UWA HardRock live from Houston, TX
Nov 20th, 2005
**SPECIAL**
*As HardRock comes on the air, a 5 minute video montage of clips from matches involving Eddie Guerrero plays ending with "Eddie Guerrero, 1967-2005, Rest in Peace"
**SPECIAL**
*the scene opens up backstage. The 2 massive masked monsters are seen entering the arena. As they enter, security immediately blocks their way, telling them that they are not to be let on the premises. The 2 monsters look at each other and then each produce a piece of paper and walk past the security*
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart vs. *Johnny Justice
(Standard Match)
Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 325 pounds, from Lafayette, Louisiana a member of Law and Justic, *Johnny Justice!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Kid Rock's Early Morning Stoned Pimp plays as Johnny Justice is escorted to the ring by Sgt. Tatum
]
Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 257 pounds,, "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart!!!
[Them Bones by Alice in Chains plays as "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart makes his way to the ring
*Johnny Justice checks his boots.
*Johnny Justice gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
(ring, ring, ring) *Johnny Justice executes a huge gutbuster on "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets up.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart delivers a spinning backbreak to *Johnny Justice.
*Johnny Justice nails "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart with a belly-to-back suplex.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets back to his feet.
*Johnny Justice short clothslines "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart climbs to his feet.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart uses a belly-to-belly suplex. *Johnny Justice is down.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart puts *Johnny Justice in the double reverse chinlock.
The referee is checking the situation.
... *Johnny Justice is fighting the hold. ... *Johnny Justice is fighting the hold. ... *Johnny Justice trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) *Johnny Justice escapes.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart puts *Johnny Justice in an arm grapevine submission.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart hits *Johnny Justice with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart executes a corkscrew legdrop on *Johnny Justice.
]
Nadine Jansen - "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart executes a corkscrew legdrop.
["Nightmare" Brian Blackhart climbs to his feet.
*Johnny Justice gets hit with the shooting star press from "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
Referee Ed Martinez makes the count.
...1 ...2
*Johnny Justice escapes.
*Johnny Justice moves back to his feet.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart does a cartwheel and kicks *Johnny Justice in the face.
]
Nadine Jansen - "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart with a cartwheel kick.
[*Johnny Justice is back on his feet.
*Johnny Justice executes a flying sommersault bodyblock on "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart from off the top rope.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets hit with the shooting star press from *Johnny Justice.
Referee Ed Martinez makes the count.
...1 ...2
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart kicks out.
*Johnny Justice trys for a crotch slam but "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart avoids it.
*Johnny Justice throws "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets hit with a diving elbow smash from *Johnny Justice.
*Johnny Justice is up again.
*Johnny Justice jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart with an Aztecan suplex on *Johnny Justice sends him to the mat.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart is back on his feet.
*Johnny Justice gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
Now "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart standing.
*Johnny Justice gets back to his feet.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart hits *Johnny Justice with an earringer.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart nails *Johnny Justice with a springboard dropkick.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart rolls onto *Johnny Justice connecting with a knee.
*Johnny Justice gets hit with the shooting star press from "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
Ed Martinez counts the pin.
...1
*Johnny Justice kicks out.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart legsweeps *Johnny Justice.
*Johnny Justice stands up.
*Johnny Justice hits a koppo kick on "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
*Johnny Justice puts "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart in an arm grapevine submission.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart climbs to his feet.
A flying shoulder block send "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart to the mat.
*Johnny Justice hits "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
*Johnny Justice stands up.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets knocked on the ground and *Johnny Justice flips onto him.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets back to his feet.
*Johnny Justice bounces "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop.
*Johnny Justice sends "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart to ringside.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
(..2)
*Johnny Justice knees "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart and rolls back to his feet.
(...3)
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets hit with a back heel kick.
]
Nadine Jansen - "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart takes a back heel kick.
["Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets up.
(....4)
*Johnny Justice gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart and *Johnny Justice move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart and *Johnny Justice move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart and *Johnny Justice move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart and *Johnny Justice move back to ringside.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart takes *Johnny Justice into the ring.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart grabs *Johnny Justice and applies an arm wrench.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart fist drops *Johnny Justice on the mat.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets up.
*Johnny Justice with a high crossbody on "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets hit with the shooting star press from *Johnny Justice.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart escapes.
*Johnny Justice executes the flying head scissors on "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
Now *Johnny Justice standing.
Now "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart standing.
*Johnny Justice gouges "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart's eyes out.
*Johnny Justice grabs "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart's leg and takes him down.
*Johnny Justice goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
*Johnny Justice stomps "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart's head.
*Johnny Justice grabs "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart and applies an arm wrench.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart moves back to his feet.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart spinebuster bombs *Johnny Justice onto the mat.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart and *Johnny Justice go to the floor
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart chokes *Johnny Justice with a microphone cable.
]
Nadine Jansen - Don't even think of switching the channel.
[(..2)
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart stomps *Johnny Justice.
(...3)
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart is hit with a backward kick.
(....4)
*Johnny Justice executes a corkscrew legdrop on "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
]
Jack Dundee - corkscrew legdrop by *Johnny Justice.
[*Johnny Justice stands up.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
*Johnny Justice fist drops "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart on the mat.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart is back on his feet.
*Johnny Justice takes a slap to the face from "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart connects with a flying knee. *Johnny Justice goes down.
*Johnny Justice is up again.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart executes a split legged moonsault on to *Johnny Justice.
]
Jack Dundee - What a split legged moonsault!!
[Now "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart standing.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart hits the moonsault on *Johnny Justice.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart climbs to his feet.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart chokes *Johnny Justice with his boot.
*Johnny Justice gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
Now "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart standing.
Now *Johnny Justice standing.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart hits *Johnny Justice with a sit down face slam, sending them onto the mat.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart climbs to his feet.
"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart hits *Johnny Justice with the Blackhart Attack. *Johnny Justice looks to be out cold!
*Johnny Justice gets hit with the shooting star press from "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.
Referee Ed Martinez makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Nadine Jansen - "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart has won the match!
Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart!!!
**SPECIAL**
***The scene opens to***
*The Angel walking around backstage looking for someone, he spots Slash first. He
does a running spear to his back, knocking him down. Before he can react, The Angel
picks him up, and does a Canadian Backbreaker on a near by table.
Slash seems to be knocked out. The Angel checks him out.
Slash try's to surprise The Angel, but it doesn't work, The Angel quickly grabs Slash's
barbed-wire baseball bat and bashes him over the head with it, busting it open.
He does this repeatedly, three or four times, he lost count.
He then picks the lifeless form of Slash up. Walks outside and throws him in the dumpster.
He then walks back inside*
***The scene fades out***
The Judge vs. *Razorblade
(Standard Match)
Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 247 pounds,, *Razorblade!!!
["Again" by H.I.M. blasts thru the speakers and Razorblade makes his way to the ring
]
Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Hell's Kitchen, NY he holds the UWA US Title title belt, The Judge!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[A female Bailiff walks in front of the Judge as the man himself walks in, looking very mean.
*Razorblade places The Judge on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
The Judge executes a pumphandle suplex on *Razorblade.
(ring, ring, ring) *Razorblade hiptosses The Judge.
*Razorblade puts The Judge in an arm grapevine submission.
The Judge gets hit with a diving elbow smash from *Razorblade.
*Razorblade climbs to his feet.
The Judge gets back to his feet.
The Judge hits *Razorblade with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
*Razorblade gets up.
The Judge shoulder tackles *Razorblade.
The Judge moves back to his feet.
The Judge hits a kneeling headbutt to *Razorblade's groin.
The Judge stomps *Razorblade's head.
*Razorblade gives The Judge the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
]
Jack Dundee - Strong cobra clutch suplex now by *Razorblade!!
[*Razorblade gets up.
The Judge is back on his feet.
*Razorblade with the hammerlock on The Judge.
Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... The Judge is fighting the hold. ... ... The Judge trys to escape. The Judge escapes.
*Razorblade punches The Judge in the head.
*Razorblade gouges The Judge's eyes out.
The Judge double underhook faceslams *Razorblade hard to the *Razorblade.
The Judge covers *Razorblade.
Ed Martinez counts the pin.
...1 ...2
*Razorblade kicks out.
*Razorblade hits a flying karate chop right to The Judge's neck.
The Judge nails *Razorblade with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Judge is back on his feet.
Now *Razorblade standing.
The Judge forearm smashes *Razorblade.
The Judge mule kicks *Razorblade.
The Judge measures *Razorblade up and drops a closed fist.
]
Jack Dundee - fist drop!
[*Razorblade moves back to his feet.
The Judge goes for a cross-body block but *Razorblade dodges the attack.
The Judge puts *Razorblade in the double reverse chinlock.
The referee is checking the situation.
... *Razorblade is fighting the hold. ... *Razorblade is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... *Razorblade trys to escape. *Razorblade escapes.
The Judge uses a snap mare takeover on *Razorblade.
*Razorblade moves back to his feet.
The Judge hits a jumping elbow hrust on *Razorblade.
The Judge covers *Razorblade.
Referee Ed Martinez makes the count.
...1 ...2
*Razorblade escapes.
]
Jack Dundee - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like *Razorblade.
[*Razorblade is up again.
*Razorblade pulls The Judge's hair.
The Judge spinning mule kicks *Razorblade.
Now *Razorblade standing.
*Razorblade executes a headlock takedown.
*Razorblade jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on The Judge.
*Razorblade gets up.
The Judge hits a spinning leg lariat on *Razorblade sending him to the mat.
*Razorblade moves back to his feet.
The Judge gets hit with a fisherman suplex by *Razorblade.
*Razorblade covers The Judge.
Referee Ed Martinez makes the count.
...1 ...2
The Judge escapes.
]
Jack Dundee - *Razorblade was so close!!
[The Judge moves back to his feet.
The Judge gets snap suplexed by *Razorblade.
*Razorblade moves back to his feet.
The Judge gets up.
The Judge springboard DDT's *Razorblade onto the mat!
The Judge chants start.
The Judge is up again.
The Judge drags *Razorblade to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
The Judge knee drops *Razorblade.
Now The Judge standing.
(..2)
(...3)
The Judge is hooked in a full nelson.
(....4)
*Razorblade knifehand chops The Judge.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
The Judge slaps *Razorblade in the face.
The Judge stands up.
*Razorblade tackles and begins punching The Judge.
The Judge climbs to his feet.
The Judge pokes *Razorblade in the eyes.
The Judge gets hit with a dragon scerw from *Razorblade.
*Razorblade stands up.
*Razorblade grabs The Judge's head and bites him in the face.
*Razorblade hits The Judge with an earringer.
The Judge spinebuster bombs *Razorblade onto the mat.
]
Nadine Jansen - Don't you dare switch the channel! Is this a great match or not?
Jack Dundee - Yeah, you know it.
[The Judge hits *Razorblade with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
The Judge stands up.
*Razorblade is up again.
*Razorblade with a headbutt on The Judge.
The Judge tackles *Razorblade.
The Judge rolls onto *Razorblade connecting with a knee.
*Razorblade is back on his feet.
*Razorblade gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Judge comes over and smashes *Razorblade's head into it.
]
Nadine Jansen - *Razorblade takes a headsmash into turnbuckle.
[The Judge hits *Razorblade with a single arm DDT.
The Judge stands up.
*Razorblade gets locked in the painful STF.
The referee is checking the situation.
... *Razorblade is fighting the hold. ... *Razorblade trys to escape. *Razorblade escapes.
The Judge and *Razorblade go to the floor
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
The Judge nails *Razorblade with a double underhook suplex.
The Judge chants start.
The Judge nails *Razorblade with a huge slingshot sommersault splash.
Now The Judge standing.
The Judge takes *Razorblade into the ring.
The Judge climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on *Razorblade.
The Judge hits *Razorblade with the back of his elbow.
The Judge nails *Razorblade in the head with The Verdict.
makes the cover with a reverse cradle.
Ed Martinez counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Nadine Jansen - We've got ourselves a winner!
Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, The Judge!!!
**SPECIAL**
***Ten-minutes later the scene fades in***
*The Angel, still carrying the bat, spots Southern Skye and Nighthawk. Southern Skye,
seeing Slash's bat is enraged and rushes forward to attack. The Angel clotheslines
her, and shrugs and looks at Nighthawk, who also rushes forward to attack.
They lock-up. Nighthawk try's to do a Bossman Slam , but it is countered and The
Angel performs a Northern Lights Powerbomb on Nighthawk, knocking him
out. Southern Skye jumps on his back, but she is throwen off, and she gets
hit in the head with the bat, busting her head open. She is knocked out-cold. He walks over to Nighthawk, who is stirring. He gets kicked in the face, and picked up.
The Angel performs an Spinebuster Bomb on a nearby table.
He gets the bat to the head, three times, busting it open. He is knocked out*
***The scene fades out***
Breaker vs. *Swift
(Standard Match)
Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 240 pounds,, Breaker!!!
[The theme to "Chips" plays as Breaker comes to the ring. ]
Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 285 pounds,, *Swift!!! (crowd boos *******)
["Make Me a Superstar" by Saliva plays as Swift makes his way to the ring.
Breaker places *Swift on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
*Swift executes a pumphandle suplex on Breaker.
(ring, ring, ring) Breaker legsweeps *Swift.
Breaker hits *Swift with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
]
Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?
[Breaker moves back to his feet.
Breaker fist drops *Swift on the mat.
Breaker is up again.
*Swift moves back to his feet.
*Swift neck snaps Breaker.
*Swift hits a kneeling headbutt to Breaker's groin.
]
Nadine Jansen - Breaker takes a kneeling headbutt.
[Breaker climbs to his feet.
Breaker slaps *Swift.
Breaker uses a closed fist on *Swift.
]
Nadine Jansen - *Swift takes a punch.
[*Swift executes the Super DDT on Breaker!
*Swift is up again.
*Swift locks Breaker in the odd octopus hold.
Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... *Swift tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... *Swift breaks the hold.
*Swift puts Breaker in an arm grapevine submission.
Breaker gets back to his feet.
*Swift takes a slap to the face from Breaker.
Breaker gets up.
Breaker with an Aztecan suplex on *Swift sends him to the mat.
Breaker gets up.
*Swift is back on his feet.
*Swift hits Breaker with the back of his elbow.
Breaker gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Breaker holds *Swift in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
Breaker chops *Swift.
]
Nadine Jansen - Breaker executes a chop.
[*Swift gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
*Swift gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Breaker.
Breaker rolls onto *Swift connecting with a knee.
Breaker puts *Swift in an arm grapevine submission.
Breaker covers *Swift.
Ed Martinez counts.
...1 ...2
*Swift escapes.
]
Nadine Jansen - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[*Swift gets up.
Breaker executes a headlock takedown.
Breaker rolls onto *Swift connecting with a knee.
*Swift is up again.
*Swift gets hit with a back heel kick.
Breaker hits *Swift with an elbowdrop.
Breaker grabs *Swift's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
Breaker covers *Swift hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
*Swift escapes.
*Swift is back on his feet.
*Swift gets tiger suplexed by Breaker.
Now Breaker standing.
Breaker fist drops *Swift on the mat.
Breaker gets back to his feet.
Breaker covers *Swift.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
*Swift escapes.
]
Jack Dundee - Breaker should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[*Swift gets back to his feet.
Breaker picks up *Swift and executes the cradle DDT.
Breaker gets back to his feet.
Breaker sends *Swift to ringside.
]
Jack Dundee - Breaker using a submission here is like stoping a river with a mud fence......it just doesn't work!
[Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
]
Jack Dundee - Seriously, am I not the sexiest man in the UWA?
Nadine Jansen - I *DON'T* think so
[(..2)
*Swift gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Breaker.
Breaker stands up.
*Swift gets up.
(...3)
Breaker hits *Swift with the back of his elbow.
(....4)
Breaker punches *Swift in the gut.
(.....5)
Breaker and *Swift move back into the ring.
Breaker short lariats *Swift.
Now *Swift standing.
Breaker grabs *Swift's head and DDT's him on the mat.
Breaker gets back to his feet.
Breaker and *Swift go to the floor
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
]
Nadine Jansen - Don't you dare switch the channel! Are you entertained, Jack??
Jack Dundee - E i e i no
[(..2)
Breaker gets hit with a back heel kick.
Breaker moves back to his feet.
(...3)
*Swift gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Breaker.
(....4)
Breaker takes *Swift down with a knee.
(.....5)
Breaker takes *Swift into the ring.
*Swift gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Breaker.
Breaker gets up.
*Swift is back on his feet.
Breaker hits a spinning leg lariat on *Swift sending him to the mat.
*Swift gets up.
Breaker knifehand chops *Swift.
Breaker delivers a kick to the head of *Swift.
Breaker executes a swinging bulldog on *Swift driving *Swift's face into the mat.
Breaker is back on his feet.
*Swift gets up.
*Swift places Breaker on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex.
*Swift sucks chants start in the crowd.
*Swift executes a piledriver on Breaker.
*Swift chokes Breaker with his boot.
*Swift sucks chants start in the crowd.
Now Breaker standing.
*Swift uses a lariat on Breaker.
Breaker stands up.
Breaker hits him with a back fist.
Breaker picks *Swift up and executes a stomachbreaker.
Breaker executes the Super DDT on *Swift!
makes the cover with a reverse cradle.
Ed Martinez counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Jack Dundee - Breaker has won the match!
Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Breaker!!!
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Battle Axe and Saber vs. ????
(Tag Match)
Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Battle Axe and Saber!!!
[Battle Axe and Saber walk down the ramp to the ring
]
Jack Dundee - and their opponents.....
[Without warning from the back, the 2 massive 'Monsters' rush the ring. Ed Martinez is the referee for this match. Monster 2 drops *Saber with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
*Saber checks out the ring.
(ring, ring, ring) "Jason" and *Saber are rolling on the ground, then "Jason" grabs *Saber's neck in a guillotine choke.
Monster 2 stands up.
*Saber grabs Monster 2 by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
*Saber tags in *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe gives Monster 2 a reverse neckbreaker.
*Battle Axe is up again.
Monster 2 tags "Michael".
*Battle Axe kicks "Michael" on the mat.
"Michael" tags Monster 2.
*Battle Axe grabs Monster 2 and applies an arm wrench.
*Battle Axe puts Monster 2 in an arm grapevine submission.
"Jason" gets hit with a diving elbow smash from *Battle Axe.
]
Jack Dundee - Follows up with a diving elbow smash.
[*Battle Axe is back on his feet.
Monster 2 makes the tag to "Michael".
"Michael" rakes the face of *Battle Axe in attempt to make a come back.
Monster 1 short-arm clotheslines *Battle Axe to the mat.
*Battle Axe is up again.
Monster 1 hits a kneeling headbutt to *Battle Axe's groin.
*Battle Axe gets up.
*Battle Axe forearm smashes "Michael".
*Battle Axe tags *Saber.
*Saber applies the clawhold on "Michael".
*Saber brings in *Battle Axe for Battle Axe and Saber.
Monster 1 get nailed with a double axhandle chop from *Battle Axe.
"Michael" climbs to his feet.
*Battle Axe tags in *Saber.
*Saber bounces Monster 1 off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Monster 1 gets hit with the shooting star press from *Saber.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Monster 1 kicks out.
Monster 1 moves back to his feet.
Monster 1 hits *Saber with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Monster 1 gets up.
*Saber tags in *Battle Axe.
"Michael" kicks *Battle Axe in the groin.
Monster 2 tagged in by Monster 1.
Monster 1 spinning mule kicks *Battle Axe.
"Michael" with a takeover suplex on *Battle Axe.
They lockup. "Jason" sends *Battle Axe to the corner of the ring.
]
Jack Dundee - Make sure the ref doesn't see it and you can get away with anything!
["Jason" is up again.
*Battle Axe trys for a power bomb but Monster 2 avoids it.
*Battle Axe tags *Saber.
Monster 2 executes a corkscrew legdrop on *Saber.
Monster 2 is back on his feet.
Now *Saber standing.
*Saber tags in *Battle Axe.
*Saber executes a belly-to-belly suplex on "Jason".
*Saber picks Monster 2 up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him.
"Jason" gets hit with a dragon scerw from *Saber.
"Jason" jabs *Saber.
*Saber is hit with a backward kick.
Monster 2 knees *Saber and rolls back to his feet.
Now *Saber standing.
*Battle Axe tags in *Saber.
"Jason" knifehand chops *Saber.
]
Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?
["Michael" tagged in by Monster 2.
Monster 1 executes a ropeflip hiptoss on *Saber.
*Saber tags *Battle Axe.
"Michael" knifehand chops *Battle Axe.
*Saber tagged in by *Battle Axe.
Monster 1 puts *Saber in an arm grapevine submission.
"Michael" tags in Monster 2.
Monster 2 forearm smashes *Saber.
]
Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?
["Jason" pump handle slams *Saber to the mat.
Monster 2 goes for a backdrop driver but *Saber dodges the attack.
*Saber is locked into the painful bow-and-arrow submission.
Ed Martinez asks *Saber if he quits.
... ... "Jason" breaks the hold.
Monster 2 drags *Saber to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
"Jason" swings a Steel chair and hits *Saber.
*Saber is bleeding as a result.
(..2)
*Saber gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
(...3)
*Saber bounces "Jason" off the ropes and faceslams him onto the floor.
*Saber gets back to his feet.
"Jason" stands up.
(....4)
"Jason" nails *Saber with a belly-to-back suplex.
(.....5)
Monster 2 takes *Saber into the ring.
Monster 2 stomps *Saber's head.
"Michael" tagged in by Monster 2.
Monster 1 knees *Saber and rolls back to his feet.
*Saber is up again.
Monster 2 tagged in by Monster 1.
*Saber nails Monster 2 with a huge slingshot sommersault splash.
*Saber sucks chants start in the crowd.
*Saber moves back to his feet.
]
Nadine Jansen - My God I've haven't seen anything like this since my sorority parties!
[*Saber hits a frog splash on Monster 2.
*Saber is up again.
*Saber drags Monster 2 to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
]
Jack Dundee - This is how wrestling should be! These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?
Nadine Jansen - No comment.
[ Monster 2 gets up.
(..2)
Monster 2 grabs *Saber's head and hites him in the face.
(...3)
*Saber gets elbowed to his midsection by *Saber.
(....4)
*Saber short lariats "Jason".
"Jason" is back on his feet.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Monster 2 and *Saber move back to ringside.
"Jason" takes *Saber into the ring.
Monster 2 hits *Saber with an earringer.
*Saber makes the tag to *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe gets thrown into the turnbuckle. "Jason" comes over and smashes *Battle Axe's head into it.
"Jason" hits a kneeling headbutt to *Battle Axe's groin.
*Battle Axe moves back to his feet.
*Battle Axe nails "Jason" with an inverted DDT.
*Battle Axe stands up.
Monster 2 gets locked into the headscissors submission by *Battle Axe.
The referee is checking the situation.
... (AHHHH!) ... *Battle Axe tightens the hold. ... Monster 2 trys to escape. Monster 2 escapes.
]
Jack Dundee - What an outstanding match!
[*Battle Axe trys for a flying headbutt but "Jason" avoids it.
*Battle Axe executes a piledriver on "Jason".
"Jason" tags Monster 1.
*Battle Axe uses a lariat on Monster 1.
"Michael" grabs *Battle Axe by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Monster 1 drives a forearm into the head of *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe tags in *Saber.
"Michael" gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on *Saber.
]
Nadine Jansen - "Michael" executes a jumping neck snap.
[ Monster 1 tags in "Jason".
Now "Jason" standing.
*Saber get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Monster 2.
*Saber stands up.
"Jason" grabs *Saber by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
*Saber brings in *Battle Axe for Battle Axe and Saber.
*Battle Axe grabs "Jason"'s leg and takes him down.
*Battle Axe executes a jawbreakeron Monster 2.
*Saber gives "Jason" the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
]
Jack Dundee - Double team?!? Ah well, he deserves it.
["Jason" trys for a side belly-to-belly suplex but *Saber avoids it.
The leg hammerlock applied by Monster 2 is breaking *Saber down.
Ed Martinez asks *Saber if he quits.
... ... (AHHHH!) "Jason" breaks the hold.
Monster 1 tagged in by "Jason".
*Battle Axe hits a kneeling headbutt to Monster 1's groin.
Monster 1 stands up.
*Battle Axe rakes his fingers across "Michael"'s back.
*Battle Axe neck snaps "Michael".
*Battle Axe tags in *Saber.
*Saber grabs Monster 1's head and DDT's him on the mat.
]
Nadine Jansen - Don't even think of switching the channel.
[ Monster 1 gets back to his feet.
*Saber gets elbowed to his midsection by *Saber.
Monster 1 brings in "Jason" for The Monsters.
*Saber gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by "Jason".
"Michael" puts *Saber in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker.
]
Jack Dundee - *Saber is being double teamed! I LOVE it!!
["Michael" gets elbowed to his midsection by Monster 1.
*Battle Axe tagged in by *Saber.
*Battle Axe bounces Monster 2 off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
*Battle Axe climbs to his feet.
*Battle Axe executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Monster 2.
*Battle Axe moves back to his feet.
*Battle Axe hits Monster 2 with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
*Battle Axe gets up.
*Battle Axe brings in *Saber for Battle Axe and Saber.
"Jason" dropkicks *Saber.
Monster 2 slaps the indian deathlock onto *Saber's legs.
Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... ... *Saber trys to escape. *Saber escapes.
Monster 2 executes a piledriver on *Saber.
*Saber trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift "Jason".
*Saber makes the tag to *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe nails "Jason" with a belly-to-back suplex.
*Battle Axe is up again.
"Jason" gets back to his feet.
Monster 1 tagged in by "Jason".
"Michael" is hooked in a full nelson.
Flying Tomahawk by *Battle Axe sends Monster 1 down to the mat.
*Battle Axe covers Monster 1 hooking the leg.
Ed Martinez counts.
...1
Monster 1 escapes.
Monster 1 makes the tag to "Jason".
Monster 2 gets thrown into the turnbuckle. *Battle Axe comes over and smashes "Jason"'s head into it.
*Battle Axe brings in *Saber for Battle Axe and Saber.
Monster 2 tackles *Saber.
*Saber makes the tag to *Battle Axe.
Monster 2 mule kicks *Battle Axe.
"Jason" makes the tag to Monster 1.
*Battle Axe pokes Monster 1 in the eyes.
*Battle Axe kicks "Michael" in the stomach.
"Michael" gets up.
Monster 1 executes a swinging neckbreaker on *Battle Axe.
"Michael" drags *Battle Axe to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Monster 1 fist drops *Battle Axe on the floor.
*Battle Axe is up again.
(...3)
Flying kick by *Battle Axe takes "Michael" down.
]
Nadine Jansen - Monster 1 takes a flying kick.
[(....4)
"Michael" uses a snap mare takeover on *Battle Axe.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
"Michael" kicks *Battle Axe on the mat.
*Battle Axe climbs to his feet.
*Battle Axe executes a headlock takedown.
*Battle Axe measures "Michael" up and drops a closed fist.
*Battle Axe gets back to his feet.
*Battle Axe covers Monster 1 hooking the leg.
Ed Martinez counts the pin.
...1
Monster 1 kicks out.
Monster 1 gets up.
*Battle Axe with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Monster 1.
*Battle Axe climbs to his feet.
*Battle Axe executes a corkscrew legdrop on Monster 1.
*Battle Axe is up again.
*Battle Axe hits Monster 1 with an inverted atomic drop.
Monster 1 moves back to his feet.
Japanese armdrag take down from *Battle Axe send Monster 1 to the mat.
]
Jack Dundee - Follows up with a Japanese armdrag takedown.
["Michael" climbs to his feet.
"Michael" tags in "Jason".
*Battle Axe strikes Monster 2 in the chest.
*Battle Axe tags in *Saber.
*Battle Axe hits him with a back fist.
]
Jack Dundee - That's it cheat!! It's the only way to win!
[*Battle Axe slaps the face of "Jason".
*Battle Axe moves back to his feet.
*Saber tags *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe leaps up, swings around "Jason" and DDT's him onto the mat.
*Battle Axe executes the German suplex on Monster 2.
*Battle Axe spins aroround "Jason"'s back and DDT's him into the mat.
*Battle Axe hits Monster 2 with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
*Battle Axe knees Monster 2 and rolls back to his feet.
*Battle Axe hits Monster 2 with an elbowdrop.
*Battle Axe is up again.
Monster 2 brings in "Michael" for The Monsters.
"Michael" gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face.
"Michael" tags Monster 2.
Now Monster 2 standing.
Monster 2 with an exploder suplex on *Battle Axe.
]
Nadine Jansen - That exploder suplex was very good.
[ Monster 2 is up again.
*Battle Axe stands up.
Monster 2 grabs *Battle Axe's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg.
Referee Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... ... Monster 2 breaks the hold.
Monster 2 sends *Battle Axe to ringside.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Monster 2 is t-bone suplexed by *Battle Axe.
Now *Battle Axe standing.
(..2)
]
Nadine Jansen - What an outstanding match!
[(...3)
*Battle Axe measures "Jason" up and drops a closed fist.
"Jason" gets back to his feet.
(....4)
Monster 2 gets hit with a back heel kick.
(.....5)
Monster 2 takes *Battle Axe into the ring.
"Jason" kicks *Battle Axe in the stomach.
"Jason" covers *Battle Axe.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
*Battle Axe kicks out.
]
Jack Dundee - "Jason" should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
["Jason" makes the tag to "Michael".
*Battle Axe puts Monster 1 in an arm grapevine submission.
*Battle Axe gives Monster 1 the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
*Battle Axe gets back to his feet.
*Battle Axe wraps his legs around "Michael"'s neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper.
Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... ... "Michael" trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) "Michael" escapes.
*Battle Axe trys for a flying legdrop but Monster 1 avoids it.
*Battle Axe locks him in the arm hammerlock submission.
Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... ... Monster 1 escapes.
*Battle Axe drags "Michael" to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
"Michael" climbs to his feet.
(..2)
"Michael" executes a jawbreakeron *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe moves back to his feet.
(...3)
*Battle Axe pulls Monster 1's hair.
(....4)
"Michael" bites *Battle Axe's arm out of desparation.
]
Nadine Jansen - "Michael" with a arm bite.
[(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
"Michael" chops *Battle Axe.
"Michael" makes the tag to "Jason".
"Jason" executes the brain buster on *Battle Axe.
Monster 2 hits *Battle Axe with the back of his elbow.
*Battle Axe short lariats Monster 2.
Monster 2 moves back to his feet.
*Battle Axe puts "Jason" on the top rope and executes a superplex.
*Battle Axe moves back to his feet.
"Jason" is up again.
"Jason" with spinning headscissors on *Battle Axe send him hard to the mat.
"Jason" climbs to his feet.
*Battle Axe climbs to his feet.
Monster 2 and *Battle Axe go to the floor
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
]
Jack Dundee - Man there's alot of stuff for sale on Ebay.
[(..2)
"Jason" punches *Battle Axe in the gut.
(...3)
"Jason" hits a jumping elbow hrust on *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Monster 2 is hit with a backward kick.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
*Battle Axe knees Monster 2 and rolls back to his feet.
Monster 2 brings in "Michael" for The Monsters.
*Battle Axe gets tiger suplexed by "Michael".
Now "Michael" standing.
*Saber tagged in by *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe piledrives "Michael".
*Saber piledrives "Michael".
*Saber punches "Michael" repeatedly.
]
Jack Dundee - Double team?!? Ah well, he deserves it.
[*Saber climbs to his feet.
*Saber runs and tackles Monster 1. *Saber punches him in the head.
"Michael" gets back to his feet.
Monster 1 throws *Saber off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
"Michael" covers *Saber hooking the leg.
Referee Ed Martinez makes the count.
...1 ...2
*Saber escapes.
]
Nadine Jansen - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[*Saber climbs to his feet.
*Saber tags in *Battle Axe.
Monster 1 gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
*Saber piledrives Monster 1.
*Battle Axe punches Monster 1 repeatedly.
Monster 1 knees *Battle Axe and rolls back to his feet.
*Battle Axe tags *Saber.
"Michael" puts *Saber on the top rope and executes a superplex.
"Michael" is back on his feet.
*Saber stands up.
*Saber gives "Michael" a reverse neckbreaker.
*Saber gets back to his feet.
"Michael" gets back to his feet.
Monster 1 punches *Saber in the gut.
*Saber tags in *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe picks "Michael" up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him.
*Battle Axe puts "Michael" in the double reverse chinlock.
The referee is checking the situation.
... "Michael" trys to escape. ... ... *Battle Axe breaks the hold.
"Michael" brings in Monster 2 for The Monsters.
*Battle Axe executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Monster 2.
*Battle Axe is up again.
*Battle Axe kicks Monster 2 on the mat.
*Battle Axe executes a corkscrew legdrop on Monster 2.
*Battle Axe tags *Saber.
"Jason" clotheslines *Saber.
"Jason" rakes the face of *Saber in attempt to make a come back.
Monster 2 tags "Michael".
They lockup. "Michael" sends *Saber to the corner of the ring.
]
Jack Dundee - Double team?!? Ah well, he deserves it.
[ Monster 1 moves back to his feet.
Monster 1 hits a spinning leg lariat on *Saber sending him to the mat.
"Michael" makes the tag to Monster 2.
*Saber gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Monster 2.
Monster 2 gets back to his feet.
*Saber is back on his feet.
Monster 2 with a huge fisherman buster on *Saber.
"Jason" stands up.
"Michael" tagged in by "Jason".
*Saber punches "Michael" repeatedly.
"Michael" nails *Saber with a belly-to-back suplex.
"Michael" stands up.
*Saber gets up.
*Saber trys for a spinning backbreaker but is unable to lift "Michael".
*Saber makes the tag to *Battle Axe.
"Michael" slaps *Battle Axe.
"Michael" brings in "Jason" for The Monsters.
*Battle Axe goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on "Jason".
*Battle Axe is back on his feet.
*Battle Axe makes the tag to *Saber.
*Saber applies an arm wrench to Monster 2.
]
Jack Dundee - Monster 2 takes a arm wrench.
[ Monster 2 is back on his feet.
*Saber trys for a hotshot but is not strong enough to lift Monster 2.
Monster 2 makes the tag to "Michael".
*Saber gets sidewalk slammed by Monster 1.
]
Nadine Jansen - *Saber is being double teamed!
[*Saber superkicks "Michael".
"Michael" climbs to his feet.
Monster 1 slaps *Saber in the face.
"Michael" climbs to his feet.
*Saber double underhook faceslams Monster 1 hard to the Monster 1.
Monster 1 makes the tag to Monster 2.
Monster 2 trys for a spine buster but *Saber avoids it.
Monster 1 tagged in by Monster 2.
*Saber executes a jawbreakeron "Michael".
*Saber gets up.
*Saber tags *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe slingshot elbow drops Monster 1.
*Saber with a falling splash on Monster 1.
*Saber executes a corkscrew legdrop on "Michael".
]
Jack Dundee - He's being double teamed, and I like it!!!
[*Saber hits Monster 1 with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
*Saber moves back to his feet.
Monster 1 tags Monster 2.
*Battle Axe kicks Monster 2 in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat.
"Jason" climbs to his feet.
Monster 2 hits *Battle Axe with a headbutt to the mid-section.
*Battle Axe tags *Saber.
*Saber slaps the face of "Jason".
Now *Saber standing.
*Saber slaps Monster 2.
*Saber hits a koppo kick on "Jason".
"Jason" stands up.
*Saber gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Monster 2.
]
Nadine Jansen - fireman's carry!
[*Saber gets up.
*Saber grabs "Jason"'s leg and takes him down.
"Jason" gets back to his feet.
Monster 1 tagged in by "Jason".
"Michael" clotheslines *Saber.
]
Nadine Jansen - Come on ref! Do something!! *Saber is being double teamed!
[*Saber knees "Michael" and rolls back to his feet.
"Michael" tags in "Jason".
They lockup. Monster 1 sends *Saber to the corner of the ring.
]
Nadine Jansen - Come on ref! Do something!! *Saber is being double teamed!
["Michael" gets hit with a diving elbow smash from *Saber.
Monster 1 climbs to his feet.
*Saber hits Monster 1 with a baba chop.
Monster 1 knocks *Saber out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
*Saber stands up.
"Michael" gets thrown into the turnbuckle. *Saber comes over and smashes "Michael"'s head into it.
"Jason" makes the tag to "Michael".
"Michael" tackles *Saber.
"Michael" tags "Jason".
*Saber clotheslines Monster 2.
*Saber makes the tag to *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe hits Monster 2 with the back of his elbow.
"Michael" tagged in by Monster 2.
*Battle Axe gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by "Michael".
Monster 1 kicks *Battle Axe in the stomach.
Monster 1 gets elbowed to his midsection by "Michael".
"Michael" tags in Monster 2.
"Michael" executes a springboard bulldog, slamming *Battle Axe's head onto the mat.
]
Jack Dundee - He's being double teamed, and I like it!!!
[*Battle Axe gets thrown into the turnbuckle. "Michael" comes over and smashes *Battle Axe's head into it.
"Michael" tagged in by Monster 2.
Monster 1 executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming *Battle Axe's face to the mat.
"Jason" uses a snap mare takeover on *Battle Axe.
*Battle Axe gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Monster 1 hits *Battle Axe with an earringer.
]
Nadine Jansen - "Michael" with a earringer.
[*Battle Axe comes from behind and bulldogs "Michael".
"Michael" makes the tag to Monster 2.
*Battle Axe applies the clawhold on Monster 2.
Monster 2 hits *Battle Axe with an inverted atomic drop.
"Jason" slaps on an ankle lock submission! There's no telling how long *Battle Axe will be able to hold ou
Ed Martinez asks *Battle Axe if he quits.
... ... (AHHHH!) ... *Battle Axe trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) *Battle Axe escapes.
Monster 2 drags *Battle Axe to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Monster 2 measures *Battle Axe up and drops a closed fist.
"Jason" climbs to his feet.
(...3)
"Jason" hits *Battle Axe with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
(....4)
Monster 2 grabs *Battle Axe's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
"Jason" and *Battle Axe move back to ringside.
"Jason" and *Battle Axe move back into the ring.
"Jason" hits *Battle Axe with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Monster 2 gets up.
Monster 2 goes for a pin.
Ed Martinez counts.
...1
*Battle Axe kicks out.
]
Jack Dundee - Monster 2 should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[*Battle Axe gets up.
"Jason" gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
"Jason" grabs *Battle Axe's leg and takes him down.
"Jason" executes the German suplex on *Battle Axe.
"Jason" stands up.
Monster 2 executes the front facelock on *Battle Axe.
Referee Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... ... *Battle Axe trys to escape. ... ... "Jason" tightens the hold. *Battle Axe escapes.
"Jason" tags "Michael".
*Battle Axe puts Monster 1 in the achilles tendon hold.
*Battle Axe climbs to his feet.
*Battle Axe tags *Saber.
"Michael" punches *Saber repeatedly.
"Michael" uses a lariat on *Saber.
Now *Saber standing.
*Saber gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
"Michael" makes the tag to "Jason".
Monster 2 executes a jawbreakeron *Saber.
Monster 2 executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on *Saber.
Monster 2, behind *Saber, applies the cobra clutch with blinding speed.
Referee Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... ... *Saber trys to escape. Monster 2 breaks the hold.
"Jason" drags *Saber to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Monster 2 dives head first into *Saber.
Monster 2 gets up.
"Jason" gouges *Saber's eyes out.
They head back into the ring.
Monster 2 uses a closed fist on *Saber.
"Jason" delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send *Saber hard to the mat.
Monster 2 executes the super DDT on *Saber!
"Jason" covers *Saber hooking the leg.
Ed Martinez counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Jack Dundee - The winners of this match, The Monsters!!!
Southern Skye vs. Obscurity Gillespie
(Standard Match)
Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 115 pounds, a member of The Morgan Family accompanied by Johnny "The Brain" Morgan, Southern Skye!!! (crowd boos *******)
[I'm Good at Being Bad by TLC plays as Southern Sky is lead to the ring by The Brain
]
Jack Dundee - and her opponent, weighing in at 176 pounds,, Obscurity Gillespie!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[The Black Dahlia by Lamb of God plays as Obscurity makes her way to the ring
Southern Skye walks around the ring.
Obscurity Gillespie tests out the ropes.
(the bell rings) Southern Skye executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Obscurity Gillespie.
Obscurity Gillespie gets back to her feet.
Obscurity Gillespie grabs Southern Skye's head and hites her in the face.
]
Jack Dundee - face bite!
[Obscurity Gillespie pokes Southern Skye in the eyes.
Southern Skye pulls Obscurity Gillespie's hair.
Obscurity Gillespie executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Southern Skye.
Southern Skye is up again.
Obscurity Gillespie hits Southern Skye with an earringer.
Southern Skye trys for a top-rope German suplex but is not strong enough to lift Obscurity Gillespie.
Southern Skye trys for a tiger suplex but is not strong enough to lift Obscurity Gillespie.
Obscurity Gillespie is locked in an elbow submission by Southern Skye.
Ed Martinez asks Obscurity Gillespie if she quits.
... Obscurity Gillespie trys to escape. ... Obscurity Gillespie is fighting the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Obscurity Gillespie escapes.
Obscurity Gillespie picks up Southern Skye and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker.
Obscurity Gillespie drags Southern Skye to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Obscurity Gillespie rakes the face of Southern Skye in attempt to make a come back.
(...3)
Southern Skye goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Obscurity Gillespie.
]
Jack Dundee - flying double foot stomp!
[Southern Skye gets back to her feet.
Now Obscurity Gillespie standing.
(....4)
Obscurity Gillespie slaps Southern Skye.
(.....5)
Southern Skye takes Obscurity Gillespie into the ring.
Southern Skye gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Obscurity Gillespie.
Southern Skye hits a flying karate chop right to Obscurity Gillespie's neck.
Obscurity Gillespie pulls Southern Skye's hair.
Obscurity Gillespie puts Southern Skye in a Japanese arm drag.
Obscurity Gillespie gets back to her feet.
Southern Skye is back on her feet.
Obscurity Gillespie trys for a neck scissors but Southern Skye avoids it.
Southern Skye jumps onto Obscurity Gillespie's shoulders, twists, and DDT's her onto the mat
Obscurity Gillespie gets up.
Obscurity Gillespie grabs Southern Skye by the arm and breaks it over her shoulder.
Obscurity Gillespie gouges Southern Skye's eyes out.
Southern Skye gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Obscurity Gillespie.
]
Jack Dundee - Follows up with a boot choke.
[Obscurity Gillespie superkicks Southern Skye.
Obscurity Gillespie applies an arm wrench to Southern Skye.
Southern Skye gets up.
Obscurity Gillespie bites Southern Skye's arm out of desparation.
Obscurity Gillespie pins Southern Skye against the ropes and chokes her with her forearm.
Southern Skye jumps off of the top turnbuckle with a twisting moonsault, hitting Obscurity Gillespie square in the face.
]
Nadine Jansen - Nice twisting moonsault by Southern Skye.
[Now Southern Skye standing.
Johnny "The Brain" Morgan clotheslines Obscurity Gillespie.
Southern Skye climbs to the top rope and nails Obscurity Gillespie with a reverse flying elbow drop.
Obscurity Gillespie gets up.
Southern Skye sends Obscurity Gillespie to ringside.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Johnny "The Brain" Morgan clotheslines Obscurity Gillespie.
Southern Skye hits the frankensteiner from off the top rope.
Obscurity Gillespie moves back to her feet.
Southern Skye jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Obscurity Gillespie.
Southern Skye sucks chants start in the crowd.
Now Obscurity Gillespie standing. Johnny "The Brain" Morgan clotheslines Obscurity Gillespie. One of the 'Monsters' comes out of nowhere and snap ddt's Southern Skye on the concrete, tossing her back into the ring and chasing Johnny "The Brain" away from ringside.
Southern Skye and Obscurity Gillespie move back into the ring.
Obscurity Gillespie climbs to the top and hits Southern Skye with the 5 Star Frog Splash.
Obscurity Gillespie covers Southern Skye with a fantastic handspring hurricanrana.
Ed Martinez counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Jack Dundee - We've got ourselves a winner!
Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Obscurity Gillespie!!!
**SPECIAL**
***Later on The Angel and Bad Boyz and Krums are in Angel's private Locker room
talking before their match with the Morgan Family*
Angel:"Yeah boys, I have a feeling we will be victorious tonight,
and I've learned and mastered my feelings, so I'm usually right."
***The scene fades out as they laugh***
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Azrael vs. Kevin Lee Crowley
(US Contendership Match)
(Standard Match)
Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 258 pounds,, Azrael!!!
[The Only by Static-X plays as Azrael makes his way to the ring
]
Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 260 pounds, from Hell's Pass, TX, Kevin Lee Crowley!!!
["Satanic Cowboy" by Dog Fashion Disco plays as Kevin Lee Crowley makes his way to the ring.
Azrael checks his boots.
Kevin Lee Crowley places Azrael on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(ding, ding, ding) Azrael comes from behind and bulldogs Kevin Lee Crowley.
Azrael climbs to his feet.
Azrael stomps Kevin Lee Crowley.
Kevin Lee Crowley punches Azrael in the gut.
Azrael hits Kevin Lee Crowley with a Baba chop.
Flying side kick by Azrael takes Kevin Lee Crowley off his feet.
Azrael stands up.
Kevin Lee Crowley gets hit with the shooting star press from Azrael.
Ed Martinez counts the pin.
...1
Kevin Lee Crowley kicks out.
Kevin Lee Crowley goes for a German suplex but Azrael dodges the attack.
Kevin Lee Crowley sends Azrael to ringside.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Kevin Lee Crowley cuts Azrael with a blade.
Azrael is bleeding as a result.
(..2)
Kevin Lee Crowley smashes Azrael into the turnbuckle, then slams them to the floor with the Hellslam.
Kevin Lee Crowley climbs to his feet.
(...3)
Azrael gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kevin Lee Crowley.
Kevin Lee Crowley is up again.
(....4)
Kevin Lee Crowley rolls onto Azrael connecting with a knee.
Azrael stands up.
Azrael gets hit with a running powerslam by Kevin Lee Crowley
Kevin Lee Crowley gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Kevin Lee Crowley chokes Azrael with a microphone cable.
(......6)
Kevin Lee Crowley takes Azrael into the ring.
Kevin Lee Crowley puts Azrael in an arm grapevine submission.
Kevin Lee Crowley hits Azrael with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Kevin Lee Crowley gets up.
Kevin Lee Crowley covers Azrael hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Azrael escapes.
]
Nadine Jansen - Not even close!
[Azrael moves back to his feet.
Azrael kicks Kevin Lee Crowley in the groin.
Kevin Lee Crowley executes a swinging bulldog on Azrael driving Azrael's face into the mat.
Kevin Lee Crowley gets elbowed to his midsection by Kevin Lee Crowley.
Kevin Lee Crowley gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Azrael.
Kevin Lee Crowley tackles Azrael.
Kevin Lee Crowley is back on his feet.
Azrael climbs to his feet.
Azrael takes a slap to the face from Kevin Lee Crowley.
Kevin Lee Crowley climbs to his feet.
Azrael executes the brain buster on Kevin Lee Crowley.
Kevin Lee Crowley gets back to his feet.
Azrael hooks Kevin Lee Crowley in an armlock leglock submission.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Azrael tightens the hold. ... Azrael tightens the hold. ... Azrael breaks the hold.
Azrael trys for a running powerbomb but Kevin Lee Crowley avoids it.
Azrael sends Kevin Lee Crowley to ringside.
]
Jack Dundee - Kevin Lee Crowley doesn't have to worry about winning, he could be killed!!
[Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
]
Nadine Jansen - Don't you dare switch the channel!
[Kevin Lee Crowley nails Azrael with a double underhook suplex.
Azrael stands up.
Kevin Lee Crowley and Azrael move back into the ring.
]
Nadine Jansen - It was a smart move to the ring. Azrael no longer has to watch out for weapons.
[Kevin Lee Crowley picks up Azrael and executes the cradle DDT.
]
Nadine Jansen - Are you entertained, Jack??
Jack Dundee - I *DON'T* think so
[Kevin Lee Crowley fist drops Azrael on the mat.
]
Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?
[Kevin Lee Crowley gets up.
Kevin Lee Crowley hits Azrael with an elbowdrop.
Kevin Lee Crowley measures Azrael up and drops a closed fist.
Kevin Lee Crowley gets back to his feet.
Kevin Lee Crowley is hooked in a full nelson.
]
Nadine Jansen - Kevin Lee Crowley takes a full nelson.
[Kevin Lee Crowley executes a headlock takedown.
Azrael gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kevin Lee Crowley.
Azrael gets up.
Azrael puts Kevin Lee Crowley in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker.
Azrael drags Kevin Lee Crowley to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Azrael throws a chair at Kevin Lee Crowley.
]
Nadine Jansen - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
[Kevin Lee Crowley stands up.
(..2)
Kevin Lee Crowley tackles Azrael.
(...3)
Azrael kicks Kevin Lee Crowley in the back of the leg.
(....4)
Azrael applies an arm wrench to Kevin Lee Crowley.
(.....5)
Azrael takes Kevin Lee Crowley into the ring.
Azrael hits Kevin Lee Crowley with an elbowdrop.
Azrael stands up.
Kevin Lee Crowley gets back to his feet.
Kevin Lee Crowley knocks Azrael out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Kevin Lee Crowley rolls onto Azrael connecting with a knee.
Kevin Lee Crowley puts Azrael in an arm grapevine submission.
Now Azrael standing.
Azrael gets sidewalk slammed by Kevin Lee Crowley.
Kevin Lee Crowley chokes Azrael with his boot.
Kevin Lee Crowley executes the Supper DDT on Azrael!
Kevin Lee Crowley covers Azrael.
Ed Martinez counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Jack Dundee - We've got ourselves a winner!
Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Kevin Lee Crowley!!!
The Morgan Family vs. Bad Boyz & C Dawg
(Tag Team Elimination Match)
Jack Dundee - This match is a Tag Team Elimination match. On there way to the ring at this time, The Morgan Family!!!
[The Morgan Family come to the ring. ]
Jack Dundee - and their opponents, the team of Bad Boyz & C Dawg.
[Bad Boyz & C Dawg walk to the ring. Ed Martinez is the referee for this match. C Dawg places Slash on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Slash checks his boots.
(the bell rings) C Dawg executes the guillotine choke on Slash.
C Dawg stands up.
Slash brings in Southern Skye for The Morgan Family.
Southern Skye clotheslines C Dawg.
They lockup. Slash sends C Dawg to the corner of the ring.
They lockup. Nighthawk sends C Dawg to the corner of the ring.
]
Jack Dundee - The double team is the key to Tag team wrestling!
[C Dawg grabs Nighthawk and applies an arm wrench.
C Dawg puts Nighthawk in an arm grapevine submission.
C Dawg covers Nighthawk.
Ed Martinez counts.
...1 ...2
Nighthawk escapes.
]
Nadine Jansen - Not even close!
[Nighthawk climbs to his feet.
Southern Skye makes the tag to Kobayashi Maru.
C Dawg stomps Kobayashi Maru.
C Dawg tags in War Master.
Red Star executes the guillotine choke on Kobayashi Maru.
War Master sets Kobayashi Maru up DDTs him into the mat.
Kobayashi Maru punches War Master repeatedly.
Kobayashi Maru gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]
Nadine Jansen - Kobayashi Maru takes a corkscrew armdrag.
[Kobayashi Maru is up again.
Kobayashi Maru elbow smashes War Master in the nose.
War Master tags Black Angel.
Kobayashi Maru with a flying headbutt on Black Angel.
Kobayashi Maru hits Black Angel with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Kobayashi Maru climbs to his feet.
Kobayashi Maru hits Black Angel with an earringer.
Kobayashi Maru on the turnbuckle Black Angel rising from the mat, Kobayashi Maru leaps from the top rope with a bodypress.
Now Kobayashi Maru standing.
Black Angel climbs to his feet.
Black Angel jumps from the top rope and hits Kobayashi Maru with a flying armdrag.
Black Angel gets back to his feet.
Black Angel wraps his legs around Kobayashi Maru's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper.
Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... Black Angel tightens the hold. ... Kobayashi Maru trys to escape. ... Black Angel tightens the hold. ... Kobayashi Maru is fighting the hold. Black Angel breaks the hold.
Black Angel sends Kobayashi Maru to ringside.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Black Angel cuts Kobayashi Maru with a blade.
Kobayashi Maru is bleeding as a result.
Kobayashi Maru is up again.
(..2)
Kobayashi Maru uses a closed fist on Black Angel.
(...3)
Kobayashi Maru executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Black Angel.
Black Angel gets up.
(....4)
Kobayashi Maru goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Black Angel.
Black Angel stands up.
(.....5)
Black Angel takes Kobayashi Maru into the ring.
Kobayashi Maru gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Black Angel.
Black Angel stomps Kobayashi Maru.
Kobayashi Maru moves back to his feet.
Kobayashi Maru brings in Southern Skye for The Morgan Family.
Southern Skye climbs to her feet.
Black Angel gets elbowed to his midsection by Black Angel.
Southern Skye does a cartwheel and kicks Black Angel in the face.
]
Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?
[Black Angel moves back to his feet.
Japanese armdrag take down from Black Angel send Southern Skye to the mat.
Black Angel locks her in the arm hammerlock submission.
Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... Southern Skye is fighting the hold. ... Southern Skye trys to escape. Black Angel breaks the hold.
Black Angel jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Southern Skye with an Asai Moonsault.
Black Angel chants start.
Southern Skye brings in Kobayashi Maru for The Morgan Family.
Black Angel tackles Kobayashi Maru.
Black Angel executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Kobayashi Maru.
]
Nadine Jansen - flying knee drop!
[Now Black Angel standing.
Black Angel jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Kobayashi Maru.
Black Angel climbs to his feet.
Black Angel measures Kobayashi Maru up and drops a closed fist.
Black Angel rolls onto Kobayashi Maru connecting with a knee.
Kobayashi Maru gets up.
Black Angel hits Kobayashi Maru with a single arm DDT.
Black Angel executes a flying headbutt on Kobayashi Maru.
]
Jack Dundee - Nice flying headbutt by Black Angel.
[Black Angel is back on his feet.
Black Angel sends Kobayashi Maru to ringside.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Black Angel delivers a low blow to Kobayashi Maru.
(...3)
Black Angel applies an arm wrench to Kobayashi Maru.
(....4)
Kobayashi Maru nails Black Angel with a plancha.
Kobayashi Maru climbs to his feet.
(.....5)
Kobayashi Maru takes Black Angel into the ring.
Kobayashi Maru attempts to kick Black Angel, but Black Angel catches his leg. Kobayashi Maru flips around and kicks Black Angel.
Now Kobayashi Maru standing.
Black Angel uses a snap mare takeover on Kobayashi Maru.
Kobayashi Maru is back on his feet.
Kobayashi Maru trys for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam but Black Angel avoids it.
Kobayashi Maru and Black Angel go to the floor
]
Nadine Jansen - My God! Black Angel could be killed! They've moved to ringside, there's weapons there!!
[Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Johnny "The Brain" Morgan clotheslines Black Angel.
]
Jack Dundee - Blood is tasty.......if your a vampire.
[(..2)
A flying shoulder block send Black Angel to the floor.
Kobayashi Maru climbs to his feet.
(...3)
Black Angel gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kobayashi Maru.
Kobayashi Maru moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Kobayashi Maru flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop.
Kobayashi Maru is up again.
Black Angel is back on his feet.
(.....5)
Black Angel and Kobayashi Maru move back into the ring.
Black Angel chops Kobayashi Maru.
Black Angel executes a huge gutbuster on Kobayashi Maru.
Kobayashi Maru moves back to his feet.
Kobayashi Maru hits a flying karate chop right to Black Angel's neck.
Flying side kick by Kobayashi Maru takes Black Angel off his feet.
Black Angel pump handle slams Kobayashi Maru to the mat.
Black Angel sends Kobayashi Maru to ringside.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Black Angel chokes Kobayashi Maru with a microphone cable.
(..2)
Black Angel hits Kobayashi Maru with an elbowdrop.
Black Angel is back on his feet.
Kobayashi Maru is up again.
(...3)
Black Angel hits him with a back fist.
(....4)
Flying somersault drop kick by Kobayashi Maru puts him back in the match.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Kobayashi Maru and Black Angel move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Kobayashi Maru and Black Angel move back to ringside.
Kobayashi Maru and Black Angel move back into the ring.
Kobayashi Maru with a flying headbutt on Black Angel.
Black Angel hits Kobayashi Maru with a Baba chop.
Kobayashi Maru spinning heel kicks Black Angel.
Black Angel gets up.
Black Angel bounces Kobayashi Maru off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Black Angel climbs to his feet.
Kobayashi Maru gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Black Angel.
Black Angel moves back to his feet.
Black Angel makes the tag to C Dawg.
C Dawg hits Kobayashi Maru with a choke slam from the top rope.
C Dawg is back on his feet.
C Dawg with the hammerlock on Kobayashi Maru.
The referee is checking the situation.
... C Dawg tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Kobayashi Maru escapes.
C Dawg sends Kobayashi Maru to ringside.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
C Dawg climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Kobayashi Maru.
C Dawg climbs to his feet.
(..2)
C Dawg cuts Kobayashi Maru with a blade.
Kobayashi Maru is bleeding as a result.
]
Jack Dundee - *looks to a random female fan in the crowd and does the Joey from Friends* "How you doin?
[(...3)
C Dawg hits Kobayashi Maru with an elbowdrop.
C Dawg climbs to his feet.
(....4)
C Dawg measures Kobayashi Maru up and drops a closed fist.
Kobayashi Maru stands up.
(.....5)
Kobayashi Maru takes C Dawg into the ring.
C Dawg gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Kobayashi Maru brings in Malice for The Morgan Family.
Malice climbs to his feet.
Malice jabs C Dawg.
Malice gets thrown into the turnbuckle. C Dawg comes over and smashes Malice's head into it.
Black Angel tagged in by C Dawg.
Krums suplexes Malice.
They lockup. Red Star sends Malice to the corner of the ring.
Malice fist drops Red Star on the mat.
Malice is up again.
Red Star legsweeps Malice.
Malice gets back to his feet.
Malice hits a kneeling headbutt to Red Star's groin.
]
Jack Dundee - Red Star takes a kneeling headbutt.
[Malice brings in Southern Skye for The Morgan Family.
Southern Skye is up again.
Flying somersault drop kick by Southern Skye puts her back in the match.
Southern Skye is up again.
Now Black Angel standing.
Black Angel executes the German suplex on Southern Skye.
Black Angel climbs to his feet.
Southern Skye brings in Nighthawk for The Morgan Family.
Nighthawk takes a slap to the face from Black Angel.
Nighthawk executes the jumping sidekick on Black Angel.
Black Angel is back on his feet.
Black Angel gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Nighthawk brings in Malice for The Morgan Family.
Malice slaps Black Angel in the face.
Malice stands up.
Slash tagged in by Malice.
Slash gets knocked on the ground and Black Angel flips onto him.
Black Angel stands up.
Slash tags in Kobayashi Maru.
They lockup. Slash sends Black Angel to the corner of the ring.
Slash grabs Black Angel's leg and takes him down.
Black Angel brings in Red Star for Bad Boyz & C Dawg.
Red Star double underhook faceslams Kobayashi Maru hard to the Kobayashi Maru.
Kobayashi Maru makes the tag to Nighthawk.
Southern Skye suplexes Red Star.
Kobayashi Maru suplexes Red Star.
Kobayashi Maru sets Red Star up DDTs him into the mat.
Red Star measures Kobayashi Maru up and drops a closed fist.
Red Star gets up.
Red Star covers Kobayashi Maru hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Kobayashi Maru escapes.
]
Nadine Jansen - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Kobayashi Maru.
[Nighthawk tags Southern Skye.
Red Star kicks Southern Skye on the mat.
Southern Skye tags Slash.
Slash executes a huge gutbuster on Red Star.
Slash knees Red Star and rolls back to his feet.
Slash puts Red Star in an arm grapevine submission.
Red Star tags in Krums.
Slash hits Krums with an elbowdrop.
Slash goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Krums kicks out.
]
Nadine Jansen - Slash should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[Krums tags in Red Star.
Slash fist drops Red Star on the mat.
Red Star stands up.
Red Star hits Slash with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Red Star gets up.
Red Star puts the chicken wing on Slash.
Ed Martinez asks Slash if he quits.
... (AHHHH!) ... ... Slash trys to escape. ... Slash escapes.
]
Jack Dundee - This is how wrestling should be!
[Red Star tags in Krums.
Slash clotheslines Krums.
Slash gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Slash tags in Southern Skye.
Krums gets sent into the turnbuckle while Malice hits him with a splash.
]
Nadine Jansen - Krums is being double teamed!
[A flying shoulder block send Malice to the mat.
Krums stands up.
Malice is driven further into the mat by Krums with a diving elbow smash.
Krums gets up.
Krums hits Malice with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Krums climbs to his feet.
Southern Skye tags in Nighthawk.
Krums elbow smashes Nighthawk in the nose.
Krums attempts to kick Nighthawk, but Nighthawk catches his leg. Krums flips around and kicks Nighthawk.
Nighthawk tags Southern Skye.
Malice suplexes Krums.
]
Jack Dundee - The double team is the key to Tag team wrestling!
[Now Malice standing.
Malice uses a swinging DDT to plant Krums's head into the mat.
Malice is up again.
]
Nadine Jansen - Folks this is the only place you can get wrestling like this.
[Malice climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Krums.
]
Jack Dundee - What a diving headbutt!!
[Johnny "The Brain" Morgan punches Krums repeatedly.
Malice knee drops Krums.
Now Malice standing.
Krums brings in War Master for Bad Boyz & C Dawg.
Southern Skye punches War Master repeatedly.
Southern Skye gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by War Master.
Southern Skye brings in Slash for The Morgan Family.
War Master gets elbowed to his midsection by War Master.
War Master uses the verticle facebuster on Kobayashi Maru.
War Master and Kobayashi Maru go to the floor
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Kobayashi Maru moves back to his feet.
(..2)
Kobayashi Maru gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on War Master.
War Master holds Kobayashi Maru in the corner, choking him with his forearm.
Spinning neck-breaker from War Master takes Kobayashi Maru down. Kobayashi Maru tags in Slash. War Master with a jumping DDT on Slash. War Master makes the cover. Ed Martinez makes the count ...1 ...2 ...3]
[Slash was elimintated by War Master. ]
Jack Dundee - Slash is gone!! Hit the showers, idiot!!
[War Master grabs Kobayashi Maru's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
War Master fist drops Kobayashi Maru on the mat.
Now War Master standing.
Kobayashi Maru gets hit with a diving elbow smash from War Master.
War Master climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Kobayashi Maru.
War Master climbs to his feet.
Kobayashi Maru moves back to his feet.
Kobayashi Maru is reaching for the ropes after War Master grabs him in a half Boston Crab.
Ed Martinez asks Kobayashi Maru if he quits.
... ... ... ... Kobayashi Maru trys to escape. ... ... Kobayashi Maru is fighting the hold. ... ... ... ... (AHHHH!) Kobayashi Maru taps out. ]
[Kobayashi Maru was elimintated by War Master. ]
Jack Dundee - Kobayashi Maru is out of here!!
[Malice gets hit with a running powerslam by War Master
War Master is back on his feet.
War Master grabs Malice's arm and puts Malice in the hammerlock submission.
Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... ... War Master tightens the hold. ... Malice is fighting the hold. ... War Master breaks the hold.
Malice gets up.
War Master gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
]
Jack Dundee - War Master takes a elbowsmash.
[Malice slaps War Master.
War Master brings in Black Angel for Bad Boyz & C Dawg.
Red Star kicks Malice in the stomach.
War Master with a brain buster DDT on Malice.
]
Nadine Jansen - This is just awefull! Malice is being double teamed!
[War Master puts Malice in a suplex.
War Master moves back to his feet.
Now Malice standing.
Malice bounces War Master off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Nighthawk tagged in by Malice.
Black Angel suplexes Nighthawk.
Nighthawk is locked in the elbow submission by Black Angel.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Nighthawk is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Black Angel breaks the hold.
Black Angel brings in Red Star for Bad Boyz & C Dawg.
They lockup. Nighthawk sends Red Star to the corner of the ring.
Nighthawk brings in Southern Skye for The Morgan Family.
Southern Skye grabs Red Star's head and hites him in the face.
Red Star bounces Southern Skye off the ropes and faceslams her onto the mat.
Red Star is up again.
Red Star puts Southern Skye in an arm grapevine submission.
Southern Skye gets back to her feet.
Southern Skye with a frankensteiner on Red Star.
They lockup. Johnny "The Brain" Morgan sends Red Star to the corner of the ring.
]
Jack Dundee - Make sure the ref doesn't see it and you can get away with anything! Johnny "The Brain" Morgan is interfering!
[Red Star climbs to his feet.
Red Star spinning mule kicks Southern Skye.
Southern Skye climbs to her feet.
Southern Skye rakes the face of Red Star in attempt to make a come back.
Southern Skye hits a jumping elbow hrust on Red Star.
Red Star tags War Master.
Southern Skye gets hit with a back heel kick.
C Dawg gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Southern Skye brings in Malice for The Morgan Family.
Malice hits War Master with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Malice stands up.
Malice puts War Master in an arm grapevine submission.
War Master climbs to his feet.
Malice pokes War Master in the eyes.
War Master hits Malice with an atomic drop.
War Master goes for a pin.
Referee Ed Martinez makes the count.
...1 ...2
Malice escapes.
]
Jack Dundee - War Master was so close!!
[Malice is up again.
War Master tags Red Star.
Malice delivers a spinning backbreak to Red Star.
Red Star makes the tag to Black Angel.
Malice spinning mule kicks Black Angel.
Nighthawk tagged in by Malice.
Malice executes a corkscrew legdrop on Black Angel.
Malice knees Black Angel and rolls back to his feet.
Malice hits a frog splash on Black Angel.
Black Angel sets Malice up DDTs him into the mat.
]
Nadine Jansen - If Black Angel keeps using moves like that power move he could win the match!
[Malice gets hit with the shooting star press from Black Angel.
Ed Martinez counts.
...1 ...2
Malice kicks out.
Malice is back on his feet.
Malice executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Black Angel's face to the mat.
Malice and Black Angel go to the floor
]
Jack Dundee - Malice using a submission here is like stoping a river with a mud fence......it just doesn't work!
[Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Now Black Angel standing.
(..2)
A flying shoulder block send Malice to the floor.
Black Angel is up again.
(...3)
Black Angel executes a corkscrew legdrop on Malice.
Black Angel gets back to his feet.
Now Malice standing.
(....4)
Black Angel with an illegal chokehold on Malice.
Malice is up again.
(.....5)
Malice and Black Angel move back into the ring.
Malice short-arm clotheslines Black Angel to the mat.
Malice stomps Black Angel's head.
Black Angel makes the tag to War Master.
War Master uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Nighthawk is down.
War Master and Nighthawk go to the floor
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
War Master cuts Nighthawk with a blade.
Nighthawk is bleeding as a result.
]
Jack Dundee - This action is totally insane and not for the weak of heart!
[(..2)
War Master knees Nighthawk and rolls back to his feet.
(...3)
War Master rakes the face of Nighthawk in attempt to make a come back.
(....4)
Nighthawk bites War Master's arm out of desparation.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
War Master and Nighthawk move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
War Master hits Nighthawk with the back of his elbow.
War Master connects with a flying knee. Nighthawk goes down.
]
Jack Dundee - Follows up with a knee.
[Nighthawk is up again.
War Master slaps Nighthawk in the face.
War Master brings in Krums for Bad Boyz & C Dawg.
Krums goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Nighthawk.
Krums powerbombs Nighthawk.
War Master chops Nighthawk.
Nighthawk gets sent into the turnbuckle while War Master hits him with a splash.
]
Nadine Jansen - Nice splash by War Master.
[Nighthawk brings in Southern Skye for The Morgan Family.
Krums whips Southern Skye's feet from under her with a side kick.
Southern Skye pokes Krums in the eyes.
War Master tagged in by Krums.
C Dawg picks Southern Skye up and side suplexes hir to the mat.
Black Angel sets Southern Skye up DDTs her into the mat.
War Master hits Southern Skye with a heart punch.
War Master hits her with a back fist.
Nighthawk tagged in by Southern Skye.
Nighthawk is hit with a backward kick.
Nighthawk brings in Malice for The Morgan Family.
Malice picks War Master up and executes a stomachbreaker.
Hiptoss executed by Southern Skye lucha-libre style.
They lockup. Nighthawk sends War Master to the corner of the ring.
]
Jack Dundee - The double team is the key to Tag team wrestling!
[War Master hits Nighthawk with an elbowdrop.
War Master brings in C Dawg for Bad Boyz & C Dawg.
Malice gives C Dawg a reverse neckbreaker.
C Dawg gets up.
C Dawg picks Malice up and executes a stomachbreaker.
C Dawg locks Malice in the kneebar.
Referee Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... ... C Dawg tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Malice escapes.
C Dawg get whipped into the corner and Malice follows himin with an avalanche.
C Dawg tags in Krums.
Malice bites Krums's arm out of desparation.
Malice drives a forearm into Krums.
Krums tags in War Master.
War Master gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
War Master comes from behind and bulldogs Malice.
War Master is back on his feet.
War Master executes a corkscrew legdrop on Malice.
War Master moves back to his feet.
Malice stands up.
Malice applies the clawhold on War Master.
]
Jack Dundee - clawhold by Malice.
[Malice does a cartwheel and kicks War Master in the face.
War Master is back on his feet.
Malice trys for a springboard dropkick but War Master avoids it.
Malice with the hammerlock on War Master.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Malice tightens the hold. ... War Master is fighting the hold. ... War Master trys to escape. War Master escapes.
Malice drags War Master to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
They lockup. Johnny "The Brain" Morgan sends War Master to the corner of ringside.
War Master picks up Malice and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
]
Nadine Jansen - Nice tilt-a-whirl suplex by War Master.
[War Master stands up.
(..2)
War Master cuts Malice with a blade.
Malice is bleeding as a result.
]
Jack Dundee - Ewww!!
[(...3)
Malice hits War Master with an earringer.
(....4)
Malice Irish whips War Master into the turnbuckle.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
War Master gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Malice comes over and smashes War Master's head into it.
]
Nadine Jansen - headsmash into turnbuckle!
[War Master bounces Malice off the ropes and clotheslines him.
War Master rolls onto Malice connecting with a knee.
Malice makes the tag to Nighthawk.
War Master gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by Malice takes War Master down hard.
Nighthawk sets War Master up DDTs him into the mat.
Nighthawk places War Master on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex.
Nighthawk stands up.
War Master brings in C Dawg for Bad Boyz & C Dawg.
Nighthawk slaps C Dawg.
C Dawg tags Red Star.
Red Star is up again.
Red Star uppercuts Nighthawk.
Red Star tags in C Dawg.
Nighthawk hits a kneeling headbutt to C Dawg's groin.
C Dawg gets back to his feet.
Nighthawk legsweeps C Dawg.
Red Star tagged in by C Dawg.
Nighthawk hits a jumping elbow hrust on Red Star.
Nighthawk knees Red Star and rolls back to his feet.
Now Red Star standing.
Malice tagged in by Nighthawk.
Malice rakes the face of Red Star in attempt to make a come back.
Red Star tags Krums.
C Dawg piledrives Malice.
]
Jack Dundee - That's it cheat!! It's the only way to win!
[C Dawg bites Malice's arm out of desparation.
Malice takes a slap to the face from C Dawg.
C Dawg moves back to his feet.
Krums brings in Black Angel for Bad Boyz & C Dawg.
Black Angel is up again.
Black Angel short clothslines Malice.
]
Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?
[Black Angel goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Malice.
Black Angel climbs to his feet.
Black Angel makes the tag to Krums.
Krums hits Malice with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Malice makes the tag to Nighthawk.
Nighthawk double underhook faceslams Krums hard to the Krums.
Krums is back on his feet.
Nighthawk executes the German suplex on Krums.
Nighthawk sucks chants start in the crowd.
Nighthawk is up again.
Nighthawk and Krums go to the floor
]
Nadine Jansen - My God! Krums could be killed! They've moved to ringside, there's weapons there!!
[Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
]
Nadine Jansen - Do these fans think I'm the hottest announcer?
Jack Dundee - Yeah, you know it.
[(..2)
Krums elbows Nighthawk in the stomach, trying to even the match.
(...3)
Krums jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Nighthawk.
Krums gets up.
(....4)
Nighthawk is driven further into the floor by Krums with a diving elbow smash.
]
Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?
[Now Krums standing.
(.....5)
Krums and Nighthawk move back into the ring.
Krums hits Nighthawk with an elbowdrop.
Krums is back on his feet.
Krums goes for a pin.
Ed Martinez counts the pin.
...1
Nighthawk escapes.
Nighthawk climbs to his feet.
C Dawg tagged in by Krums.
Red Star executes a jawbreaker on Nighthawk.
]
Nadine Jansen - This is just awefull! Nighthawk is being double teamed!
[Nighthawk picks up Red Star and front slams him on the mat.
They lockup. Johnny "The Brain" Morgan sends Red Star to the corner of the ring.
Red Star gets up.
Red Star hits Nighthawk with an earringer.
Red Star executes a headlock takedown.
Nighthawk hits a spinning leg lariat on Red Star sending him to the mat.
Nighthawk kicks Red Star on the mat.
Nighthawk covers Red Star hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Red Star escapes.
]
Jack Dundee - Oh come on!! Your a pro, you can do better than that!!
[Nighthawk makes the tag to Southern Skye.
C Dawg hits a spinning leg lariat on Southern Skye sending her to the mat.
Southern Skye makes the tag to Malice.
Malice is up again.
Malice spins around C Dawg's back and DDT's him into the mat.
Malice gets back to his feet.
C Dawg moves back to his feet.
Malice drags C Dawg to the floor.
]
Jack Dundee - He's using a submission? The hell is he thinking?
[Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Malice trys for a double arm DDT but C Dawg avoids it.
(..2)
Malice chokes C Dawg with a microphone cable.
C Dawg picks up Malice and drops him neck first on the ropes.
(...3)
C Dawg chokes Malice.
]
Nadine Jansen - If C Dawg keeps using moves like that choke he could win the match!
[(....4)
C Dawg knee drops Malice.
C Dawg climbs to his feet.
(.....5)
C Dawg cuts Malice with a blade.
Malice is bleeding as a result.
]
Nadine Jansen - Don't even think of switching the channel.
[Malice gets hit with a diving elbow smash from C Dawg.
Malice is back on his feet.
C Dawg grabs Malice's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex.
C Dawg is back on his feet.
Malice stands up.
C Dawg and Malice move back into the ring.
C Dawg executes an airplane spin on Malice.
C Dawg is up again.
C Dawg dives head first into Malice.
Now C Dawg standing.
C Dawg puts the chicken wing on Malice.
Ed Martinez asks Malice if he quits.
... ... Malice is fighting the hold. ... ... C Dawg tightens the hold. ... ... ... Malice is fighting the hold. ... ... ... Malice is fighting the hold. Malice taps out. ]
[Malice was elimintated by C Dawg. ]
Jack Dundee - Malice has been eliminated.
[C Dawg goes for a back breaker but Nighthawk dodges the attack.
Nighthawk brings in Southern Skye for The Morgan Family.
C Dawg knees Southern Skye and rolls back to his feet.
Southern Skye makes the tag to Nighthawk.
Nighthawk executes a spinning back suplex on C Dawg.
Nighthawk nails C Dawg with a belly-to-back suplex.
Nighthawk moves back to his feet.
C Dawg is back on his feet.
C Dawg nails Nighthawk with a belly-to-back suplex.
C Dawg is back on his feet.
C Dawg stomps Nighthawk's head.
Nighthawk moves back to his feet.
Nighthawk knifehand chops C Dawg.
C Dawg drives a forearm into the head of Nighthawk.
]
Nadine Jansen - C Dawg with a forearm smash.
[C Dawg picks up Nighthawk and hits him with a Back Suplex.
Now C Dawg standing.
Nighthawk makes the tag to Southern Skye.
C Dawg comes from behind and bulldogs Southern Skye.
C Dawg fist drops Southern Skye on the mat.
]
Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?
[Southern Skye gets back to her feet.
Southern Skye delivers a short-arm clothesline to C Dawg.
Southern Skye tags Nighthawk.
C Dawg can't breathe after a sitdown splash by Southern Skye hits him in the chest.
C Dawg is driven further into the mat by Southern Skye with a diving elbow smash.
Southern Skye moves back to her feet.
C Dawg stands up.
Southern Skye tagged in by Nighthawk.
A somersault bodyblock by Southern Skye does little damage to C Dawg.
Southern Skye connects with a somersault slam on C Dawg.
Nighthawk punches C Dawg repeatedly.
]
Nadine Jansen - Come on ref! Do something!! C Dawg is being double teamed!
[C Dawg hits Nighthawk with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
C Dawg makes the tag to Red Star.
Southern Skye pulls Red Star's hair.
Red Star delivers a kick to the head of Southern Skye.
Southern Skye gets back to her feet.
Southern Skye makes the tag to Nighthawk.
Nighthawk stands up.
Nighthawk puts Red Star in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker.
Johnny "The Brain" Morgan punches Red Star repeatedly.
Johnny "The Brain" Morgan is interfering! Red Star gets back to his feet.
Nighthawk gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Red Star makes the tag to Krums.
Black Angel puts Nighthawk in an arm grapevine submission.
Nighthawk gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Black Angel.
Black Angel moves back to his feet.
Krums brings in C Dawg for Bad Boyz & C Dawg.
Nighthawk gets hit with a diving elbow smash from C Dawg.
]
Nadine Jansen - Nighthawk takes a diving elbow smash.
[Nighthawk tags Southern Skye.
Southern Skye hits C Dawg with the back of his elbow.
Nighthawk rakes the face of C Dawg in attempt to make a come back.
Southern Skye elbow smashes C Dawg in the nose.
]
Jack Dundee - That's strategy right there! Double Team C Dawg.
[C Dawg gets up off the ground and Southern Skye hits him with a flying dropkick.
Southern Skye climbs to her feet.
C Dawg moves back to his feet.
Southern Skye drags C Dawg to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Johnny "The Brain" Morgan clotheslines C Dawg.
(..2)
Southern Skye goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps C Dawg.
]
Jack Dundee - flying double foot stomp by Southern Skye.
[Now Southern Skye standing.
(...3)
Southern Skye hits C Dawg with an elbowdrop.
Southern Skye stands up.
(....4)
Southern Skye hits C Dawg with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Southern Skye is back on her feet.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Southern Skye bites C Dawg's arm out of desparation.
Southern Skye hits a flying karate chop right to C Dawg's neck.
A flying shoulder block send C Dawg to the mat.
Southern Skye is up again.
Southern Skye tags Nighthawk.
Nighthawk leg drops the throat of C Dawg.
Nighthawk falls head first into C Dawg.
]
Nadine Jansen - C Dawg is being double teamed!
[C Dawg gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Nighthawk.
Nighthawk climbs to his feet.
C Dawg is back on his feet.
Nighthawk with spinning headscissors on C Dawg send him hard to the mat.
Nighthawk is up again.
They lockup. Johnny "The Brain" Morgan sends C Dawg to the corner of the ring.
Nighthawk with a falling splash on C Dawg.
Nighthawk sucks chants start in the crowd.
Nighthawk stands up.
Nighthawk covers C Dawg hooking the leg.
Ed Martinez counts the pin.
...1 ...2
C Dawg kicks out.
]
Jack Dundee - Well, all Im gonna say is, he shoulda been more of a fighter and less of a tool!!
[C Dawg makes the tag to Black Angel.
Nighthawk chops Black Angel.
Black Angel gouges Nighthawk's eyes out.
Nighthawk with an Aztecan suplex on Black Angel sends him to the mat.
Nighthawk climbs to his feet.
Nighthawk makes the tag to Southern Skye.
Black Angel punches Southern Skye repeatedly.
Black Angel makes the tag to Krums.
Southern Skye slaps Krums.
Krums tags in C Dawg.
Southern Skye hits a ropeflip moonsault on C Dawg.
Southern Skye moves back to her feet.
They lockup. Johnny "The Brain" Morgan sends C Dawg to the corner of the ring.
Johnny "The Brain" Morgan is interfering! ]
Jack Dundee - This is how wrestling should be!
[Southern Skye tags Nighthawk.
Southern Skye hits C Dawg with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Southern Skye uses the rope as a springboard and moonsaults onto C Dawg.
C Dawg clotheslines Southern Skye.
C Dawg brings in Black Angel for Bad Boyz & C Dawg.
Nighthawk gets hit with a back heel kick.
Nighthawk tags in Southern Skye.
Southern Skye jumps onto Black Angel's shoulders, twists, and DDT's him onto the mat
Southern Skye whips Black Angel's feet from under him with a side kick.
Black Angel is driven further into the mat by Southern Skye with a diving elbow smash.
Southern Skye brings in Nighthawk for The Morgan Family.
Nighthawk stands up.
Nighthawk measures Black Angel up and drops a closed fist.
Nighthawk is up again.
Nighthawk covers Black Angel.
Ed Martinez counts.
...1
Black Angel escapes.
]
Jack Dundee - Not even close!
[Red Star tagged in by Black Angel.
Red Star hiptosses Nighthawk.
Red Star hits Nighthawk with an elbowdrop.
Red Star is back on his feet.
Nighthawk gets hit with a back heel kick.
Red Star applies an arm wrench to Nighthawk.
C Dawg tagged in by Red Star.
C Dawg with a falling splash on Nighthawk.
Nighthawk moves back to his feet.
C Dawg thrust kicks Nighthawk in the head.
C Dawg and Nighthawk go to the floor
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
C Dawg leg drops the throat of Nighthawk.
C Dawg chokes Nighthawk with his boot.
(..2)
C Dawg puts Nighthawk in an arm grapevine submission.
C Dawg knees Nighthawk and rolls back to his feet.
Nighthawk is up again.
(...3)
C Dawg pulls Nighthawk's hair.
C Dawg executes a huge gutbuster on Nighthawk.
(....4)
C Dawg grabs Nighthawk and applies an arm wrench.
C Dawg climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Nighthawk.
Now Nighthawk standing.
(.....5)
Running neckbreaker drop executed by C Dawg takes Nighthawk down hard.
C Dawg head butts Nighthawk.
C Dawg stands up.
(......6)
C Dawg stomps Nighthawk's head.
C Dawg leg drops the throat of Nighthawk.
(.......7)
C Dawg hits Nighthawk with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
C Dawg climbs to his feet.
C Dawg applies an arm wrench to Nighthawk.
(........8)
]
Nadine Jansen - They better get back to the ring!
[C Dawg gives Nighthawk a reverse neckbreaker.
C Dawg fist drops Nighthawk on the floor.
C Dawg is back on his feet.
C Dawg goes to the ring. (.........9)(...........10). ]
[Nighthawk was elimintated by C Dawg. ]
Jack Dundee - Nighthawk is out of here!!
[C Dawg throws Southern Skye off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline.
C Dawg puts Southern Skye in an arm grapevine submission.
C Dawg drags Southern Skye to the floor.
They fight into the aisle.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
C Dawg hits Southern Skye with a choke slam from the top rope.
C Dawg is up again.
Southern Skye stands up.
C Dawg picks up Southern Skye and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker.
(..2)
C Dawg knee drops Southern Skye.
C Dawg is back on his feet.
C Dawg with a falling splash on Southern Skye.
C Dawg stands up.
Southern Skye gets back to her feet.
(...3)
C Dawg grabs Southern Skye's head and DDT's her on the floor.
C Dawg gets up.
Southern Skye gets back to her feet.
C Dawg tackles Southern Skye.
(....4)
C Dawg climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Southern Skye.
Southern Skye climbs to her feet.
C Dawg kicks Southern Skye in the groin.
(.....5)
Southern Skye gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
C Dawg jabs Southern Skye.
(......6)
C Dawg hits Southern Skye with a baba chop.
C Dawg delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send Southern Skye hard to the floor.
(.......7)
C Dawg falls head first into Southern Skye.
C Dawg gets up.
Southern Skye gets Bossman slammed by C Dawg.
Now C Dawg standing.
(........8)
C Dawg hits Southern Skye with a choke slam from the top rope.
Southern Skye gets hit with a diving elbow smash from C Dawg.
C Dawg is back on his feet.
C Dawg goes to the ring. (.........9)(...........10). ]
[Southern Skye was elimintated by C Dawg. ]
Nadine Jansen - We've got ourselves a winner!
Jack Dundee - The winners of this match, Bad Boyz & C Dawg!!!
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Lia Redfeather vs. Stefani Taylor Dodson
(Standard Match)
Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 165 pounds,, Lia Redfeather!!! (crowd cheers ******)
["Heal the Soul" by Sacred Spirit plays as Lia Redfeather makes her way to the ring.
]
Jack Dundee - and her opponent, weighing in at 135 pounds,, Stefani Taylor Dodson!!! (crowd boos ********)
[STD by Necro plays as Stefani Taylor Dodson makes her way to the ring.
Ed Martinez checks Lia Redfeather's boots and knee pads.
Stefani Taylor Dodson walks around the ring.
(the bell rings) Stefani Taylor Dodson gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Lia Redfeather.
]
Nadine Jansen - Lia Redfeather with a boot choke.
[Stefani Taylor Dodson pokes Lia Redfeather in the eyes.
Lia Redfeather slaps Stefani Taylor Dodson.
Stefani Taylor Dodson hits Lia Redfeather with an earringer.
]
Jack Dundee - earringer!
[Stefani Taylor Dodson slaps Lia Redfeather.
Lia Redfeather kicks Stefani Taylor Dodson in the stomach.
]
Nadine Jansen - kick!
[Stefani Taylor Dodson gets back to her feet.
Stefani Taylor Dodson bites Lia Redfeather's arm out of desparation.
Stefani Taylor Dodson gets hit with a roundhouse kick.
Stefani Taylor Dodson is up again.
Lia Redfeather bites Stefani Taylor Dodson's arm out of desparation.
Lia Redfeather hits Stefani Taylor Dodson with an earringer.
Stefani Taylor Dodson dropkicks Lia Redfeather to the face.
Stefani Taylor Dodson sucks chants start in the crowd.
Lia Redfeather gets back to her feet.
Lia Redfeather nails Stefani Taylor Dodson with a belly-to-back suplex.
Lia Redfeather stands up.
Lia Redfeather goes for a pin.
Ed Martinez counts.
...1
Stefani Taylor Dodson kicks out.
Lia Redfeather uppercuts Stefani Taylor Dodson.
Lia Redfeather gouges Stefani Taylor Dodson's eyes out.
Stefani Taylor Dodson executes a neck scissors on Lia Redfeather.
Stefani Taylor Dodson gets up.
Lia Redfeather gets up.
]
Nadine Jansen - My God I've haven't seen anything like this since my sorority parties!
[Stefani Taylor Dodson pulls Lia Redfeather's hair.
Lia Redfeather legsweeps Stefani Taylor Dodson.
Stefani Taylor Dodson gouges Lia Redfeather's eyes out.
Lia Redfeather grabs Stefani Taylor Dodson's head and hites her in the face.
Lia Redfeather rakes the face of Stefani Taylor Dodson in attempt to make a come back.
Lia Redfeather pulls Stefani Taylor Dodson's hair.
Lia Redfeather dropkicks Stefani Taylor Dodson to the face.
Lia Redfeather is up again.
Lia Redfeather and Stefani Taylor Dodson go to the floor
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Stefani Taylor Dodson executes the brain buster on Lia Redfeather.
Stefani Taylor Dodson gets back to her feet.
Stefani Taylor Dodson takes Lia Redfeather into the ring.
Lia Redfeather's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Stefani Taylor Dodson.
Stefani Taylor Dodson grabs Lia Redfeather's arm, drops down, and has her in an arm grapevine.
Stefani Taylor Dodson goes for a pin.
Referee Ed Martinez makes the count.
...1
Lia Redfeather kicks out.
Lia Redfeather is up again.
Lia Redfeather pokes Stefani Taylor Dodson in the eyes.
Stefani Taylor Dodson legsweeps Lia Redfeather.
Lia Redfeather's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Stefani Taylor Dodson.
Stefani Taylor Dodson grabs Lia Redfeather's head and DDT's her on the mat.
Stefani Taylor Dodson gets up.
Lia Redfeather gets knock to the ground while Stefani Taylor Dodson locks her in the chinlock deathlock submission.
Referee Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... Stefani Taylor Dodson tightens the hold. Stefani Taylor Dodson breaks the hold.
Stefani Taylor Dodson drags Lia Redfeather to the floor.
Ed Martinez starts the count (.1)
Stefani Taylor Dodson applies an arm wrench to Lia Redfeather.
Stefani Taylor Dodson chokes Lia Redfeather.
They head back into the ring.
Stefani Taylor Dodson puts Lia Redfeather in an arm grapevine submission.
Stefani Taylor Dodson has the advantage, and she grabs Lia Redfeather with an arm wrench.
Lia Redfeather is up again.
Stefani Taylor Dodson grabs Lia Redfeather and drops them into the Go Down onto the mat.
Referee Ed Martinez makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Stefani Taylor Dodson!!!
Kobayashi Maru vs. Gretchen
(Heavyweight Contendership)
(Standard Match)
Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 350 pounds, from The Hive, Gretchen!!!
[Puritania by Dimmu Borgir plays as Gretchen makes his way to the ring.
]
Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds, a member of The Morgan Family accompanied by Johnny "The Brain" Morgan, Kobayashi Maru!!! (crowd boos ******)
["Rocket Man" by Elton John plays as Kobayashi Maru comes to the ring
Ed Martinez checks The Retched One's boots and knee pads.
Kobayashi Maru tests out the ropes.
(ding, ding, ding) Gretchen with a Russian legsweep elbow drop onto Kobayashi Maru.
The Retched One stands up.
The Retched One grabs Kobayashi Maru's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
Gretchen grabs Kobayashi Maru's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine.
Kobayashi Maru is back on his feet.
The Retched One dazed and Kobayashi Maru on the top rope, Kobayashi Maru leaps off with a flying armdrag.
The Retched One gets up.
]
Nadine Jansen - Folks this is the only place you can get wrestling like this.
[Kobayashi Maru executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Retched One.
]
Jack Dundee - ropeflip hiptoss by Kobayashi Maru.
[Kobayashi Maru with a flying headbutt on Gretchen.
Kobayashi Maru moves back to his feet.
Kobayashi Maru jumps and elbow smashes the lying The Retched One.
Kobayashi Maru gets up.
Kobayashi Maru hits Gretchen with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Kobayashi Maru is back on his feet.
Kobayashi Maru hits The Retched One with an elbowdrop.
]
Nadine Jansen - Kobayashi Maru executes a elbow drop.
[Kobayashi Maru climbs to his feet.
Gretchen is back on his feet.
Kobayashi Maru executes the brain buster on The Retched One.
An elbow submission by Kobayashi Maru brings Gretchen down to the mat.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Kobayashi Maru tightens the hold. ... ... Kobayashi Maru tightens the hold. ... Gretchen escapes.
]
Jack Dundee - Man there's alot of stuff for sale on Ebay.
[Kobayashi Maru hits The Retched One with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
The Retched One stands up.
Gretchen slams Kobayashi Maru to the ground with a Widow-maker Headslam.
Gretchen puts Kobayashi Maru in an arm grapevine submission.
Kobayashi Maru's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by The Retched One.
Kobayashi Maru gets back to his feet.
Gretchen pins Kobayashi Maru against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Kobayashi Maru gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Gretchen.
Kobayashi Maru goes for a flying somersault neckbreaker but The Retched One dodges the attack.
Kobayashi Maru executes a snap mare on Gretchen and locks him into the sleeper.
Ed Martinez asks Gretchen if he quits.
... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Kobayashi Maru tightens the hold. Gretchen escapes.
Kobayashi Maru uses a closed fist on The Retched One.
Kobayashi Maru gets hit with a running Yakuza kick.
Kobayashi Maru is up again.
Kobayashi Maru gets hit with a running Yakuza kick.
Kobayashi Maru moves back to his feet.
Kobayashi Maru runs towards the ropes, springboards off, and splashes The Retched One.
Kobayashi Maru executes a snap mare on Gretchen and locks him into the sleeper.
Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out.
... ... Gretchen escapes.
]
Nadine Jansen - My God I've haven't seen anything like this since my sorority parties!
[Kobayashi Maru goes off the turnbuckle with a flying somersault splash.
Now Kobayashi Maru standing.
]
Nadine Jansen - Are you getting bored?
Jack Dundee - I *DON'T* think so
[Kobayashi Maru uses an elbow drop from off the top rope to hurt Gretchen even more than he already has.
Now Kobayashi Maru standing.
Kobayashi Maru goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Gretchen.
Kobayashi Maru stands up.
Kobayashi Maru with a flying headbutt on Gretchen.
Kobayashi Maru climbs to his feet.
A springboard dropkick by Kobayashi Maru sends The Retched One to the mat.
Kobayashi Maru sucks chants start in the crowd.
Kobayashi Maru gets up.
Gretchen puts Kobayashi Maru on the top rope and executes a Super Brain Buster.
The Retched One hits Kobayashi Maru with The Hive.
Referee Ed Martinez makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Nadine Jansen - Kobayashi Maru has won the match!
Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Gretchen!!!
C Dawg & Zarak vs. Dark Forces
(Empty Arena Match)
(UWA World Tag Team)
Jack Dundee - This match is an Empty Arena tag match for the UWA World Tag Team titles. On there way to the ring at this time, C Dawg & Zarak!!!
[C Dawg & Zarak come to the ring. ]
Jack Dundee - and their opponents, the team of Dark Forces.
[Dark Forces walk to the ring. Ed Martinez is the referee for this match. "Line Breaker" executes a pumphandle suplex on Nighthawk.
Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Nighthawk.
(ring, ring, ring) Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon punches Nighthawk repeatedly.
Zarak hits Nighthawk with a headbutt to the mid-section.
Nighthawk hits Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon with a heart punch.
Nighthawk grabs Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon and applies an arm wrench.
Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon tags in C Dawg.
C Dawg legsweeps Nighthawk.
]
Nadine Jansen - This is just awefull! Nighthawk is being double teamed!
[C Dawg hits Nighthawk with the back of his elbow.
Nighthawk hits C Dawg with a baba chop.
Nighthawk gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Nighthawk uses a lariat on C Dawg.
Nighthawk kicks C Dawg on the mat.
C Dawg gets up.
Nighthawk makes the tag to Malice.
Malice nails C Dawg with a belly-to-back suplex.
Malice stands up.
C Dawg stands up.
C Dawg picks up Malice and front slams him on the mat.
C Dawg and Malice leave the ring.
C Dawg swings a frying pan and hits Malice.
C Dawg with a falling splash on Malice.
C Dawg climbs to his feet.
C Dawg and Malice fight into the announcers area.
Malice moves back to his feet.
Malice spinning mule kicks C Dawg.
C Dawg is back on his feet.
C Dawg uses a snap mare takeover on Malice.
C Dawg knees Malice and rolls back to his feet.
C Dawg tags in Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon.
They lockup. Malice sends Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon to the corner of the announcer's area.
C Dawg tagged in by Zarak.
Malice pokes C Dawg in the eyes.
C Dawg chops Malice.
C Dawg brings in Zarak for C Dawg & Zarak.
Malice gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on "Line Breaker".
C Dawg tagged in by "Line Breaker".
Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon short lariats Malice.
]
Nadine Jansen - Come on ref! Do something!! Malice is being double teamed!
[Malice slaps Zarak.
Zarak tagged in by C Dawg.
C Dawg uses a closed fist on Malice.
C Dawg with a huge super fisherman buster, driving Malice into the wood.
]
Jack Dundee - Malice is being double teamed! I LOVE it!!
[C Dawg hiptosses Malice.
Malice gets up.
Malice with a huge fisherman buster on C Dawg.
Malice stands up.
Malice swings a frying pan and hits C Dawg.
Zarak tags C Dawg.
Malice hits C Dawg with an elbowdrop.
Malice gets up.
C Dawg makes the tag to Zarak.
Zarak picks up Malice and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker.
]
Nadine Jansen - If "Line Breaker" keeps using moves like that shoulderbreaker he could win the match!
[Malice is up again.
Zarak and Malice walk back into the aisleway.
Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon trys for a verticle facebuster but Malice avoids it.
Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon swings a frying pan and hits Malice.
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Nadine Jansen - the aisleway is covered with blood from these fighters.
[ "Line Breaker" gets sent into the turnbuckle while Malice hits him with a splash.
Malice sucks chants start in the crowd.
Malice hits Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon with a single arm DDT.
Malice moves back to his feet.
Malice climbs back into the ring and REC follows.
Zarak tags in C Dawg.
Malice knees C Dawg and rolls back to his feet.
C Dawg tags Zarak.
C Dawg clotheslines Malice.
C Dawg punches Malice repeatedly.
C Dawg punches Malice repeatedly.
C Dawg is back on his feet.
C Dawg executes a headlock takedown.
Malice gets hit with a diving elbow smash from C Dawg.
C Dawg climbs to his feet.
C Dawg stomps Malice.
]
Nadine Jansen - C Dawg executes a stomp.
[ Zarak makes the tag to C Dawg.
They lockup. Malice sends C Dawg to the corner of the ring.
C Dawg short lariats Malice.
Zarak tagged in by C Dawg.
Zarak gets back to his feet.
Malice gouges Zarak's eyes out.
Malice comes from behind and bulldogs Zarak.
Zarak connects with a flying knee. Malice goes down.
Zarak grabs Malice and applies an arm wrench.
Malice climbs to his feet.
Malice punches Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon in the head.
Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon tags in C Dawg.
Malice is speared by Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon.
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Jack Dundee - Make sure the ref doesn't see it and you can get away with anything!
[Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon kicks Malice in the groin.
Zarak with an Aztecan suplex on Malice sends him to the mat.
Now "Line Breaker" standing.
Now Malice standing.
"Line Breaker" tagged in by C Dawg.
Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon bites Malice's arm out of desparation.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by Malice takes "Line Breaker" down hard.
They lockup. Johnny "The Brain" Morgan sends Zarak to the corner of the ring.
Nighthawk tagged in by Malice.
They lockup. Zarak sends Nighthawk to the corner of the ring.
Nighthawk tags Malice.
"Line Breaker" with a flying tackle off the ropes onto Malice.
Malice tags Nighthawk.
Nighthawk with an exploder suplex on Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon.
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Nadine Jansen - Come on ref! Do something!! Zarak is being double teamed!
[Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon hits Nighthawk with a heart punch.
Nighthawk moves back to his feet.
Nighthawk gets elbowed to his midsection by Nighthawk.
"Line Breaker" sucks chants start in the crowd.
"Line Breaker" whips Nighthawk up and over the top rope.
Nighthawk throws Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon into an announcer.
"Line Breaker" whips Nighthawk though the curtains into the backstage area.
Nighthawk throws Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon into the cafeteria.
Nighthawk throws an apple at Zarak who catches it and takes a bite, before going into the kitchen.
Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon hits Nighthawk with a single arm DDT.
"Line Breaker" gets up.
Nighthawk moves back to his feet.
Zarak picks Nighthawk up and side slams him to the concrete.
Zarak is back on his feet.
Nighthawk gets back to his feet.
Zarak tombstones Nighthawk onto the concrete.
Zarak "Line Breaker" Gordon hits a screwdriver on Nighthawk. Nighthawk is pinned.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
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Jack Dundee - The winners of this match, and new UWA World Tag Team champions, C Dawg & Zarak!!!
**SPECIAL**
*At the end of the night's events, Azrael and LouAnn McCoy can be seen walking the halls with their friend CMark, who's still using his cane for assistance. Despite Azrael's loss earlier in the night, their spirits are high as the talk. They round a corner and enter into a locker room.*
CMARK: *laughing* Yeah, you'll get that dude next time, Ashton... I'm sure of it! He got lucky this...
*CMark's pauses in mid-sentence as a look of sheer horror registers across each of their faces at the same time as mumbling is heard. The camera shows what they're looking at. Lying in front of them, battered and broken is Dakota curled up in a fetal position on the floor. Bruises and cuts cover him. He's unshaven and his clothes are torn, looking as though he's been through hell and back.*
LOUANN: Oh my, God! HELP! Someone help us!!
AZRAEL: *he grabs LouAnn by the shoulders* Lou, calm down. Everything will be okay. Now, go get us some help, k?
*LouAnn nods and takes of down the halls as CMark and Azrael return to their mentor's aid. The screen fades to black and the UWA logo crosses the screen, thus ending tonight's episode.*
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