues to press the advantage. He brings Ricky J to his feet and whips him into the corner. Then he follows it in with a clothesline! He sends Ricky J into the opposite corner and tries another clothesline but Ricky J is able to duck it and slip out of the way. He dives over and tags in the world champ!"
LSB:"RJ Souza is in now and the crowd is starting to get into the match! Sniper and Souza circle each other for a minute and lock up. Souza pulls Sniper into a headlock. Go behind from Souza into a hammerlock. He pushes the back of Sniper's knee to the ground with his foot and then drops down and grabs an ankle lock."
MJ:"What a display of technical wrestling from the champ. Sniper is trapped in that ankle lock until Mercenary jumps in and delivers a kick to the back of the head of Souza!"
LSB:"Sniper quickly scrambles to his feet and now starts to wail away on RJ. Combination rights and lefts back Souza up. Sniper grabs him by the neck! Mini-chokeslam! Sniper tries a cover.
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MJ:"Sniper brings Souza over to the corner now and tags in Assassin."
LSB:":Look at this."
( "I Touch Myself" by the Divynals starts play. The "Madame Servant" Miss Susan walks out slowly down the ramp with the black baseball bat on a long red plush pillow. She walks to ringside and stands by the Criminal Nation corner.)
MJ:"I recognize her from somewhere. Maybe a meeting with Angela Cheetem."
LSB:"I believe your right MJ. And if she is here maybe that interruption from earlier means that......."
(A man with long blond hair and a dark, short beard jumps over the barrier.)
LSB:"Yes, it is! It's Xavier Thomas Coleman, the man that Souza has been trying to strike a deal with!"
MJ:"He's attacking Sniper and Mercenary from behind! And the woman that came down a second ago is distracting the referee!"
LSB:"He knocked Sniper and Mercenary off the apron and is now climbing to the top rope! Assassin turns around to see what the commotion is and Coleman clotheslines him from the top! Now he picks Assassin up, grabs Assassin's left arm, and holds it against the back of Assassin's head. And then he nails a heart punch! Assassin is down and now Coleman hops out of the ring."
MJ:"Souza is back up now and grabs Assassin. There is the Bad Karma Drop! The woman stops arguing with the ref in time for him to turn around and see Assassin covered! Sniper and Mercenary are trying to get there in time!
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Cindy:"Your winners, via pinfall, Ricky J, JRG and "Bad Karma" RJ Souza, the Criminal Nation!"
(Souza quickly rolls to the outside as Sniper and Mercenary get into the ring. Souza and the Def B.I. Posse celebrate on their way to the back.)
MJ:"That was certainly a surprise. The Click heads to the back now and they have to be shocked at the debut of a new foe."
LSB:"It seems the Criminal Nation is recruiting for the Stable War to be held at Annihilation. Coleman seems to have a decent reputation in some other leagues."
MJ:"Fans, we want to find out more about this new competitor and I hear we have tracked him down backstage. Paul."
Paul Sandler: Here I am standing into the lastest invader to USCW. The Dynomite Heatbreaker, Xavier Thomas Coleman. It's been a while since we seen you and Miss Susan in action.
XTC: It felt good to be back, Mate. I know everyone wanted to know If I would be the newest member of the Criminal Nation. The answer is YES, I will be the fourth member at Stable Wars...
(Before Paul can ask another question, Boot Camp Click rushes the interview. Assassin and Mercenary make a chair sandwich out of XTC. While stunned, Snipper slaps on the "Columbian Necktie". Assassin and Mercenary hold Miss Susan to watch as you can hear the shoulder snap on XTC. Paul runs out of the room. Sniper lets Xavier go and looks down on the fallen superstar.)
Sniper:"One Shot!! One Kill!!"
(The trio runs off as the Def B.I. Posse comes running into the interview area.)
MJ:"Well, as quickly as Coleman struck the Click, the Click strikes back just as fast. It looks like Coleman could have been injured with that attack."
LSB:"Well, you just interfere in a match then take the time to do an interview. That's just asking for trouble."
MJ:"Fans, we are ready now for the main event of the evening. We understand that El Presidente and Q-Tip Callahan have both been taken to the hospital to see about the injuries sustained early in the night from the sledgehammer of Thunderbolt Lightfoot."
LSB:"So neither of the PP&H superstars will be ringside tonight. I wouldn't be surprised if El Presidente has broken ribs and you could tell Q-Tip wasn't all there during his match, so I wouldn't rule out a concussion."
MJ:"Or brain damage."
LSB:"It would be hard to damage Q-Tip's brain more than it already is."
MJ:"Back to focusing on this main event. This match is for the position of number one contender to RJ Souza's world title. "Sweet" Gordy Dix and "Blunted" Brandon Banks have had a war of words lately and recently that spilled over into an attack by the PP&H on Banks. The two will settle their differences in tonights main event with the winner moving on to face Souza at Annihilation. Cindy."
CM:"The following contest is set for one fall and is for the right to be number one contender. Introducing first, weighing in at 250 pounds and hailing from Omaha, Nebraska, "Blunted" Brandon Banks!"
("For Everybody" by Juvenile blasts over the speakers as Banks strides down to the ring.)
CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds and hailing from Gulfport, MS, "Sweet" Gordy Dix!"
("Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" jams over the speakers as "Sweet" Gordy comes out accompanied by Ashley Donnelle.)
MJ:"Both combatants are in the ring now and we are ready to go in this match to be the top contender. You can feel the electricity in the arena as the two men state each other down in the center of the ring."
LSB:"With the way these two feel about each other, you would think the phrase "no love lost" was created for them. It's been an entertaining war of words leading up to this point. Let's see if the actual match lives up to it."
(Dix and Banks continue to move closer to each other and just stare each other down. The larger Gordy smirks at Banks while Banks stares a hole right through him. Suddenly, Dix reaches back and backhands Banks across the face. Banks returns the favor with a hard slap to Gordy and the two lock up.)
MJ:"Oh, what a start to the beginning of this one. Some disrespect shown from both parties and now the two men are struggling with each other, locked up. They end up with Banks in the corner and the ref calling for a break. Neither will break at first. Now they start to and Gordy drops down and nails a big low blow on Banks!"
LSB:"Banks crumples to the mat and Gordy goes to work with some boots to the head of Banks. He may be trying to reopen that cut on the head of Banks from the DDT to the cinder block on our last Mayhem."
MJ:"The fact that Banks is even in this match is a testament to how tough he is. Gordy bring Banks to his feet, and starts to pop him with a series of jabs. But Banks blocks the third one, and fires back with a right hand! Now two lefts, and finishes it up with another right that takes Gordy off his feet!"
LSB:"Banks prides himself on being a street fighter and we saw a little taste of that right there."
MJ:"Gordy quickly rolls to the outside and is getting some advice from Ashley Donnelle while he catches his breath. But look at Banks!"
LSB:"Banks comes flying to the outside with a suicide dive! Gordy quickly moves behind Ashley and shes gets nailed by Banks! Ashley goes down! Gordy quickly grabs the temporarily stunned Banks and whips him into the ring steps. Banks struggles back to his feet and Gordy grabs him by the hair and leads him over to the guard rail."
MJ:"Gordy slams Banks' head into the guard rail. He goes for another slam, but Banks blocks it and slams Gordy's head into the rail!"
LSB:"With the size of that melon, we may have some permenant damage to the rail!"
MJ:"Banks takes Gordy and rolls him back into the ring now. Banks slides in and brings Gordy to his feet. Oh! Eye gouge by Gordy!"
LSB:"Banks is blinded for a second and Gordy takes advantage by running him over with his Pearl Necklace clothesline! Now Gordy is taking the time to taunt Banks a little bit and play to the crowd."
(A few cheers but mostly boos fill the arena as Gordy plays to the crowd.)
MJ:"Gordy now moves over to Banks again but Banks grabs his leg and takes Gordy to the mat. He mounts him and is raining down right hands! He finishes with one last powerful right and jumps to his feet and pumps his fist in the air. I guess Gordy isn't the only one who can play to the crowd."
LSB:"Banks showing some emotion here. He grabs Gordy and is setting him up for, yes, there is the To The Ceiling brainbuster! He quickly has Gordy back up and his is trying for Street Justice. He grabs the double underhook! This could be it! But Gordy powers out!"
MJ:"And Gordy nails a kick to the gut! Now he is setting Banks up for the Bump N Grind! But Banks back body drops him out of it!"
(Suddenly a man dressed as a Pizza Hut delivery guy comes jogging down to the ring carrying a pizza box.)
LSB:"Uh, who ordered a pizza?"
MJ:"Both men in the ring are obviously drained and are staring each other down once again. But the pizza delivery guy is down at ringside now and pulls out a large pizza and starts waving it at Brandon Banks. What in the hell is going on?"
LSB:"Well, you know Banks reputation about enjoying a good , uh, smoke from time to time. Maybe somebody figured he had the munchies."
MJ:"Well, the delivery guy has the attention of both wrestlers and the ref right now. But look behind them!"
LSB:"That's Sniper repelling from the rafters! This is about to go to far. I can tell right now."
(Baxter grabs a wireless mic and heads towards the ring.)
MJ:"Woah, the acting commissioner is leaping into action."
LSB:"Hold it right there Sniper!"
(Everyone in the ring stops and looks at Sniper before he can interfere.)
LSB:"CEO Adams left me in charge and the last thing he would want is me letting interference determine the number one contender. But with all the politics and all the groups vying for power around here I guess it would be impossible to ask for a clean match. I declare this match a no contest!"
MJ:"A no contest? But who is the number one contender?"
LSB:"This was a damn fine match until this happened. So why don't we do this. Brandon Banks. You are the number one contender."
(The crowd goes crazy with a mix of cheers and boos. "Sweet" Gordy slams his hands against the ropes in anger and starts to threaten Baxter.)
LSB:"And "Sweet" Gordy Dix. You are also the number one contender."
(The crowd has another loud mixed reaction.)
LSB:"At Annihilation, the USCW Championship will be decided with a Triple Threat match!"
(That announcement the crowd is in favor of and they make it known as they cheer loudly.)
LSB:"And as for you Sniper. You know I dig your act. You and I have worked together in the past and I have respect for you. But as a commissioner, you are a royal pain in my ass."
(The crowd laughs as Sniper glares at LSB.)
LSB:"So I have an announcement for you also. The Stable War requires four members of each stable to participate. Right now, you only have three members of the Boot Camp Click. You Sniper, have to find a fourth member for the Stable War. And if you don't. Then you, Assassin, and Mercenary will be banned from the USCW, forever!"
(The crowd goes crazy once again with this announcement.)
LSB:"So good luck with that. Since you haven't exactly endeared yourself to the rest of the league. So, with all that being said. Continue where you left off, fellas."
(LSB walks back over to the booth.)
MJ:"Two bombshells dropped by the acting commissioner! And now Gordy attacks Banks! Those two brawl in the middle of the ring. And Sniper is walking over by the announcers table, glaring at LSB the entire time. Here comes security to try and break things up. Fans, we are out of time! Join us next week as the USCW takes a different turn and instead of a giant collisuem will be brought to you from the smallish WFAC arena in Newport, Arkansas. For acting commissioner "Lightning" Scott Baxter, I am Mike Johnson. Goodnight everybody."
(The scene fades as Big Jim and The Country Pimp start to run down to the ring to help "Sweet" Gordy Dix and Thunderbolt Lightfoot steps out to observe the whole situation with a digusted and dissapointed look on his face.)