UWA Hardrock Live from Las Vegas, NV



March 5th, 2006



Kaida Yuki vs. Lou Ann McCoy
(Standard Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 128 pounds,, Kaida Yuki!!!

["Sayuri's Theme" by John Williams plays as Kadia Yuki makes herway to the ring ]

Jack Dundee - and her opponent, weighing in at 165 pounds, she holds the UWA Lightweight title belt, Lou Ann McCoy!!! (crowd cheers ****)

["Sweet Home Alabama" plays as LouAnn McCoy makes her way to the ring with her gator, Louise. Kaida Yuki drops Lou Ann McCoy with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Lou Ann McCoy tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) "Little Snow Dragon" knifehand chops Lou Ann McCoy. Lou Ann McCoy grabs "Little Snow Dragon"'s head and hites her in the face. Flying sommersault drop kick by Kaida Yuki puts her back in the match. Lou Ann McCoy gets up. Lou Ann McCoy gouges Kaida Yuki's eyes out. Lou Ann McCoy pins "Little Snow Dragon" against the ropes and chokes her with her forearm. Lou Ann McCoy takes a slap to the face from Kaida Yuki. Lou Ann McCoy gets hit with a dragon scerw from Kaida Yuki. Now Kaida Yuki standing. Kaida Yuki goes for a pin. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 Lou Ann McCoy escapes. ]

Nadine Jansen - Kaida Yuki should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Lou Ann McCoy executes a neck scissors on Kaida Yuki. Lou Ann McCoy chants start. Lou Ann McCoy stands up. Lou Ann McCoy covers "Little Snow Dragon". Ed Martinez counts. ...1 ...2 "Little Snow Dragon" kicks out. "Little Snow Dragon" climbs to her feet. Kaida Yuki grabs Lou Ann McCoy's head and DDT's her on the mat. "Little Snow Dragon" gets up. Lou Ann McCoy stands up. "Little Snow Dragon" hits the Samoan drop on Lou Ann McCoy. ]

Jack Dundee - Lou Ann McCoy really felt that Samoan drop!

[Kaida Yuki drags Lou Ann McCoy to the floor. Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) ]

Jack Dundee - Do we give fans the wrestling excitement they want?

Nadine Jansen - Well duh!!

[(..2) Lou Ann McCoy bites "Little Snow Dragon"'s arm out of desparation. (...3) Lou Ann McCoy kicks Kaida Yuki in the stomach. Kaida Yuki stands up. (....4) Kaida Yuki drives a forearm into the head of Lou Ann McCoy. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Kaida Yuki gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Lou Ann McCoy. Lou Ann McCoy hits Kaida Yuki with an earringer. "Little Snow Dragon" nails Lou Ann McCoy with an inverted DDT. ]

Nadine Jansen - Nice inverted DDT by "Little Snow Dragon".

[ "Little Snow Dragon" climbs to her feet. Lou Ann McCoy is locked into the painful bow-and-arrow submission. Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out. ... Lou Ann McCoy trys to escape. ... Lou Ann McCoy trys to escape. Lou Ann McCoy escapes. "Little Snow Dragon" sends Lou Ann McCoy to ringside. Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) Lou Ann McCoy gets up. (..2) Lou Ann McCoy pulls "Little Snow Dragon"'s hair. Kaida Yuki chops Lou Ann McCoy. Kaida Yuki executes an airplane spin on Lou Ann McCoy. Kaida Yuki climbs to her feet. Lou Ann McCoy is back on her feet. Kaida Yuki and Lou Ann McCoy move back into the ring. Kaida Yuki hits a ropeflip moonsault on Lou Ann McCoy. Kaida Yuki is back on her feet. "Little Snow Dragon" throws Lou Ann McCoy off the ropes and hits her with a diving shoulder block. Kaida Yuki with Tears of the Dragon on Lou Ann McCoy. Lou Ann McCoy looks to be out cold!! "Little Snow Dragon" covers Lou Ann McCoy. Ed Martinez counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jack Dundee - A Great show of what happens when your more aggresive!!

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Kaida Yuki!!!

Sarah "The Viper" McCain vs. Obscurity Gillespie
(Standard Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 176 pounds,, Obscurity Gillespie!!! (crowd cheers **********)

[The Black Dahlia by Lamb of God plays as Obscurity makes her way to the ring ]

Jack Dundee - and her opponent, weighing in at 260 pounds, she holds the UWA Womens title belt, Sarah "The Viper" McCain!!! (crowd cheers **********)

[Highway to Hell by AC/DC plays as Sarah "The Viper" McCain comes to the ring Ed Martinez checks Obscurity Gillespie's boots and knee pads. Obscurity Gillespie gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Sarah "The Viper" McCain. (the bell rings) Obscurity Gillespie slaps Sarah "The Viper" McCain. Sarah "The Viper" McCain discus punches Obscurity Gillespie. Obscurity Gillespie grabs Sarah "The Viper" McCain by the arm and breaks it over her shoulder. Obscurity Gillespie bites Sarah "The Viper" McCain's arm out of desparation. ]

Nadine Jansen - Obscurity Gillespie with a arm bite.

[Sarah "The Viper" McCain short clothslines Obscurity Gillespie. Obscurity Gillespie gets hit with the shooting star press from Sarah "The Viper" McCain. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. ...1 ...2 Obscurity Gillespie kicks out. ]

Nadine Jansen - Sarah "The Viper" McCain should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Obscurity Gillespie gets back to her feet. Obscurity Gillespie hits Sarah "The Viper" McCain with an earringer. Sarah "The Viper" McCain drives a forearm into the head of Obscurity Gillespie. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[Sarah "The Viper" McCain bounces Obscurity Gillespie off the ropes and faceslams her onto the mat. Sarah "The Viper" McCain stands up. Obscurity Gillespie gets hit with the shooting star press from Sarah "The Viper" McCain. The ref starts the count. ...1 Obscurity Gillespie escapes. ]

Nadine Jansen - She should have just stayed on the attack.

[Obscurity Gillespie stands up. Obscurity Gillespie hits a tigerbomb on Sarah "The Viper" McCain. Obscurity Gillespie moves back to her feet. Obscurity Gillespie chokes Sarah "The Viper" McCain. Sarah "The Viper" McCain stands up. Sarah "The Viper" McCain grabs Obscurity Gillespie by the arm and breaks it over her shoulder. Sarah "The Viper" McCain hits Obscurity Gillespie with a Baba chop. Obscurity Gillespie pokes Sarah "The Viper" McCain in the eyes. Obscurity Gillespie grabs Sarah "The Viper" McCain's head and hites her in the face. Sarah "The Viper" McCain hits a flying karate chop right to Obscurity Gillespie's neck. Obscurity Gillespie puts Sarah "The Viper" McCain in a Japanese arm drag. Obscurity Gillespie grabs Sarah "The Viper" McCain's arm, drops down, and has her in an arm grapevine. ]

Nadine Jansen - Obscurity Gillespie executes a arm grapevine.

[Obscurity Gillespie grabs Sarah "The Viper" McCain and applies an arm wrench. Sarah "The Viper" McCain moves back to her feet. Sarah "The Viper" McCain executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Obscurity Gillespie's face to the mat. Sarah "The Viper" McCain trys for a leg drop but Obscurity Gillespie avoids it. Sarah "The Viper" McCain executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Obscurity Gillespie. ]

Nadine Jansen - Sarah "The Viper" McCain executes a flying knee drop.

[Now Sarah "The Viper" McCain standing. Now Obscurity Gillespie standing. Sarah "The Viper" McCain gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Obscurity Gillespie. Sarah "The Viper" McCain goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Obscurity Gillespie. Sarah "The Viper" McCain gets back to her feet. Obscurity Gillespie pulls Sarah "The Viper" McCain's hair. Sarah "The Viper" McCain kicks Obscurity Gillespie in the back of the leg. Now Obscurity Gillespie standing. Sarah "The Viper" McCain does a cartwheel and kicks Obscurity Gillespie in the face. Now Obscurity Gillespie standing. Obscurity Gillespie grabs Sarah "The Viper" McCain and applies an arm breaker. Obscurity Gillespie and Sarah "The Viper" McCain go to the floor Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) Obscurity Gillespie cuts Sarah "The Viper" McCain with a blade. Sarah "The Viper" McCain is bleeding as a result. Obscurity Gillespie with the hammerlock backdrop on Sarah "The Viper" McCain. ]

Jack Dundee - Sarah "The Viper" McCain takes a hammerlock backdrop.

[Now Obscurity Gillespie standing. (..2) Obscurity Gillespie chokes Sarah "The Viper" McCain. Obscurity Gillespie chants start. Obscurity Gillespie chokes Sarah "The Viper" McCain. Obscurity Gillespie and Sarah "The Viper" McCain move back into the ring. Obscurity Gillespie puts Sarah "The Viper" McCain in an arm grapevine submission. Obscurity Gillespie executes the brain buster on Sarah "The Viper" McCain. Obscurity Gillespie stands up. Sarah "The Viper" McCain gets up. Obscurity Gillespie puts Sarah "The Viper" McCain in the Cattle Mutilation. Ed Martinez asks Sarah "The Viper" McCain if she quits. ... Sarah "The Viper" McCain trys to escape. ... ... ... Sarah "The Viper" McCain trys to escape. ... ... ... Sarah "The Viper" McCain trys to escape. ... Sarah "The Viper" McCain is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Sarah "The Viper" McCain taps out. ]

Jack Dundee - A Great show of what happens when your more aggresive!!

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Obscurity Gillespie!!!

Damian Thorne vs. Tama Nui
(Street Fight)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Street Fight. On his way to the alleyway at this time, weighing in at 347 pounds, from The island of Samoa, Tama Nui!!! (crowd cheers **********)

[Pantera's "Walk" explodes and onto the stage steps Tama Nui. Instead of making his way to the ring, however, Nui turns and faces the entryway. ]

Jack Dundee - and his opponentweighing in at 253 pounds, from Birmingham, England, Damian Thorne!!!

["Babalon A.D." by Cradle of Filth blasts thru the PA as Damien Thorne walks down the ramp to the ring. ]

]Damien Thorne comes through the curtain and is met with a Yakuza Kick to the face. Thorne tumble backward through the curtain. Tama Nui follows Damien Thorne into the back. The cameras are quick to follow. The camera finally reach the back to find Tama Nui and Damien Thorne exchanging punches while in a clinch. Thorne pushes off Nui. Nui steps back into Thorne. Only to be met by a stiff roundhouse kick. Nui staggers against a stack of road boxes. Thorne is quick to attack. Thorne drives several knees into Nui's chest and face. Nui catches Thorne's knee. underhooks the knee and grabs Thorne by the throat with the other hand. In one sudden motion, Nui lifts Thorn up and tosses him into the wall behind him. Nui spins and rains down a series of right hands on Thorne. Thorne lashes out ans connects with a kick to Nui's shoulder. The Big Samoan is nearly unphased as he grabs Thorn again. This time lifting him high over head and charging a feet down the hall. With a quick stop, Nui lauches Thorne through the air. Thorne sails for a breif moment, before crashing through the catering table. Thorne get to his feet. Nui charges in. Thorne raises a silver platter about chest high, as Nui connects with a spear. Both men are slow to their feet. They exchange punches again. Nui blocks a left and exexutes a short arm clothesline. Nui pulls Thorne to his feet, spins him around and runs him head first into one of the roll-up garage doors.Tama Nui grinds Damien Thorne's face against the door. Nui slams his knee into the small of Thorne's back. Thorne drops to his knees. Nui steps back and kicks Thorne in the back of the head with full force and extension. Thorne crashes against the door. Thorne is bleeding as a result. Nui pulls Thorne up and drags him to a standard side door. Nui slams Thorne's head against the door, before opening it. Nui shoves Thorne through the door. The cameras follow to show Tama Nui and Damien Thorne are now outside the arena. Thorne pulls himself to his feet, using the front of a car to do so. Nui steps in and swing down at Thorne. Thorne rolls out of the way. Nui's fist impacts with the car's hood. Thorne grabs Nui and slams Nui's head into the hood. Thorne drives an elbow into the back of Nui's neck. Thorne drive Nui head into the hood of the car several more times. Nui breaks this up by elbowing Thorne in the stomach, pulling him in and slamming Thorn'e head into the car's hood.Nui lifts Thorne up by the throat and Chokeslams Thorn onto the hood of the car. Tama Nui goes for the pin. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. 1....2.... Damien Thorne kicks out. Nui. frustrated, pummels Thorne with a series of punches to the face. Nui stands on top of the car's roof. pulls Thorne to his feet and executes The Samoan Crush. Thorne crashes face first through the windshield. Nui rolls off the car, drags Thorne to the pavement. Nui executes The Samoan Crush once more, rools to his feet, and goes for the pin. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. 1...2...3!!!]

Jack Dundee - Tama Nui has won the match!

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Tama Nui!!!

**SPECIAL**



*Sarah "The Viper" McCain is walking backstage after her defeat when she's met with a violent Decapitator clothesline, courtesy of Sandman, looking as if he just came straight from the grave. Sandman picks her up and delivers 3 more equally violent Decapitator clotheslines as Viper is nearly unconscious from them. Sandman grabs a hand full of her hair and drags her by her hair and out of sight*

Ashe Mayamoto vs. Dakota
(Standard Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Hardcore Match. On his way to The Ring at this time, weighing in at 240 pounds, accompanied by Isabelle Ishimura, Ashe Mayamoto!!!

[When Good Dogs Do Bad Things by The Dillinger Escape Plan plays over the PA as Ashe comes to the ring accompanied by Sten Nguyen and Isabelle Ishimura. ]

Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 268 pounds, accompanied by CMark, Dakota!!!

[Dakota comes out to the top of the ramp and stops. He points at Ashe inside the ring and motions for him to wait. Then. Andrew Flash's music plays and comes out behind Dakota. He nods at him before adressing the fans. "Ladies and gentlemen, my newly aquired friend Dakota here has given me a wonderul idea. This match, Ashe Mayamoto versus Dakota shall now be a extreme match! You two want to hurt each other. You want to get all mouthy with one another. Ashe wants to call himself the "extreme tyrant" Then prove it! That is all, good day" Flash nods to Dakota and the two of them shake hands before Flash leaves. Dakota is looking very pleased with himself and grinning from ear to ear. Dakota and Ashe rush one another. This match is underway. Ashe Mayamoto drops Dakota with a Gorilla Press Slam on the Mat. Ed Martinez checks Dakota's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Dakota gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. ]

Nadine Jansen - Ashe Mayamoto executes a corkscrew armdrag.

[Ashe Mayamoto jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Dakota. Now Ashe Mayamoto standing. Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Ashe Mayamoto gets up. Ashe Mayamoto with a turnbuckle curb stomp onto Dakota. Dakota climbs to his feet. Dakota dropkicks Ashe Mayamoto. Dakota climbs to his feet. Dakota Dumps Ashe Mayamoto Into The Ringside Area Ashe Mayamoto climbs to his feet. Ashe Mayamoto pokes Dakota in the eyes. ]

Nadine Jansen - eye poke!

[Ashe dives towards the edge of the ring, sliding under the bottom rope, narrowly avoiding Dakota's next attack. Ashe Mayamoto is staggered. Ashe Mayamoto is collapsed on the announcer's table! ]

Jack Dundee: Hey Ashe just copped a feel!

Nadine Jansen: Don't be ridiculous, why would Ashe Mayamoto grope you?

Jack Dundee: Wait a minute... this has happened before... Oh no! He took it again!

[Dakota stalks Ashe Mayamoto. Dakota prepares to attack Ashe Mayamoto again, but Ashe Mayamoto spins and he has a cigarette lighter in his hand! Ashe Mayamoto breathes a fireball into Dakota's face! Ashe Mayamoto clocks Dakota with a pocket flask! Ashe Mayamoto tosses the flask to Jack Dundee! ]

Jack Dundee: That dirty son of a bit...

Nadine Jansen: Excellent desperation move from Ashe Mayamoto, that evened things up!

Jack Dundee: Always the good stuff, always the g*dd*mn good stuff.

[Ashe Mayamoto bulldogs Dakota onto the steel ring steps. Ashe Mayamoto rolls Dakota into the ring.Dakota kicks Ashe Mayamoto in the stomach. Ashe Mayamoto stands up. Dakota is hit with a backward kick. Now Dakota standing. Dakota jabs Ashe Mayamoto. Ashe Mayamoto bites Dakota's arm out of desparation. Dakota executes the jumping sidekick on Ashe Mayamoto. Ashe Mayamoto stands up. Ashe Mayamoto short clothslines Dakota. Dakota climbs to his feet. Dakota leg lariats Ashe Mayamoto, sending him to the Cement. Dakota hooks Ashe Mayamoto in an armlock leglock submission. Ed Martinez asks Ashe Mayamoto if he quits. ... Dakota tightens the hold. ... Dakota tightens the hold. ... Ashe Mayamoto is fighting the hold. ... Dakota breaks the hold. Dakota Dumps Ashe Mayamoto Into The Ring ]

Jack Dundee - The UWA is the only place to find matches like this!

[Ashe Mayamoto is up again. Ashe Mayamoto rakes his fingers across Dakota's back. ]

Nadine Jansen - back rake!

[Ashe Mayamoto grabs Dakota's chin, kicking out his legs slamming him onto the Mat with the Left for Dead. Dakota is up again. Ashe Mayamoto gets hit with a running spinning wheel kick. Dakota gets back to his feet. Ashe Mayamoto kicks Dakota in the groin. ]

Nadine Jansen - kick to the groin!

[Ashe Mayamoto drives a forearm into the head of Dakota. Dakota executes a spinning back fist on Ashe Mayamoto. Dakota locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Ed Martinez asks Ashe Mayamoto if he quits. ... ... Dakota tightens the hold. ... ... Ashe Mayamoto escapes. Dakota Dumps Ashe Mayamoto Into The Ringside Area ]

Jack Dundee - Kill maim repeat, Kill maim repeat!!!

[Dakota swings A Window Pane and hits Ashe Mayamoto. Ashe Mayamoto is bleeding as a result. Dakota gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Ashe Mayamoto comes over and smashes Dakota's head into it. Dakota gets hit with a back heel kick. Ashe Mayamoto measures Dakota up and drops a closed fist. Ashe Mayamoto is up again. Now Dakota standing. Dakota uppercuts Ashe Mayamoto. Ashe Mayamoto with a low blow onto Dakota, lifting him onto his shoulders. Ashe Mayamoto gets back to his feet. Dakota uses the verticle facebuster on Ashe Mayamoto. Dakota locks Ashe Mayamoto in the odd octopus hold. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Ashe Mayamoto trys to escape. Ashe Mayamoto escapes. Dakota swings A Window Pane and hits Ashe Mayamoto. Ashe Mayamoto is bleeding as a result. Dakota executes a corkscrew legdrop on Ashe Mayamoto. ]

Nadine Jansen - corkscrew legdrop!

[Dakota measures Ashe Mayamoto up and drops a closed fist. Ashe Mayamoto pins Dakota against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Dakota gets tiger suplexed by Ashe Mayamoto. Now Dakota standing. Ashe Mayamoto gets hit with a back heel kick. Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with a steel chair. Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with a steel chair. Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with a steel chair, and it bends the seat, trapping Dakota's head between the seat and the back of the chair. Ashe Mayamoto runs at the ropes, dragging Dakota by the chair wrapped around his head! Ashe Mayamoto leaps over the top rope, dropkicking C-Mark on the outside! When Ashe Mayamoto jumps over the ring rope, he drags Dakota down against the ring ropes, guillotining him brutally! ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[Ashe Mayamoto gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dakota. Dakota is back on his feet. Dakota knees Ashe Mayamoto and rolls back to his feet. Ashe Mayamoto gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dakota. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[Ashe Mayamoto is up again. Dakota executes the breakdown on Ashe Mayamoto. Dakota climbs to his feet. Dakota swings A Two By Four and hits Ashe Mayamoto. Ashe Mayamoto is bleeding as a result. Dakota leg drops Ashe Mayamoto. ]

Nadine Jansen - Dakota with a leg drop.

[Ashe Mayamoto gets up. Dakota hooks Ashe Mayamoto in an armlock leglock submission. Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out. ... ... Ashe Mayamoto trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Dakota breaks the hold. Dakota Brings Ashe Mayamoto Up The Ring Ramp Ashe Mayamoto executes a neck scissors on Dakota. ]

Jack Dundee - Ohhh, ouch. I cant believe he did that!!

[Ashe Mayamoto is back on his feet. Dakota hits Ashe Mayamoto with the back of his elbow. Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with the back of his elbow. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[Dakota punches Ashe Mayamoto in the head. Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with a Baba chop. ]

Nadine Jansen - Baba Chop!

[Dakota hits a spinning leg lariat on Ashe Mayamoto sending him to the Steel. Ashe Mayamoto moves back to his feet. Dakota punches Ashe Mayamoto in the gut. Ashe Mayamoto executes the front-layout suplex on Dakota. Ashe Mayamoto climbs to his feet. Ashe Mayamoto Brings Dakota Into The Crowd Ashe Mayamoto trys for a knee drop but Dakota avoids it. Dakota gets locked in the double chicken wing. Ed Martinez asks Dakota if he quits. ... ... Dakota escapes. Ashe Mayamoto whips Dakota with A Belt. ]

Nadine Jansen - My God I've haven't seen anything like this since my sorority parties!

[Dakota with a headscissors takeover on Ashe Mayamoto. Dakota locks Ashe Mayamoto in the odd octopus hold. Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Dakota tightens the hold. ... Ashe Mayamoto trys to escape. Ashe Mayamoto escapes. Dakota whips Ashe Mayamoto with A Belt. Ashe Mayamoto stands up. Ashe Mayamoto hits a flying karate chop right to Dakota's neck. Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with a slapjack. Dakota's face bursts with blood. ]

Nadine Jansen: What was that?

Jack Dundee: I don't know, a slapjack doesn't normally do that...

[Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with the slapjack again, this time on the back, drawing cruel cuts down Dakota's back. Ashe Mayamoto beats Dakota with the slapjack and everywhere he strikes, he draws blood. Ashe Mayamoto turns the slapjack over and dumps its contents out on the mat: thousands of gleaming, silver thumbtacks! ]

Jack Dundee: No wonder! A woman's nylons, though resilient enough to incapacitate even the most manly of men are no match for the needle thin prick of a thumbtack!

Nadine Jansen: Oh that's just too easy.

[Ashe Mayamoto chokes Dakota with the nylons! Ashe Mayamoto puts Dakota in the boston crab submission. Ed Martinez is checking for the tap out. Dakota is fighting the hold. Dakota is fighting the hold. Ashe Mayamoto raises the boston crab to an elevated position. ]

Nadine Jansen: Oh this may be the dreaded John Doe Piledriver, Ashe's finishing maneuver.

Jack Dundee: That's right Nadine. As we all know, this variation of the dreaded Tombstone Piledriver allows Ashe Mayamoto to drive piles twice as deep as his opponents!

Nadine Jansen: And it was that very move that broke Blaze's neck and put Gravewalker in bandages this week!

[Ashe Mayamoto falls backwards, maintaining the hold on Dakota's legs, causing Dakota to spring up into a vertical position, and then fall uncontrollably facefoward, crashing violently into the mat, directly on the pile of thumbtacks! ]

Jack Dundee: My god! Ashe Mayamoto has just perforated Dakota!

Nadine Jansen: What was that move from Ashe? My sources are telling me he calls it the... the Keelhaul? What the he...

Jack Dundee: I call it twelve inches of bloody fury Nadine!

Nadine Jansen: Wait, what?

Jack Dundee: The human head, Nadine, twelve inches. Take a look at Dakota and tell me that isn't bloody fury...

[Dakota pins Ashe Mayamoto against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Ashe Mayamoto short-arm clotheslines Dakota to the Cement. Dakota is up again. Ashe Mayamoto executes a jawbreakeron Dakota. Ashe Mayamoto climbs to his feet. Dakota gets up. Ashe Mayamoto gets hit with a dragon scerw from Dakota. Dakota moves back to his feet. Ashe Mayamoto gets back to his feet. Ashe Mayamoto applies the clawhold on Dakota. ]

Jack Dundee - Dakota takes a clawhold.

[Damien Thorne walks down to the ring watching Ashe and Dakota tearing into each other. He is giggling and waits in anticipation.He sees an opening and jumps onto the apron and then to the top rope,and hits Ashe with a flying side kick off the top rope. He laughs as he rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp,bowing slightly to Dakota as he makes his way backstage,laughing evilly. Dakota gets hit hard with a corkscrew bodypress. Ashe Mayamoto puts Dakota in an arm grapevine submission. Dakota climbs to his feet. Dakota kicks Ashe Mayamoto in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the Cement. Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with a heart punch. Dakota gets back to his feet. Dakota uses a tornado DDT to plant Ashe Mayamoto's head into the Cement. Dakota knee drops Ashe Mayamoto. Now Dakota standing. Ashe Mayamoto is back on his feet. Dakota Climbs Up The Steps With The Hair Of Ashe Mayamoto Onto The Ring Ramp Dakota And Ashe Mayamoto Leave The Ring Ramp Into The Parking Garage Dakota Brings Ashe Mayamoto Outside The Stadium Ashe Mayamoto is speared by Dakota. Dakota stands up. Dakota fist drops Ashe Mayamoto on the Grass. Ashe Mayamoto is up again. Dakota hits the Dark Descent on Ashe Mayamoto. . Ed Martinez counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Dakota!!!

War Master vs. Azrael
(UWA US Title)
(Standard Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match for the UWA US Title title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 248 pounds, he holds the UWA US Title title belt, War Master!!!

["Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park plays over the PA as War Master makes his way to the ring. ]

Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 258 pounds,, Azrael!!!

[The Only by Static-X plays as Azrael makes his way to the ring Azrael gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from War Master. War Master gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Azrael. (ring, ring, ring) War Master bounces Azrael off the ropes and clotheslines him. War Master covers Azrael. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. ...1 ...2 Azrael escapes. ]

Jack Dundee - War Master should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Azrael tackles War Master. Azrael with a sunset flip on War Master. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 War Master kicks out. ]

Nadine Jansen - Not even close!

[War Master gets back to his feet. Azrael discus punches War Master. War Master climbs to his feet. Azrael grabs War Master by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. War Master comes from behind and bulldogs Azrael. War Master climbs to his feet. War Master covers Azrael. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 ...2 Azrael kicks out. ]

Jack Dundee - War Master should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Azrael gets up. Azrael comes from behind and bulldogs War Master. Azrael climbs to his feet. Now War Master standing. War Master hits Azrael with the crotch slam. ]

Nadine Jansen - Nice crotch slam by War Master. Is this a great match or not?

Jack Dundee - Mmmmm....damn right!

[War Master runs in and leg drops Azrael. War Master sends Azrael to ringside. ]

Jack Dundee - That's it! Fight on the outside and get counted out, you jackass!!

[Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) War Master chokes Azrael with his boot. Azrael gets up. War Master takes Azrael into the ring. War Master picks up Azrael and hits him with a Back Suplex. War Master climbs to his feet. War Master covers Azrael. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. ...1 ...2 Azrael escapes. ]

Nadine Jansen - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

Nadine Jansen - The mat is covered with blood from that injury.

[War Master rakes the face of Azrael in attempt to make a come back. War Master connects with a flying knee. Azrael goes down. War Master climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Azrael. War Master moves back to his feet. War Master hits Azrael with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. War Master gets up. Azrael climbs to his feet. War Master hits Azrael with a Triple DDT. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jack Dundee - A Great show of what happens when your more aggresive!!

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, and still UWA US Title champion, War Master!!!

**SPECIAL**



*The cameras open up in a graveyard as maniacal laughing is heard. The cameras hurry and find Sandman standing there next to an open casket. "Black Angel, you beat me last week only cause you had someone attack me before hand. Well, you're going to learn this the easy way or the hard way. You're going to learn that you jump on me, I'll go after you and everyone ever associated with you, like so." The camera comes in closer to see an unconscious Viper in the casket as Sandman closes it and slides it into the open grave next to it. "No matter what you got planned for me, my revenge will be so much worse. You'd better hurry here before I bury her." Sandman starts shoveling dirt into the grave.

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