(A large red and white USCW logo appears in the middle of the screen.  After a couple of seconds of silence, “Bawitdaba” by Kid Rock starts to play.  As the song really kicks in, various familiar scenes from USCW history begin to flash across the screen.  "Sweet" Gordy puts the Bump N Grind on Hardbody Harrison, RJ Souza pins Thunderbolt Lightfoot after Baxter's Lightning Strike, and Sweardog is shown flying on SD1, speaking to the rest of the Rezolution.  The scene changes to a camera that pans around a sold out arena as the fans in the stands go absolutely crazy.  Several of the fans are carrying signs including “Let's Go Rez!”, “Bad Karma Will Drop Sniper!”, and “Where's the crocodile?”.  After a few seconds fireworks begin to shoot off high above the crowd and they give another huge roar.  The music continues to play in the background as we fade into MJ and LSB at the announcers table.)

MJ:"Hello there fans and welcome to the Clash Of The Titans!  We have an amazing lineup for you tonight in St. Louis.  Three USCW titles are on the line and in addition, we have the grude match between "Sweet" Gordy Dix and Thunderbolt Lightfoot.  From what we understand, CEO Adams drew up an agreement as Dix requested saying that no one from the Rez or the PP&H can come to the ring or interfere.  If anyone from the Rez interferes, Thunderbolt is let go by the USCW.  If anyone from the PP&H comes down, "Sweet" Gordy is released by the USCW.  Very interesting indeed.  What do you think of that stipulation LSB?"

LSB:"I was pretty surprised to see that, but I promise you "Sweet" Gordy has a plan.  He doesn't go into anything unprepared.  That match, as well as the other three title matches, should all be amazing."

MJ:"Fans, I'm hearing that we have a backstage feed we need to show right now."

(The camera shows "Sweet" Gordy Dix running around backstage.  He appears to be looking for something or someone in every possible place backstage.  Dix opens one door and an arm pulls him in and closes the door behind him.  You hear what sounds like a pretty viscious beating going on from the room.  After a second, Mercenary and Assassin walk out of the room and give each other a high five.)

MJ:"Gordy was apparently looking for Ashley Donnelle, who was kidnapped by the Boot Camp Click.  But instead he found Mercenary and Assassin.  And from the sounds of it, a pretty rough beating."

LSB:"That's the last thing Dix needed before his big match with Lightfoot.  He needs to be at full strength."

MJ:"I hope he recovers quickly, because the Grudge match is our first match.  But first, we have another clip to show you.  This happened earlier tonight."

(Scene fades into the office of CEO Adams.  The telephone rings, and the CEO picks it up.)

Adams:"Hello......Yes it is..........What?..............He won't be here at all?...................Alright..........................I'll deal with it........................But I don't like it.  Goodbye."

(Sceen fades with Adams shaking his head.)

MJ:"I wonder what that was all about?  At any rate, we are ready for our frist match.  With the Rez and the PP&H banned from ringside.  Let's take it down to Cindy."

CM:"The following contest is set for one fall.  Introducing first, weighing in at 375 pounds and hailing from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, Thunderbolt Lightfoot!"

(The lights dim and orange and red strobe lights start to go off at the top of the ramp.  The theme from The Last of the Mohicans starts to play as Thunderbolt Lightfoot comes out and starts to make his way to the ring.  White hot pyros shoot from each of the four ringposts.  Lightfoot steps over the top rope into the ring.)

MJ:"Lightfoot looks focused and ready to go."

LSB:"He is sporting that new haircut courtesy of SGD.  I'm sure he can't wait to get this one underway."

CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds and hailing from Gulfport, Mississippi, "Sweet" Gordy Dix!"

("Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" plays as Gordy struts down to the ring.  He dips between the ropes and begins to taunt Lightfoot in the ring.)

MJ:"Not sure if he wants to give Lightfoot any more motivation than he already has LSB."

LSB:"That's his style.  Can't change it now."

MJ:"We're ready to go here as the bell rings in this historic match.  The two men circle for a minute before locking up.  Thunderbolt shoves Dix backwards across the ring!"

LSB:"Well it's a surprize to absolutely no one that Lightfoot has a size and strength advantage going into this one."

MJ:"Gordy slammed back into the turnbuckle and Lightfoot followed him in with a big clothesline!  Thunderbolt scoops Gordy up, takes a few steps and powerslams him in the middle of the ring!  Here's a cover!
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LSB:"Thunderbolt off to a quick start here.  Let's see if Gordy will be able to turn things around."

MJ:"Thunderbolt moves to pick up Gordy and Oh!"

LSB:"Guess that answers that."

MJ:"Gordy with a crushing low blow as Lightfoot was picking him up.  Lightfoot doubles over and crumples to the mat."

LSB:"That low blow is starting to become a signature SGD move."

MJ:"Gordy is up now and shakes off the cobwebs as Lightfoot is still down.  And now Gordy starts putting the boots to the big man.  Gordy bring Lightfoot to his feet and starts in with some stiff jabs and finishes it off with a big right hand that stuns Thunderbolt!  And now he gets a running start and nails Thunderbolt with a jumping clothesline that takes Lightfoot down!"

LSB:"He calls that the "Pearl Necklace" clothesline."

MJ:"And now it's Gordy with a cover!
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LSB:"Gordy picks Thunderbolt up and goes for an irish whip but it's reversed by Lightfoot!  Gordy bounces off the ropes and Thunderbolt clocks him with a big boot to the face!"

MJ:"Look at this!  Sniper is walking down to the ring!  What is he doing here?  He has Lightfoot's attention now as he comes ringside.  And he also has the ref's attention."

LSB:"Look at this!  Mercenary and Assassin are repelling down from the rafters!  They are in the ring now and are walking towards Gordy!  They already jumped him once tonight, now I guess they want to make sure he can't win this match up!"

MJ:"Sniper is still drawing alot of attention from Thunderbolt and the ref.  Mercenary and Assassin bring Gordy to his feet.  They push him into the corner!  The hatred between these two groups have to be at an all time high.  And the PP&H can't come to help or Gordy is out of the USCW!"

LSB:"That stipulation looks like it is going to come back to haunt him.  Assassin and Mercenary reach back and Gordy ducks under them and runs towards Lightfoot!  Mercenary and Assassin start to chase him!  He baseball slides through Lightfoots legs from behind."

MJ:"Lightfoot doesn't know what going on and he turns around just in time to get double-clotheslined by Assassin and Mercenary!  Sniper is up on the ring apron now arguing with the ref.   Assassin and Mercenary look at each other with a "oops" type face.  Lightfoot is up and he is pissed!  He stares down both the Boot Camp Click members and moves to engage them but Mercenary and Assassin slide out of the ring.  Oh!  Gordy with another low blow from behind!"

LSB:"Now Gordy picks Thunderbolt up and he's going for the Bump N Grind!  He gets it!  Here's the pin!"
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CM:"Your winner, via pinfall, "Sweet" Gordy Dix!"

MJ:"Thunderbolt is screwed out of a win once again!  Will this ever end?"

LSB:"This time, it's botched interference from the Boot Camp Click that foils his hopes of victory.  It's got to be frustrating for the big man.  He seems to get the upper hand in most of his matches, only to have something outside his control change the outcome."

MJ:"Thunderbolt is up now and you can see the hatred in his eyes.  He is an honorable man.  But a man can only take so much.  And this is over the line."

LSB:"Well, he'll have to get his revenge later.  Gordy is long gone, already celebrating backstage."

MJ:"Gordy is going to get his one day soon.  But I guess it will have to wait.  Fans, we have some footage to show you now of a backstage encounter that happened moments ago."

(Backstage, Ricky J and JRG are walking in the back.)

Ricky J: Yo, G, I gotz dis hottie ridin' down tonight to da hotel.  Werz gonna be smackin skinz.

JRG: dat'z cool, J. I gootz ta getz some gym time in...

(They turn a corner, and there is Sweardog McCrackin.)

Ricky J: Yo, Smackdawg. You ain't gonna tirp or nuthin. G and me. Wez here for two rreasonz. One of dem iz ta watch ya back.  Don't sweat it.  Posse'z Rollin tonight!!

JRG: Yeah, Wez gonna make sure ain't nuthin gonna happen tdat ain't suppos'd ta happen.

Ricky J: Word up, G. Lata, Dawg!!

(After the pair are out of earshot)

McCrackin: What the Hell did those two just say??

(Scene fades with McKrackin looking puzzled.)

MJ:"More confusing behavior from the Posse.  Sweardog doesn't know what to think about those two now.  Coming up now fans is the much anticipated Fatal Four Way for the US Heavyweight title.  Let's take it down to Cindy for the introductions."

("Hey Man Nice Shot" plays as CEO Adams walk out onto the ramp with a microphone.  When the crowd quiets down, he begins to speak.)

Adams:"Well, even though I have been planning a Fatal Four Way for the US title for months now and spent hours setting it up, it appear that one man thinks he is above the rules and can back out of a match on a PPV if he feels like it.  Joe Lifesaver is no showing for this match, so I suppose this is now a Three Way match for the US title.  So enjoy fans, and I'll deal with the Medic when the time comes."

(Adams leaves, obviously disgusted.)

MJ:"Well, we are going to have a Three Way instead of a Four Way.  But it still should be a great match.  Cindy."

CM:"The following contest is set for one fall and is for the US Heavyweight Championship.  Introducing first, weighing in at 380 pounds and hailing from Monterey, Louisiana, The Country Pimp!"

("A Country Boy Can Survive" plays as the Pimp comes down with Big Jim.)

CM:"Introducing next, weighing in at 268 pounds and hailing from Brisbane, Australia, "Wild Dog" Williamson!"

("If You Want Blood" by AC/DC plays as Williamson makes his way to the ring.)

LSB:"No croc this time.  Thank goodness."

CM:"And finally, weighing in at 235 pounds and hailing from Gulfport, Mississippi, Smackin' Sweardog McCrackin!"

("Another One Bites the Dust" blasts over the arena speakers as Sweardog comes to the ring handing out T-shirts. )

LSB:"Well, the absense of the Medic changes the complexion of this match greatly.  We believed the Rez would have an advantage here but it won't be that way now."

MJ:"The bell rings and we are under way.  The three men circle each other and both Sweardog and Wild Dog go after Country Pimp!"

LSB:"Well, they say the squeakiest wheel gets the grease."

MJ:"Williamson and McCrackin both come at Country Pimp with fist flying and he is overwhelmed in the corner.  They take turns chopping at the Pimp."

LSB:"The Pimp is down in the corner and now Williamson with a back elbow to Sweardog!"

MJ:"Well, with the first man to get a pin or submission being the winner, we can expect a lot of that sort of thing.  Sweardog is stunned and Williamson whips him into the ropes and nails him as he comes back with a running clothesline!  Nice move from the big man from Australia."

LSB:"But the Pimp is up now and nails Williamson from behind with an axehandle blow.  Williamson is stunned and Country Pimp sets him up and nails him with a big powerbomb!  Country Pimp goes for a cover!
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MJ:"This is going to be a wild one.  Now Sweardog and the Pimp are squaring off.  Pimp tries a short clothesline but Sweardog ducks underneath it and then grabs the head of the Pimp and starts to deliver a series of knees.  The Pimp is stunned!  Sweardog gets a running start and bounces off the ropes but woah!  He is tripped from the outside by Big Jim!  Sweardog goes down face first!"

LSB:"Williamson is up now and grabs the stunned Pimp.  He whips him into the ropes and plants him in the middle of the ring with an arm drag takedown.  Now Williamson is going up top!  He's going for a big splash!  He goes for it but Country Pimp rolls out of the way!"

MJ:"Now both of them are still down and Sweardog is back up.  After jawing at Big Jim for a second, he grabs Williamson and sends him up and over the top rope!  It's just Sweardog and the Pimp in the ring now!"

LSB:"Sweardog fires a right hand, then once again fires a couple of knees at the Pimp.  He whips the Pimp into the ropes and....Dogslam!  He nails the Dogslam!  He picks the Pimp back up and is going for the Dogtooth!  But no!  Williamson gets back in the ring and breaks it up as he sends both men crashing to the canvas."

MJ:"Now Williamson grabs Sweardog.  He has him by the throat!  Big chokeslam by Williamson!  He goes for a cover!
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LSB:"Country Pimp quickly gets to his feet and fires off a couple of right hooks at Williamson.  He scoops Williamson up and nails him with a tombstone piledriver!  What a high impact move!"

MJ:"Now the Pimp looks to be in control.  Both of the other men are down as he slowly gets to his feet.  He kicks Williamson out of the ring under the bottom rope then grabs Sweardog by the hair and starts to pull him to his feet."

LSB:"Wait a minute.  Look at this.  Look at the jumbotron!"

(The scene on the jumbotron reveals an audio clip between Joe Lifesaver and his dead friends dad, begging him to stay and finish the match in St. Louis. )

Friend's dad:"You started this a couple of weeks ago with fighting for him.  You finish this.  Take this ticket and get the hell out of here."

Medic:"But..."

Friend's dad:"No buts.  Go."

(The scene fades and the Medic's entrance music, "Move, Bitch" fires up in the arena.)

MJ:"Meanwhile in the ring, Country Pimp has locked Sweardog in the Full Nelson, and there is the Full Nelson Slam!  And now he is locking him in the Bullride!  Sweardog might tap!"

LSB:"But look, the Medic is sliding down a rope that just came down from the ceiling!  Joe Lifesaver is in the ring!  He clotheslines Country Pimp right off Sweardog!  He picks the Pimp up now and is calling for his finisher!  There it is!  Lifesaver puts the Pimp in the Cardiac Arrest!"

MJ:"And now he goes for a cover!
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CM:"Your winnner, via pinfall, and NEW US........"

("Hey Man Nice Shot" starts to play as CEO Adams comes out with a microphone.)

Adams:"Woah, woah, woah.  No.  No way.  I'm not letting that happen.  Joe Lifesaver.  You were not in this match.  You called and backed out.  Therefore, you can't win.  You interfered in a match you had no business in and attacked the Country Pimp, who I declare the winner by disqualification!"

(The crowd boos loudly to this announcement.)

Adams:"But I can't award the title to someone on a DQ.  So we need to do something else.  Lifesaver, you will get a shot at the US title.  Against the Country Pimp, next week on Mayhem.  And it will be a submission match!"

(The crowd pops with this statement.)

MJ:"Country Pimp versus Joe Lifesaver in a submission match."

LSB:"Got to be advantage Pimp.  He makes people tap all the time with the Bullride.  I've never seen Lifesaver even try a submission move.  I think this is the CEO's way of punishing Lifesaver."

Adams:"So be ready, and try not to back out this time."

(Adams heads backstage.  Big Jim slides into the ring as the other wrestlers slide out of the ring.  Then Big Jim and Country Pimp head to the back with Pimp motioning that the belt will be his.)

MJ:"Well, it's been an exciting night so far fans and we still have two more championship matches to go.  The first of which is a battle for the World Tag Team Titles.  As you recall fans "Sweet" Gordy defeated "Boomtown" Rodeo to win the PP&H a shot at the tag team titles.  Let's take it down to Cindy to get things kicked off."

CM:"The following contest is set for one fall and is for the USCW World Tag Team Championship!  Introducing first, the challengers.  The Pimps, Players, and Hustlers!"

(All the members of the PP&H make their way down the ramp and towards the ring.)

MJ:"Remember fans, the PP&H has never actually revealed which two of them will compete in this match.  I guess we'll have to wait for the bell to ring to find out."

CM:"And their opponents, the USCW World Tag Team Champions, Dr. Thanatos & Jeff "Boomtown" Rodeo, the Rezolution!"

(The theme music of the REZ plays as the champs come down to the ring, sporting their belts around their waists.)

MJ:"This should be another great match up.  Let's see who's going to start things out for the PP&H.  It looks like "Sweet" Gordy is getting in the ring!"

LSB:"I'm surprized by this move MJ.  I figured with Gordy and Country Pimp having matches earlier tonight, we would see El Presidente and Q-Tip in the title match.  But it looks like Gordy is taking one of the spots, and Country Pimp is up on the apron as his tag team partner.  We'll see if their matches earlier tonight have taken anything out of them."

MJ:"Jeff Rodeo will start things out against Gordy here.  These two battled one on one last week with Gordy coming out on top forcing this match.  Let's see who gains an advantage for their team this week.  The two circle each other and lock up.  The larger Gordy takes control and grabs a headlock.  Elbow to the gut by Rodeo.  He breaks free and hits a quick dropkick to the knees of Gordy."

LSB:"Nice move by Rodeo.  He's up now and grabs a headlock on Gordy and nails him with a quick DDT.  He goes for a cover.
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MJ:"Rodeo is up again and tags in Thanatos.  He comes down with a hard forearm to Gordy.  He moves to pick Dix up but Gordy rakes him across the eyes.  Now he whips the Thanatos into the far side ropes and Country Pimp nails him with a clothesline as he gets there!"

LSB:"Excellent teamwork by the PP&H.  Those guys really know each other well."

MJ:"Gordy comes to the corner and tags in Country Pimp.  The Pimp gets in quickly and goes to work with boots to the down Thanatos.  Country Pimp picks Thanatos up now and whips him into the corner.  He runs to follow it up but Thanatos gets a boot up and nails Country Pimp with it!"

LSB:"Thantos takes a second to clear his head and now grabs the Pimp and tags in Boomtown.  Thanatos holds Country Pimp's arms behind him while Rodeo climbs to the top and comes off with a big axehandle to the head!"

MJ:"Rodeo starts a series of punches but Country Pimp blocks one and fires back a right hand!  Rodeo is stunned.  He takes Rodeo and throws him over the top rope down to the floor!"

LSB:"Amazing display of power there by the Pimp."

MJ:"Now Country Pimp follows Rodeo to the outside.  He picks him up and slams his head into the guardrail!  Here comes Thanatos over to help but he is nailed from behind by Gordy!  Now all four men are brawling on the outside!"

LSB:"The ref has started a count, they better pay attention to it."

MJ:"Gordy and Thanatos continue to brawl on the outside while Country Pimp and Rodeo climb back into the ring.  Pimp goes for a big right hand but it's ducked by Rodeo.  Rodeo nails a kick to the gut.  Country Pimp doubles over and Rodeo nails a swinging neckbreaker!  Here's a cover!
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LSB:"Meanwhile, Gordy and Thanatos have finally made their way back to their respective corners.  Rodeo brings the Pimp over to his corner and tags in Thanatos.  He holds the Pimp while Thanatos goes for a punch but the Pimp breaks free and Thanatos nails Rodeo!  The Country stumbles over and tags in Gordy!"

MJ:"Gordy comes in like a house of fire!  He nails Thanatos with a right hand!  He nails Rodeo with a right hand!  He floors Thanatos with a clothesline!  And now he nails Rodeo with a clothesline!  Rodeo falls back into the corner and slams into the ref on the way down!"

LSB:"Look at the rail!  That's Thunderbolt Lightfoot!  He has a 2X4!  He clocks Q-Tip and El Presidente from behind!  Now Big Jim!  He grabs Country Pimp from behind on the apron and pulls him down into the guardrail at ringside!  Oh!  That has to hurt a back!"

MJ:"Gordy has grabbed Thanatos now and nails him with the Pedigree type move he calls the Sac Smeller!  But Thunderbolt is in the ring now behind Gordy!  Gordy is playing to the crowd and he back up right into Thunderbolt!  He turns around to see the huge Native Amercian right behind him!  Lightfoot grabs him by the throat!  Monsterous chokeslam by Lightfoot!"

LSB:"Now Thunderbolt takes Thanatos and puts his arm over "Sweet" Gordy.  He slides out of the ring.  The ref is coming around now to see Thanatos pinning Dix!
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CM:"Your winners, and still USCW World Tag Team Champions, Dr. Thanatos and Jeff "Boomtown" Rodeo, the Rezolution!"

MJ:"Thunderbolt and the tag team champs make a quick exit as the PP&H comes back around and storms the ring.  I told you Thunderbolt could only be pushed so far.  It looks like he snapped!"

LSB:"I've seen that side of him a few times before.  But not often.  Him using that 2X4 reminded me of the old days.  But you're right MJ.  He simply had all he could stand.  I don't think things are over between the Rezolution and the PP&H by a longshot."

MJ:"I would be willing to bet you're right on that one LSB.  Fans, we are down to the our main event of the night.  The World Heavyweight Championship is on the line.  Number one contender and former champ Sniper takes on the current champ "Bad Karma" RJ Souza for all the marbles.  LSB, what do you make of this match up."

LSB:"I have seen what Sniper can do first hand through my dealings with him in the past.  His motivations are sometimes unclear but when he sets his mind to something, he is very dangerous.  And his mind is set on beating RJ Souza.  Souza is a calculating champion, always keeping his head on straight and sticking to his gameplan.  Lately, he seems to be having a change of heart and opposing what you can call the "bad boys" of the USCW.  But make no mistake, he is a tough customer that won't give up the belt easily."

MJ:"Here we go fans.  For the World Championship.  Cindy."

CM:"The following contest is set for one fall and is for the USCW World Heavyweight Championship!  Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 250 pounds and hailing from a classified location, Sniper!"

("Boot Camp Click" by the T-Town Posse plays as Sniper makes his way to the ring.  He looks extremely serious.  He slides into the ring and starts to do a few stretches.)

CM:"And his opponent, the USCW World Heavyweight Champion, weighing in at 235 pounds and hailing from Oakland, California, "Bad Karma" RJ Souza!"

"OH my God!!" then the guitar riff of "(Even) More Human Than Human" by X-ecutioners with Rob Zombie, Slug and Josey Scott plays as a single white spotlight focuses on RJ at the top of the ramp. He is in his black boots, black jean short and black Ray-Bans. His black shirt reads "More Human Than Human, More Sicker Than Sick." He walks to the ring with his USCW World title over his left shoulder. He gets in the ring and grabs a microphone.

"Bad Karma" RJ Souza: I feel a need to respond to something. Sweet Gordy Dix. You told me if I needed your help, You were not too far away.  Tonight, your ass better stay very far away from this ring.  This belt is already tainted with your actions in the past and I don't need any help putting Sniper away.

(Fans cheer.)

MJ:"Oh!  Sniper is not wasting any time on this one and he jumps Souza from behind before the bell!  Sniper wails away on Souza from behind until finally Souza shakes free and rolls to the outside."

LSB:"This is something we see alot from the champ.  When he gets in trouble, he gets to the outside to regroup and refocus on what he needs to do.  Veteran move and a very smart one."

MJ:"Souza has had all the right moves so far in his tenure here in the USCW.  But he's facing a stern test here tonight.  Souza rolls back in and is ready now.  The two men lock up and it is a bit of a stand off until Sniper uses his size advantage to walk Souza back into the corner.  The are in the corner now and the ref is calling for a break."

LSB:"Neither listen at first but now both are slowly letting the other go.  Oh!  Until Sniper gets in a cheap shot with a right hand to the gut!  Now he delivers a kick to the midsection that doubles over Souza.  And now a forearm blow to the back.  Souza falls into the corner and Sniper stomps on him until he slump completely to the ground."

MJ:"Now Sniper is feeling cocky as he takes time to play to the crowd a bit before walking back over to the crowd.  Souza grabs an ankle and trips Sniper up as he walks back over to the corner!  Now it's Souza's turn to get a few stomps in."

LSB:"Sniper is going to have to be more careful than that when going up against an experienced pro like Souza.  He's not fighting Hardbody Harrison in there."

MJ:"Souza brings Sniper to his feet and whips him into the ropes.  Sniper comes barreling back and Souza lifts him up and slams him back down with a big spinebuster!  Souza goes for a cover!
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LSB:"Two count there and Souza quickly goes back to work.  He is up now and is locking Sniper in the Figure Four!  He is has it locked now and Sniper is work to get to the ropes!"

MJ:"First time I've seen Souza use that move.  Sniper is struggling but he finally manages to get to the ropes and break the hold.  Souza is apparently trying to wear down the marine."

LSB:"I know Sniper goes long periods of time without matches, but I'm pretty sure his military workouts keep him in top condition."

MJ:"The ref restarts the match after both men get to their feet.  They lock up and Sniper whips Souza into the ropes.  He goes for a clothesline but Souza ducks under it.  Souza bounces off the ropes again and Sniper leapfrogs overhim.  Souza bounces back yet again and Sniper quickly grabs him by the throat and plants him with a mini-chokeslam!  Sniper goes for a cover!
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LSB:"A near fall there for Sniper after that high impact move.  I thought we were about to have a new champ!"

MJ:"Sniper picks Souza up now but Souza responds with a back elbow to the gut.  Now he fires a right hand that is blocked by Sniper!  He fires back but Souza ducks it, slides behind him and nails a Karma Kick!"

LSB:"Oh what a slick move by the champ!  Wait.  What's going on here?"

MJ:""Sweet" Gordy Dix is now making his way to the ring.  He just hopped up on the apron."

LSB:"Maybe he just wants to ask Sniper where Ashley is.  I know he has been looking for her all night."

MJ:"Whatever he's doing can't be good for anybody.  Souza and Sniper haven't noticed Gordy as of yet.  Souza has Sniper up and goes for an Irish whip into the ropes but Sniper reverses it!"

LSB:"Gordy is still on the apron, faced out towards the crowd talking to some people in the front row.  Souza slams into Gordy!  Gordy is knocked down to the ringside floor, and I think Souza slammed his head into Gordy's elbow!  Souza is in trouble!"

MJ:"Now Sniper is circling around behind Souza!  He's going to lock in the Columbian Necktie!"

LSB:"But look at Gordy, he is furious that he was knocked off the apron.  He just jumped back up and the ref comes over to stop him.  And look at this!"

MJ:"That's Brandon Banks!  And a whole crew of guys with him!  Here comes Assassin and Mercenary from the back!  The crew of six guys tears into them!  And Banks slides into the ring!  He nails Sniper from behind, making him drop the Necktie off of Souza!  He grabs Sniper and nails his "To The Ceiling" Brainbuster!"

LSB:"Now Banks slides out as Souza shakes off the effects of the necktie.  He grabs Sniper and nails the Karma Drop!  The ref turns around and counts the pin!
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CM:"Your winner, and still USCW Heavyweight Champion, "Bad Karma" RJ Souza!"

MJ:"Souza holds onto the title with help from Brandon Banks!  Very strange indeed.  And look at Gordy!  He jumps in and attacks Souza from behind!  This is a madhouse!  Assassin and Mercenary are still working to fight through Bank's posse from earlier.  And here comes the rest of the PP&H from the back."

LSB:"Banks is back in the ring now and jumps Dix from behind!  He looks down to Souza and extends his hand.  Souza looks like he's debating for a second and then takes Banks hand.  Banks pulls him to his feet but then levels Souza with a right hand!  And he nails Souza with the Street Justice!  The champ is out cold!  And now here comes the Def B.I. Posse!"

MJ:"The PP&H are in the ring now as Banks slides out and joins his posse on the outside!  It's utter chaos around the ring area with the PP&H, the Boot Camp Click,  the Criminal Nation, and Banks and his posse all in the ringside area."

(One of Banks' posse that was fighting Assassin and Mercenary walks by the announcers booth and Baxter stands up, kicks him in the gut and nails a Lightning Strike.)

MJ:"Woah, LSB is even getting involved here!  Now everyone is just staring everyone else down!  LSB, what was that all about?"

LSB(putting his headphones back on):"Street punks think they can come in here and screw with real wrestlers.  Disgraceful."

MJ:"Fans, we are desperately out of time!  I think things here are about to spiral out of control!  We need scecurity!  Don't forget to join us next Monday as USCW invades the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota!  For "Lightning" Scott Baxter, this is Mike Johnson.  Goodnight everybody!"

(Scene fades as skirmishes break out all around the ringside area between the different groups and security starts to file in.)