Universal Wrestling Alliance
Presents:
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
(“Falling
Apart” By Trust Company blares over the PA system as huge pyros shoot of into
the air throughout the newly revamped UWA Coliseum! The camera’s pan across the
sold out UWA Coliseum and signs are highlighed on the screen. “Life for
Inphino!”, a group of girls hold up a South Park character of Seven with the
word ‘Dunce’ across its forehead. And finally just behind the commentators
table is a giant sign reading... “Let’s Hope This Thing Last Over A Week!!!”
Finally the cameras pan down to show the newly exposed UWA Vortex Commentators:
Charles Corbet, Arnold Oxford, and Shannon Taylor!)
Charles:
Welcome everyone to the first UWA televised event! I am Charles Corbet, you
play-by-play announcer! And sitting on either side of me are...
Arnold:
The star of our show: Arnol Oxford! UWA beware!
Shannon:
The beauty of UWA, Shannon Taylor!
Charles:
Together we three have been selected from a group of many to become the UWA
Vortex Team!
Arnold:
Why they’d pick a man like you I dont know?! You might as well have “TOOL”
written square across your forehead Charlie Brown!
Shannon:
I dunno why they would choose someone like YOU!? I mean god, we are both likely
to be blinded by the light shining off that dome of yours!
Arnold:
Oh, fiesty! I can tell I’m going to LOVE
working with you Barbie!
Charles:
Both of you stop it! We’ve got a show to preview!
Arnold:
Well then do it! Stop bitching at us about it!
Shannon:
Yea, god!
Charles:
*sigh* Very well... In our first match tonight, we get to see SLWA’s Jeff Jones
take on the rather popular new comer, Billy “The Brilliant”!
Arnold:
Jones will rip that Mooie Milk dork limb from limb! End of case!
Shannon:
BTB won’t agree with you there I’m sure.
Arnold:
Do I look like I care if... (drenched with sarcasm) B-T-B!! (normal voice)
cares?!
Charles:
Ah, right...
Shannon:
Let’s not forget another member of the 4 member SLWA will be in action tonight
as “The Monster” Magnum Steele has been assigned to fight Zander Frost?
Charles:
One must wonder who booked this match?
Arnold:
Was that directed at Mr. DeMonye?
Shannon:
You said his name, not us!
Arnold:
I can’t velieve you two! Zander Frost has been signed to fight Magnum Steele
because he’s been running his mouth about being some sort of superhero! So
obviously a superhero must have some sort of monster to fight, right?
Charles:
This reaks of mismatch, Arnlod. Even you must see that.
Arnold:
Hmph!
Charles:
Following that match we’ll see one of what we can only geuss as many firsts in
UWA history! A Fatal First Blood Fourway! Inphino versus Trash Taylor versus
X-Caliber versus Ark Angel!
Arnold:
Mr. DeMonye has thankfully taken charge of this one and made sure that the
MURDERER, Inphino is dealt with!
Shannon:
I have to agree.... Inphino should feel pain and be locked away for good!
Charles:
Well it seems that the three of us do agree on somethings then... Inphino has
displayed nothing but viciousness and the characteristics of a psycho rather
then a professional wrestler!
Shannon:
Yet, Mr. DeMonye refuses to fire the murderer!
Arnold:
Because he’s a smart man and knows that this is going to get AMAZING ratings!
Charles:
Ratings or not... A killer should not walk free for this....
Arnold:
You don’t even know if ‘Bob’ is dead or not... ha!
Shannon:
Following the Fatal First Blood Fourway, William Grand will lock up with the
third member of SLWA to see action tonight, Cornell Davis!
Arnold:
You know... Thank god for the SLWA! Without them we may not have a show!
Charles:
Hmm... Well we’ll see if the group can redeem themselves for thier actions
they’re well known for...
Arnold:
Bad actions or not... SLWA equal money in the bank!
Charles:
Immidiately after Davis and Grand lock-up we will get to see DeMonye’s ‘thug’
Paul Phoenix lock horns with CEO Fred Malstroms rumoured bodyguard, Duriel!
Arnold:
Fred Malstrom... Pfft! Where’s he been lately?!
Shannon:
Perhaps doing his job?
Arnold:
(Immitating Shannon) Perhaps doing his job... (Normal voice) Boy, get on your
knees tuts!
Shannon:
I’ll give you a knee!! Right to your shrivelled up...
Charles:
ALRIGHTY THEN!!! Family TV show! Family TV show!
Shannon:
Sorry, moving on. In a rematch from WWA we will get to see Blake “Turbo” Dyhart
put on a show with the final member of SLWA to see action tonight, Earl
Davison!
Arnold:
Where Earl will finally box that little skaters ears! Bring the first of what
will be MANY title into the SLWA stable!
Charles:
It surely will be a hard fought battle! But in our Main Event tonight, signed
by Mr. DeMonye weeks ago!!! Damien Ark Angel will face off with his old buddy
from WWA, “The Dark Angel” Seven with the Intercontinental Championship on the
line!!!
Shannon:
Both of these two are dirty cheats..
Arnold:
One of these two Shannon... Damien is a perfect wrestler. Don’t ever compare
him with that lop of poop, Seven!
Charles:
Did you just say poop?
Arnold:
Uh... No.... Of course not!
Shannon:
To make this matchup even more sizzling, Co-President Alex DeMonye signed both
men to a 2 out of 3 falls matchup!!! Where in the first fall both men will
wrestle straight up until a winner is declared!!
Arnold:
The second fall we ge to see some blood and gore and tables and chairs in a I
Quit Match!!! I can’t wait to see that big baby Seven crying like a baby
whining... “I Quit!!”
Charles:
And in the third and final fall if need be, both men will fight it out until
only one is left standing as the Intercontinental Champion!!!
---Unexpected---
“Bad To The Bone” by George Thorogood and The
Destroyers fill the jam packed UWA Coliseum as the fans of CCW know immediately
that this is the entrance music of GZW’s “Entertainment Franchise” Nathaniel
Davis. As the guitar rift blares Davis, wearing khakis and a UWA polo shirt,
steps onto the entranceway as the crowd greets the longtime fan favorite with a
chorus of cheers. Davis looks out to the cheering crowd, smiling from ear to
ear. He lifts up his arms suddenly and pyro shoots up behind him. “Mr. Entertainment”
walks down the rampway slapping hands with the fans.
Arnold:
Well if it isn’t a walking breathing dinosaur!!! And me without my camera!!
Shannon:
You know he’s still pretty hot for an older guy!
Charles:
I think Nathaniel Davis is married and hsi wife expecting, Shannon....
Shannon:
Oh... Well then!
The
wrestling veteran walks up the steps and steps into the ring. Ring crew
immediately throws him a microphone as he paces around the middle of the ring.
The UWA crowd begins chants of “FRANCHISE, FRANCHISE”. Davis stops and looks to
the crowd with an almost embarrassed smile. He holds up his hand to get them to
quiet but they continue on.
Charles:
The support for GZW’s Franchise wrestler is evident even here in Maine!
Arnold:
Let me get the plyers so me can get your lips off his ass!!!
After
a few more minutes the crowd starts to die down enough for Davis to speak.
Davis:
“I
heard there is goin’ to be some BIG TIME
wrestlin’ here in UNIVERSAL
WRESTLIN’ ALLIANCE on VORTEX!!!”
Arnold:
What a suck up!
The
crowd cheep pops at the mention of the company and its inaugural television
show. Chants of “U-W-A” begin to sprout up in the crowd. Davis smiles as he
pounds his fist in the air at each letter shouted.
Davis:
“In
case some of you don’t know me, I’m Nathaniel Davis. That’s right, GroundZero
Wrestlin’ 2K1’s ‘Entertainment Franchise’. But in UWA that don’t mean jack. In
this great company you’ll see a deep departure from the Davis that you have all
come to love in GZW 2K1, well not that great of a departure but somethin’
different nonetheless.”
“Bein’
here for you fans is never goin’ to change, (crowd pops) but it is all you
countless fans that have told me that chasin’ after titles won’t deem me as
bein’ selfish. That my image of the ‘good guy’ won’t be tarnished in your eyes
if I set my eyes on a UWA Championship.”
“Well,
my fans, I have listened to you and I have returned to my roots. ‘Mr.
Entertainment’ is back and ready to spearhead his charge at bein’ a champion
for UWA as well as you fans out there. I want you to know all you fans out
there (points to the crowd) and all the fans watchin’ at home that Nathaniel
Davis will never forsake you. What the fans want from me, the fans will get. I
am nothin’ without you…the people…the fans!! Enjoy the show!!”
Davis
throws the mic to the ring crew as “Bad
To The Bone” echoes through the large arena. Davis steps out of the ring
and makes his way backstage waving to the fans.
Charles:
“Mr. Entertainment” making sure the fans and perhaps the wrestlers in the back
know he’s out for some titles here in UWA!!!
Arnold:
(Sarcastically) And what a big threat he will be....
---Billy “The
Brilliant” Vs. Jeff Jones---
"We
Will Rock You" by Queen is the first to hit the PA system as the fans rise
to their feet, ready for the first match in UWA’s history. Billy comes out to a good ovation from the
fans, but nothing special, as they don’t know his style yet. He slaps the fan’s hands on the way down and
rolls into the ring. He climbs to the
second rope and poses for the pictures from the fans.
Shannon: It must be an honor to be participating in
the first match in UWA’s young history!
Arnold: Who cares?
I mean it’s Billy “The Brilliant” against a five star athlete, Jeff
Jones. It’s a one way match and I already
claimed my winnings on the bet.
Charles: Nonetheless, I’m ready to see a great
match-up!
"World's
Most Dangerous" by Ja Rule f/Nemisis is the next to hit, signaling Jeff
Jones’s entrance. The fans quickly boo,
knowing who the former SLWA superstar is.
Jeff ignores everyone’s reaction and heads down to the ring in his baggy
ring attire and du-rag covering his head.
He climbs up onto the ring apron and climbs inside the ring, pulling up
his pants a little bit. He stares down
his opponent across the ring and jerks his head as if to say, “What’s up?”.
Arnold: Look at this man’s generosity. A fine gentleman if you ask me!
Charles: You’d figure President Tanner would have him
wear something more… Suitable for his
match.
Referee
Reese Florey signals for the bell and the first match is under way. Circling
each other in the middle of the ring, Jones and Billy begin feeling each other
out, whipping their hand out every once in a while for feints. After circling
each other for a good half a minute, the two lunge at each other and lock up.
Following a brief power struggle, Billy takes Jeff to the mat with an arm drag.
Jeff sits up and looks out to the crowd, shaking his head in disbelief.
Shannon: And what’s his problem?
Arnold: Isn’t it obvious? Billy couldn’t hurt a fly with a move like that.
Getting
up, Jones brushes himself off and claps his hands together as he looks back at
“The Brilliant”, applauding his maneuver. Billy doesn't look very pleased at
this acknowledgement from his opponent, instead motioning for Jeff to come at
him once more. Jeff puts up his index finger to tell Billy to wait a
second. Jeff takes off his du-rag and
throws it at Billy.
Charles: Come on! Jeff is just stalling in there! The
fans didn't come here to watch a man run around trying to avoid a fight!
Arnold: No way, he’s just stretching!
Billy
lunges at Jones, but the former SLWA champion makes sure to stay out of his
grasp. Another attempt by Billy to get to Jeff yields the same results. By now
the rookie referee is beginning to look as irritated as Billy as he keeps
circling to try to keep an eye on both men.
He is in the midst of ordering him to show some offense when Jeff
decides to strike. Quickly sidestepping around the ref, Jeff delivers a
dropkick to Billy’s knee before he can react to this unexpected display of
offense. Billy falls to the mat, holding his leg, while Jones drops a lightning
quick legdrop across the back of his head.
Arnold: See, now Jeff is all limber, he's ready for
action.
Shannon: I don't care how limber he is. I'm not a fan
of these cheap tactics he's employing here.
Billy
tries to get back to his feet, but Jeff grabs him by the hair before he has a
chance to and slams his face back down into the canvas. After dropping a series
of elbows down on the back of Billy’s neck, Jeff returns to his feet and takes
a moment to showboat to the crowd, leaning over the top rope to make sure all
the fans in the front row know how good he actually is.
Shannon: Doesn't Jeff Jones know that showboating is
never good for the bad guy? It just gives the good guy a chance to regain
control.
Arnold: Hey now! Who says that Jeff is a bad guy,
anyway?
Shannon:
Me and about twenty thousand angry Maine fans here tonight.
Charles: He might pay for his taunting in a second.
Jeff
turns around casually and walks back over to Billy, only to have his feet swept
out from underneath him by Billy, who quickly rolls over the top of him with a
bridging cradle. Reece hits the mat for the pin.
Shannon: This could take Jeff by surprise!
One…
No!
Charles: Or not.
Jeff
kicks out easily, with a surprised look on his face. As both men get to their
feet, Jones takes out Billy's knee again with a quick chopblock that catches
him in the side of the leg.
Shannon: He is keeping Billy down by attacking the
leg.
Arnold: Of course, that’s why Jeff is a former SLWA
champion.
Grabbing
Billy by the foot, Jeff proceeds to lift his leg high in the air, and then
slams it back to the mat, knee first. Picking his leg up again, Jeff repeats
the move, causing Billy to grit his teeth in pain. Lifting Billy's leg for a
third time, this time Jeff holds it suspended in the air, and Billy turns
around to face him. Jeff points at him and laughs as Billy hops up and down on
one foot… But the smile fades as Billy
launches an enziguri at the side of his head, which he ducks, kicking out
Billy’s leg when it lands back on the mat to send him sprawling down on his
face. Still holding his opponent's foot, Jeff delivers another legdrop, this
time to the back of the knee.
Charles: Jeff Jones is really going to work on
Billy's leg unless it cracks!
Shannon: That wouldn’t fit too well with Billy in his
first match here.
Arnold: It would make wonders for Jeff though by
putting that idiot on the shelf.
Intertwining
Billy's legs with his, Jeff draws boos from the crowd as he pumps a fist in the
air, before falling back to apply pressure to an Indian Deathlock. Billy
screams out in pain, pounding his fists on the mat as he tries to crawl his way
over to the ropes, but he gets nowhere. Jeff stands up with the deathlock still
hooked in, only to fall back to the mat again, wrenching away on the leg.
Shannon: Will you just look at the agony on Billy's
face. It makes me all tingly inside
just watching it!
Arnold: I get a tingly feeling in my throat just
looking at his face period.
Breaking
the hold, Jeff gets to his feet and looks down at Billy with disdain. Kicking
Billy in the ribs, Jeff lifts him to his feet, then places him in powerbomb
position. Flipping him up, he drives him down into the mat, but doesn't release
the hold. With a grunt, Jeff lifts Billy off the mat up into powerbomb position
again, but in midair Billy shifts his weight and disrupts Jones's balance,
causing him to stumble forward. Reaching the ropes, Billy uses the momentum to
execute a modified huricanranna; making both men tumble to the outside floor.
Charles: Billy using a lightweight move to take a
little advantage.
Shannon: He even put himself on the line with that
move.
Jeff’s
back hits the edge of the ring apron as he falls to the outside, but he manages
to stay on his feet, although with a pained expression on his face. Billy falls
on his knees near the ring steps. A few seconds pass as both men take a small
breather, and then Jeff charges at Billy...only to be backdropped over his
shoulders onto the steel steps. The crowd goes wild at this reversal as Jeff
rolls around on the concrete in pain.
Charles: And Billy is still in this one, and what a
way to stay in it! A backdrop on the steel steps!
Inside
the ring, Reese Florey is administering the count on both of these men. As he
gets to five, Billy pulls Jeff to his feet and walks him down the side of the
ring to drive his head into the ringpost. By time he reaches eight, Billy has
rolled Jones in the ring and by nine “The Brilliant” is in the ring as well.
Shannon: Both men are in the ring now, but now Billy
has taken control of this match.
Billy
stays in control, lifting Jeff up and delivering a snap suplex in the center of
the ring. Jeff bounces off the canvas and tries to crawl away, but Billy will
have none of it. Jeff backs up into the corner, trying to escape through the
ropes, but Billy catches him with a spinning heel kick before he has a chance.
Pulling him out of the corner, he executes another snap suplex to send Jones
back to the middle. As Jeff sits back up from the hold, favoring his back,
Billy surprisingly somersaults forward over the top of him, snapping Jeff's
head forward as he does so.
Arnold: You see, Jeff is just letting Billy get a
few moves in before he obliterates him later!
Charles: Right, you might want to shake that Magic 8
Ball again.
Grabbing
Jeff in a front chancery, Billy ascends the ropes, making the motion with his
free hand for a tornado DDT. Leaping off, he spins around to drive Jeff's face
into the mat, but he holds on to prevent the impact. Billy ends up landing on
his feet, with the chancery still hooked in, but the impact with which he landed
on the canvas makes his knee give out. Taking advantage of the situation, Jeff
lifts him up and back with a Northern Lights suplex, bridging for the pin.
Shannon: That leg Jeff was working on earlier has
paid off for his sake.
Arnold: Of course! He knew in advanced what to do.
One…
Two…
Charles: No way! There's still plenty of fight in!
Billy
kicks out, but Jeff stays on the attack, immediately going after the right leg
he was working on earlier. Sliding to the outside, he pulls Billy crotch first
into the ring post. Florey warns him that one more move like that and he'll
disqualify him, but Jeff blows him off, pulling Billy's right leg back and
wrapping it around the ring post hard. He repeats this maneuver twice, the
third time holding onto Billy’s leg and crossing it across his left knee.
Draping his right leg over where Billy's legs intertwine, Jeff falls backward
with a figure four leglock administered around the ring post.
Shannon: Jeff is showing a vicious streak out here
tonight, and that does not bode well for Billy.
Arnold: Thank you captain obvious!
Billy
flails his arms, screaming out in pain from the brutal maneuver currently
punishing his legs. Jones wrenches away on the legs, a vicious grin on his face
as he pulls down on the figure four. Reese Florey begins counting for Jeff to
break the illegal hold.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
At
the last second Jeff releases his grip on Billy, looking at his opponent
triumphantly as Billy crawls his way back to the middle of the ring. Sliding
under the bottom rope, Jeff grabs both of his legs, spreading them apart. Reese
warns Jeff not to administer a low blow, but he points, telling the ref to look
at what's happening at ringside. Of course nothing's going on and it's just an
excuse to distract the rookie referee long enough for Jeff to stomp hard on
Billy’s groin. When the ref turns his attention back to the action Jeff has
already moved on to dropping a series of elbow drops across his opponent's
knee.
Arnold:
*Snicker* Florey fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a maroon!
Shannon: Awe, give him a break; he’s only a rookie.
Arnold: Oh, sorry. He must have been up late last
night watching the Bugs Bunny marathon on the Cartoon Network and his hard
refereeing skills are not coming to him.
Jeff
picks Billy up from the mat and hooks him for a brainbuster. He lifts Billy
into the air, but can't get him all the way up, dropping him back down to the
set up position. He tries lifting him again, but this time the move is blocked
by Billy linking his leg with Jones's. Shoving his opponent away, Jeff launches
a clothesline at Billy, which is ducked. Pushing Jeff into the ropes, Billy
delivers an uppercut clothesline that catches Jeff up under the chin.
Charles: Hard shot to the chin.
Arnold: Too bad it didn’t do much.
Jeff
is up though, and doesn't allow Billy to gain control of the match. He hooks
him for the brainbuster once more and this time successfully executes it. Back
in the driver's seat, the cocky look returns to Jeff's face as he runs the
ropes. Once up he taunts the crowd then flips off with the East Coast Drop (Moonsault)!
Charles: Jeff just hit the East Coast Drop! Billy is
in trouble.
Arnold: He was in trouble the moment he stepped into
that ring.
One…
Two…
Thre…
NO!
Shannon: Billy kicked out! But if Jeff keeps the pressure on him like he's doing right now,
then I fear Billy cannot last much longer in this one.
Charles: I don’t think this one is even close to
over.
Arnold: Shows what you know… Nothing.
Lifting
Billy up, a quick boot from Jeff keels Billy over again, allowing Jeff to spin
him around and secure a double underhook from behind. Rotating his body one
eighty degree, Jeff holds on the Billy's arms, going for a Tiger Suplex. Before
he has the opportunity to perform it, Billy shoves him off face first into the
turnbuckle. Jeff has the presence of mind to leap up before impact, stopping
himself by jumping to the second rope. He isn't able to stop Billy coming up
from behind, grabbing him around the back of the head, and pulling him off with
a hangman's neckbreaker! The Maine crowd leaps to their feet as Billy makes the
pin.
Charles: This is just what Billy needed!
One…
Two…
Threeeee…
No!!! Jeff kicks out at the last second, but Billy
is not frightened in the least. Pulling Jeff up from the canvas, he immediately
launches into his next maneuver, picking Jeff up with a gutwrench from which he
switches him to a powerbomb position. Billy's leg nearly gives out from the
weight being placed on it, but he manages to counteract it by shifting the
majority of the weight onto his uninjured leg. Once steadied, Billy drives Jeff
into the mat with a HARD powerbomb, lying on top for the pin again.
Shannon: THE
BRILLIANT BOMB!
Arnold: WAIT!
That wasn’t in the script! He’s
cheating!
One…
Two…
Charles: THREE!!!
Arnold: NO, HE KICKED OUT!
Jeff
kicks out again, drawing an "Aw!" from the fans. Billy doesn't blink
an eye in response to the kick out, instead just rolling Jeff over and locking
in his Scorpio Boston Crab
submission hold! With Jeff’s body trapped under the pressure of Billy’s body,
Jeff seems to be stuck.
Charles: Jumping Jupiter! The Scorpio is locked
in and Jeff is stranded in the middle of the ring.
Arnold: What is Reese Florey doing?! He should have claimed Jeff the winner a
long time ago!
Suddenly,
seen running down the ramp, Cornell Davis jumps up on the apron, distracting
the ref. Reese immediately bans Cornell from the ring, knowing his alliance
with Jeff Jones. Behind the ref’s back, Davis tosses Jeff an iron pipe. Jeff reaches for it and picks it up. He then hits Billy’s tender leg. Billy yells and drops down. The fans burst into cheers as Blake “Turbo”
Dyhart runs down to the ring and pulls Cornell from the apron.
Charles: Cornell has cheated, but is about to pay for
it!
Arnold: Who cares?
As long as Jeff gets the win!
Turbo
and Cornell fight it out but it is broken up when Earl Davison charges down the
ramp and tackles the former WWA Cruiserweight Champion. The two SLWA stablemates lay in a few closed
fists to Turbo’s body. Referees run
down, separating the double team.
Shannon: Thank God.
They just saved our Cruiserweight Championship match for tonight!
Arnold: Referees always ruin the fun!
The
refs finally clear ringside. Inside the ring, Jeff tosses out the iron pipe and
taps his leg, waiting for Billy to get up.
Charles: He’s calling for the Ruff Side (Superkick)!
Arnold: NAIL HIM HARD!
Billy
gets up and turns around. Jeff moves him and thrusts his leg but Billy ducks.
Jeff turns around and Billy hits a DDT
out of nowhere! “The Brilliant” holds his leg and rolls around a bit before
taking the pin.
One…
Two…
Thre… KICKOUT!
Billy looks around and grabs Jeff by the head, forcing him back to his
feet. Suddenly, Jeff rolls Billy up and puts his feat on the ropes for a better
pin.
Shannon: What a cheater!
One…
Two…
THREE!!?
NO! Reese Florey catches him, gets to his feet
and kicks Jeff’s legs off the ropes. From there Billy rolls Jeff up and holds
his tights without the ref seeing it!
Arnold: HEY!
Now who’s cheating?!
ONE!!!
Charles: What goes around comes around!
TWO!!!
Shannon: THREE!!!
Billy wins the match!
Arnold: WHAT?!
By cheating! He should be fined
and suspended without pay for that stunt!
Charles: The fans don’t seem to care because Billy
just got the win!
Jeff
looks around, confused as to what happened. Reese raises Billy’s arm into the
air. Outside of the ring, Jeff grabs the iron pipe and slides back in. He then
dives at Billy and takes out his injured leg!
Charles: Give me a break!
Arnold: Break me off a piece of that KIT-KAT BAR!
Shannon: Jeff is totally out of line!
Jeff
then locks in True Pain (Sunrise
Submission Five), pulling Billy’s leg. Referees once again flood the ring to
force another SLWA member from causing further damage. Jeff finally releases
the hold and gets to his feet with a load of boo’s from the crowd. Billy squirms around the ring, cradling his
leg.
Arnold: Jeff gets the last laugh! HAHA!!
Shannon: So disrespectful!
Charles: Well, we still have a night full of action
ahead of us! Stay tuned!
---Backstage---
(Alex
DeMonye is shown watching the last match in his private box office high above
the UWA Coliseum ring. DeMonye claps as Billy “The Brilliant” comes out
victorious and gives a slight nod.)
DeMonye:
“Well
done, BTB. You’ve definately earned your spot here in the Universal Wrestling
Alliance! But the road for you ahead is not so black and white, I forsee some
hurdles for the spokesman for Mooie Milk!”
“As
for the rest of the show, it was nice to see how our three commentators have
started off. All of you are filling your roles perfectly! Well done! And to see
Nathaniel Davis FINALLY make his way
to UWA is a bright spot on this companies future! I’m sure you’ll find your
stay here...... interestin’ to say the least.”
(DeMonye
is about to continue when Paul Phoenix barges into the Co-President’s office
with a vague look on his face. He walks up to DeMonye and leans in closely
whispering something in the Co-Presidents ear. DeMonye looks shocked and looks
at Phoenix with a “are you sure?” look. Paul nods and DeMonye gives a nod as
well as Paul rushes from the room leaving the Co-President alone once again.)
DeMonye:
“Somethings
have come up.... I hope you all enjoy the show!”
(DeMonye
gets up and leaves as the scene fades out.)
Charles:
Perhaps this has to do with the rumoured attacks on Co-President Tanner?!
Arnold:
I wish someone would attack that young punk!
Shannon:
I find he’s quite the hotty myself!
Charles:
Once again Shannon... Engaged!
Shannon:
Oh, well then!
---Further
Backstage---
(Billy
“The Brilliant” is walking backstage towards his dressing room. He enters and
closes the door behind him as a loud smash can be heard. A few loud thuds and
then a another loud crash. Finally emerging from the room in none other then
Jeff Jones with a bent steel chair in hand. He turns and smirks as the camera
catches BTB’s body laid out on the floor. Jeff drops the chair and leaves the
scene as EMT’s rush to check on BTB.)
---Announcers
Table---
Charles:
Billy may be seriously injured after that blindside attack from Jeff Jones!
Shannon:
What kind of man hides out in someone elses dressing room just to cheap shot
him?!
Arnold:
A SMART ONE!!! Hehehe...
Charles:
Well we’re getting news that we’re ready for our next match as Magnum Steele
will ‘challenge’ Zander Frost...
Shannon:
This shouldn’t take long...
---Commercial---
October
25: UWA Coliseum
November
1: UWA Coliseum
November
8: UWA Coliseum
November
15: UWA Coliseum
November
22: UWA Coliseum
November
29: Molson Centre,
Quebec, Canada
December
6: GM Place,
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
December
11: Air Canada Center,
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
December
15: PERFECT DARK: Toronto
Skydome, Canada
---Backstage---
Sitting in a dark corner of the UWA Coliseum is a tall shadow. From the way the camera is positioned the figures face cannot be seen. The camera turns on the light to shine more on the person to reveal the person to be none other than the massive monster Magnum Steele. He looks at the camera with a cocky smirk on his face. He stands up straight and spits on the ground. He wipes the excess from his lips before addressing the camera.
The time has come for Zander to be welcomed into the UWA the
right way. The self proclaimed super
hero of UWA has no idea what he is getting himself into tonight. No amount of flying or whatever super hero
powers he has will get him out of this match alive. His life is slowly coming to an end and the poor boy doesn’t even
see it coming. However once the bell
rings to start the match we will see his life shorting but there will be no way
to stop it.
Magnum cracks his neck from side to side before looking back at the camera with an almost humorous look to his face.
Zander I pity the fact that you must be the first to
suffer. However there is nothing you
can do about it. All you can do is sit
back and try to relax because you have just entered…
He pauses momentarily and the silence left is very eerie. The camera begins to shake from fear as Magnum opens him mouth one last time.
Zone 213.
He walks off down the hallway and away from the camera bringing the scene to a close.
---Magnum
Steele versus Zander Frost---
*~*
Commercials return to show the sold out UWA Arena, as the fans all around are
pumped fhe sold out UWA Arena, as the fans all around are pumped for an exiting
show from the new group. Once the
camera pans around the thriving arena, it zooms into one specific point, a box
office just above the entrance area, where Fredrick Malstrom, Chief Executive
Officer of UWA Inc. sits peacefully
watching the show with a look of content on his face. *~*
Shannon: “We’re back from commercials, and we are now
looking upon the CEO of this company… Fredrick Malstrom!”
Charlie: “Pfft… why give that low-life any props?”
Arnold: “…because he is the man that determines
wether you plan for the next show, or plan for your next job…”
Charlie: “Uh… Well, there he is folks… the man of
UWA!”
Shannon: “Thought so… on to our next match of this action-packed night of UWA Action…
We have the cousin of UWA President, Alex DeMonye, Zander Frost going toe to
toe with the biggest man in the UWA, Magnum Steele.”
Charlie: “With all due respect to the president, he
either had a rat named Zander up his ass that day, or he’s trying to push him
to the moon…”
Arnold: “I’m banking on the second one myself…”
Shannon: “Well, off to the ring, where the announcer
is standing by to introduce the next match.”
*~*
The camera zooms in on the middle of the ring, where the announcer is standing
as “Regulators” By Warren G and Nate Dogg starts off over the PA system. As Magnum comes out from the back, the
crowds stare in awe at the huge man. *~*
Announcer: “The following match is schedualed for one
fall. Coming to the ring first…
standing at seven feet six inches, and weighing in at four hundred and
eighty-nine pounds… from Long Beach, California, Magnum STEELE!”
*~*
Magnum climbs up into the ring and looks out at the crowd, as his music cuts
off into “Boom” by POD as from the back, Zander Frost comes out with a wide
smile on his face. Zander high fives
several people lining the ramp as the announcer calls him out. *~*
Announcer: “Now coming to the ring… standing at six
feet six inches, and weighing in at two hundred and sixty pounds… from Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada
Zander FROST!”
*~*
Looking into the ring, Frost sees that the big man has his back turned to his
opponent. Quickly, Zander slides into
the ring and begins to attack the back of the big man. Zander forcefully lays in huge blows to the
big man’s back, momentarily phasing him.
Suddenly, Zander turns him around, kicks him in the gut, and hits an X
Factor, stunning both the referee and the announcers at ringside. *~*
Shannon: “Wow… that’s his finishing move!”
Arnold: “Could it be over this quickly?!”
Charlie: “…Nope.”
*~*
As Zander celebrates his supposed victory with his back turned to the big man,
Magnum rises up to his feet quickly and faces Zander, staring a hole into the
much smaller man, with a face full of anger. *~*
Arnold: “Uh… Zander? Nice knowing you.”
Charlie: “Yeah… be sure to write us and day how the
devil is doing down there…”
*~*
Zander turns around, thinking that his opponent is still on the floor, but much
to his dismay, Magnum lifts him up into a fireman’s carry, holds him there for
several seconds, and in one swift motion, swings him around his head and plants
him into the mat with an inverted DDT (Signature Move: Steele Shot) *~*
Shannon: “Holy snoogins… that one’s gonna leave a
welt.”
Arnold: “You said it girl…”
*~*
Not finished with his attack, Magnum lifts Zander back up to his feet, kicks
him in the midsection, and hits a massive spinning powerbomb on the much
smaller and weaker man, finally knocking Zander out cold (Finishing Move: 213)
*~*
Charlie: “Well.. call the coroner… looks like they’ve
got an addition to the morgue…”
*~*
Instead of dropping down to pin the man, Magnum kneels at the head of Zander,
lifts his head up, and locks in a Dragon sleeper on Zander. The referee drops down on them, checks on
Zander, and calls for the bell, as the smaller man is totally limp, and obviously
knocked out cold. *~*
Announcer: “Your winner by Knock Out… Magnum Steele!”
Charlie: “As I said before… Mr. DeMonye must have had
a rat by the name of Zander up his ass the day he was making the card.”
Shannon: “Well, as hard as it is to conceive… I
actually agree with you on that one Charlie…”
Arnold: “Yeah… I kinda do as well.”
Charlie: “Well thank you… finally I’m getting some
respect around here…”
Shannon: “At any rate… we’ll be back for more intense
UWA Action, right here on Vortex!”
*~*
The camera fades out, as “Regulators” by Warren G and Nate Dogg sounds out in
the arena, and several Paramedics climb into the ring to check on the totally
limp Zander Frost. *~*
---Backstage---
(EMT’s are shown rushing Zander backstage and out to an ambulance when Jeff Jones comes running out of no where and topples the medical gurny, knocking Zander to the ground. Jones kicks at the still injured Frost as the EMT’s and security try to pry him off! They manage to pull Jones away but then all the camera picks up is EMT’s flying as “The Monster” Magnum Steele comes to the scene and disperces of the medical crew!)
Charles: SLWA are bent on destruction! Magnum has won the match.. Why is he doing this?!
(Magnum throws the EMT’s out of the way as he stares down the still groggy Zander Frost, Magnum grabs the young rookie by the throat and looks to cause more pain but a chiar shot swing out of no where and connects with “The Monster’s” head!!!! The camera swings around to show Billy “The Brilliant” standing with steel chair in hand!!!)
Arnold: Whats that Brilliant punk doing?! He has no need to be here!
Shannon: Billy is saving Zander from more pain from these SLWA bullies!
Arnold: What....a.... pussy!
(Magnum goes to move on BTB, but Jeff gets in front of him and pushes him back.)
Jeff: He’ll get his time Magnum... Let’s split!
(Jeff leaves as Magnum stares down at Zander with great distaste in his eyes before leaving the scene as EMT’s rush to help Zander along with Billy “The Brilliant”.)
---Announcers Table---
Charles: Alliances being drawn here tonight... Blake Dyhart, Billy “The Brilliant” and Zander Frost seem to have had enough of SLWA’s bullying, putting a stop to it before it grows!
Arnold: How can you call SLWA bullies, Charlie Brown?!
Shannon: Did you have your eyes closed that whole segment?
Arnold: All I saw was Billy “The Brilliant” attack Magnum Steele with a steel chair!
Shannon: Your unbelievable!
Charles: I hate to break up your arguing but we’re ready for our next match... Fatal First Blood Fourway! Coming up next!
---Fatal First
Blood Fourway---
---Inphino Vs.
Trash Taylor Vs. ArkAngel Vs. X-Caliber---
Charles: Up next we bear witness to a first in UWA history. A Fatal First Blood Fourway!
Arnold:
Translation to english from ‘dorkish’.. A beatdown on the resident murderer
here in UWA!
Shannon:
I for once hope Inphino IS brutalized!
Charles:
We’ll see if the three men Alex DeMonye contacted are going to go through with
thier contract beating or not...
(“X”
By Xzibit hits as the crowd rises to its feet to greet the outcoming superstar.
It is indeed X-Caliber who walks out recieving some rather loud boos and “Who
In The Blue Hell Are You?!” comments from the UWA crowd for not showing up on
UWA TV lately. X-Caliber pays them no attention and rolls into the ring to
await his opponents.)
Arnold:
What kind of name is X-Caliber?! You sure this guy isn’t X-Plicit from WWA?! He
sucks just as bad....
Charles:
Give the young kid a chance to prove himself Arnold!
Shannon:
As some of you may know, X-Caliber has not been seen on UWA TV as of yet.
(“Logic”
By Bella Morte hits as the crowd rises to it’s feet with the same reaction they
gave to X-Caliber as ArkAngel walks out onto the ramp. The fans boo him and
basically just sit down showing no respect to the young rookie at all!)
Charles:
Boy these fans are really not digging X-Caliber or ArkAngel?
Arnold:
If you don’t show up on UWA TV, dont expect much from ANYONE here!!!
(ArkAngel
rolls into the ring and stands alongside X-Caliber talking back and forth as
“City Slicker” By CirKuz hits and the fans finally give a loud cheer up for
Trash Taylor! Taylor walks out onto the ramp carrying a steel chair with the
word “Inphino” sprwaled over it’s surface. Trash rolls into the ring and stands
with two of his three opponents talking amongst eachother.)
Arnold:
As much as I hate to say it... Compared to these three... Inphino is looking
pretty good!
Charles:
It seems the three are gonna go along with Mr. DeMonye’s plan as well.
(“Jesus
Christ Pose” By Soundgarden hits as all three men stop talking and turn to the
ramp as UWA’s resident murderer, Inphino walks out onto the ramp. The fans to
stunned to cheer or boo Inphino just look at him as walks slowly down the ramp
stopping halfway. A lady in the front row holds up her, “Oh My God, You Killed
Bob!!!” sign and then the man next to her stands up with his, “YOU BASTARD!!!”
sign as some fans get a laugh out of that.)
Arnold:
Hehehe... Oooh that was good!
Charles:
The fans seem as awe struck as I about this masked man we know so little about.
Shannon:
I’m not awe struck I see a cold blooded nut job!
(Inphino
poses halfway down the ramp as huge white pyro shoots up into the sky getting a
pop from the crowd for seeing all the pretty colors. In the ring Trash points
to X and ArkAngel as all three flood from the ring as the bell goes.)
Charles:
Here we go with this 3 on 1 situation....
(Trash
charges at Inphino but right off the bat Inphino launches into his defense and
connects with a HUGE spinning heel kick
right to the temple of ArkAngel!! ArkAngel drops immidiately as X-Caliber
rushes Inphino and trie for a spear, only to have Inphino leapfrog over the
charging X-Caliber and catch him with a neckbreaker onto the steel rampway
afterwards!!!)
Charles:
Inphino is destroying the competition!!!
Arnold:
This is rather impressive....
(Trash
is the last to attack Inphino as he plays it smart and rolls back into the ring
and bangs the chair on the ground and tells Inphino to ‘come get some’. Inphino
slides into the ring as Trash takes to the offensive and drops the chair to
stomp away on Inphino’s exposed back. Trash continues the assault before he
picks Inphino up and launches him to the other side of the ring, (think Rock)
Inphino bounces off the ropes and Trash executes a perfect high knee to the
face (ala HHH) dropping Inphino down finally.)
Shannon:
Come on Trash...
Arnold:
That Disco Dancing dork couldn’t wrestle his way out of a Mascot convention!
Carles:
Huh?
(Trash
stalks around Inphino as he slowly crawls to one knee. Taylor charges at the
unseeing Inphino and clips his left leg with his shoulder! Inphino buckles but
continues to stand and catch Trash from behind and lifts him up and drops him
hard with a modified acid drop
(think spike dudley). Inphino crawls to his feet as the crowd cheers for the
action. On the outside ArkAngel has finally gotten up and crawls back into the
ring and tackles Inphino down from behind! ArkAngel stomps away on Inphino’s
left leg but the accused murderer sweeps the legs right out from under ArkAngel
with a break dancing like spin! Inphino snaps back up to standing position as
the crowd cheers loudly.)
Charles:
These fans are getting behind Inphino!?!?!
(Inphino
runs and climbs the ropes in the very center with only his legs and pins off
them hitting an AMAZING leg drop off the top rope onto ArkAngel!!!!!)
Charles:
Jumping Jupiter!!!!
Arnold:
HOLY GIRLS GONE WILD!!!!
Shannon:
Unlike the both of you, I’m not so amazed at what this KILLER can do!!!
(The
crowd chants “Holy Shit!” as Inphino gets up quickly once again but this time
is taken down by a hard clothesline from X-Caliber who’s gotten back up.)
Charles:
I’m surprised X-Caliber can walk after that spinning heel kick at the start of
this match....
(X-Caliber
gets up and peels Inphino off the mat, X-Caliber whips Inphino into the ropes
just as Trash is getting up on the outside. X lits Inphino up into a flapjack
position but Inphino catches X’s head with his legs and nails a PERFECT Hurracarana!!! Sparing no time, Trash
attaks Inphino himself with a lowlevel, snapmare. Trash picks up the steel
chair he brought to the ring and raises it to strike Inphino.)
Charles:
It may be over now....
(Trash
swings the chair but gets nothing but Inphino’s feet straight up into the
chair! STRAIGHT UP INTO TRASH’S FACE!!!! The fans cheer and Referee Flash
Jeffery checks for blood but find none and the match continues on as Inphino
gets back up to his feet.)
Charles:
Inphino just keeps coming!
(ArkAngel
gets back up to his feet and locks up with Inphino trying to get the accused
murderer into an armbar. He finally locks it on but Inphino flips right over
ArkAngel and the armbar is reversed!!!! Inphino pulls ArkAngel’s arm and pulls
the rookie right up off the mat and down on the otherside of him, creating a
loud POP!!!!)
Arnold:
Okay... Your done.
Charles:
Done is right! ArkAngel just popped his shoulder out of place!
Arnold:
You mean Inphino just popped ArkAngel’s shoulder out fo place!
(Inphino
releases ArkAngel’s arm and turns to face X-Caliber who has just now gotten up,
X charges Inphino but stops just in front of him this time and tries to go for
the low blow but Inphino blocks
using his hand and gives a quick buzzsaw kick right to X-Caliber’s head!!! X-Caliber
is dazed and Inphino quickly pulls him up and whips him into the ropes.
X-Caliber bounces back and Inphino wraps himself right around the rookie and
locks on....)
Charles:
Lullaby Spike!!!! (Sleeper Hold With
Thumb Jabbed Into Windpipe)
Shannon:
Now he’s going to kill another man!!!
Arnold:
Yay!
(Inphino
has the hold locked on tight as X-Caliber gasps for air and wave shis hands in
the air showing the pain and discomfort of the move! Inphino doesn’t let go
though as X drops to one knee and holds his throat trying to break free of the
hold. The fans seem awe struck at the pure rage filled in the amazing young
superstar accused of murder as they witness the cruelty he can show.)
Charles:
Unless Inphino slits X-Calibers throat he won’t get any blood out of him this
way.....
Arnold:
Not true... Hold on long enough and blood will come out of X-Caliber’s nose I
promise you!
(Inphino
keeps holding on tightly but doesn’t see Trash Taylor up behind him and with
the steel chair in hand!!! Trash swings and connects with the steel chair right
over Inphino’s back!! Inphino still doesn’t release the hold though so Trash
swings again and this time right to the back of Inphino’s head!!!! X-Caliber
drops to the mat as does his attacker and yes blood can be seen coming from the
back of Inphino’s head as Referee Flash Jefferey calls for the bell!!!)
Charles:
It’s over.... Trash Taylor wins... But...
Arnold:
Inphino was the star!!!!
Shannon:
That killer got just what he deserved!
(Trash
holds up the steel chair but this time no chears come from the crowd, this time
they boo Trash and loudly!!! Trash looks stunned as he looks around and drops
the steel chair to mouth at the fans who have turned on him to cheer for a
killer! Trash doesn’t see Inphino get up though.... And when the tap comes on
Trash’s shoulder he spins around only to recieve a kick to the gut and
then....)
Charles:
Rigor Mortis!!!! (Rotating Single
Arm Underhook Into Reverse Mat Slam)
Arnold:
HOLY GIRLS GONE WILD!!! This Inphino in amazing! You can’t argue that Barbie...
Shannon:
I dont care how good a wrestler he is... Killers don’t belong in UWA.
(Inphino
climbs to the top turnbuckle and looks out into the sea of fans cheering for
him. He does a Crucifix like pose with his arms as pyros shoot off and “Jesus
Christ Pose” By Soundgarden hits as the show goes to a Commercial.)
---Commercial---
Who's Hot? Who's
Not?
Check out who we
think is the top dawg in the Universal Wrestling Alliance and who just plain
sucks! Agree with us or not, this is a must see!
First Issue:
Immidiately After UWA's First PPV
Rumour Shack
We do some
digging and nosing around and who knows what we will dig up in the offices of
the Universal Wrestling Alliance? New arrivals? Evil plots? Match spoilers?
Could it be? Can it Be? Find out soon!
First Issue:
Immidiately Following UWA's First Vortex
The always
controversial Jason Olsen is back. Is this the Jason of old or the disturbed
Sickness manager? Only time will tell what mood this columnist will take when
he hits the Voltage Writing team! But one thing is for sure, expect the
controversial!
First Issue:
Prior To UWA's First PPV
Want the inside scoop on the goings on in UWA? Wanna hear what a certain superstar has on his mind open and uncut one on one with veteran interviewer, Alicia Jones. What does the sexy vixen have in store? Find out soon!
---Back in
Black---
With a loud
crack of thunder and a flash of white streaked lightning the arena is descended
into darkness. The crowd; silent. The arena is in an errie dark silence for
many seconds, shrouded in mystery. But finally that silence is broken.
"Bottled
Up Inside" by KoRn blasts out of the PA system and the fans get to thier
feet in anticipation? Who will it be? The crowds excitement is soon doused
though as the all too farmilar words "God of Pain" flash up on the
titantron. The crowd boo wildly as Bane makes his way out onto the main stage,
drenched in blackness, his long black hair hanging loosley over his pale white
face. He walks slowly down to the ring, the spotlight mirroring his slow, even
pace. Finally he reaches the ringside area, he climbs up the steps and into the
ring. The proper arena lighting is restored and the fans once again get to look
at Bane in all his glory. He signals for the mic and it is tossed to him. The
crowd stop jeering. They are curious about this man, they want to hear what he
has to say. With a pyshcotic grin, he begins to speak...
BANE-I'm
baaaaack!!!! Hehehehahah!
Silence. The
mad man is met with curious silence from the crowd.
BANE-I'm back
bitches, I'm back where I belong! I'm back where everything is as I know it
should be. I'm back in the place I was always supposed to be in! I'm back
inside the hollow, hollow ring. The place where other peoples biggest
nightmares become my purest, happiest dreams. The place where I can torture
souls to my black hearts content. I'm back bitches and guess what? I'm all
alone this time. I'm no longer just a puppet in the grander scheme of things.
Everything I do from now on I do for ME! Not for Cracker Jack! And certainly
not for you pathetic wrestling fans.
The crowd
suddenly breaks out into a frenzy of jeers. Bane smiles, satisfied with the
cheap heat he has given himself.
BANE-I
remember it all like it were yesterday, the last time I stepped into a ring. I
had the same feeling that I did everytime I stepped into the ring and the same
feeling I do today as I stand in the ring. I dont perform for you fans, I dont
do tricks. When I step into the ring the last thing I'm thinking about is
putting on a good show for you idiotic fans. The only thing I think about when
I'm inside a wrestling ring is putting somebody through serious pain and
inflicting as much torture as possible. So incase you people have forgotten how
I go about doing things, which you all probably have, let me remind you that I
will not do any fancy wrestling holds. I will not fly through the air in
spectacular fashion and I will not pose for you fans. All I do is torture
people. I torture people and I do it very well. Where will I strike? Who will I
claim as my first tortured soul here in the Universal Wrestling Alliance?
You'll all see...soon enough.
The lights dim
down for a few seconds. When they return to normal all that is left in the ring
is a baseball bat with a red ribbon attached to it.
---Seven
Promo---
The scene fades in to the soon to be first intercontinental champion Seven in his locker room, he is preparing for his match when there is a knock at the door, Seven does not get up to answer it because he is not concentrating on the knock but preparing for his match. Seven is putting on his gloves while thinking out loud.
Seven: The day of reckoning is upon
us, the day for Damien to finally meet his maker is here. Damien since the
beginning days of the WWA, you and I have been going back and forth, you and
Demonye both hated everything that I stood for, you attacked me from behind
every single day, you hit me with metal chairs, you attacked me when I had
matches, and when it was time for me and you to step into the ring, what
happened that damned Demonye closed the damn fed down, and for what, to start
over here in the Uwa.
Damien you know that your stay here
will be a short one, very short one. Maybe you have learned from your mistakes,
you have yet to even show your damn face on the tv here in a long time, are you
just that scared of me Damien. You know I sit here and I watch tv and all I see
is people cutting promo’s people who don’t even have half the talent as I do,
Nathaniel Davis, some washed up has been who thinks that this is the Gzw,
Magnum Steele, some big bastard with no talent what so ever, Bane, some crazed
freak who is in need of an attitude adjustment. All of those men whom I named
have no use in the Uwa, they are nothing, nobodies, and pretty soon they all
will fall by the hands of Seven.
Seven finishes fixing his gloves
and walks over and stares out the window into the night, the moon is shining
bright and fans are still pouring into the arena.
Damien, look long and hard, these
people that are pouring into the arena, these same people that you worship
every day, the same people that you are here to entertain will be the same
people who will be your downfall, these same people will set you off course,
and these same people will witness you fall to the hands of Seven, and when the
announcer announces me as the very First Intercontinental Champion in the Uwa,
you will know then that I am your maker, you will know then that I am the
chosen one, and you will know just why I am the Dark Angel.
Seven walks over and picks up his
hat and coat, he puts them on and walks back to the window.
Tonight is the night Damien, tonight
you will become the first casualty of the Dark Angel, you will become just
another victim, because the Three R’s will be served, Redemption, Retribution,
and Revenge will be served, and Damien, Revenge is a Bitch.
The scene fades out as Seven
continues to look out the window.
---Announcers
Table---
Charles: This show has been amazing so far people! And we’ve only done THREE matches!
Arnold:
Only three? Wow...
Shannon:
But the third is coming up next, wait... Somethings up backstage!
---Backstage---
(William Grand is shown walking backstage when Cornell Davis is shown jumping out from behind a pile of crates and SMASHES William with a steel chair!!!)
Shannon:
SLWA up to thier old tricks!
(William
falls but reacts quickly and pulls out his cane and presses the top as the cane
becomes a TASER!!! William jabs Cornell hard in the gut as the SLWA member
falls back as William Grand slowly gets to his feet. He pokes the twitching
Cornell with his foot before just hsaking his head with a look of disgust
before continuing on his way!)
Arnold:
Man, as much as I like SLWA... William Grand is one smooth dude!
Charles:
Let’s hope GZW doesn’t get up in a fit over that!
Arnold:
Over what?!
Charles:
Ah... Never mind!
Arnold:
That’s what I though! But hey? No match now or what?!
Shannon:
I geuss not?! EMT’s are saying that Cornell Davis is in no condition to wrestle
and as such... THE WIN IS AUTOMATICALLY GIVEN TO WILLIAM GRAND!!!!
Arnold:
Yay! Next match...
Charles:
First we’re going to Mr. DeMonye’s room where he’s supposed to make some sort
of announcement....
---Murderer---
(The scene fades in to show Alex DeMonye sitting in his
private box high above the UWa ring once again as the show comes back from
commercial. He is talking to someone unseen on the other end of the line.)
DeMonye:
"I want him protected.... Fred must not be allowed
to attack James tonight."
(A knock on the door is heard. President Demonye puts
the phone down for a moment, to answer.)
DeMonye:
"Yes! Come in!"
(The door slowly creaks open as we all see a pair of
black bondage pants walk in, followed by the rest of the body. Black mesh
shirt, blueish black hair, and the rest of Inphino.)
DeMonye:
"Listen Paul... Forget about James, get your as up
HERE now!"
(DeMonye slams the phone down and leans back in his
chair, the nervous look fading to his usual controlled smile.)
DeMonye:
"Well if it isn't UWA's resident pyscho killer....
Come to 'release' me? You touch me you slimy freak and you'll become very well
aquainted with what true pain can bear. I'll make you fucking dust!"
(Inphino cocks a smirk.)
Inphino:
"Is that so, Mr. President? Well, for your
information, I'm not here to hurt you, or even touch you...I'm here to educate
you!"
DeMonye:
"Forgive me if I dont believe a slimy little freak
like YOU could EVER teach ME anything!"
Inphino:
"Slimy freak, eh? Well call me what you like, but
it doesn't make a difference. I'm here to teach you to never underestimate me.
Never count me out. You saw me out there...I dominated, but a chair to the head
sort of slowed me down."
DeMonye:
"Murderer.... I can do whatever I bloody well want.
You think ANYONE is going to have sympathy for a cold blooded killer? These
fans may respect the talent you have, but to them your only fresh meat. And to
me your only a dollar sign. Get that straight right now! Because the moment
they stop liking what you do... thats the moment you stop being a dollar sign
and become just a pest... And thats the moment your career here in the
Universal Wrestling Alliance ends."
Inphino:
"Is that a threat, Mr. President?!"
(Inphino leaps onto Demonye's desk, crouching, and
staring into the President's eyes, with his own cold, gray eyes.)
DeMonye:
"I dont make 'threats' Murderer.... I make smart
business moves."
Inphino:
"So....is that what a chairshot is now? A 'smart
business move'? Well, if I were you, DeMonye...I'd get a LITTLE bit smarter.
Because you know in the pit of your heart, that I can take out anyone I'd like
to, whenever I'd like to."
DeMonye:
"I'm so glad your confidence wasn't hurt from the
loss, Murderer. But YOUR going to find out that in the pit of my heart is only
more 'smart business moves'. I'm your GOD from here on out Murderer! I'm the
man who is standing between you and the authorities who want your arrest! So
perhaps, Murderer, it is time YOU got a little bit smarter!"
Inphino:
"So, you're my thin red line between UWA and steel
bars, is it? Very much true, President....but I have no GODS! I bow before NO
ONE! If at all, I'm the Celestial God of UWA...and believe me, DeMonye...I have
the UWA wrapped around my little finger here."
(Still crouching down, Inphino shows the President his
hand, as he stares into his eyes, hatred in his eyes.)
DeMonye:
"That's good, Murderer. That's very good. You go
out there and work for MY company and eanr ME, MY money. Then perhaps one day
I'll allow you the chance to become a god... But believe you, me, your stay in
my company is going to a walking hell! You want to be the big man in UWA... I'm
going to give you your chance. If you can make it past my obstacles then you
will get your chance.... at the Universal Heavyweight Championship!"
(Inphino smirks.)
Inphino:
"Oh yeah? Well, what's your little obstacles?"
DeMonye:
"A 'god' wouldn't need to be told....
Inphino."
(This time it is DeMonye who smirks.)
Inphino:
"Oooo....nice one, DeMonye....so, is it to destroy
everyone on the roster? Or is it to just take out one of your enemies?"
(This time DeMonye out right laughs in the face of the
accused killer of UWA.)
Inphino:
"What's so funny?"
DeMonye:
"Oh, and here I was actually worried about you for
a few minutes... Your obstacles will present themselves to you, Inphino. Pain
will find you, dont go looking it yourself. Only foolish men look for thier own
ends, because in more cases then not... Those ends find them soon enough!"
(Inphino nods in agreement before jumping back to the
floor.)
Inphino:
"Agreed...I'll pass whatever comes my way...and a
good rule of thumb, DeMonye...when life hands you lemons, throw them at your
neighbour's cat."
(DeMonye nods in agreement with a picture perfect smile
plastered on his face.)
DeMonye:
"Oh, I plan to knock off two 'cats' with one
'lemon'.... Good day, Murderer."
(Inphino nods, and turns around walking back to the
door.)
Inphino:
"You'll see that I'm a true Celestial God...and so
will everyone else who will be at there knees in my mercy."
DeMonye:
"Yes. Yes.... Get out of my office."
(DeMonye goes back to working on papers on his desk.)
---Announcers
Table---
Charles: Well it seems that DeMonye’s announcement will have to wait as Inphino crashed that party?!
Arnold:
Man did you see Inphino and DeMonye go back and forth with eachother?!
Shannon:
Intense...
Charles:
But what did DeMonye mean by, two cats with one lemon?
Arnold:
What the hell kind of saying is that anyways?!
Shannon:
Not sure... But I do know that Alex DeMonye is schedualed to make an appearnace
following our next matchup!
Charles:
Let’s get to it then....
---“The
Berserker” Paul Phoenix versus Duriel---
The lights flicker around the arena as “Fuel” by Metallica begins to rumble throughout the arena. The crowd begins to boo as Paul Phoenix makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. He ignores the screaming fans as he slides into the ring to begin loosening up.
Arnold: All hail “The Berserker” that is Paul Phoenix.
Charles: *cough* suck up *cough*
Suddenly the music cuts and is replaced with “Bad Religion” by Godsmack. The crowd delivers a mixed reaction as Duriel makes his way towards the ring with a determined look on his face. He slides into the ring and goes right for Paul with a massive spear.
Shannon: Now that will wake you up.
Duriel goes for the quick cover as referee Reese Florey goes down to count.
One
Two
Paul kicks out before the ref can hit three to the dismay of the crowd.
Charles: You won’t win a match that easily, especially against that man.
Duriel lifts Paul to his feet and whips him into the corner. He charges in and levels him with a closeline that knocks him down into a seated position in the corner. Duriel steps back a few feet before charging in and ramming his knee into his face knocking him down to the mat. Duriel steps back before leaping into the air and driving both knees into his chest. He makes the cover again and hooks the far leg.
One
Two
Phoenix once again kicks out before the ref can hit three. Duriel lifts Paul to his feet and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a closeline on the return but Paul ducks it and hits the far ropes. Duriel goes for another closeline but Phoenix ducks behind him and grabs him around the waist before throwing him backwards with a belly to back suplex.
Arnold: Oh man that was a move. Did you see that?
Charles: No I didn’t. I’m only sitting right next to you.
Shannon: Good one.
Arnold: Shut up little miss precious.
Shannon: Bite me.
Phoenix is slow to get back to his feet but finally does at the same time as Duriel. The two big men meet in the middle of the ring and begin to exchange rights and lefts. Neither man moves an inch as the blows become harder and harder. Duriel starts to get the upper hand but is quickly stopped by a knee to the gut.
Charles: That’ll stop your flow easily.
Phoenix goes over to the doubled over Duriel and nails him in the back of the head with an elbow that drops him to the ground. Phoenix lifts him to his feet but quickly takes Duriel back down to the mat with a vicious closeline. Phoenix stomps away viciously on the downed Duriel as he tries to get to his feet unsuccessfully. Phoenix lifts Duriel up to his feet and applies a standing headscissor. He lifts him into the air and drives him down to the mat hard with a powerbomb that rocks the ring. He makes the cover and hooks both legs.
One
Two
Before the ref can hit three Duriel rolls the shoulder to the delight of the crowd. Paul pounds on the mat several times before lifting Duriel back to his feet. Phoenix whips Duriel into the corner with force that brings him out of the corner. Paul charges in and turns him inside out with a closeline. Paul makes the cover and hooks the leg.
One
Two
Arnold: Oh come on ref that was three.
Charles: It was only two. Quit being so impatient.
Paul lifts Duriel to his feet and whips him into the corner once again with force that brings him out of the corner. Paul charges in again looking for a closeline but Duriel ducks it and takes Paul down with a standing dropkick. The crowd pops as Paul hits the ground hard and Duriel lands on top of him. The ref slides into position to make the count.
One
Two
Shannon: Oh man that was close.
Charles: I thought he had him there.
The ref starts the mandatory ten count as both men struggle to get to their feet. As the ref hits about 7 Duriel makes it to his feet by pulling on the top rope. Paul pulls himself up in the corner just moments after words. Duriel charges into the corner trying to crush Phoenix but instead catches a boot to the chops. Duriel hits the ground and Paul makes the cover by hooking both legs and placing both his feet on the middle turnbuckle. The ref doesn’t see this and goes to make the count.
One
Shannon: The feet are on the ropes you blind ref.
Two
Arnold: (acting blind) I don’t see anything do you Shannon?
Before the ref hits three he looks up to see the feet on the ropes. He yells at Paul to get his feet off the ropes or be disqualified. Paul pulls his feet off the turnbuckle and lifts Duriel to his feet. He locks in a quick sleeper to try and wear him out.
Arnold: Squeeze the life out of him! End the match.
Charles: That could do it.
Duriel tries to fight off the sleep but as he does this Phoenix locks in the move even more. Duriel tries to reach for the ropes but he is to far away and Paul cinches the hold in even more than before. The ref checks the hold to make sure it’s legal which it is.
Charles: Duriel is fading fast.
Shannon: The longer that hold is locked on the harder it’ll be to get out.
Duriel finally gives in and falls to the mat as Paul holds onto the move. The ref checks on Duriel before raising his arm for the first time and it falls limp.
Arnold: Choke him out!
The ref lifts the arm up and holds it there. He lets it go and once again the arm falls limp to his side.
Charles: Calm down Arnold.
The ref raises the arm one last time and holds it there. He lets it go and starts to call for the bell but Duriel stops his arm from hitting the mat for the third time to the delight of the fans. Duriel slowly gets to his feet as Paul keeps the hold locked in. Duriel throws his elbow back and nails Paul in the gut. He does it again, and again, and again until finally the hold is broken. Duriel hits the ropes and charges in. Paul goes for a knee lift but Duriel slams on the breaks and drives his elbow into his face.
Charles: (grabbing his face) Ouch that hurt.
Arnold: Phoenix could have done it better.
Duriel steps back before stepping in with a vicious closeline. He makes the cover and hooks the leg.
One
Two
Shannon: He kicked out. That closeline almost took his head off.
Duriel stomps on the downed Phoenix trying to take out all his frustration. He lifts Phoenix up and whips him into the ropes. He swings a wild right hand but Phoenix ducks it and pops up behind Duriel. He kicks him in the midsection and hits Duriel with another high impact powerbomb. He hits the ropes and leaps into the air driving both knees into the chest of Duriel before making the cover and hooking the leg.
One
Two
Duriel rolls the shoulder at the last second to the dismay of Phoenix. Phoenix gets in the face of the ref and begins to yell at him that the count was to slow and that he should be the winner.
Charles: This isn’t a wise move.
Shannon: He’s gonna get himself DQed if he don’t watch it.
Phoenix pushes the ref up against the ropes and continues to yell at him and getting right into his face. He finally turns around only to receive a high impact spear from Duriel that drops him to the mat hard. Duriel makes the cover and hooks both legs.
One
Two
Arnold: Come on Phoenix. Kick his ass.
Duriel leans back on his heels and puts his head in his hands with frustration. He gets back to his feet and calls for the end of the match. He grabs Phoenix and calls for “Chronic Pain” but before he can hit it Phoenix drops to his knees and nails a low blow.
Shannon: Oh man that even makes be hurt.
The ref scolds Phoenix for the move but he ignores it as he shoves the ref down to the mat. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a couple of chairs. He slides into the ring with both chairs just as Duriel is standing up. The ref tries to get the chairs out of his hand but he ignores it. He throws one of the chairs at Duriel and he catches it. Duriel goes to swing the chair but Phoenix is quicker and slams his chair into the chair of Duriel that drives it into his face. The ref calls for the bell and the DQ after watching this.
Charles: Phoenix must have realized he couldn’t beat him fair and square.
Arnold: Phoenix just got tired of playing.
Shannon: Let it go Arnold
Phoenix slams the chair down on the lower back of Duriel several times before standing over his prone body with a sick smile on his face. “Fuel” kicks in where it left off as Paul’s grin becomes bigger than before. The ref tries to get in between the two men and get Phoenix to leave. Phoenix without another word leaves the ring and makes his way up the ramp.
Shannon: That’s all she wrote.
Arnold: Phoenix needs to go finish what he started.
Charles: Arnold let it go. The match is over with.
Shannon: Phoenix lost plain and simple.
Arnold: Shut up you two.
---Backstage---
(Damien ArkAngel is shown in the locker room surrounded by many UWA superstars. Obviously telling a tale, most superstars dont pay Damien’s cockyness much attention.)
Damien:
So after tonight... And I become the FIRST UWA Intercontinental Champion... Who
has the balls to step up against Damien ArkAngel?! I mean look at me?! Huh? How
bout you? Rookie!
(The
man Damien is talking to is none other then Dustin Cage!!! The fans pop,
especially the girls at the cameras show his face.)
Dustin:
I-
Damien:
That’s what I thought! No one... I mean.... NO ONE! Has the guts to do shit about UWA’s “Fighting Force”!!!
(Damien
walks out of the locker room as most supersatrs leave and go onto thier own
business except Dustin, who gives a slight smile.)
Dustin:
No one huh?
(Dustin
just nods his head as the scene fades back to the announcers table.)
---Announcement---
(Alex DeMonye is shown walking backstage heading towards the ring. He stops and looks into the locker room to see Dustin Cage, he smiles at Dustin before continuing on his way towards the ring. He walks around the corner and is just about to go up the stairs. “Points of Authority” By Linkin Park hits and the Co-President of UWA, Alex DeMonye walks up the stiars and out onto the ramp as the fans give a mixed reaction of cheers and jeers, not knowing quite where Alex DeMonye stands.)
Charles:
The Co-President of UWA!
Arnold:
All Hail DeMonye!
Shannon:
Sit down Arnold...
(DeMonye
stands on the ramp and pulls out a microphone.)
DeMonye:
“People
of Augusta!!!”
(The
fans give a cheap pop for the mention of thier small towns name.)
DeMonye:
“I am proud to be the first to announce to you....”
(Before
DeMonye can continue a masked man jumps out of the crowd with a steel pipe in
his hand!!! He charges for DeMonye and clips the Co-President’s leg!!! The man
lifts DeMonye up and drills him down onto the steel rampway with a F5!!!)
Charles:
MY God!
Arnold:
HOLY GIRLS GONE WILD!!! Who the hell is that?!
Shannon:
Perhaps this is the attack Mr. DeMonye has been trying to warn James about all
night? But Mr. Tanner hasn’t been seen all night?!
(The
masked man stares down at DeMonye before jumping into the crowd as most of
UWA’s roster runs out onto the rampway!!! Some chase after the masked man but
he disappears into the sea of people as Paul Phoenix helps DeMonye to his feet.
The Co-President limps to the back as the cameras swing back to Charles, Arnold
and Shannon.)
Charles:
Who could that of been?! It looked to me as if the whole roster came to
DeMonye’s aid?!
Arnold:
I’m betting it was either Tanner of Maltrom behind this! I know it!
Shannon:
Let’s not jump to conclussions!
Charles:
We’ll be sure to update you all if we find out anything else on this situation
as it developes...
---UWA
Cruiserweight Championship Match---
---Blake
“Turbo” Dyhart versus Earl Davison---
*~*
Commercials return to show the exploding UWA Arena, where thousands upon
thousands of fans jam-pack into the small arena, normally built for dark
matches. The duo of announcers at the
table begin their duties once again. *~*
Shannon: “Welcome back to this inaugural night of the
UWA! Tonight has already been full of
action, and these next two matches on the card are no doubt going to impress!”
Arnold: “First of all, we have a match to decide the
first ever Cruiserweight Champion, between Turbo and Earl Davison.”
Charlie: “This one is bound to be a load of thrills…”
Shannon: “Man… don’t sound too exited…”
*~*
“Ruff Ryder’s Anthem” by DMX sounds out over the PA system, as the fans stand
on their feet in cheers for the next man.
Earl Davison steps out from the back and walks to the ring. *~*
Ring
Announcer: “The following match is
scheduled for one fall, and is for the UWA Cruiserweight Championship! Coming to the ring first… standing at six
feet three inches and weighing in at one hundred and sixty-five pounds… Earl
DAVISON!”
*~*
Earl slides into the ring and taunts the crowd a little, as his music cuts off
bringing on the theme song of Turbo entitled "It's Going Down" by The
X-Ecutioners Feat. Linkin Park. Turbo
walks out from the back and makes his way down the entrance ramp to the
ring. *~*
Announcer: “Now coming to the ring… Standing at a
height of Six feet three inches, and weighing in at one hundred and
seventy-nine pounds… TURBO!!”
*~*
Turbo slides into the ring and glares across the ring at his opponent, as the
bell rings, signaling the start of the match. *~*
Shannon: “Here we go… one of these men will walk out
of this match a Cruiserweight Champion in UWA…”
Charlie: “This should be an interesting bout…”
Arnold: “To say the least…”
*~*
Both men begin to circle the ring, staring at each other while the crowds at
ringside begin to cheer for them.
Almost like a gun signaling them to go at it, both men rush to the
middle of the ring and lock up. After a
brief scuffle, Turbo gets the upper hand by locking Davison into a side
headlock. Turbo cranks down on
Davison’s neck three times, before Davison suddenly lifts Turbo off of his feet
and hits a back body drop getting Turbo to break the hold. Turbo quickly gets up to his knees and
stares back at Davison, as if congratulating him on getting out of it. *~*
Shannon: “Both men look ready to take it all the
way…”
*~*
Turbo gets back up to his feet, and the two again circle the ring, never taking
their eyes off of one another. Again,
both men simultaneously rush into the middle of the ring, but this time it’s
Davison that gets the better of the two, as he quickly ducks under Turbo, and
immediately comes back with a clothesline, knocking Turbo down on the
floor. Quickly, Davison drops down and
begins to punch away at Turbo’s head.
After getting a four count from the referee, Davison breaks the hold he
has on Turbo. Angrily, Turbo bolts to
his feet, and clotheslines Davison out onto the floor. *~*
Arnold: “Thatta way… get his bloody arse out of the
ring…”
Charlie: “What are you British now?”
Arnold: “Oh shut up you wanker…”
*~*
Turbo follows Davison out onto the floor, and begins to punch away at him. Davison gets to his feet, but just in time
to be irish whipped into the steel guard rail separating the crowd from
ringside. Cringing in pain, Davison
lurches forward, only to be immediately kicked in the gut, and thrown into the
Roll of the Dice (Finishing Move – Turbulence)
Suddenly realizing that the referee is almost done with his count out,
Turbo rolls into the ring as the referee counts ten. The ref signals for the bell, as Turbo raises his arms in the
air, much to the dismay of the crowd, who were all hoping for a good match. *~*
Shannon: “What the hell? That was cheap! That’s no
way to win a title!”
Arnold: “Oh pish-posh… any way is a good way.”
Charlie: “I’m sure these fans feel cheated out of a
match here…”
*~*
In the ring, Turbo, thinking that he has won the championship, pumps his fists
into the air, as the announcer starts up. *~*
Announcer: “The winner of this match by Count Out…
TURBO!”
*~*
The referee leans out over the ropes, and tells the announcer something. *~*
Announcer: “However… UWA Regulations specifically state
that Championship Belts must be won via Pinfall, submission, or Knock out… so
as a result, the UWA Cruiserweight Championship is declared VACANT!”
*~*
The entire arena explodes in approval, as Turbo looks at the referee in
disbelief *~*
Arnold: “BULL!
Tell me where it says that in the rules!”
*~*
Charlie whips out a rulebook from under his chair, and shows Albert where it
says that. *~*
Arnold:
“Well… but STILL! Turbo was cheated!”
Shannon: “At any rate, these two are most definitely
going to have some things to straighten out at a later time… for now, The
incredible two out of three falls match is NEXT… here on VORTEX!”
*~*
the camera fades out, with the last image that of Turbo shaking his head in
disbelief in the middle of the ring. *~*
---Main Event: 2/3 Falls Match---
---Intercontinental Championship Match---
---“The Dark Angel” Seven versus Damien
ArkAngel---
---1st Fall: Straight Wrestling
Match---
(The show returns from commercial as Charles Corbet, Arnold Oxford and Shannon Taylor are sat at the announcers table at ringside to announce the Main Event, Intercontinental Champioship, 2/3 Falls Matchup!)
Charles:
Welcome back ladies and gentleman!
Arnold:
Cut the crap Charlie Brown... These people don’t wanna be welcomed back! They
want the 2/3 Falls Match... NOW!
(As
if on cue “Stupify” By Disturbed hits as “The Dark Angel” Seven walks out onto
the ramp to some heat from the UWA crowd but also some cheers. Seven pays no
attention and slides into the ring raising his hands in the air and then
lowering them as pyros shoot down from the cieling and hit the ring posts as
the music cuts short and the lights in the arena begin to lighten up.)
Charles:
Seven has proven through WWA to here that he can hang with the big boys and
that he deserves this Intercontinental Championship match!
Arnold:
Seven blows ass monkeys!
Charles:
Certainly cheery tonight aren’t we Arnold?
Shannon:
Someone needs to give him a good hard slap....
Arnold:
You volunteering to slap me baby? Wouldn’t you rather spank bad ole’ Arnold?!
Charles:
Family....TV.... Show!
(“Forest”
By System of a Down hits as the fans rise to thier feets to boo once again as
Damien ArkAngel walks out onto the ramp. Damien immitates a title around his
waist while dancing about on the top of the ramp. He makes it halfway down the
ramp when Seven tries to jump over the ropes but Referee Flash Jeffery, who has
been assigned the main event stops him. Damien takes this oppurtunity and
slides in the ring and clips Seven’s leg with a tackle as the bell rings!)
Charles:
And we’re underway!
(Damien
stomps away on Seven’s leg before quickly bouncing off the ropes and dropping
the lebow on it. He bounces up again and once again drops the elbow on Seven’s
knee. “The Dark Angel” holds his knee in pain as Damien bounces off the ropes
once more and this time hits a baseball slide dropkick to the side of the knee
before bouncing up quickly again.)
Charles:
Damien is on a roll!
(Damien
slowly pulls Seven from the mat before whipping him into the ropes, Seven tries
to counter with a clothesline but Damien ducks and hits a spinning heel kick right to the back of Seven’s head!!! Damien
quickly hooks the leg...)
1...
2...
NO!
Charles:
To early!
Arnold:
I thought it was over... I mean with Seven being such a big loser and all...
Shannon:
Shut up Arnold...
(Damien
quickly gets to his feet and crouches down awaiting Seven to stand up, the big
man walks right into the trap as Damien quickly scoops the big man up into a backdrop! Seven holds the small of his
back but gets up qucikly as Damien reacts and once again executes a backdrop on his opponent! This time
Seven is slower to get up as Damien acting quickly scales the top turnbuckle
and launches in the air with a cross
body, only to get caught mid air by Seven and SMASHED down with a hard bodyslam!!!)
Arnold:
What is this an ‘Old School’ convention?
Charles:
Both men are showing very good WRESTLING techniques... Because this is
WRESTLING Arnold... WRESTLING!
(Seven
climbs up to his feet as Damien slowly picks himself up, Seven tries for a
right hand but Damien blocks it and tries for a left, but Seven blocks it and
quickly follows suit with a knee to the gut. Damien bends forward and Seven
quickly drops him with a hard DDT!!!
Seven quickly falls for the lateral press....)
1....
2...
NO!
Charles:
Not gonna keep Damien down with that it seems...
(Seven
gets up and pulls Damien to his feet before bouncing him into the ropes. Damien
sees the big boot coming though and
slides under Seven and right out of the ring. Seven quickly turns and rolls out
himself.)
Arnold:
Ah... Dont come over here!
Charles:
It seems they aren’t listening!
(Seven
whips Damien hard into the ring steps with a loud crash!!! Damien holds his
shoulder as he tries to get away from his attacker, but Seven keeps right on
him and runs up and follows up with a hard clothesline almost beheading Damien!
Seven gloats to the crowd which boo him before reaching down to grab Damien by
the hair.)
Shannon:
Seven really should be paying attention to Damien and not the fans here...
(Seven
quickly rolls Damien back into the ring but Damien senses this and quickly
crawls right back out the other side!!! Seven walks around the ring trying to
get to Damien, but DeMonye’s former TroubleInc. Stablemate simply flips Seven
off and rolls back into the ring and awaits Seven’s next move.)
Charles:
Damien and Seven seemingly playing in a game of cat and mouse here today...
(Seven
seems to be getting angry with his opponent and rolls back into the ring but
Damien takes charge and lets lose his trap by hitting a leg drop right to the
back of Seven’s neck! Damien quickly pulls “The Dark Angel” into the ring,
rolls him over and runs at the ropes looking for a lionsault but only finds a chest full of knees!!! Damien holds his
rib cage hurt as Seven slowly gets up and slashes his throat calling for the
end!!!)
Charles:
Seven saying it may be over now...
Arnold:
Right... Who’d be scared of that thing? I’ve shit out scarier looking stuff!
Shannon:
(Obviously grosses out)Oh my god....
(Seven
grabs Damien and grabs ahold of his throat as the fans cheer. Seven lifts
Damien up but before he can hit the chokeslam,
Damien boots him square in the face!!!!)
Charles:
Well thats one way to get outta a Chokeslam!
Arnold:
What a smart move from our future Intercontinental Champion!
(Seven
drops Damien and holds his face as ArkAngel quickly takes charge and bounces
off the ropes and hits a perfect swinging
neckbreaker!!! Damien quickly drops and hooks the leg....)
1!!!!
2!!!!
NO!
(Flash
tells Damien it was only a two count as ArkAngel begins to get a little
discouraged over the kickout. He quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle and
raises his arms in the air as Seven is just now getting up.... Damien launches
himself and connects with a BIG TIME, top
rope spear!!! He hurts himself on the exchange and slowly crawls over to
Seven...)
1!!!!
2!!!!
NO!NO!NO!
Charles:
A LONG TIME two count for Damien!
Arlond:
God damn, this hillbilly Ref needs a good boot to the gonads!
(Damien
CAN NOT believe it! He gets up and pushes Referee Flash Jefferey, but Flash
gives him a shrug and tells him it was a two. Damien flips Jefferey off and
climbs the top turnbuckle once again. Once up there he flips Jefferey off again
and waits for Seven to get up. Seven slowly turns but this time expects the spear and catches Damien and transfers
all that power into a....)
Charles:
Seventh Sign!!!!! (F5) It’s got to
be over!
1!!!!
Arnold:
Kick out!
2!!!!
Shannon:
I think you should be saying... Okay... Your Done.
3!!!!
(The
bell rings as Flash holds Seven’s hand up as he is awarded the first fall in
this 2/3 falls matchup!)
Charles:
Seven wins the first fall!
Arnold:
Crap...
Shannon:
Is there any sort of rest period?!
Charles:
Nope, we continue on right away with the second fall.... I Quit Match!
Arnold:
Now heres where it gets good!
Shannon:
Nothing but an extreme junky aren’t you Arnold?
Arnold:
Your damn right!
---2nd
Fall: I Quit Match---
(Seven sneers evily as the bell rings to start the second fall, the I Quit Match is officially underway and Seven waists no time as he whips Damien to the outside and quickly follows. Damien tries to retreat up the ramp but Seven keeps on him, stalking ArkAngel. Damien jumps from the rampway just long enough to knab a chair as he tells Seven to ‘come on’. “The Dark Angel” quickly snatches up his own chair and continues his stalking of Damien up the ramp. Both men reach the top and Seven swings at Damien, but ArkAngel jumps back just barely avoiding the shot to the skull. Instead of swinging back though, Damien THROWS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO SEVEN’S FACE!!!!)
Arnold:
There we go!
(“The
Dark Angel” drops his chair as blood can easily be seen pouring from Seven’s
forehead as Damien doesn’t relent on his attack, this time using Seven’s
confiscated chair as a battering ram as he drives it into Seven’s back!!! Seven
drops to one knee and this time Damien raises the chair and SMASHES it over
Seven’s back!!! Seven arches back and holds the small of his back and Damien
SPINS AROUND AND DRILLS THE CHAIR SQUARE INTO SEVEN’S FACE!!!!!)
Charles:
Dear god! Seven’s face may just have been destroyed under that BRUTAL chair
shot!
Arnold:
HOLY GIRLS GONE WILD!!! Hit him again!
(Damien
gloats proudly as he raises the dented chair above his head to get a mized
reaction from the UWA crowd. He drops the chair and slowly raises Seven up to
his feet but still holding his hair. He pulls seven towards the Universal-Tron
and smashes his head into it full force!!! Seven holds his bloody face and
Damien takes advantage of it to get behind “The Dark Angel” and hits a belly-to-back release suplex RIGHT ONTO
THE STEEL RAMP!!!! Damien stalks Seven as “The Dark Angel” half crawls, half
walks his way back down the ramp towards the ring.)
Arnold:
Seven is crawling away like a little baby!
Shannon:
This is fastly deteriorating into a brawl...
Arnold:
NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!
(Seven
crawls down to ring side as Damien quickly rolls back into the ring and rolls
out the other side, reaching under the ring, the crowd pops instantly as Damien
pulls out a wooden table!!! He slides it into the ring and slides in after
himself, and sets the table up as Seven is slowly recovering on the outside!)
Charles:
Damien has got to stay on Seven if he hopes to win this fall and force a third
one!
(Damien
slides out and sees Seven getting up to his feet on the outside. “The Dark
Angels” face is masked in a crimson red of blood as he stumbles over the
dislodged ring steps as Damien quickly stays on him and rolls him into the ring
and this time crawls up the outside of the turnbuckle....)
Charles:
Damien ArkAngel looking for something BIG here!
Arnold:
Take his head off Damien!
(Damien
launches into the air and connects with a missile
dropkick sending Seven right back onto his back!)
Charles:
This second fall has been ALL Damien ArkAngel!
Arnold:
Thank you, Captain Obvious!
(Damien
smirks to himself seeing himself in total control of this second fall. He
quickly grabs ahold of Seven’s legs and locks on a Half Crab!!!! The fans pop as Damien holds the manuever looking to
finish the second fall!!!)
Shannon:
Theres a wrestling move!
Charles:
Beautiful! Beautiful manuever! If Damien can make Seven tap out we will move on
to the third and deciding fall!
Arnold:
Break his leg Damien!
(Damien
holds the move on hard as Seven tries to crawl to the ropes in obvious pain! He
gets so very close but Damien reaches down.... AND PULLS SEVEN BACK INTO THE
CENTER OF THE RING!!!!)
Charles:
Seven was oh so close, but now its got to be over!
Arnold:
Yes! Yes!
(Seven
reaches down and makes one last move towards the ropes as Damien fights hard to
keep the monster from reaching his destination....)
Arnold:
No! No!
(Seven
crawls closer and closer as the fans cheer loudly....)
Charles:
Seven is only mere inches from those ropes!!!
(Seven
reaches out and GRABS AHOLD OF THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!)
Arnold:
NO!!!
(Referee
Flash Jefferey tells Damine to relaease the hold but knwoing its an I Quit
Match, Damien can keep the hold on as long as he wants, ropes or no ropes!!!!!)
Arnold:
AH! We forgot this is an I Quit Match! But Damien didn’t! He can hold onto the
move as long he needs to!!!
Charles:
Seven is in serious trouble here...
Shannon:
He’s been in that move for near a minute now!!!
(Damien
reels back as Seven scream out in pain!!! Flash asks Seven is he’s going to tap
but Seven won’t give out!!! He reaches deep down and SOMEHOW manages to push
Damien off with his other leg!!!)
Charles:
Seven showing AMAZING heart with that!!!
(The
fans pop loudly and Damien seems to be just a little pissed that Seven was
still in the match! He quickly begins to stomp down HARD on Seven’s hip and
left leg! Damien stays on the agressor role by picking a limping Seven up and
knocking him down hard with a clothesline straight to the brdige of the nose!
He quickly picks him up again , only to clothesline him back down hard! Damien
lifts Seven to his feet and third time and this time rolls him onto the table
still set up in the corner.)
Arnold:
Damien is going to end it right here... Right now!
(Damien
climbs up to the top turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air(think Matt Hardy)
before flying through the air, AND CRASHING THROUGH AN EMPTY TABLE WITH A 450 SPLASH!!!!!)
Charles:
Seven moved!!! Damien just got wood!
Shannon:
That was an amazing 450 Splash none
the less! But man, Damien must be hurting!
Arnold:
No!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shannon:
Man... Calm down Arnold!
(The
fans chant “Holy Shit!” and “UWA! UWA!” as both Damien and Seven are both down.
The camera pans over the destruction in the ring as Referee Flash Jeferey
pushes pieces of the splintered table that Damien isn’t laying on, out of the
ring as both men continue to stay down. Finally as the crowd still chants
“UWA!” Seven slowly pulls himself to one knee!)
Charles:
Seven has a chance to take control of this matchup if he can get to his feet!
Arnold:
Come on Damien you bumb! I got $100 riding on this... Uh.. I mean... Get up!
Shannon:
Typical!
(Seven
manages to get up to both feet as Damien is just slowly getting up to a knee.
Seven slowly walks over to Damien and grabs ahold of his head pulling him up
the rest of the way before leveling him back with a hard right hand as the
crowd cheers! Seven slowly walks up to Damien again and kicks the remnants of
the broken table from the ring before grabbing Damien with his right hand right
around the neck as the crowd cheers!!!!)
Charles:
Might be time for that Chokeslam now!
(Seven
raises Damine up and drills him to the mat with a HARD Chokeslam!!!! He raises back to his feet and rolls from the ring
and quickly searches under the ring as Damien is laid out inside the ring. Seven
finally finds what it is he is looking for and brings out a long line of BARBED
WIRE!!!!!)
Charles:
Woah! That shoudln’t of been under there!
Arnold:
Seven is going to use that barbed wire as a weapon!?!
Shannon:
I’m sure you wouldn’t mind if say, Damien used it though huh?
Arnold:
You know... Your getting pretty damn annoying for a blonde headed Barbie doll!
(The
crowd pops as Seven throws the barbed wire up over the top rope into the ring,
he turns and quickly PUNCHES THE TIME KEEPER AND TAKES HIS STEEL CHAIR!!! Seven
throws that into the ring and looks to take a camera mans chair but the camera
man quickly gets up and hands it to Seven politely as the crowd laughs.)
Arnold:
Heh!
(Seven
rolls into the ring with the steel chair and touches the front of his face
where the dried blood has built up. He smiles as he taps the chair twice on the
mat waiting for Damien to get up.)
Charles:
Seven looking to take out Damien here!
(Seven
waits for Damien to raise up to his feet as he ABSOLUTELY PASTES HIM WITH THE
STEEL CHAIR!!! Damien crashes back to the mat as Seven picks Damien up and
lifts him up into a bear hug!!!
Damien waves his free arm trying to break from the hold but the much bigger and
stronger, Seven holds tight as the fans begin to cheer as Damien starts to
fade.)
Charles:
Seven could win the Intercontinental Championship right here!!!
(Seven
continues to hold onto the move but Damien tries to fight back and finally gets
smart and kicks Seven quare in the crotch as the fans all “ooooo” loudly as
Seven drops to his knees as Damien quickly tries to regain his breath.)
Arnold:
What a smart move!
Shannon:
Cheap, but effective!
(Damien
quickly sees some of the ‘gear’ Seven has brought into the ring and UWA’s self
proclaimed “Fighting Force” takes up a steel chair and spins fancily and
connects with Seven’s back, dropping the big man down face first. Damie quickly
takes the chair and places Seven’s arm inside of it as he then locks on an armbar right through the chair!!!!
Seven bangs his hand hard on the mat but Referee Flash Jefferey asks if he’s
gonna give, Seven just screams no!)
Arnold:
Tap you big idiot!
(Seven
pounds his fist but a sudden HUGE pop from the girls in the crowd makes Damien
look up as Dustin Cage appears on the top of the ramp and walks halfway down.
The fans cheer loudly for the newcomer boy as Damien doesn’t seem quite so
happy as he releases the hold on Seven and gets up and leans into the ropes
pointing at Dustin. He screams, “Get the fuck out of here, pretty boy! This is MY
match!” Dustin just smiles and points behind Damien. ArkAngel doesn’t pay any
attention to Seven getting up behind him though and continues to berate the
young rookie who’s made his way out onto the ramp.)
Arnold:
What’s this little shit doing out here?! He’s got no business out here!
(Seven
looks around the ring and quickly spies the string of barbed wire he brought
into the ring! He grabs ahol dof it as the fans cheer loudly, Seven goes to
wrap the barbed wire around Damien’s throat, but the self proclaimed “Fighting
Force” ducks and hits a low blow on
Seven dropping him to the mat. Damien quickly grabs up the barbed wire BEFORE
WRAPPING IT AROUND SEVEN’S FACE!!!!)
Charles:
Dear god! Seven’s face may be tore up!!!
Arnold:
Tear him, rip him!
Shannon:
Look at Damien he’s just staring at Dustin Cage as he rips apart seven’s
face!!!
(Referee
Flash Jefferey tries to get Seven to Quit as the blood can be seens pouring
from Seven’s forehead and his left hand which he has blocking the barbed
wire!!! Finally after about a minute of the excrutiating pain....)
Seven:
“I QUIT! GET THIS FUCKING SHIT OFF MY FACE!!!! YOUR DEAD ARKANGEL!!! I’M GONNA
MAKE YOU FUCKING SCREAM!!!”
Charles:
It’s over!!!
Shannon:
Not quite....
Arnold:
Third fall!!! Third Fall!!!
(Damien
releases the barbed wire from Seven’s face and steps back to the other side of
the ring as Dustin Cage gives him a slight nod and then smirks a confident
little smile as Damien flips him off and points at the barbed wire. Dustin
continues to smile but heads back through the entrance as the fans boo, wanting
to see the young star tackle the cocky ex-WWA superstar.)
Charles:
We’re all even at one fall a piece and now these two men, who have put thier
bodies through hell will have to finish it all now in a Last Man Standing
Match!!! Winner takes the prize!
Shannon:
The UWA Intercontinental Championship!!
Arnold:
Nuff’ talk.. Let’s get this going!
(Referee
Flash Jefferey holds Damien’s hand up in the air as the crowd boos loudly as
Damien sneers. Seven has gotten to his feet and stares intently at Damien and
literally peels blood from his face to be able to see!)
Shannon:
Seven looks like a bloody mess!!!
---3rd
Fall: Last Man Standing Match---
Charles:
We’re ready to go now! This folks should get very messy!
Arnold:
Let’s go! This is taking forever!!!
(The
bell rings as the fans pop loudly and chant “UWA! UWA!” as Damien and Seven
stare at eachother. Damien starts it off by lunging at Seven with the barbed
wire once again but Seven catches him mid assault and lifts him up into the air
and DRILLS HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A HUGE CHOKESLAM!!!!)
Charles:
Dear god! It may be over right there!!!
Arnold:
Damien landed on the god damn barbed wire!!!
1....
2....
3....
4.....
5.....
6......
(Damien
slowly crawls to one knee as Seven is basically begging his opponenet to get
up.)
7.....
(Damien
pulls himself up to his feet as the 10 count stops but Seven waists no time and lunges at Damien and both men go
flying out through the middle rope and to the floor below!)
Arnold:
Ah crap....
Shannon:
What?
Charles:
They’re coming our way again!
(Damien
tries to retreat but Seven isn’t having it and picks Damien up in a military
press and drops him face first into the ring apron! Damien drops to his knees
but quickly gets up, just in time for Seven to whips him hard into the already
dislodged ring steps!!! Damien slowly peels himself up and continues his
retreat as Seven continues to stalk ArkAngel, only stopping to pick up the
dislodged ringsteps!!! Damien turns and kicks Seven in the gut slowing the
monster of a man down but not stopping him. Seven swings the ring steps at
Damien but ArkAngel ducks adn the steps smash into the ringpost with a loud
thundering crash. Damien takes the oppurtunity and scales the ringpost from the
outside and LAUNCHES HIMSELF AND CONNECTS WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE STEPS RIGHT INTO SEVEN’S FACE!!!!!)
Charles:
Seven’s face just got smashed by those ringsteps!
Arnold:
Hopefully that’ll keep the big goof down...
1.....
2.....
3.....
4.....
5.....
(Damien
gets up to his feet by pulling himself up on the ring apron as the count
continues on Seven after the referee checks on Damien.)
6.....
7....
8.....
Arnold:
This has got to be it!
9......
(To
the pleasure of the crowd Seven SNAPS up at 9 and pulls himself up as Damien
CAN NOT believe it!!! Seven wipes the
blood from his face and slides into the ring as Damien slides out the other
end!!! Seven lifts up a steel chair and tempts Damien to get back into the ring
as the fans cheer.)
Arnold:
How the fuck did that big goof get up?!
Shannon:
Seven wants the Intercontinental Championship..
Charles:
Or perhaps just to finally end this feud with Damien ArkAngel!
(Damien
grabs a steel chair of his own and dashes into the ring, Seven swings the steel
chair HARD at Damien, but ArkAngel ducks and the devestating shot falls short.
Damien swings though and Seven side steps just in time!!! Both men reach back
and BOTH swing HARd and BOTH CONNECT!!!! Both men collapse as the crowd cheers
loudly!!!)
Arnold:
Oh hell no! Not a draw!
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6....
7....
8....
(Damien
stirs and rolls to his stomache as Seven ACTUALLY sits up!!!)
9.....
(Damien
rolls onto his stomache and Seven pulls himself up in the corner as Referee
Flash Jefferey tells them to keep at it. Damien and Seven are both bleeding
though and both exhausted from this long hard hitting matchup! Seven charges at
Damien, but ArkAngel digs deeps and ducks the attempt and flips Seven right
over the top rope! Seven lands on his feet though and trips Damien up and pulls
him right out of the ring along with him!!! Seven pins Damien around and nails
a right hand to Damien’s chin! ArkAngel stumbles but keeps his balance and
blocks another shot from Seven adn responds with his own right hadn to Seven’s
jaw! Seven’s strumbles backwards and Damien takes to him with a hard spear onto the steel rampway!!!)
Arnold:
That a boy!
1....
2.....
3.....
4.....
5......
(Seven
slowly gets to one knee as Damien looks worried. He backs up the rampway to
about the top as Seven slowly gets up and backtracks a few feet and retrieves a
dented steel chair as the crowd pops. Damien is at the top and doesn’t know
where to go, so he jumps off the rampway and picks up a long steel pipe! He
turns to get ready for Seven, but can’t find him and crawls back up onto the
rampway... He looks about but doesn’t see “The Dark Angel” come out through the
crowd and SMACK him in the back with the steel chair! Damien drops the pipe and
tries to retreat back up the ramp but Seven doesn’t stop and CRACKS ArkAngel on
the top of the head, COMPLETELY SHATTERING THE CHAIR!!!!)
Charles:
Owie...
Arnold:
Holy girls gone wild!!!! Damien just got smashed....
Shannon:
This must be over now...
(Seven
drops the shattered chair as the 10 count begins on Damien.)
1.....
2.....
3.....
4.....
5.....
6....
7......
Charles:
It must be... Wait! Whats this?!
(The
crowd gives a large mized reaction as BANE RUNS OUT FROM THE BACK WITH A LARGE
STEEL RING PIPE IN HAND!!! HE SMASHES SEVEN OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!)
Arnold:
WooHoo!!
Shannon:
Bane just damn well destroyed Seven!!!
(Referee
Flash Jefferey tries to push Bane to the back but the returning monster pays no
attention and litterally KICKS Seven over the side of the rampway to the
concrete floor below!!! Damien slowly gets to his feet and sees the monster
Bane standing in front of him and quickly backs up to halfway down the ramp as
Referee Jefferey has no choice but to count...)
1!!!!
2!!!!!
3!!!!!
4!!!!!
5!!!!!!
6!!!!!!
7!!!!!!!!!!
8!!!!!!!!!!!
9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10!!!!!!
Charles:
It’s over!
Arnold:
Damien did it!!! Damien did it!!!
Shannon:
Thanks to Bane!
Arnold:
Who cares? All hail the first UWA Intercontinental Champion!
(Flash
calls for the bell as Damien celebrates at the bottom of the ramp! “Forest” By
System of a Down hits as Flash hands Damien the Intercontinental
Championship!!! Meanwhile at the top of the ramp Bane steps down to Seven and
grabs the sides of his head, Bane smiles as he whips blood from Seven’s face
and whipes bloody fingers over his own face! Bane continues to stare down
wickedly at Seven as Damien is shown taunting on the top rope as the show fades
out!!!)