Greatest Teachers of All Time       As my high school career comes to a close I assume that I have become an exceptional judge of teaching ability, some may even say an expert. And so, I’ve decided to commend those that I believe worthy of praise. Top Ten Greatest Teachers of All Time: I’d like to start by saying that Berrardi is the worst teacher of all time and comes in dead last (meaning she’s not even close to being in the top ten). 10. Mrs. Cinelli – A great Italian teacher who is funny… at times. 9. Miss Lauricella – Well, we all know why she’s on here. Here credentials of course. 8. Mr. Clasgens – Though my memories of third grade are vague, I think I had fun that year and he probably sufficient teaching ability (for third grade). 7. Mr. Forsey – A Vietnam Veteran with outstanding teaching ability, though slightly lacking in the enthusiasm department. 6. Mrs. Uncher – Although large in stature and seemingly vile, she is a very good teacher. She’s the reason my grammar is so good (Note: Word’s grammar checker blows). 5. Mr. Myslivecek – He is by far the most entertaining teacher I’ve ever encountered. At most, I was only bored a few minutes at a time. 4. Mrs. Swift – A great English teacher that I had for two years. Entertaining, understanding and superb teaching abilities are the qualities that get her the #4 position. 3. Mr. Sullivan – When I first encountered him I was in awe of his teaching prowess and thought no one could surpass his abilities (I was wrong). That and the fact that he gave little homework make him a winner (and he was funny). 2. Mr. Unson – A great all-around teacher. His excellent teaching ability combined with unexpected comments (that were hilarious) is reason enough to get him here (not to mention his ability to do difficult calculations in his head. Impressive, indeed). 1. Mrs. Collichio – I’m truly at a loss for words trying to describe the utter magnificence of Mrs. Collichio… as a teacher. She undoubtedly has all the qualities listed above (except Lauricella’s “credentials”) and much more. The only two things that could have made her a better teacher would have been if she were younger and hotter.      That concludes the list of the Top Ten Greatest Teachers of All Time. In order to be certain it has sunken in I’ll recap: Collichio: #1, Unson: 2… Cinelli: 10 … Berrardi: Dead Last.