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Celebrity Quotes
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." - Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" - Arnold Schwarzenegger "The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy". - Helen Hayes (at 73) "Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." -- Plato "Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value." -- Albert Einstein "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." --Mark Twain "Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood". --Oscar Wilde "Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend". --Martin Luther King, Jr. "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". --Gandhi "If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda "Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed the girl. They just can't handle all the love. " . --Justin Timberlake "Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadows". - Helen Keller "You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. - Wayne Gretzky "Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got". - Garth Brooks "Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music". - George Carlin "For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will do". - Jerry Lewis "Don't be so humble, you're not that great". - Golda Meir "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house". - Zsa Zsa Gabor "Ya gots to work with what you gots to work with". - Stevie Wonder "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." --Jason Kidd "People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000." --Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 "I'm the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be!." --Bret Hart ""Ninety percent of the game is half mental." --Jim Wohford "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool (Yogi Berra). "I've just got to maintain my passion for what I do." -- Leonardo Dicaprio "I'd love to be a pop idol. Of course, my groupies are now between 40 and 50."- Kevin Bacon "My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." -- Jessica Alba "It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth are rotting when I listen to the radio." -- Bono (of U2) "Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie."-- Sandra Bullock "I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever." - Jim Carrey "That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down."-- Jim Carrey "I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most... I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it." -- Bill Clinton "Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."- George Clooney "I feel safe in white because, deep down inside, I'm an angel." - P-Diddy "Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get."- Kevin Costner "We talk all the time. I think we understand each other in a way that most people can't understand either of us." - Macaulay Culkin (on his relationship with Michael Jackson) "Everyody stands - that's our policy. If Jesus Christ comes on the show, guess what? It's like, 'Stand right here Jesus, we got Papa Roach coming up at number six." - Carson Daly "I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them." - Cameron Diaz "Because young men are so goddamn disappointing!" [on why women like older leading men] -- Harrison Ford "I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him." - Harrison Ford "We don't have a host and it's hard to vote yourself off the island when you're the only one on it." [comparing Cast Away to Survivor] -- Tom Hanks "When I first came to Hollywood I was told to go out with an agent because it was good for my career. So I went to a party with him because it was good for my 'career.' Well, he thought the whole thing was a big date. Needless to say, I was very upset."-- Salma Hayek "A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin."-- Elizabeth Hurley "I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly i'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me." -- Elizabeth Hurley "Boredom is a great motivator." -- Uma Thurman "I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too." -- Liv Tyler "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." [on Lennox Lewis] -- Mike Tyson "I wasn't the cutest or the most talented, but I could get through the question-and-answer period." [on beauty pageants] -- Oprah Winfrey "I was like, 'I want that one!'" [on boyfriend Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees ]-- Jessica Simpson "Good judgement comes from experience. Sometimes, experience comes from bad judgement." --Christian Slater "I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support." -- Anna Nicole Smith "Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higer the fences get." - Kevin Spacey "Marry Prince William? I would love that. After all, who wouldn't want to be a princess?" -- Britney Spears "I want a sandwich named after me." -- Jon Stewart "Sometimes I don't feel like the person that I'm supposed to be. I don't feel like I deserve any of this." -- Mena Suvari "I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time." -- Matthew Perry "Being married means I can [break wind] and eat ice cream in bed." -- Brad Pitt "Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend." -- Lucy Liu "I identify with women more than men. I guess I have a strong feminine side." -- Lenny Kravitz "I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily."- Michael Jackson "My whole goal is to keep my spirit intact. If that doesn't happen, none of this is worth it." -- Jewel "I am so in love with my brother right now!" -- Angelina Jolie "I was always told I was special. And I was also assured that I had a gift and a purpose."-- Ashley Judd "Only a genius can play a fool." -- Michael Rapaport "Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special." -- Chris Rock Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. --George Burns v By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. --George Burns Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. --George Burns Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. --John Lennon If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. --Jack Nicholson I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don't believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn't want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn't know how to return the treatment. --Malcolm X This American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it capitalism, call it what you will, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it.-- Al Capone Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left. --George Burns at age 90 The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. --Elizabeth Taylor If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michaelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper that did his job well.-- Martin Luther King I'm not Jacko, I'm Jackson... 'Wacko Jacko' - Where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me, it's not nice. --Michael Jackson Give me a museum and I'll fill it. --Pablo Picasso But I refuse to believe that I am a better actor than myself. --Jim Carrey It's kind of fun to do the impossible.--Walt Disney If you're going through hell, keep going. --Walt Disney Every man wishes to be wise, and they who cannot be wise are almost always cunning. --Samuel Jackson Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the Best.--Frank Zappa The attraction of being wild is living on the edge, living up to the reputations of the people you've been following or emulating. People are always talking about how wild and exciting they were, but the key word is 'were', because there's a long list of dead, famous people. --Christian Slater You can see our respect for women by the fact that we have pledged to pay working women, even though they don't have to work. --Taliban Information Minister Amir Kan Muttaqi I wanted revenge; I wanted to dance on the graves of a few people who made me unhappy. It's a pretty infantile way to go through life - I'll show them - but I've done it, and I've got more than I ever dreamed of.-- Anthony Hopkins Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. --Robin Williams Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. --Al Capone It's better to live one day as a lion, than a hundred as a sheep. --Benito Mussollini A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.-- Madonna I wish people could acheive what they think would bring them happiness in order for them to realize that that's not what happiness really is. -- Alanis Morisette The key to immortallity, is living a life which is worth to be remembered. Bruce Lee I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.-- Rebecca West What luck for rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you 50,000 dollars for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul.-- Marilyn Monroe Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice; I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots.-- Tupac Shakur I used to live in a room full of mirrors; all I could see was me. I take my spirit and I crash my mirrors, now the whole world is here for me to see. -- Jimi Hendrix One man with courage is a majority.-- Thomas Jefferson No one knows my ability the way I do. I am pushing against it all the time. --John Steinbeck I'm still the little southern girl from the wrong side of the tracks who really didn't feel like she belonged.--Faye Dunaway. I am just too much. -- Bette Davis It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.-- Muhammad Ali I never set out to hurt anybody deliberately unless it was, you know, important. Like a league game or something. --Dick Butkus I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. -- Jessica Rabit (Who framed Roger Rabbit) I say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all wrapped up into one. If I die early ... I'll be just like those guys. --Dennis Rodman. I'm not smart enough to lie. -- Ronald Reagan I am not in the closet. I am not coming out of the closet. I am not gay. --Oprah Winfrey I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.- - Jack Nicholson, 1993 If people screw me, I screw back in spades. - - Donald Trump You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth. - -John Lennon Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America. - - Rush Limbaugh I love New York City; I've got a gun. - - Charles Barkley I dress for women, and undress for men. - - Angie Dickinson If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him.- - Drew Barrymore (1998) When I walk into a bookstore, I want to see my picture on the cover of every magazine, like Leonardo DiCaprio. -- Brandy I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? - - Zsa Zsa Gabor It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. --Jimi Hendrix, Rolling Stone, December 2, 1976. With all due respect to the world's great drummers - it ain't brain surgery. - - Mickey Dolenz, 1996 Our bodies are just temporary vessels for our souls, which will go on forever. You really are an extension of the power that created the whole universe, no matter what drags you have on. - - Ru Paul If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen. - - Dolly Parton How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?- - -Zsa Zsa Gabor I wanted to perform, I wanted to write songs, and I wanted to get lots of chicks. - - James Taylor, when asked why he got into music The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid. - - Billy Idol Comparing Madonna with Marilyn Monroe is like comparing Rachel Welch to the back of a bus. . - - Boy George People used to throw rocks at me because of my clothes. Now they wanna know where I buy them. - - Cyndi Lauper The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.. - - George Michael I don't listen to music. I hate all music. - - Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols) Boy George makes me sick. - - Madonna Anybody that walks can sing.- - Michael Stipe (REM) (on naming their band, the Butthole Surfers) Oh no, no regrets at all. My mom even says it now. It took her about ten years, but I've heard her say it two or three times now. - - Paul Leary (Butthole Surfers) I try not to repeat myself. It's the hardest thing in the world to do --- there are only so many notes one human being can master. - - Prince I do my best work when I'm in pain and turmoil. - - Sting A rock 'n' roll band needs to be able to get under people's skin. You should be able to clear the room at the drop of a hat. . - - Paul Westerberg (The Replacements)(on the use of umlauts over the O and U of Motley Crue) We didn't think about its proper use. We just wanted something to be weird, and the umlaut is very visual. It's German and strong, and that Nazi Germany mentality - "the future belongs to us" - intrigued me. . - - Nikki Sixx I wanted a name that would put us first in the phone directory, or second if you count ABBA... . - - Martin Fry "My audience loves to see Britney get her head cut off.". - - Alice Cooper A dream is like a river ever changing as it flows, and a dreamer's just a vessel that must follow where it goes.- Garth Brooks, The River A man, like clay, is molded by his surroundings, he starts to take shape of the beatings and the pounding. - Biohazard, Urban Discipline And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - The Beatles, The End Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. - Semisonic, Closing Time Fear is the lock and laughter the key to your heart. - Crosby, Stills, and Nash, Suite: Judy Blue Eyes For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught. To say the things he truly feels, and not the words of one who kneels. - Paul Anka; Frank Sinatra; Elvis Presley, My Way Freedom, well, that's just some people talking. Your prison is walking through this world all alone. - The Eagles, Desperado Get your head out of the mud, baby. Put flowers in the mud, baby. - U2, Zooropa . Heard ten thousand whispering and nobody listening. Heard one person starve, I heard many people laughing. Heard the song of a poet who died in the gutter. - Bob Dylan, A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall Hero-not the handsome actor who plays a hero's role, hero-not the glamour girl who'd love to sell her soul.- Rush, Nobody's Hero How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry? Yes, and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows that too many people have died? - - Bob Dylan; Peter, Paul, and Mary, Blowin' In The Wind I got a lot to say, I got a lot to say, I got a lot to say. I can't remember now, I can't remember now, I can't remember now. - Ramones, Got Alot To Say I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train.- Don Henley, If Dirt Were Dollars I understand about indecision, but I don't care if I get behind. People living in competition, all I want is to have my peace of mind. - Boston, Peace Of Mind I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.- The Who, Substitute I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.- Bob Dylan; The Byrds, My Back Pages I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.- Simon and Garfunkel, El Condor Pasa I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.- Billy Joel, Only The Good Die Young If we were blind and had no choice, would we hate each other by the tone of our voice? - - Anthrax, Schism If we weren't all crazy we would go insane.- Jimmy Buffett, Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes. If you believe in forever, then life is just a one night stand. If there's a rock and roll heaven, well, you know they got a hell of a band.- The Righteous Brothers, Rock And Roll Heaven If you smile at me I will understand, cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language. - Crosby, Stills, and Nash, Wooden Ships I'm not a number. Dammit, I'm a man. - Bob Seger, Feel Like A Number |
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++Elizabeth. 15. red hair. green eyes. ga. single. may 5. ++loves: friends, shopping, autumn, scotland, ireland, braveheart, scottish romance novels. ++hates: ketchup, things getting near my eyes, alarm clocks, spiders. |