University of Winnipeg English Students' Association
UW ESA Minutes
January 15, 2003
12:30-1:20

Taken by Marc Ducusin

                                 Pictures, Posters, Popcorn and All That Jazz

Our business being quickly concluded, we surrender to our baser conversational impulses.

-Erica kindly distributes biscotti, while Eireann discovers why we need a microwave

-formally offered the position of ESA janitor, Jamie asks for time to consider his career options

-digression on names mispronounced and misspelled

-Eireann: we are waiting for profs to contact us before we set the Lit. Week theme days

-Eireann proposes a poster-making party; Hilary steps up to take charge; we will meet Friday, Jan. 17th in Bulman Centre during the free period [secretary’s addendum: the official ESA photographer will be late, along with anyone being photographed on Friday]

-official ESA membership cards – the photographer reminds thanks all of today’s models; you all look fabulous! If you still need your picture taken, please sign up on the common room door.

-Hilary asks the photographer to use her Snow Ball picture (the one with Cortney & Sophie)

-"Chicago" on Saturday, Jan 18th, 7 p.m.; Eireann will email the group to confirm details

-popcorn day will be the Friday before Literary Week; we will be targeting first-year students who live at home and freely spend their parents’ money

-the room erupts with bawdy laughter as we design Kristian’s ideal swingin’ bachelor pad ("The Pad"), complete with floor-lights and a tiger skin rug in the boudoir, a rotating circular bed draped in silk sheets, 2-way mirrors in the closets and a six-person shower

-Eireann interrupts to ask that we redirect our imaginative powers into brainstorming reading material for Literary Week

-the smutty digressions resume

-Kristian professes his asexual nature

-Erica: if Kristian is asexual, can he reproduce on his own?

-Marc declares that he can convince Jamie that he is gay in 5 minutes