EB:"Sniper almost got a fall back there."

MJ:"Sniper brings El Presidente to his feet.  He goes for an Irish whip but El Presidente reverses it!  El Presidente connects on a clothesline as Sniper bounces off the ropes."

(The crowd is stirred up by something.  Suddenly you can see USCW legend the Country Pimp walk down to the ring and take a seat by Big Jim at ringside.  The Pimp is wearing a pair of overalls and a straw hat with a pink feather sticking out of it.)

EB:"Wow, I never thought I would see that man again!  But this is practically his hometown."

MJ:"And now here comes "Sweet" Gordy Dix and Ryan "Big Pimpin" Wisler.  They are walking over to where Big Jim and the Country Pimp are seated.  Wisler looks like that back injury from earlier is taped and bandaged pretty heavily.  It looks like they are introducing Wisler to the Country Pimp."

EB:"As well they should."

MJ:"Meanwhile in the ring, El Presidente still has the advantage.  He grabs a stunned Sniper, runs, and snaps his head over the rope as he jumps over!  That's the Bay of Pigs!  He uses that to set up the Cuban Missile Crisis!  Sniper is in trouble!"

EB:"But here comes the BoD!  Colossus and Whitten are running to ringside along with Tito Mancuso!  Mancuso jumps on the ring apron and gets the attention of the referee while Whitten & Colossus attack El Presidente on the outside!"

MJ:"Now Gordy and Wisler see that and attack Whitten & Colossus from behind!  There is huge brawl at ringside!  And look at this!  The Country Pimp just slid into the ring.  He grabs Sniper from behind and locks him in a full nelson!  He jumps forward and slams him head first to the canvas!  And now he is locking on the Bullride! That variation of the camel clutch won the Pimp plenty of matches back in the day and now it's causing severe pain to Sniper!"

EB:"El Presidente is back up now and climbs to the top turnbuckle!  The Country Pimp releases the Bullride and rolls Sniper over.  El Presidente nails Sniper with the Cuban Missile Crisis!  He goes for the cover.  The Country Pimp slides out of the ring, runs around and pulls Tito Mancuso off the ring apron!"

MJ:"Now the ref starts a count!
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3!  El Presidente retains the title!"

CM:"Your winner, and still USCW Heavyweight Champion, El Presidente!"

("Lightning" Scott Baxter walks down to the ring with a microphone.)

LSB:"Woah, woah, woah.  Hold on there just a minute.  Everybody here today saw Country Pimp interfere in that match.  That's not fair!  That fall should be a disqualification against El Presidente.  I hearby order this match restarted, with the falls even at one!"

(The crowd start to boo unmercifully.  Various debris starts flying at Baxter down at ringside.  El Presidente take's Cindy's mic.)

El Presidente:"No way amigo.  The only reason they were involved is because those two cockroaches kept me from ending it myself."

LSB:"Well, that's your opinion, amigo.  But it's not mine.  So restart this match.  Because my opinion is the only one that matters!"

("Hey Man Nice Shot" by Filter starts to play as CEO Adams walks down to the ring wearing an expensive custom tailored suit.  The crowd goes wild and a look of surprise and fear comes over Baxter's face.  The CEO takes a mic out of his jacket and starts to speak.)

Adams:"There is where you are wrong Baxter.  You might want your opinion to be the only one that matters.  But that's not the way it is.  Just in case your forgot, I'm your boss!"

(The crowd cheers as LSB watches intently.)

Adams:"And when I hired you for this job, I did so because I thought you were the most qualified.  I saw what you did with Baxter Inc., and thought you would do a similarly good job running the day to day affairs of the USCW.  And while I will admit that ticket sales and PPV buys have reached their highest levels ever, the other part of what I hired you to do was keep order in the locker room and run a good, fair product.  And you have failed miserably at that."

LSB:"CEO I.."

Adams:"Shut up.  The boss is talking."

(The crowd erupts in laughter and cheers again.)

Adams:"You have shown favoritism to your friends and used your powers as commissioner to further their careers.  I tried to let you do things your way for a while but I've been monitoring things much closer lately and tonight, right here was the last straw.  El Presidente, you won this match and you are the USCW World Heavyweight Champion.  And you, Scott Baxter, ARE FIRED!"

(The entire crowd and all the wrestlers react with surprise as Baxter rants and raves at ringside.)

LSB:"You can't do that!  I hav...."

Adams:"I just did it!  And since the job of comissioner is open, I think I will fill it right now!  This league is filled with lying, backstabbing and cheating.  We need a commissioner who will take out the trash of this league.  And I think I know just the man.  Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new USCW commissioner!"

("Another One Bites The Dust" By Queen starts to play as Sweardog McKrackin' walks down towards the ring with a big grin on his face.)

MJ:"Sweardog is the new commissioner?!?!?!?!"

EB:"This can't be happening!"

SD:"I warned you Baxter!  Now there will be a lot of changes around here, starting right now!"

(Thunderbolt Lightfoot and The Lineman come out of the crowd and grab Baxter before anyone sees them.  They drag him over to the edge of the river and toss him in.  Whitten and Colossus try to run over but the PP&H jumps them from behind.)

MJ:"Well, fans, that's our show for tonight!  What a night of action and surprises we had!    Join us next week for Dynamite where there will be the debut of several new USCW superstars and the reign of Commissioner Sweardog will begin!. For Earl Backwater, this is Mike Johnson.  Good night everybody!"

(The camera shows Baxter making his way out of the water and back to the beach.  He looks furious.  Then an overhead camera sweeps the crowd, and then settles on the red USCW logo in the center of the ring as the camera fades to black.)