It’s been in the making for quite a while but it has finally arrived: A totally subjective guide to the
most attractive students of the female persuasion within the hallowed halls of Gates-Chili High School.
Isn’t it grand? Of course, if any of you disagree or think you should be on here, by all means, make your
opinion known. And now the moment you’ve all been waiting for:
The Top Ten Most Attractive Female Students: A Totally Subjective Guide:
10. Erica Prevost – Yeah, I know, but I needed filler and this was the first person to come to mind.
Anyway, she does have a nice personality.
9. Emily Tatar – Well, no explaination is necessary. She does seem nice, though.
8. Megan Jones – For some odd reason I find her attractive. She’s basically quite average in aesthetics but
yet somewhat alluring, maybe it’s because Pre-calc and Stats is so damn boring (I sat behind her in Pre-calc
and I sit behind her in Stats). Apparently, she is also rather intelligent.
7. Dezirae Rague – I truly don’t know her at all, except for the fact that she’s in my physics class and was
in my Bio class 2 years ago. I must say she is very enticing and appears to be bright but not that bright.
Other than that I don’t really know much about her on account of me being such a loser and all.
6. Andrea Carrozziere – Although I don’t know her very well (at all), she is very attractive. To compliment
her comely appearance she also seems nice. And she may be somewhat intelligent. I don’t really know, I
think she was in one (or more) of those phase 3 classes in 8th grade, my memory of those horrid times is
kind of hazy so I’m not sure.
5. Jen Rotoli – A very attractive female indeed. Physically, she is the epitome of perfection, yet she seems
to lack some much-needed intelligence, which is really unfortunate.
4. Daniela Palozzi – A female I don’t really know but has a strange aura about her. She isn’t the most
beautiful but is strangely engaging at the same time. I don’t know why? Oh yeah, her personality, well, I
said I don’t really know her, which actually answers the question, sort of… not really, ah well.
3. Kelly Di Cesare – An attractive young lady who one is one year younger than I, I think. Though I don’t
speak to her very often (only once this year), I do know she is a rather entertaining person and is also
intelligent. Her personality is of the utmost quality and filled with much buoyancy. She truly deserves the
#3 position, heck, maybe even higher.
2. Jen Vocco – This lovely vixen has lunch the same time as I do. I don’t really know much about her
except that her beauty rivals even the most attractive of models and that she’s quite modest, denying any
allegations of her being the least bit attractive. Did I mention she also plays JV basketball? Her only
deterrent is her age, which isn’t so bad; she’s 16, that’s not that young, is it?
1. Sam Vos – I’m certain there’s no need for an explanation, but I’ll go ahead anyway. Though she is not
perfect physically, she is very beautiful, as much as to say I’d take her over anyone with a bigger bust or
lack of morality (meaning easy). And anyway, imperfections are what make people unique, hell, if
everyone were perfect we wouldn’t need each other, would we? (I’m told that’s what ugly people say, so
does that mean I’m ugly? Well, who the hell are you to judge!?) And though I don’t speak to her often
(since I’m a loser), I am rather sure that her personality is great. And she’s smart to boot. An unbeatable
combination.
Well, there you have it. And also, these rankings are only valid when considering this year (2002),
some time in the future they might change.
I wish I could get one of these chicks. Damn it, I'm pathetic.