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The Fellowship of Your Mom
(You've heard of The Fellowship of the Pants, right?) DISC 1 1. It began with the forging of Your Mom. 2. In the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret Your Mom. 3. One Ring to rule Your Mom. 4. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate Your Mom. 5. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new Mom. 6. It came to me, my own, my love, my mom, my precious... 7. It has been remarked by some that hobbits only real passion is for Your Mom. 8. You didn't think I'd miss Your Mom's birthday? 9. If you're referring to the incident with Your Mom, I was barely involved! All I did was to give your uncle a little nudge out of the door. 10. Frodo suspects Your Mom. 11. I'm Your Mom, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. 12. I think I'll have another Mom. 13. The sun's first light crept over the top of the trees. POOF! and turned them all into Your Mom! 14. You're sposed to stick it in Your Mom! 15. Well, if I'm angry it's Your Mom's fault! 16. It's mine, my own, my mom. 17. What business is it of yours what I do with my own Mom? 18. He talked for so long about Your Mom...I didn't think he'd really do her. 19. The language is that of Your Mom, which I will not utter here. 20. The Ring yearns above all else to return to the hands of Your Mom. 21. -But amidst the endless screams and inane babble, they disearned two words. -Your...Mom 22. Understand Frodo, I would use this Ring from a desire to do Your Mom. 23. Travel only by day, and stay off Your Mom! 24. If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from my Mom I've ever been. 25. You did not honestly think that a hobbit could contend with the will of Your Mom? 26. Tell me, friend, when did Sarumom the wise abandon reason for motherhood? (Well he DID raise all those orcs...) 27. -I don't know why he's so upset! It's only a couple of carrots! -And some Moms. And those three Dads that we lifted last week. And, and then the Dogs at 9:45, what? 28. That Black Rider was looking for Your Mom, or Your Dad. 29. That fellow's done nothin but stare at Your Mom since we arrived. 30. I see Your Mom. 31. There is no life in the void. Only Your Mom. 32. Look Frodo! It's Mr. Bilbo's Mom! 33. We must get him to my Mom! 34. The power of my Mom will protect him. 35. His eye is fixed on Your Mom! 36. He has chosen Your Mom. 37. Why do you fear Your Mom? 38. You cannot give me Your Mom. 39. She is mine to give to whom I will....like my Dad. 40. The Ring is altogether Your Mom. 41. Your Mom is altogether evil. 42. Gondor has no Mom- Gondor needs no Mom. 43. The Great Mom is ever watchful. 44. Never trust Your Mom! 45. I will take Your Mom to Mordor...though I do not know Your Mom. 46. -You have my sword -And you have my bow -And my Mom! 47.Well that rules Your Mom out, Pip. DISC 48. I do not want Your Mom, I have never wanted her. 49. The blade glows blue when Your Mom is close. And it's times like that when you have to be extra careful. 50. My old Mom...I should very much like to hold her again, one last time. 51. I'm sorry I brought this upon you my boy. I'm sorry that you must carry Your Mom. I'm sorry for everything. 52. The Ringbearer is setting out on a quest for Your Mom. 53. May the blessings of elves, and men, and Your Mom go with you. 54. The Fellowship awaits Your Mom. 55. Your Mom, Gandalf; is she left or right? 56. It's moving fast, against Your Mom. 57. Spies of Sarumom, the passage south is being watched. 58. It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a Mom. 59. And against Your Mom I have not yet been tested. 60. It's simple. If you are a Mom you speak the password and the doors will open. 61. I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Your Mom, men, and orcs. 62. The mines are no place for a Mom. Even one so brave as Bill. 63. What's the elvish word for Mom? 64. We make for the gap of Your Mom, we should never have come here. 65. We now have but one choice. We must face the long dark of Your Mom. 66. Bilbo had a shirt of mithril rings that his Mom gave him. 67. I have no memory of Your Mom. 68. -Merry... -What? -I'm Your Mom. 69. -There's something down there. -It's Your Mom 70. He escaped the dungeons of Your Mom? 71. He will never be rid of his need for Your Mom. 72. He hates and love the Ring, as he hates and loves Your Mom. 73. Your Mom's life is a sad story. 74. Yes, Smeagol he was once called; before Your Mom found him. Before she drove him mad. 75. Your Mom? It was Your Mom that stayed Bilbo's hand. 76. I wish Your Mom had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. 77. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of Your Mom. 78. Bilbo was meant to find Your Mom. In which case you also were meant to have her. 79. If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow Your Mom. 80. Behold. The great realm and dwarf-city of Your Mom. 81. Moms...Moms in the deep. 82. Fool of a Mom! 83. Mom of a Took! 84. Throw yourself in next time and rid us of Your Mom. 85. They have a cave Mom. 86. I think Your Mom's gettin the hang of this! 87. I'm all right, I'm not Your Mom. 88. A Mom. A demon of the ancient world. 89. This foe is beyond any of Your Moms. 90. Your Mom's are of no more use here. thanks |
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