CM:"The following contest is set for one fall and is for the vacant USCW Extreme Division Championship.  Introducing first,  weighing in at 215lbs pounds, Ryan "Big Pimpin" Wisler!"

("Pimp Juice" by Nelly starts to play as Wisler comes down to the ring.  He is carrying a ladder with him.  He lays the ladder at ringside and slides into the ring.)

CM:"Introducing next, weighing in at 295lbs, The Crippler!"

("I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith plays as The Crippler makes his way to the ring.  In his hands is a large sledgehammer.  He props it on the ring apron as he climbs into the ring.)

EB:"It looks like these guys learned their lessons from last week.  Both had come down to the ring with a weapon of choice.  I can't wait to see how the ladder and the sledgehammer play into this match."

CM:"And finally, weighing in at 220 pounds, DTM!"

(The lights dim as "Superman" by Blindside starts to play.  DTM walks out from the back in jeans and boots.  He is once again pushing a shopping cart full of various weapons.  He pushes the cart  down to the ring and slides in.)

MJ:"Here we go!  The bell rings and we are underway!  Woah!  Immediately all three men charge towards the middle of the ring!  A dropkick by Wisler sends the other two reeling!  The Crippler stumbles back into the ropes then runs forward and catches Wisler with a clothesline as Wisler gets to his feet from the drop kick. This looks like a carbon copy of last time!  And sure enough, there goes DTM!"

EB:"DTM rolled immediately to the outside and grabbed a bat from the shopping cart!"

MJ:"But here is where the similarity ends.  Both Wisler and The Crippler see DTM head to the outside and are headed to grab weapons of their own!"

EB:"The Crippler is headed towards his sledgehammer on the outside.  DTM slides back in with the baseball bat.  And now The Crippler and DTM face down in the ring!  It's baseball bat against sledgehammer!"

MJ:"But Wisler slid his ladder into the ring!  He holds it in the middle, runs and nails both men with each end of the ladder!  Both men go crashing ot the mat!"

EB:"Now Wisler sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring.  He quickly climbs to the top of the ladder.  He dives off the ladder and nails DTM with a splash!"

MJ:"Wisler goes for a quick pin on DTM!
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EB:"That was close!  We almost had a new champion!"

MJ:"The Crippler is still shaking the cobwebs out, but now he is putting the boots to Ryan Wisler.  Oh!  Big shot to the ribs of Wisler by The Crippler and that !"

EB:"There is no way these men are recovered from that match two weeks ago and now they are destroying each other once again!"

MJ:"Now The Crippler brings Wisler to his feet.  He takes a homerun swing at Wisler's head!  Wisler barely ducks out of the way!"

EB:"But The Crippler drops the sledgehammer and nails Wisler with a big clubbing forearm to the back.  He sets Wisler up and nails him with a big powerbomb!"

MJ:"The Crippler goes for a cover on Big Pimpin!
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EB:"DTM breaks up the pin after just recovering from that big splash from the ladder!"

MJ:"The Crippler is up first and he is after the sledgehamer again!

EB:"DTM better watch out!"

MJ:"The Crippler swings the sledgehammer but DTM manages to get behind the ladder and The Crippler slams the sledgehammer into the ladder!  DTM rolls out of the way and to the outside.   Wisler struggles to his feet.  Wisler runs and clips The Crippler's knee from behind!  The Crippler goes down!"

EB:"Now this looks familiar!  DTM is on the outside and has once again set up a table just like he did two weeks ago!"

MJ:"Meanwhile inside the ring.  Wisler bounces off the ropes and nails The Crippler with a dropkick to the back!"

EB:"That dropkick snapped The Crippler's head forward and he headbutted the sledgehammer!  The Crippler is in a lot of trouble now!"

MJ:"Ryan Wisler is headed to the top rope!  DTM is coming up behind Wisler as he climbs to the top rope!  But this time Wisler is ready for him.  Wisler punches DTM and DTM falls off the apron down to the ringside area!  Wisler climbs down to the ringside area.  He picks DTM up and places him on the table! He give him one more punch to the head to make sure DTM doesn't go anywhere!  And now Wisler has set the outsides of the table on fire with the lighter next to the table!"

EB:"DTM could get some serious burns here!"

MJ:"Wisler slides back into the ring and he is setting up the ladder again!  He is climbing to the top of the ladder!  Oh no!  He's not!  He can't!"

EB:"I thought DTM was crazy!"

MJ:"Wisler leaps from the top of the ladder and flys to the outside, crashing DTM through the table with a frogsplash! Oh my goodness!"

EB:"And both DTM and Wisler are down at ringside!"

MJ:"But Wisler is on top of DTM!  The ref is down at ringside and he is going to make a count!
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CM:"Your winner and new USCW Extreme Division Champion, Ryan "Big Pimpin" Wisler!"

MJ:"Wisler has done it!  What a tough match for all three of these men.  The Crippler is up now and mad that he didn't make it to the outside in time.  I don't see how the reputation of all three of these men could be anything but enhanced after a PPV war like that one.  Wisler was the winner, but I don't think there were any losers tonight. 

Earl:"I think you are right MJ.  If I know DTM, this thing between Wisler and him is not over.  He's not going to let someone one up him when it comes to dangerous moves.  And The Crippler will likely use the momentum from this match to team up with his brother and make a run at the tag team titles."

(Suddenly the sound of choppers is heard from the top of the ramp.  Down the ramp comes Mr. Chopper, The Enforcer, and Mr. Insane riding choppers to the ring.  They park at ringside.  They slide Wisler and DTM in the ring.  They go to work stomping on Wisler and DTM.  After beating them both down for a minute, they toss them out of the ring.)

MJ:"What's going on here?"

(The Crippler takes a microphone.)

The Crippler:"Another lucky victory by Wisler tonight.  Nobody will fight me straight up.  It's all misdirection and sneaking around behind people's backs in this league.  So if that's the way it is, then we are going to take advantage of it.  USCW, say hello to the New Era of Wrestling!"

(All four men raise their arms in the ring.)

The Crippler:"The NEW is the biggest force this league has ever seen.  We're tired of the politics in this league.  From now on, when we want something, we're just going to take it.  And that starts with the World Tag Team titles.  No matter who has them at the end of the night, they are coming to us next.  So all you wrestlers in the back have been warned.  The New Era of Wrestling is here and all you tired, played out "superstars" better get ready to deal with us!"

("Cocky" by Kid Rock starts to play as the four men of NEW pile onto the choppers are ringside and ride back up the ramp.)

MJ:"Wow!  A newly formed stable from the four Chicago area natives.  We've already seen the brothers and their bodyguard confront the tag team champs backstage.  And now they are calling them out in the ring.  It should be interesting to see how the "New Era of Wrestling" will play itself out in the coming weeks. 

("Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" by The Ghetto Boyz plays as the crowd reacts as "Sweet" Gordy Dix walks out onto the ramp.  He walks down the ramp wearing his trademark purple suit and carrying a back shirt over one arm.  Ryan Wisler is walking back up the ramp with his newly acquired title.  As the two pass, Gordy stops Wisler and hands him the shirt.  Gordy nods at Wisler and continues down to ringside where he sits down next to MJ and Earl Backwater.)

Gordy:"Well hey there guys.  You miss me?"

MJ:"It's a pleasure as always.  What brings you down here Gordy?"

Gordy:"Couple of reasons.  Number one, I like the style of this Wisler kid.  So I made him a proposition.  Next week we need a decision from him on whether or not he is going to join El Presidente and I as a member of the PP&H."

EB:"Wow, I suppose his "Big Pimpin" style is a nice fit in the PP&H."

Gordy:"If he knows what's good for him, he'll come on board.  And reason number two I'm out here is to see which one of these guys I'm going to take the US title away from.  So let's get this match going."

MJ:"Let's do it.  Fans, one title has been decided in a three way match and now it's time for a second.   Let's take it down to Cindy for the particulars.  Cindy."

CM:"The following contest is a Triple Threat match for the vacant USCW United States Heavyweight Championship!  Introducing first, weighing in at 250 pounds and accompanied to the ring by Aphrodite, Captain Caveman!"

(Congo drums and jungle noises fill the arena as Captain Caveman walks down to the ring.  He is pulling Aphrodite behind him in chains.  He chains her to the ringpost and slides into the ring.)

MJ:"What do you think of Captain Caveman as a competitor SGD?"

Gordy:"A fucking caveman?  Back when I used to burn it down I thought I could fly, but a fucking caveman?  He does have one thing going for him though......"

EB:"What's that Sweetness?"

Gordy:"I sure would like to lay the pipe to his bitch.  When she was talking about me, it just turned me on.  Yeah, I think she will definately get a chance to feel the steel."

CM:"At one opponent, weighing in at 185lbs., "The California Dream", Christopher Lee!"

("Hustle & Flow" starts to play as Lee makes his way to the ring.  He looks very focused as he strides to the ring.)

CM:"And the final opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds, Smackin' Sweardog McKrackin!"

("Another One Bites The Dust" kicks in as Sweardog makes his way to the ring along with Ms Kitty.)

Gordy:"You know, Sweardog sure does wear some small clothes.  His skills apparently match his wrestling gear- youth medium."

MJ:"Colorful as always Sweetness.  We are ready to get this match underway.  The bell has rung and here we go.  The three men are circling each other looking for an opening.  Finally, both Captain Caveman and Christopher Lee turn towards Sweardog and start to doubleteam him!"

EB:"Woah MJ!  That looked almost planned out.  Do you think the Caveman has learned enough about modern times to start forming alliances and planning out things ahead of time?"

MJ:"In this league you either learn fast or get left behind.  Sweardog is down on one knee now and Captain Caveman is holding him from behind.  The California Dream is working him over with right and left hands.  Sweardog crumples down to the mat!"

EB:"Now both the Caveman and California Dream are stomping on Sweardog while he is down."

MJ:"They must have decided to take Sweardog out of this match before they start with each other.   Sweardog is laid out in the ring now and The California Dream quickly puts a boot to the gut of Captain Caveman while he's not looking!"

EB:"So much for the alliance.  Now Lee goes to work on the Caveman.  He whips the Caveman into the ropes and then hits him with a spinning heel kick on the way back!"

MJ:"Nice move by the California Dream.  He picks Captain Caveman up and is now using the top rope to choke the Caveman!  The ref is counting and giving Lee a warning!  He finally releases the hold right before the ref calls for the bell!"

EB:"Cali is firmly in control now.  He grabs Captain Caveman and nails him with a DDT!"

MJ:"Now Cali goes for a cover!
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EB:"Sweardog is starting to stir now and get back to his feet.  Both Lee and Captain Caveman see him and run over to double team him again!"

MJ:"This is a damn conspiracy!"

EB:"And I'm loving it!"

MJ:"They once again overwhelm Sweardog and he is sent down to the mat.  This time Captain Caveman is ready and dodges the cheap shot attempt from Christopher Lee."

EB:"I told you.  He's not as dumb as people think.  He catches on pretty quick."

MJ:"What is this?  Look, coming down the ramp now is new USCW wrestler Allan Storm!  And he has his stun gun with him!  What is he doing here?  Meanwhile in the ring.  Captain Caveman locks up with Cali and whips him into the ropes.  Woah!  Allan Storm was on that side of the ring and shocked Cali with that stun gun!  He was on the opposite side from the ref and I don't think the ref saw it!  Captain Caveman hits the Caveman Clothesline on the already stunned Lee!"

EB:"Now the Caveman goes over and picks up Sweardog!  He whips him through the ropes to the outside!"

MJ:"And now Captain Caveman is headed to the top rope!  Allan Storm is laughing on the outside.  He look very proud of himself."

SGD:"If you will excuse me fellas, it's time to lay some pipe."

(Gordy gets up from the broadcast booth.  As he does, you can see a lead pipe he has pulled out of his purple suit.  He runs over and nails Aphrodite in the head with the pipe, knocking her out cold.)

MJ:"My goodness did you see that!  Captain Caveman leaps off the top rope and connects on the Dino Drop!  He goes for a cover.  Sweardog is trying to get back into the ring but I don't know if he'll make it in time!
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CM:"Your winner, and new USCW United States Heavyweight Champion, Captain Caveman!"

MJ:"The Caveman has claimed the title!"

EB:"With the help of Lee to help take out Sweardog, then Allan Storm to take out Lee!"

("Sweet" Gordy slides into the ring.  He runs up behind Captain Caveman and nails him with the lead pipe as Caveman starts to hold up his new belt.  Christopher Lee is up in the ring now, and has slid out of the ring to chase down Allan Storm, who is retreating to the back.)

MJ:"Oh!  Gordy with a viscious attack on the new champion!"

(All of a sudden Apollo and Hades come sprinting from the back.  As they hit the ring Sweardog and "Sweet" Gordy both slide out.)

MJ:"What are the Immortals doing here? And were Sweardog and "The Sweetness" about to jump Captain Caveman together?"

(Hades grabs a microphone as Apollo helps Captain Caveman to his feet.)

Hades:"The Apocolypse is upon you all.  Captain Caveman is just the first to join the forces of darkness.  And his United States Championship is just the first belt that Apocolypse will hold.  You have been warned."

(Hades drops the mic and all three men walk to the back together.)

MJ:"Well, that was certainly unexpected.  We asked if the Caveman could possibly join any alliances and obviously he can.  He has joined with Hades and Apollo to form Apocolypse!"

EB:"And don't forget MJ that Hades promised that he wouldn't be the last.  I wonder who will be next?"

MJ:"Have we ever had one night in the USCW where so many different groups were formed?  First the New Era of Wrestling, then the Apocolypse, and don't forget, "Sweet" Gordy offerend Ryan Wisler a spot in the PP&H."

EB:"The lines are definately being drawn MJ.  Just like they have been drawn between the men in this upcoming match for quite some time."

MJ:"Right you are Earl.  This should be quite an experience.  Let's take it down to Cindy for the introductions for this next title match."

CM:"The following contest is set for one fall and is for the USCW World Tag Team Championship!  Introducing first, the challengers, Apollo & Hades, The Immortals!"

("The Crossroads" starts to play as Apollo and Hades make their way to the ring.  They are quite the contrast to one another.  Hades in all black with leather pants and a sleeveless t-shirt and Apollo is wearing tailored cream colored pants, brown dress shoes and a nice maroon short sleeve button up shirt that is left unbuttoned.  They get into the ring and Apollo plays to the crowd as Hades stares at the top of the ramp.)

CM:"And their opponents, the World Tag Team Champions, Colossus and "Hard Hitten" Marcus Whitten!"

("Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds plays as the two walk down to the ring.  Halfway down to the ramp the music changes to "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica.)

EB:"Both of these men wanted to make sure their music gets heard.  Sometimes you have to wonder if these two are really on the same page or not."

MJ:"Well that should be pretty evident early on in this huge match.  The bell has rung and we are under way.  It looks like Whitten and Hades will start things off.  And look at this!  The two men are just standing in the middle of the ring staring each other down!  What a moment!  Camera's are flashing all over the arena!"

EB:"You can feel the excitement MJ.  Oh!  Hades with a big slap across the face of Whitten!  Whitten takes  a step back, checks his mouth for blood, then charges at Hades and they are brawling in the middle of the ring, going blow for blow!"

MJ:"Whitten lands a big right hand that stuns Hades for a second.  He grabs Hades and whips him into the ropes.  Big clothesline from Whitten!  And now he takes the time to play to the crowd for a minute after getting the upperhand on Hades."

EB:"But he celebrated much too long.  Hades shook the cobwebs off quickly and he hits a big forearm to the back of Whitten.  He picks Whitten up from behind and plants him with a big side slam.  Hades quickly back up and makes a tag to Apollo."

MJ:"This is a new look Apollo, wrestling in those tailored cream color slacks.  Let's see if he has a new attitude in the ring.  Apollo immediately climbs to the top rope, leaps, and comes crashing down on Whitten with an elbow drop!  Here's a cover!
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EB:"Good thing for the champs he did MJ.  Colossus was caught off guard by that pin attempt and he wouldn't have made it over there in time to make a save."

MJ:"Apollo brings the still stunned Whitten to his feet.  He connects on a kick to the gut and here comes a suplex attempt.  Blocked by Whitten!  Now Whitten lifts Apollo up and over with a suplex!  Apollo grabs his back as Whitten tries to make it over to the corner to tag in Colossus!"

EB:"Whitten is struggling but he's almost there.  Apollo is up and runs over and tackles Whitten from behind just before he can make the tag.  Apollo is on top of Whitten now and rains down right hands!"

MJ:"Whitten is really going to need to get the fresh man in here soon.  Apollo picks Whitten up and whips him into the corner.  He charges in and spears Whitten in the corner.  Whitten is still leaned up against the turnbuckle.  Apollo backs up and he comes charging again, this time going for a clothesline!  But no!  Whitten gets a boot up and Apollo runs right into it!"

EB:"Whitten comes stumbling out of the corner towards his partner.  He falls forward onto all fours.  He is still heading towards the corner and yes!  He makes the tag to Colossus!"

MJ:"Colossus comes charging in and nails Apollo with a right hand.  And another and Apollo goes down.  Colossus runs over and nails Hades on the ring apron.  Hades crashes down to the ringside area!  Colossus turns his attention back to Apollo.  He scoops him up and nails him with a big running powerslam!"

EB:"Hades is back up and he slides into the ring.  He is running to hit Colossus from behind but Whitten meets him with a clothesline before he can get there.  The champs bring Hades and Apollo to their feet and at the same time they both whip them up and over the top rope to the floor!"

MJ:"Now the champs celebrate for a second in the ring.  Whitten is leaning over the ropes motioning for Hades and Apollo to get back into the ring.  Colossus is behind him.  Wait a minute.  What's going on.  It look like Hades and Colossus have made some sort of eye contact.  Hades is motioning towards Whitten.  Colossus nods his head.  Colossus comes up behind Whitten!  He......pats him on the back?  And then flips off Hades!"

EB:"It looked like Hades thought he and Colossus had some sort of understanding but Colossus was having none of it!  Now look at the utter hatred on Hades face.  He turns to Apollo and they both run and slide into the ring!"

MJ:"Now we have a full blown war on our hands!  This match has broken down and the ref no longer has control.  All four men are in the ring beating the hell out of each other!"

EB:"Look at this, on the ramp!  It's "Lightning" Scott Baxter!  What is he doing here?"

(Baxter walks a few steps down the ramp, then stops and motions towards the back for someone to come out.  Suddenly Sniper appears at the top of the ramp.  Baxter motions towards the ring and both men start to sprint towards the ring.)

MJ:"The world champion is here and so is the commissioner!  But what are they doing here together?  They both slide into the ring.  The four men in the ring see LSB and Sniper and they stop what they are doing.  Now we are having a big 6 way stare down.  This is just bizarre!"

EB:"But look at this!  Whitten and Colossus just smiled and nodded at LSB and Sniper and now all four men attack the Immortals!  The ref is calling for the bell!"

CM:"Your winners, by disqualification, The Immortals!"

MJ:"The Immortals win, but the belt can't change hands on a DQ.  And what the hell is going on here?  Why are these four men working together?  It looks like Baxter has a microphone.  I can't wait to hear this."

LSB:"Well, well, well."

(Baxter walks over to a camera man standing on the ring apron and puts his face right in the camera.)

LSB:"Surprise!"

(All four men start laughing in the ring.)

LSB:"Does it make sense now?  Are all you idiots in the back starting to put it together?  You were all so caught up in your own things that you let the biggest event in wrestling history slip right under your nose.  And that event is?  The formation of the most powerful force in wrestling history!  First let's start with the two men standing right over there.  You have "Hard Hitten" Marcus Whitten, just about the toughest SOB ever to lace up a pair of wrestling boots.  Whitten and I go way back.  And when I told him about my plan, I couldn't even finish all of it before he said he was in.

(Whitten walks over to the ropes and points to his head to indicate how smart he is.)

LSB:"Then you have Colossus.  Back in 1998, I was the United States Champion and the leader of the New Orleans Six Pack.  I went on a promotional tour of Australia for the USCW.  While I was there, I visited some wrestling schools and one person I met was a 15 years old Colossus.  Even though he was just a kid, he knew what he wanted out of life and that was to be a professional wrestler.  I saw the desire in his eyes and I told him then if he made it to the big leagues of the USCW that I would be sure and take care of him.  And I have.  Who's idea do you think it was for Whitten and Colossus to team together in the first place?  Who's idea do you think it was for Colossus to negotiate with both sides of the 6 man tag match at Memphis In May and win the titles?  And who's idea do you think it was for him to turn his back on not only "Paramount" but "Apocolypse" also tonight, leaving both groups reeling and weak?"

(Colossus holds up the tag belts with a smirk on his face.)

LSB:"And finally, you have the man in the USCW.  The Two-Time USCW World Heavyweight Champion Sniper.  The most dominate champion in USCW history.  Sniper and I go way back as well, and no group of the best would be complete without him.  And then you have me.  The most powerful man in wrestling today.  The commissioner of the USCW, and now the Chairman of the Board of Directors!"

(The Jumbotron flashes up a "Board of Directors" logo as Whitten, Colossus, Sniper, and Baxter all put on sleeveless White T-shirts with the same logo.  A new music starts to play, the BoD theme music.)

LSB:"This is just the beginning.  The BoD hold more power than any other group ever.  The World Champion, The World Tag Team Champions, and the Commissioner.  So to the rest of the league....good luck."

(All four men play to the crowd and then walk to the back as the music plays.)

MJ:"Oh my god Earl?  Can you believe what we just saw?"

EB:"I knew the commissioner was sneaky and underhanded, but I no idea it would be something like this.  It's been brewing the entire time he's been commissioner!"

MJ:"My goodness.  And now, one of the members of the new Board of Directions has a title defense.  Let's take it down to Cindy for our main event."

CM:"The following contest is set for one fall and is for the USCW World Heavyweight Champion!  Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 240 pounds, El Presidente!"

(The theme from Scarface plays as El Presidente makes his way to the ring with the First Lady.  The First Lady is carrying a small cage with her.)

MJ:"Is that what I think it is."

EB:"El Presidente has been making a big deal about gerbils lately, and that must be one they are bringing to ringside."

CM:"And his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, Sniper!"

(The BoD theme starts to play again as Sniper comes out flanked by Gunney, Marcus Whitten, Colossus, and "Lightning" Scott Baxter following behind them.)

MJ:"Look like the BoD will travel in packs.  LSB has always had that gang mentality and he hasn't changed a bit.  Sniper slides into the ring and we are ready to go here in this World Heavyweight Title Match!"

EB:"I guarantee you one thing, El Presidente has not been phased by all this commotion.  He is focused on winning the world title."

MJ:"The bell rings and here we go.  Sniper and El Presidente circle each other looking for an opening.  Now they lock up.  These two are pretty similar in size and strength.  Nobody is gaining an advantage here and it looks like the ref wants to break them up and restart.  They slowly let go of each other but Sniper with a jab to the eyes of El Presidente!  What a dirty move!"

EB:"These two are going to do whatever it takes to win.  Legal or otherwise.  Sniper grabs El Presidente and picks him up and over with a big vertical suplex!"

MJ:"Sniper back up quickly.  He picks El Presidente up and whips him into the ropes.  He catches him on the way back and does a quick mini-chokeslam!  Sniper goes for a cover!
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EB:"It's going to take more than that to hold down either one of these men tonight.  I think they are both feeding off the energy of the crowd, which has an electric buzz right now."

MJ:"Sniper slowly starts to bring El Prez to his feet.  But El Prez fires an elbow into the gut of Sniper!  And now a right hand!  Sniper stumbles a couple of steps backwards.  El Prez backs up to bounce off the ropes but Baxter was there and grabbed his foot from behind, tripping him!  Another dirty move!

EB:"And now Sniper is back at himself and he sees El Presidente threatening Baxter on the outside!  Sniper runs over and clotheslines El Prez and sends him up and over the top rope!"

MJ:"That's not good news for the Bad Guy.  Gunney has jumped up onto the ring apron and is getting the ref's attention.  Meanwhile, Whitten and Colossus are working over El Presidente with stomps on the outside.  Then they pick him up and roll him back into the ring."

EB:"How polite."

MJ:"Yeah, right.  Sniper walks over and gives a couple of stomps to El Presidente before he picks him up.  But El Prez grabs an arm and spins around to the back of Sniper with a hammerlock.  El Prez gives a forearm shot to the back of the neck of Sniper!"

EB:"Man, this is tough.  These are like my two favorite wrestlers!"

MJ:"El Prez quickly scoops Sniper up and nails a bodyslam.  He picks Sniper up, locks him up and delivers a powerful running bulldog!  El Presidente goes for a cover!
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EB:"The rest of the BoD is starting to look concerned on the outside.  That one was a little too close for comfort."

MJ:"El Prez is still in control here.   He goes for an irish whip, reversed by Sniper!  Sniper goes for a clotheline but El Prez ducks and comes back with a clothesline of his own!  But both men do!  They just nailed each other with clotheslines and now both men are down in the ring!"

EB:"Look at the ramp!  That's "Sweet" Gordy Dix and he still has that lead pipe!  He runs over to The First Lady and grabs the gerbil out of the cage.  He tosses it over at Gunney are ringside.  And then Gordy takes a swing at Gunney!  Gunney goes down hard!"

MJ:"Sniper is back up now but he saw Gunney get attacked at ringside!  Sniper is never one to leave a man down so he heads out of the ring to check on Gunney!"

EB:"Now Dix is chasing after soon of the other members of the board, swinging that pipe like a madman!"

MJ:"El Prez slides outside and attack Sniper from behind!  He stuns Sniper and rolls him back into the ring.  He slides in after him.  Sniper struggles to get to his feet.  And look at this!  El Presidente just locked the Columbian Necktie on Sniper!  What a role reversal this is!"

EB:"Sniper is in trouble but if there is anyone that find he way out of that move it's Sniper.  Sniper is fighting and he gets to the ropes.  El Presidente must let go of the hold."

MJ:"Meanwhile at ringside the three BoD members have surrounded the Sweetness and are closing in on him.  But look at this!  It's Ryan Wisler, the new Extreme Division champion!  He headed down to ringside holding the belt like a weapon!  The BoD scatter before he can nails them!"

EB:"El Presidente has gained the upper hand on the inside!  He grabs Sniper, runs and jumps over the top rope, snapping Sniper's neck over the top rope on the way over!  That's his Bay of Pigs setup move!"

MJ:"So here comes the Cuban Missile Crisis!  El Presidente nails Sniper with the big leg drop from the top rope!  El Presidente makes a cover!  The Board of Directors sees the cover but they may be too far away!
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CM:"Your winner, and new USCW World Heavyweight Champion, El Presidente!"

MJ:"El Presidente has defeated Sniper to win the world title.  The BoD are in the ring now and they are not happy at all!  El Presidente slides to the outside and grabs the championship belt.  He walks over to Gordy, who raises his arms.  Wisler is standing there too be he is not joining in the celebration.  I think he still has to some thinking to do about joining with the PP&H."

EB:"He better hurry.  They are only giving him until next week to make his decision."

MJ:"Fans, we are out of time.  What an amazing show we had tonight.  With all kinds of twists and turns.  Tonight ends our west coast swing and our next show will be from the Alltel Arena in Little Rock, Arkansas.  For Earl Backwater, this is Mike Johnson.  Good night everybody!"

(The BoD are complaining in the ring.  Baxter tells the ringside camera that this is not over with.  Then an overhead camera sweeps the crowd, and then settles on the red USCW logo in the center of the ring as the camera fades to black.)