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Jodi - Moses! - I think I need a bag, I'm hyperventilating! - The HORSE!!! *shiver of fear* - Ji! - Coach fatbutt! - Sean Connery! (member pe? earring boy) - So... How do you like my fruit by the foot tattoo? - That kid wanted to steal your food! - Erik just didn't get the airplane joke. But his confusion was funny! (Sorry Erik, but it was!) - That guy at the pool did not look like Freddy Prince Jr.! - What kind of name is Bug Hall? - Your brother can be very, very dangerous when on an intertube!(but that made it even funner!) - The tube ride was awesome! - Get off my grill! - Have you seen Chris lately? I mean James. I mean Chris! · I see the Alien's hand under the door! · Ok, I have a bottle. You have a mechanical pencil. We are armed! · That phone call was SO scary! · He has to have a 6 pack! · I forgot my water! I forgot my straw! · It's not our parents cell phones, its ours! · You're very handy at the mall, Jodi. I always get something! · Those shirts felt so cool! · Eminem and Jake look the same! · Guess who's back. back again. shady's back. tell a friend. lol! · I'm back! (batman music!)! · Hey Groody! It's lizard! But where's Smelly? · The guy in my neighborhood with the weird name is HOT! · Kyle, the totally HOT guy in my locker, is defiantly going to the dance with me! · You CANNOT go to TKD with me! · Can't wait to see June bug and Cheerio! · Ty is so hot! Look at those arms! Wait... that's not Ty!! · That ride wasn't so bad. Jodi? Jodi!? *you were gone!!* !!LOL!! · That was quite humorous. · Someone is throwing leaves down your driveway. Wait, it's Jake with his cars! · Now, I'm not quite sure we're talking about the same thing. · Let's go stalk the hot guy on the other boat! · That's not his sister, it's his cousin. Really it is! · That bat is stalking us!! · Your eyebrow did a creepy thing!!! · You will treasure Will's ring forever...*sigh*... · Your noodles look like a brain!!! · Amy Wynn needs to stay AWAY from Ty!!! · (the gay guy from trading spaces) WOW! That is wonderful! · Like, um, like, like, uh, um, like · We need to learn how to tick! · Maybe Crames can teach us how to tick! · Blue needs to stop wearing capris! · Seriously... not seriously, really. · I can't believe Blue's name is Kyle! · Matt, I mean Mark, I mean Matt, no Mark! · The guy with the earring (matt) is SOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!! · That was priceless.... · Alec (the lotion guy) was TOTALLY flirting with you! · Alec so looks like an Alec! · Member the guy that offered to carry my bag? That was great! · There is a lot of hot guys at the mall on a friday night! · ERIK AND EMINEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Erik that is sooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!) · Where's my bag i'm hyperventilating again! · Heath Ledger is HOT STUFF! · Crames *sigh* · *fluttering heart* · I thik ie m dyslexic! (spl?) · do do do · Sniffing Lobster!! · Brittany and the pepper! LOL!! · Later Jodi, later. O MY MOUTH!!!!!!! · That was scary when i almost stepped on that thing in the parking lot! · no no no no no! · I think he had a cheese sandwich! · Tom Cruise talked to you! · My three finger hand thing! · BDO 500 rocked!!!! · Will's ring brings very good luck! · That was so much fun jumping and doing the hand thing! · Dwight and Antonio were cool! · Antonio had scary gold teeth!! · I cant believe we talked to the guy from Trust Company!!! · The guy that wanted my water was scary! · Swamp and Tom Cruise are VERY hot! · The guy with the microphone scared you! · I hope that guy that got hit in the head is ok! · My hotdog can warm your pizza and your pizza can warm my hotdog! · Happier, Happier! Be happier dammit! · It was cool when that guy took our picture with the little sticker things! · The markers smell funny! · O crap its upside down! · Now the locker smells nice :)! O no the markers running!!!!! · I hope this marker comes off! · Our dads do the same thing to our cats! · Our tractor rocks! · Those girls totally tried to steal our tractor! :( · We so got number one for the chalk contest. · When we were babysitting - hosetay oysbay erewsay osay nnoyingaay! · Mitch the bitch! · Erik - Do you do drugs? · Jodi - It's not crown, its crayon. · That clock was right behind us! · Brad Pitt is SOOOO hot! · MMMMM... that note was tasty! · I cant believe you almost grabbed cranberry!!!!!!! · God those middle schoolers were annoying! · Jodi, You know what I hate... · The Ring was sooooooooooo scary! · Bunnies! <- she scared me too death! · The water! · Yellow babies! · That's cool about the counselor and Allie. · I just can't handle the sherbert! · What was that guys name? · Stephen and the wig!! · How did u get all those guys so fast! · The sped guys masturbating! · You should have seen your face when that guy put his arm around you. · Hot Topic is such a cool store! ·The back shelf. · Arnold tick. · The inside joke page · (your mom) What is an Arnold Tick? · That pic of tiger in the whale/fish is soo cool! · The invisible boy! · Where are you? · .7, .5, 1/5, 1/7 - how confusing · Will you be my merry christmas? · Hello? · Don't say hello! · Why did you have to be mean to the police officer? · You're phone is tapped! · That was so scary! · Man now we cant sneak into Gangs of New York! :( · Blue and Black! · Wouldn’t that be so weird if they were sitting right there? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! · The green bean was crunchy and furry! · I wish that lizard bellybutton ring came in a smaller size. :( · Do you concur? · I am ur protection. lol · That's guys name was Lizard!!!!! · 'Stop bleeding!' · You're mom scared me to death! · She was glowing! · You look like a scull and i look like the monkey from Jumunji. · Now ur a character from Cats! · Just remember 'racecar' · ill hold the popcorn. · The whole 'Frodo' incident. · I know... · Man first year of high school and it's already this confusing! · Your family is the osbournes. · Jodi you need to stop (beep) · The palm pilot note. · I can't believe I didnt know. · Hey dad! The pizza's here. · The notes · I hope it's a hot pizza man, not some greasy mexican. · Your mini fridge - you upgraded. · Mr. Brady is hot (first season) · Impersonating Fonzi is sexual harassment. · The girls behind us in the theater!!!!!!!!! · That was disturbing. I am now scared for life. · Im having an SM! ·That felt so weird when that magnet was stuck to my braces. · When you called that guy in your spanish class stupid and he turned around! hahaha · Cherrios are sooo slow. · Eeeliizzzabethhhh · Frosty the snowman was a ... · The brady bunch song. · Frosty the snowman was a child molester! · The locked door! · I'm telling you girl... · Do you talk to your heart? · I talk with coins. · At least it has a head! · Watching tiger pinch tissues? · It's a kitty... I mean monkey! · You smell like his cologne! · *Crunch, crunch, crunch* · OoOoO I have to pee! · Sloths can fly! · I sounded like a dying puppy. · Attack of the anteater. · That knee thing tickles! · It's eating your freckles. · Pop goes the zit. · I'm jumpin'! · Your funny looking heart shaped drawing! · The squeaks! (spl?) · *snort* · "tingers" · The book (you know - hedgehogs) · Water for horses, I think not. · I see camels · The dalmations · I got lost! · funny looking hearts (that start at the bottom) · Sorry I spit on you. · The pink blanket. · Stealing the blankets. · Sleep. · The Guy in my book had sleep! · This is our 200th inside joke! · I think you should get your own web page for inside jokes! · The dog poo cracked open and sand fell out. · You guys left me! · Inside joke paper. · So that's what all that commotion was about... · I do not lick my butt... anymore. · Pouty lips. · Guess what I can't stop thinking about. · Abercrombie & Fatch. (southern/country accent) · Listening to old Aqua, Nsync, and BSB cd's. · ... And the scariest thing about that was that we still knew all the words! · Stalking guys in the mall. · The Bra. · The water bra! · So thats what the little heart on the thong is for... · " I think we should go look at the golf stuff." · Feeling gay in Ruby Tuesdays. · *running thing with arms* · Loitering in Spencers. · When Terry yelled at the lady in the southern dress. - The threesome. · Lizard Anderson · The Alloy magazine! · Why would you eat spiders?!?!?! · Magic Mushrooms · It's my birthday! · "The south will rise again" · i love your parents. no wait. my parents! · Mom A. Mom B. · His boobs are bigger than mine! It's not fair! · Lizard where's your bike? · Darn I can't keep a straight face. · "Sorry" "What are you sorry for?" · Three guys. (red hat, redhead...) · You lost Terry. · She threw up at my preschool. · That girl at Hot Topic is awesome, but she can't hug Terry. · "Jodi would you like to do that?" "NO" · The fat girl that got a kiss from the hot guy. · We know why he is so short. lol. trampoline! · "Do you have a boyfriend?" "no" "You looking for one?" "no" · Matt. At the mall was so funny bouncing around. · Matt A. Seems like a 'fun' kid. · Penguin. Panguin. · So what do you do at these parties? · I keep the whiskers, but not the toe nails. · Jake and Derek singing in the car. · The green anteater · Let's be friends with the "cops" · Do lizards have ears? · Quotation - Paranthesis... · What is a poo? · Did you kill that? · I can't believe you killed it!!!!!!!! · (the moose) <- dead - of course. · The inside joke paper. · You should see me hyperventalate when i can't breathe out of my nose. · I though they were cookies. · gulp.. gulp.. gulp · I'm busy. Can I please take a message? · *Bark* I thought that was you! · The whip cream and waffles. · Our page in the yearbook when we are senoirs "Lizard and Anteater" · "Like your hair" "Thanks I like yours too!" · Walking to McDonalds. · We crossed a lake! · Sexually harrassed by prickel-bushes. · haha - the wet-ones! · The snowman chasing those little kids! · The red power ranger in the closet. · Sneaking out of the window... · HAHAHAHAHA when you knocked on Jake's window... ·"He's gone!!!!!" · *Running back to your window...* · "It's locked!!!!!" · (front door) "It's locked!" · That was soooo funny!!!!!!!! · I'm sorry that I kept shaking your bed with me laughing. · It was the braces fault. · Writing on our feet... · Connect the freckles. · Using the make-up at the mall. · All the matts: hot spanish matt, terry's idol matt, not so pale-used to have a crush on but dont anymore-played football matt, and ugly health matt. · We have to make a frosty the snowman costume! · Your frosty the snowman stance. HAHAHA · *ring**ring* TELEMARKETER! · having fun with the telemarketer · "Have you ever used long distance?" "No?" "You've never called outside of Georgia?" "I use collect" "O kkk" "Do you think that's weird?" "Mmmmhmmm" "So you think that's weird? Do you think I'm weird?" "No. I misheard you!" "You think I'm weird?" *buzzzzzzzz* · Hearing all the stories of you family. · The tampon breath spray. · Smoking the breath spray. · I stepped on a bunny. · Stepping on bunnys, plucking whiskers off cats - I'm a animal abuser. · Good morning! · Hey Dogbreath! ·That strange movie w/ the posesed trucks. What was up with that?!?! · My bunyuns. · Writing on our feet :) · Connecting my freckles - the fat lady's leg! · This is our 300th inside joke! · The im thing! · The anteater/lizard on my arm! · The stampede in the grand staircase! · Ahhhh! It's M! Should we run?!?! · We need to have an inside joke party! · Going fishing. · Those bikes! · Getting hit on the head and smiling! · Trying to eat a thin mint w/ rubber bands in - it doesn't work! · Spitting up the water. · My arm went crunch, crack, snapple, pop! · You broke my arm! · Getting an arm broking and laughing about it! · Peeping Tom. · "Hi this is Emily Harrison. Do you mind if I ask you some questions sir?" "Are they personal questions?" "They might be" "Ok - go ahead" "What kind of shampoo do you use?" " Bath and Bodyworks" "Ok and sir what kind of music do you like?" "The kind we play" "Which do you prefer: Coke or Pepsi?" "Coke, I live in Atlanta - It's like the law" "How many times do you urinate daily?" "How many times do I urinate or masterbate?" "Either, sir" (talks about getting scabby and raw) "Sir, that's too much information" "Well don't ask the question if you don't want an answer" !!!!!!!!!!!!! · "Hello sir. My name is Emily Harrison. Can I ask you some question?" "What a cawinky-dink. An Emily Harrison just called about an hour ago." "Can you sing the lyrics to 'Frosty the Snowman'?" "You're about 9 months early." 'If you listen to the lyrics closely you can see that frosty is a child molester. This is a serious matter" "Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul..." · My lung's going to explode and you're going to sell it one ebay! · Prank calling 99x! · Orange County was sooo funny! · We're the same height. That is neat! · Come, come my lady. You're my butterfly. Sugar, baby. · They are singing our song! · Lizabeth? · It's Ryley! Pretend like your asleep! · *SNORT* · Getting attacked in the morning by the boys. · Do wa diddy diddy dum diddy do... · Why was he blushing? - S · (at the bball game earlier) Zach putting the laser pointer down his pants and taking it out for that teacher!! · I think Mr.Leach still thinks I'm crazy. · Lizard 'the pumpkin' Anderson · Your 'Frosty Pose' · We have to make a frosty the snowman video · "We can wrap you up in chicken wire and make you a paper mache outside with newspaper and paint it white!" "Actually I was thinking covering myself with cottonballs..." - Final Destination was so scary! - she like exploded when the truck hit her! - *the crying-laughing-crying face* - freaking out about dying on the plane - all of our embarrasing elementry school stories - swimfan - at least im not that creepy of a stalker! - dawsons huge head! - thanks for all the magazines! - burning the bacon and setting off the fire alarm - KUNIS!!!! - im straight - david nesmith! - all of those poor people! - my friend wants to no who the one in the middle is! - *sigh* taylor and daren - taylor has the awesomest hair! - darens abercrombie bag picture - taylors gq pose! - are your eyes watering collin? (poke) now they are! - im a tree! look frog in a tree! frog in a tree! - how to deal was awesome! - bringing the popcorn and drinks to the theater! - 'i need to check that bag' 'its just clothes' <- he didnt even look!! - BB!!!! - thanks for getting that pic w/ me and taylor! - spraying ourselves w/ taylor's axe body spray! - 'do u guys need help?' - 'no no no' - taylors boxers! - final destination 2 is scary! - it went into his eye! - oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my oh oh oh oh - it flattened him! - his body went this way, his waist went this way, his legs went forward! - scqurriel - the fun w/ the video camera - having to hide the food in ur grandmas closet! - the blob at the camp - the hand game (french fries, whipped cream, yogurt) - freaky friday was so funny! - 'hit me baby one more time...' <- that was great! - chad micheal murray is sooo hot! - looking around the mall for 'mon ponts' - that was so funny when damien thought we were looking and pointing at him! - that guy in the food court was so gorgeous - why was he eating alone? - those superman 'mon ponites' were great! - my toliet paper shirt cracks me up! - that stinks that our old locker combinations dont work :( - our double lockers are awesome! - the many taylors, adams, geez - we were probably walking right next to each other the whole time! - i cant believe u got so many classes w/ pouty lips! - 'im feeling so lesbain right now' - 'and also a lot of people don't no this... but you can put your weed in it' - 'oooo i dont have one of those' - Foster: Do I look like a cat to you boy? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?! - Thorny: How you feeling Mac? Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother! - College Guy 2: the snozberries taste like snozberries! - jake's chocolate milk! - 'everyone say hi to elizabeth' 'who the fucks elizabeth? are you elizabeth?' 'yeah' 'oh hi elizabeth! - 'im going to cut you ahmed!' - poor ahmed! - ahmed and charles! - do i sense a little friction? - your bus is crazy! - our plan to dress like goths and walk around moaning if lindsey ever comes over! - my chris, your chris, chris (crames), chris brady, my stephen, stephen on the bus, stephen gordo, stephen at chicfila, my josh, your josh, your neighbor josh... its endless... - thank you stephen, thank you stephen, bye stephen! - the atom on the molcule, and the molcule on the raindrop, and the raindrop on the dandruff, and the dandruff on the lice, and the lice on the split end, and the split end on the hair, and the hair on the flea, and the flea on the pest, and the pest on the bird, and the bird on the nest, and the nest on the branch, and the branch in the hole, and the whole in the ground, and the green grass grows all around, all around, and the green grass grows all around! - miss suzy mac mac mac all dressed in black black black.... - all the little kids songs - dude............ - 'this has been the most exciting expeirence of my life' - the barbies! - when i drink it looks like elephant nose fingers?!?! - the trailer trash barbies - the noise my arm made - 'a ghost is tickleing my arm! - redoing the freaky friday scene! - 'turn off the light. o the light is off!' - a kangaroo farm? do they grow kangaroos there? - that was awesome how the kangaroo's smelled like maple syrup! - a 'mob' of kangaroo's - 'kookabara sits in the old gum tree...' - i wish we could have gotten one of those safari hats! - the kangaroo's arms! - we can form a band and our first song can be about the green grass! - jammin on our instruments - that's a funny place to stop! (the gangs of new york dvd) - what the FUCK - SERvice - fuck - when i thought u said bump! - 'candy bars!' - 'the snozeberries taste like snozeberries' - 'they think im mecixan' 'ur not?' - 'in my day we used the rookie and we only used blanks you sick motherfucker' - 'i'm freakin out man!' ' u are freaking out... man' - 'u boys like mexico?' - drinking the shots 'whoo!' - is little jump kick - 'littering and, littering and, smokin the reefer' - 'hello' *hand wave*" - drivers ed - the kid that sits next to u rappin! - that weird platypus kid! - 'MEOW' - jake 'i hit my nuts' adam 'with what?!?!' - adam 'talk to me' - adam 'i think i lost a few kids!' - maybe u should sneak out more often! (ur mom buying u presents!) - our oompa loompa drawing! - stephen - 'im an eagle scout!' - drivers ed - the kid that sits next to u rappin! - that weird platypus kid! - stephen. I MEAN RYAN!!! - the gay kid in school of rock - the ticklish knee thing - our oopma loompa for art - mrs.sparks is awesome - zeb! - 'is that your givin name?' - checkin out the track guys - stephen. I MEAN RYAN!!! - stephen, ryan, drew... - your kids have touched me. and i have touched them... - blimpie... i mean billy! - 'elizabeth do u have something else to add? or are u just balancing?' - 'coop eration' - coop, eration, coop coop, eration! - right u r ken! - indeed vic! - DON'T GET ELIMINATED!! - L is for the way u look tonight... O is for the only one i see... - final destination 2 relates to everything in drivers ed! - getting a discount at mcdonalds - bryous (or whatever it was) who would name their kid that? - they're playing our song! (on afv) - singing the love song w/ mrs.evans - we so need to bring astroturf, a picnic basket, and plastic ants! |
++Elizabeth. 15. red hair. green eyes. ga. single. may 5. ++loves: friends, shopping, autumn, scotland, ireland, braveheart, scottish romance novels. ++hates: ketchup, things getting near my eyes, alarm clocks, spiders. |