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Bumper Stickers
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free. This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron. This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet.. Humpty-Dumpty was pushed! Faster than a speeding ticket. FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT ! This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day! Adults are just kids with money. T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female. You are right where you belong, behind me! Proud mother of a delinquent child! You are driving to close I can see your bald spot. YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!. Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. If you can read this you are too close.. High beams were made to piss people off! If your stupid and you know it honk your horn. I hate bumper stickers! There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it.. On the other hand...you have different fingers! Keep honking, I am reloading!. Never eat more than you can lift. Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. Look out! Behind you! A nuclear war can ruin your whole day . They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine. I just love nonverbal communication! You can't be late until you show up. I'm serious; it was a joke. Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems? Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference. Why be normal? Mean people suck!! Do unto others before they do unto you. Was today really necessary? The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train. In theory, everything works. Don't let schooling get in the way of your education. If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it? Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. My child beat up your honor student! Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION.. If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane. Do not believe in miracles - rely on them. The world is coming to an end. Please log off. Nothing is illegal until you get caught. No matter where you go; you're there. Your lucky color has faded. If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. Kevorkian for Surgeon General. Horn Broke. Watch For Finger! Live long enough to be a problem to your kids. If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ. This is not an abandoned car. My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary. I'm so hungry I am farting fresh air. If you can do the time, you can do the crime. Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?. Too many freaks, not enough circus's! Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! I took an IQ test and the results were negative. No Radio - Already Stolen! I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!. All generalizations are false. God Bless Our Troops. I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. The more I learn, the less I understand. Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?. My wife said if I watch one more Yankees game she is leaving. God I'll miss her! Don't laugh it's paid for. I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!! This was better than any diet I've ever been on. 0-60 in 15 minutes! I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD. Hang up and drive! DARE to keep cops off doughnuts. I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice. I'm not really a driver I just play one on TV! Study long study wrong. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you! Save the planet recycle an environmentalist. If you can read this you're in range. Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. I don't drive fast I fly low. I'm wondering if you have any horns with goofy songs? You have to be really secure to be seen in this car. Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that. I am not speeding I am qualifying. It took 40 years to make me look this good. (Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough. Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth I pretend to work they pretend to pay me! When there's a will I want to be in it! If something goes without saying - LET IT! I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days!! AMERICA-Love It Or Leave It! You just lived your best moment, now GO live another! Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE! Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! Horn Broke. Watch For Finger! Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out. If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close. ....and the answer is: If your bumper sticker wasn't so damned small I wouldn't have to drive so close to read it! I love uranus. This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day! If your not a haemaroid... GET OFF MY ARSE!! I brake for no apparent reason. Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road! If you get any closer I'll fart! Deep down, divers care. FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !! Clones are people 2 Hope dies last! I don't do mornings. I'd rather be fishing! Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education. I put in contacts for this? Be Human. Hogwarts Dropout Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare! never judge a girl by her bumper sticker. (next to the Enron logo) Never trust a company with an ugly logo. want to be somebody? Don't drive after drinking. Never cut what you can untie. To be loved, be lovable Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie. You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch. Don't believe everything you think. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim. Talk only if you can improve on the silence. Don't judge a book by its movie. Its always too early to quit. HE IS ABLE WHO THINKS HE IS ABLE! Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be. Don't wish for it...work for it. Not all who wander are lost. Be the kind of friend you'd want. There is no shortcut to anywhere worth going. Eagles Don't Flock. Try it sober! Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt. Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it. Mistakes are proof that you are trying. I'd rather be a failure at something i love, than a success at something i hate. The more you listen, the more you know. Conceive. Believe. Achieve. Simplify Stupify HE WHO ANGERS YOU, CONQUERS YOU. Do i look like a freakin' People Person? When i want your opinion i'll beat it out of you. Oh look! just 2,852,677 more days til i start caring what you think. Don't start with me..you won't win! Get over it! I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q." The beatings will continue until morale improves. I don't do requests. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Surgeon Generals Warning: Smoking is bad for you. You always known that, just like everybody else. So if you do it for 20 or 30 years, don't come crying to the courts if it makes you sick. How stupid are you anyways? I'm only here to ANNOY!! Stupid should hurt! Your such a Muggle! Screw you guys, I'm goin home! My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test. Stop global whining. Welcome to reality...come again soon. I have an attiude and i'm not afraid to use it. All stressed out and nobody to choke! I'm feeling uppity I WANT YOU to stay far away from me Your village called, they are missing an idiot! Not a RULES type of girl. Don't make me go medieval on you. I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want. I see dumb people. If you have something to say, raise your hand. and place it over your mouth. Sorry, you are not a winner I'm not as dumb as you look. Well, isn't that special! No soup for you.. BARBIE AIN'T HERE!. Thank You...YOU MAY GO!! Disappointed? Too bad! How about never? is never good for you? If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my stickers! I've upped my standards, now up yours! How may i ignore you today? The princess is in. WATCH OUT! COMING THROUGH! iF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE TAKE A HIKE! Do they ever shut up on your planet. WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO! ...and i should care, why? Got Brains? What would Xena Do? What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about? Got Goth? I drank what? If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat. who needs this crap. Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. WHY ME? Stupid is as stupid does. I left the womb for this? You went on vacation and all i got was this stupid bumper sticker? Where is this porn? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!! ?? wHAT IS THIS? BIZARROLAND?? Who are these kids and why are they calling me MOM? i can resist everything except temptation. The buck doesn't even slow down here. I don't repeat gossip. My child was inmate of the month at Broward County Jail. Baby on bored One more repo and i'll be debt free! I'll not stop I must hurry, for there they go and i am their leader. Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye. I talk to strangers Everything i need to know i learned in prison I don't decaf My god can beat up your god I do work for food. Adrenalin is my drug of choice. I'm looking forward to regretting this! 100% Irony Free I like toast I press charges I've forgotten more than i've ever learned I'm leaving my body to science fiction I'm with the band Thats all i'm saying and i ain't saying no more. WI'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from. My favorite color is chocolate. I'm not your monkey Give blood and you too can get a free bumper sticker. I think, therefore i'm dangerious I love my job...shoot me now! D'oh! Short Chicks rock! Its been one of those days all week GIMMIEABREAK! sheesh! whatever! As If Bite Me! BooYah! Quiet brain! or i'll poke you with another Q-tip. You're not the boss of me! Buy American! Follow your dreams, except the one where your at school in your underwear. Smile and at nice. Say say NO thank you. Please! do not feed the ego! If you can read this. Thank a teacher. Slow thinkers keep right. Don't drive and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. park in rear. (or) parking in rear Change is good...you go first! People before profits! Spank Me! Lets get along with me. Back the badge Kiss me, i'm toxic Pay good teachers good money RELISH TODAY...KETCHEUP TOMORROW Join the IRS (Be audit you can be) Pull my finger. Each day is a gift. Life's way too short to stay on topic Life. Its just a cereal Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead. Its not that i'm afraid to die. I just don't wanna be there when it happens. Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. Life Sucks. and it leaves some mean hickies Age is a high price to pay for maturity You know your getting older when Happy Hour is a nap. Boys Lie! Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich. Men are idiots and i married their king. If love is blind why is lingerie so popular? MEN. bigger. stronger. better. Why are girls that way? Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever. Elvis has left the planet. Napster 1999-2001 Police line. DO NOT CROSS. Thanks for being a contestant. EXIT Boy bands. The spawn of satan. Sleep well Mum. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. 100% Irony Free This is the rebel base. |
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++Elizabeth. 15. red hair. green eyes. ga. single. may 5. ++loves: friends, shopping, autumn, scotland, ireland, braveheart, scottish romance novels. ++hates: ketchup, things getting near my eyes, alarm clocks, spiders. |