Hi! My name is LilyNanna. I'm the very first pet my owner ever had after coming to Neopia. After she made me she made my brother, IlyJEA, then she adopted Cutie and Bonie from the adoption center. She thought Cutie was, well, cute! Adopting Bonie was a mistake though, my owner didn't mean to bring Bonie home, Bonie just sneaked home with us after we were at the adoption center, and my owner didn't have the heart to take Bonie back to the pound. She took him back to the pound but Bonie was crying and pleading not to have to go back to the pound so my owner decided to keep him after all.
After a little while, my owner started using this thing called a lab ray. It's scary! First she zapped Bonie and nothing happened, but she didn't give up! She zapped Bonie one more time and then she found a very special cloud paint brush on the money tree one day, so instead of zapping Bonie anymore, she used it to paint him. Lucky Bonie! He only got zapped twice and the first time nothing happened!
When my owner made me, I was a blue kacheek. After zapping Bonie she zapped Cutie for a while, and then she started zapping IlyJEA. Cutie's lucky, he just changed colours a few times but he never changed from a shoyru. IlyJEA wasn't so lucky, he was a blue jubjub, now he's a disco kau. He's pretty cool looking though. Since she was zapping all the other pets with it, I thought I was safe. I was very scared for them, but she never zapped me so I really did think I was safe. I've always sort of been the favourite so I figured I'd never be subjected to that crazy zapping machine. I was wrong! The dreaded day came when it was my turn to be zapped.
My owner started zapping me a couple of weeks ago. LIke I said before, I was a blue kacheek, and proud of it! First I turned into a blue chomby, then a yellow chomby, then back to a blue chomby, I lost two levels that I'd trained really hard for at the academy, and then I became a boy then turned back into a girl again. Then I turned into a robot chomby! I was really depressed then because I looked awful and all the other pets made fun of me and would ping dubloons off of me to hear the ka-ching sound they'd make when they hit the metal. I hated being a robot chomby! I hated going from the favourite, to the laughing-stock of all the pets! I can't believe my owner has put me through this humiliation. After being turned into a robot chomby I lost another two hard-earned levels and then I turned into a boy again. I really don't like being a boy at all, I want to be a girl again, and I'm really steamed about those four levels I've lost, I had to work my tail off to go up all those levels and in a couple quick zaps all that hard work was gone. Phooey! After being turned into a boy, I finally changed from that horrible robot chomby, this time I turned into a rainbow chomby! I thought I was beautiful but Ohhh no, my owner didn't stop there! She kept on zapping me with that blasted lab ray. Next thing I knew I was a blue uni, a uni of all things! As if that wasn't bad enough, I sprouted wings and became a faerie uni, since faeries are so uncommon I thought maybe just maybe she'd stop zapping me, but as you can see, I am now a starry uni thanks to that stupid lab ray.
Who knows what tomorrow will hold, I could turn into anything! Every day we all beg our owner not to zap us, we tell her that we like being what we are, we tell her we're afraid of her turning us into a frog, but still she zaps us. She says it's for our own good. I think she's just a little coo-coo to think zapping pets is a good idea, but I'm just a pet, what do I know, the fact that I'm a genius doesn't mean anything to her!
I guess when I think about it, she's really not such a horrible owner, except for the zapping part. She gave all of us petpets to play with, she gets us lots of toys to play with even though and I'm really bad with my toys and always break them. I don't do it on purpose though! She was really upset with me the day I ripped her blue chia plushie, I guess it was kind of expensive. I keep breaking her yo-yos and click clacks, I broke a gumball machine too. I guess that's why she never ever lets me play with her special krawk plushies, she really likes those ones, none of us get to play with those! I guess maybe I'm not the most careful pet in the world, but she just keeps giving me new toys to play with. She's fed me lots and lots of gourmet foods too! I'm the only one of all the pets that she spent so much money on for food, the other pets are well-fed, but not the gourmet stuff she feeds to me. She's given me lots and lots of books to read too, did you know I'm an ultimate genius? I guess all in all I really do have a good owner, I just wish I could zap her sometime and let her know what it's like! Maybe it is good for me though, so far since she started zapping me with that crazy thing I have increased a total of 10 maximum hit points, 7 strength points and 13 movement points! That's pretty good I guess! I hope that silly thing turns me back into a girl though, I really don't like being a boy at all! I guess I can put up with being zapped until I'm a girl again. Thanks for listening to my story! |
