Direct Hit!          Did the United States finally score a telling blow on Bin Ladin? No. Then what am I talking about? The classic section of DailyRadar.com, which was shut down recently (read: three months ago). This site featured all sorts of news from video gaming to movies and music. It also had a quaint little section called “Direct Hit”. The topic of this section changed every week and spanned many diverse topics from games and TV to moms and hot chicks. This was by far the best section of the site and provided countless hours of entertainment. A feature such as this surely deserves a tribute, right? Of course. One of Direct Hit’s specialties were top ten’s and what better to honor them with than a modification of an excellent Direct Hit top ten. So here it is a tribute to Daily Radar and Direct Hit: Top Ten Things to Stick Down Your Pants 10.   Socks - while most likely the most used and most comfortable enlargement tool it isn’t very original and can look strange if done incorrectly. 9.    Banana - this is another common enlargement tool but it isn’t very attractive when it begins to smell. 8.    G.I. Joe - what better to use than the manliest of action hero toys? 7.    Orange - maybe you should talk to Phil L. about this one. 6.    Pack of Starbursts – always a good choice but people might wonder why it mysteriously keeps shrinking over time. 5.    Pistol – you’ll always have protection. 4. Stapler - nice size and gratifying shape. Be careful though, staples are difficult to get out of there. 3.    Model of a Boeing 747 – join the mile high club.(sorry that was stupid) 2.    Eiffel Tower souvenir – makes you feel continental. 1. Toy Fire Truck – by far the best size and shape. And it’ll put out her fire and when she’s rubbing your fire truck it’ll be the truth. That’s it! What a grand tribute, correct? That’s what I thought.