Gino’s president speech

      Some of you may be wondering why I’m running for president.  I’m running for president of the
class of 2002 because I want to make a difference.  I want to be honest and make sure everyone gets a fair
deal.  I don’t want to run a campaign full of cheap gimmicks and posters. I want to run a good esoteric
campaign that people can understand and relate to.  The great Groucho Marx once said “The key to life is
honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that you’ve got it made.”  …I just want to take the time to say
that I love you guys… seriously.  Vote for me if you want a good, honest, fair dealing president which,
really, you all should want anyway.  Thank you for your time.

Written by Chris McEntee.