UWA HardRock live from Washington, DC



Oct 23rd, 2005



*SKIbone vs. War Master
(Standard Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 248 pounds,, War Master!!!

["Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park plays over the PA as War Master makes his way to the ring. ]

Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 325 pounds,, *SKIbone!!!

[Metallica's For Whom The Bell Tolls plays as SKIbone walks down the ramp. War Master places *SKIbone on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. *SKIbone places War Master on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) War Master knifehand chops *SKIbone. *SKIbone hits War Master with an earringer. *SKIbone hits a kneeling headbutt to War Master's groin. War Master climbs to his feet. War Master uses a snap mare takeover on *SKIbone. Now *SKIbone standing. War Master hits a spinning leg lariat on *SKIbone sending him to the mat. War Master executes a corkscrew legdrop on *SKIbone. ]

Nadine Jansen - *SKIbone takes a corkscrew legdrop.

[War Master moves back to his feet. War Master goes for a pin. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 ...2 *SKIbone kicks out. War Master delivers a kick to the head of *SKIbone. *SKIbone moves back to his feet. *SKIbone picks War Master up and side slams him to the mat. *SKIbone gets up. War Master gets locked in the double chicken wing. Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out. ... War Master is fighting the hold. ... ... War Master escapes. War Master gets hit with a diving elbow smash from *SKIbone. *SKIbone climbs to his feet. Now War Master standing. *SKIbone gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. *SKIbone moves back to his feet. *SKIbone hits a spinning leg lariat on War Master sending him to the mat. War Master is up again. War Master uses a closed fist on *SKIbone. *SKIbone gets hit with a dragon scerw from War Master. ]

Jack Dundee - Follows up with a dragon screw.

[*SKIbone gets up. *SKIbone takes War Master off his feet with a short-arm clothesline *SKIbone hits War Master with an elbowdrop. *SKIbone climbs to his feet. War Master hits the fallaway slam on *SKIbone. *SKIbone climbs to his feet. *SKIbone nails War Master with a springboard dropkick. *SKIbone is back on his feet. War Master gives *SKIbone a reverse neckbreaker. War Master moves back to his feet. Now *SKIbone standing. *SKIbone rakes the face of War Master in attempt to make a come back. *SKIbone gets hit with a back heel kick. Now *SKIbone standing. *SKIbone rakes his fingers across War Master's back. *SKIbone hits him with a back fist. War Master spinning mule kicks *SKIbone. ]

Nadine Jansen - spinning mule kick!

[*SKIbone hits War Master with an inverted atomic drop. *SKIbone drags War Master to the floor. ]

Jack Dundee - They move now to the outside.

[Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) ]

Nadine Jansen - My God I've haven't seen anything like this since my sorority parties!

[(..2) War Master gets nailed with The Question Mark. *SKIbone climbs to his feet. War Master moves back to his feet. (...3) War Master nails *SKIbone with a belly-to-back suplex. War Master stands up. *SKIbone gets back to his feet. (....4) War Master hits *SKIbone with the back of his elbow. (.....5) *SKIbone and War Master move back into the ring. *SKIbone legsweeps War Master. War Master is up again. War Master hits *SKIbone with a rolling elbow smash to the face. ]

Nadine Jansen - *SKIbone takes a rolling elbow smash.

[*SKIbone gets up. War Master hits *SKIbone with the belly-to-belly suplex. War Master stands up. War Master trys for a leg drop but *SKIbone avoids it. *SKIbone moves back to his feet. War Master and *SKIbone go to the floor ]

Jack Dundee - War Master can't get a pin at ringside. What an idiot!!!

[Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) (..2) War Master hits him with a back fist. (...3) War Master bounces *SKIbone off the ropes and clotheslines him. (....4) War Master fist drops *SKIbone on the floor. War Master climbs to his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. War Master and *SKIbone move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. War Master knees *SKIbone and rolls back to his feet. War Master covers *SKIbone hooking the leg. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. ...1 *SKIbone kicks out. ]

Jack Dundee - War Master should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[*SKIbone gets back to his feet. *SKIbone uses the verticle facebuster on War Master. *SKIbone and War Master go to the floor Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) *SKIbone pokes War Master in the eyes. War Master gets sent into the turnbuckle while *SKIbone hits him with a splash. They head back into the ring. War Master nails the bridging back suplex on *SKIbone. War Master gets up. War Master with a falling splash on *SKIbone. War Master stands up. *SKIbone gets up. War Master hits *SKIbone with a Triple DDT. makes the cover with a reverse cradle. Ed Martinez counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, War Master!!!

**SPECIAL**



**Dakota, C-Mark, Azrael, and Louanne McCoy are seen hanging out backstage. Dakota is having a private conversation with C-Mark.**

DAKOTA: Then, we’re clear? You’ll stay out of this?

C-MARK: *he sighs* I’ll… try.

DAKOTA: Dammit, Chad! I thought I taught you better than this! This is no longer your battle to fight. It is mine and as mine, I’ll finish the job you started. Is that clear?

C-MARK: Yeah… I guess so.

Black Angel vs. The Judge
(Standard Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 320 pounds,, Black Angel!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[T.R.O.U.B.L.E. by Travis Tritt plays as Black Angel makes his way to the ring. ]

Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Hell's Kitchen, NY he holds the UWA US Title title belt, The Judge!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[A female Bailiff walks in front of the Judge as the man himself walks in, looking very mean. Black Angel drops The Judge with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. The Judge drops Black Angel with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ring, ring, ring) Black Angel throws The Judge off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. The Judge does a cartwheel and kicks Black Angel in the face. Black Angel connects with a flying knee. The Judge goes down. Black Angel rolls onto The Judge connecting with a knee. Black Angel hits The Judge with an elbowdrop. The Judge kicks Black Angel in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Now The Judge standing. The Judge rolls onto Black Angel connecting with a knee. The Judge applies an arm wrench to Black Angel. The Judge fist drops Black Angel on the mat. The Judge is up again. Black Angel gets up. The Judge goes for a springboard bulldog but Black Angel dodges the attack. The Judge locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Referee Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out. ... The Judge tightens the hold. ... Black Angel is fighting the hold. The Judge breaks the hold. The Judge drags Black Angel to the floor. Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) The Judge swings a Steel chair and hits Black Angel. Black Angel is bleeding as a result. (..2) The Judge applies the clawhold on Black Angel. ]

Nadine Jansen - Black Angel takes a clawhold.

[(...3) The Judge comes from behind and bulldogs Black Angel. The Judge gets up. Black Angel climbs to his feet. (....4) The Judge gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Black Angel executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of The Judge. ]

Jack Dundee - flying knee drop by Black Angel.

[Black Angel is back on his feet. Black Angel jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on The Judge. The Judge gets knocked on the ground and Black Angel flips onto him. Black Angel climbs to his feet. The Judge gets hit with the shooting star press from Black Angel. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. ...1 The Judge kicks out. ]

Nadine Jansen - Not even close!

[Now The Judge standing. Black Angel short-arm clotheslines The Judge to the mat. Black Angel measures The Judge up and drops a closed fist. Black Angel kicks The Judge in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. The Judge is up again. The Judge short-arm clotheslines Black Angel to the mat. Black Angel gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Judge. The Judge gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Black Angel comes over and smashes The Judge's head into it. The Judge rakes his fingers across Black Angel's back. Black Angel kicks The Judge in the groin. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[The Judge mule kicks Black Angel. Black Angel moves back to his feet. Black Angel hits the fallaway slam on The Judge. Black Angel chants start. The Judge stands up. Black Angel hits a flying karate chop right to The Judge's neck. The Judge kicks Black Angel in the groin. The Judge gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Black Angel get nailed with a double axhandle chop from The Judge. Black Angel stands up. Black Angel hits The Judge with a heart punch. The Judge gets up. Black Angel monkey flips The Judge onto the mat. The Judge gets up. Black Angel nails The Judge with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. Black Angel is back on his feet. The Judge gets back to his feet. The Judge is locked in the half Boston by Black Angel. The referee is checking the situation. ... Black Angel tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Black Angel breaks the hold. Black Angel kicks The Judge in the back of the leg. ]

Jack Dundee - kick by Black Angel.

[Black Angel executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Judge. The Judge gets back to his feet. The Judge takes Black Angel down with a knee. The Judge executes a corkscrew legdrop on Black Angel. The Judge is back on his feet. The Judge hits Black Angel with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. The Judge stomps Black Angel's head. Black Angel is up again. Black Angel picks up The Judge and hits him with a Back Suplex. Black Angel chants start. Now Black Angel standing. Black Angel climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Judge. Black Angel gets up. Black Angel climbs to the top rope and nails The Judge with a reverse flying elbow drop. Black Angel chants start. Black Angel bounces The Judge off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. Black Angel hits The Judge with a flying senton. Black Angel is up again. The Judge is back on his feet. Black Angel choke slams The Judge. The Judge looks to be out cold! Black Angel makes the cover with a roling reverse cradle. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Black Angel!!!

"Nightmare" Brian Blackhart vs. *Nosferatu
(Standard Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 290 pounds, from Southern CA., *Nosferatu!!!

[On the Other End by Twiztid plays, Nosferatu makes his way to the ring. ]

Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 257 pounds,, "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart!!!

[Them Bones by Alice in Chains plays as "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart makes his way to the ring *Nosferatu places "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart drops *Nosferatu with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (the bell rings) *Nosferatu gives "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart a reverse neckbreaker. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart bounces *Nosferatu off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart moves back to his feet. *Nosferatu moves back to his feet. *Nosferatu hits "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart with a baba chop. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart hits a spinning leg lariat on *Nosferatu sending him to the mat. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart hits *Nosferatu with an elbowdrop. Now *Nosferatu standing. *Nosferatu goes for a t-bone suplex but "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart dodges the attack. *Nosferatu and "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart go to the floor Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) (..2) *Nosferatu hits "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart with the back of his elbow. (...3) "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets thrown into the turnbuckle. *Nosferatu comes over and smashes "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart's head into it. (....4) *Nosferatu knifehand chops "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart. (.....5) They head back into the ring. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart uses a lariat on *Nosferatu. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart measures *Nosferatu up and drops a closed fist. *Nosferatu gets back to his feet. *Nosferatu grabs "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart's leg and takes him down. *Nosferatu executes a corkscrew legdrop on "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart. *Nosferatu moves back to his feet. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart is back on his feet. *Nosferatu runs and tackles "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart. *Nosferatu punches him in the head. *Nosferatu hits "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

Jack Dundee - elbowdrop!

[*Nosferatu gets back to his feet. *Nosferatu rolls onto "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart connecting with a knee. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets hit with a dragon scerw from *Nosferatu. *Nosferatu gets back to his feet. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart is back on his feet. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart spins aroround *Nosferatu's back and DDT's him into the mat. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart climbs to his feet. *Nosferatu gets hit with the shooting star press from "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 ...2 *Nosferatu escapes. ]

Nadine Jansen - That was almost the end of the match right there!

[*Nosferatu climbs to his feet. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow!! I didn't know you could speak and understand retard?!?!

["Nightmare" Brian Blackhart hits *Nosferatu with the crotch slam. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart stomps *Nosferatu's head. Now *Nosferatu standing. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart is hit with a backward kick. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart is back on his feet. *Nosferatu legsweeps "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart. ]

Nadine Jansen - *Nosferatu executes a legsweep.

["Nightmare" Brian Blackhart is back on his feet. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart punches *Nosferatu in the head. *Nosferatu grabs "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart hits *Nosferatu with an earringer. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart pokes *Nosferatu in the eyes. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart hits *Nosferatu with a heart punch. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart applies an arm wrench to *Nosferatu. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart executes a corkscrew legdrop on *Nosferatu. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets back to his feet. *Nosferatu gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart moves back to his feet. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart knees *Nosferatu and rolls back to his feet. *Nosferatu moves back to his feet. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart trys for a power slam but *Nosferatu avoids it. ]

Jack Dundee - This action is totally insane and not for the weak of heart!

["Nightmare" Brian Blackhart springboard DDT's *Nosferatu onto the mat! ]

Nadine Jansen - Nice springboard DDT by "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart.

["Nightmare" Brian Blackhart gets back to his feet. *Nosferatu gets back to his feet. Indian deathlock applied by "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart. Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... *Nosferatu trys to escape. *Nosferatu escapes. ]

Jack Dundee - This is how wrestling should be!

["Nightmare" Brian Blackhart with spinning headscissors on *Nosferatu send him hard to the mat. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart stands up. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart slingshot elbow drops *Nosferatu. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart puts *Nosferatu in an arm grapevine submission. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart puts *Nosferatu in an arm grapevine submission. *Nosferatu climbs to his feet. "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart hits *Nosferatu with the Blackhart Attack. *Nosferatu looks to be out cold! "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart uses an inside cradle to pin *Nosferatu. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, "Nightmare" Brian Blackhart!!!

6 Person Battle Royal
(Underhanded Extreme Battle Royal)



Jack Dundee - The following is a 6 Person Underhanded Extreme Battle Royal battle royal.

[As the announcer finishes, a full mariachi band comes out from behind the curtain in authentic Mexican outfits, playing a pitiful rendition of The Macarena as they make their way down the ramp and take their place at ringside. In behind comes three Lovely Senoritas, dancing down the ramp, and playing their maracas. They take their place with the band as in behind them come six Lucha-Midgets carrying a covered table down the ramp. The sides of the table reads "Table of Doom"! As the Lucha Midgets take their place at ringside, a spotlight illuminates the stage as El Slasho/Santo makes his apperance. Looking elegant in his matador type of outfit, and wearing a big sombrero and a mexican decorated hockey mask, he makes his way to ringside and faces the entourage, then all give the Three Amigo Salute. El Slasho/Santo instructs the Lucha-Midgets to place the table in the ring, and set it up. As the table is in place, El Santo holds his hands up over the table, palms up, as the midgets lift the cover, reveiling the spread of nachos, burritos, chili, and other goodies. While El Santo Gringo and La Santa Anna do battle, El Slasho, er El Santo grabs a bowl of guacamole dip, makes his way behind La Santa Anna, and smushes it in her face! The band shouts,"Ole!" "Ah, you make my ladies drip, I make you dip! Ah ha!" El Santo Gringo stops and laughs at the site, but unknown to him, El Slasho, er El Santo has grabbed the bowl of chili and snuck in behind him. El Slasho/Santo holds the bowl over El Santo Gringo's head, and dumps the contents on him along with the bowl, making quite an attractive hat! The senoritas shout, Ah ha! "Ah, now you look like an American chili dog, no? HA!"(ding, ding, ding) El Santo punches El Kyonto repeatedly. El Kyonto hits El Santo with the back of his elbow. El Santo executes a ropeflip moonsault on El Kyonto. El Santo stands up. El Santo hits a koppo kick on El Kyonto. ]

Jack Dundee - koppo kick by El Santo.

[El Santo executes a corkscrew legdrop on El Kyonto. ]

Nadine Jansen - El Santo executes a corkscrew legdrop.

[El Santo stands up. Now El Kyonto standing. El Santo get whipped into the corner and El Kyonto follows himin with a turnbuckle splash. El Kyonto superkicks El Santo. Now El Santo standing. El Kyonto does a cartwheel and kicks El Santo in the face. El Kyonto executes a corkscrew legdrop on El Santo. El Kyonto gets back to his feet. El Santo climbs to his feet. El Santo spinning mule kicks El Kyonto. El Kyonto climbs to his feet. El Kyonto punches El Santo in the gut. El Santo is hit with a backward kick. El Kyonto rolls onto El Santo connecting with a knee. El Santo Gringo clotheslines La Santa Anna. La Santa Anna slaps El Santo Gringo. ]

Jack Dundee - slap!

[El Santo Gringo gets back into the match with a neck breaker on La Santa Anna. They lockup. El Santo Gringo sends La Santa Anna to the corner of the ring. La Santa Anna legsweeps El Santo Gringo. Now El Santo Gringo standing. La Santa Anna kicks El Santo Gringo in the stomach. El Santo Gringo stands up. El Santo Gringo gets back into the match with a neck breaker on La Santa Anna. Now La Santa Anna standing. La Santa Anna executes a neck scissors on El Santo Gringo. La Santa Anna gets back to her feet. El Santo Gringo trys for a snap suplex but is not strong enough to lift El Kyonto. El Santo dropkicks La Santa Anna to the face. La Santa Anna gets back to her feet. El Santo executes a spinning back fist on La Santa Anna. ]

Nadine Jansen - Folks this is the only place you can get wrestling like this.

[El Santo knees La Santa Anna and rolls back to his feet. El Santo fist drops La Santa Anna on the mat. La Santa Anna moves back to her feet. La Santa Anna rakes the face of El Santo in attempt to make a come back. La Santa Anna hits El Santo with an earringer. El Santo slips under the bottom rope and is replaced with a look alike El Santo. ]

Jack Dundee - Did you see that?? There's another El Santo!!

[La Santa Anna grabs El Santo's head and hites him in the face. El Santo gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by La Santa Anna. ]

Nadine Jansen - boot choke!

[La Santa Anna pokes El Santo in the eyes. La Santa Anna holds El Santo in the corner, choking him with his forearm. La Santa Anna nails El Santo with a belly-to-back suplex. La Santa Anna puts El Santo in an arm grapevine submission. El Santo stands up. El Santo uses a tornado DDT to plant La Santa Anna's head into the mat. El Santo moves back to his feet. La Santa Anna is up again. Slash Santo's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by La Santa Anna. Slash Santo climbs to his feet. Slash Santo delivers a spinning backbreak to La Santa Anna. La Santa Anna is back on her feet. La Santa Anna pulls Slash Santo's hair. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[La Santa Anna uppercuts Slash Santo. La Santa Anna bites Slash Santo's arm out of desparation. Slash Santo hits a tiger driver on La Santa Anna. Slash Santo gets back to his feet. La Santa Anna climbs to her feet. ]

Jack Dundee - I can take both those guys. Don't you agree?

Nadine Jansen - What are you thinking??

[Slash Santo leg drops the throat of El Santo Damiano. El Santo Damiano climbs to his feet. Slash Santo hits El Santo Damiano with a rolling elbow smash to the face. El Santo Damiano gets up. El Santo Damiano executes a jawbreakeron Slash Santo. Now El Santo Damiano standing. Slash Santo stands up. Slasho Santo makes his way back to the table, and picks up the plate of meaty nachos, and smashes them in El Santo Damiano's face, then crashes the plate on his head! Slasho Santo claps his hands and two of the Lucha-Midgets come in and begin bitting El Santo Gringo on the buttocks, and a Lovely Senorita comes in and bashes La Santa Anna on the head with her maracas! The other Lucha-Midgets and Lovely Senoritas grab the plate of burritos and begin tossing them at all of the participants, including Slasho Santo, who just happens to get in the way of the flying burritos! Slash Santo bounces El Santo Damiano off the ropes and clotheslines him. El Santo Damiano does a cartwheel and kicks Slash Santo in the face. ]

Jack Dundee - Slash Santo takes a cartwheel kick.

[Slash Santo moves back to his feet. Slash Santo executes a headlock takedown. ]

Nadine Jansen - El Santo Damiano takes a headlock takedown.

[El Santo Damiano is up again. El Santo Damiano hits Slash Santo with the back of his elbow. El Santo Damiano nails Slash Santo with a belly-to-back suplex. El Santo Damiano is back on his feet. El Santo Damiano fist drops Slash Santo on the mat. El Santo Damiano moves back to his feet. Slash Santo lifts El Santo Damiano into the air and delivers a spine buster. Slash Santo sucks chants start in the crowd. Slash Santo chokes El Santo Damiano. El Santo Damiano's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by La Santa Anna. La Santa Anna puts El Santo Damiano in an arm grapevine submission. La Santa Anna puts El Santo Damiano in an arm grapevine submission. El Santo Damiano is up again. La Santa Anna gouges El Santo Damiano's eyes out. La Santa Anna throws El Santo Damiano over the ropes. ]

[El Santo Damiano was elimintated by La Santa Anna. ]



Jack Dundee - El Santo Damiano is gone!! Hit the showers, idiot!!

[El Santo kicks La Santa Anna in the stomach. La Santa Anna gets hit with a diving elbow smash from El Santo. El Santo is up again. El Santo knee drops La Santa Anna. El Santo moves back to his feet. El Santo executes a corkscrew legdrop on La Santa Anna. El Santo throws La Santa Anna over the ropes. ]

[La Santa Anna was elimintated by El Santo.]



[El Kyonto kicks El Santo in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. El Santo is back on his feet. El Kyonto goes for a chokelift but El Santo dodges the attack. ]

Jack Dundee - Seriously, am I not the sexiest man in the UWA?

Nadine Jansen - No way.

[El Kyonto drops on El Santo's chest with a flying sitdown splash. ]

Jack Dundee - Strong flying sitdown splash now by El Kyonto!!

[El Kyonto hits El Santo with a heart punch. El Santo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from El Kyonto. El Kyonto moves back to his feet. El Kyonto measures El Santo up and drops a closed fist. Now El Kyonto standing. El Santo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from El Kyonto. El Santo gets back to his feet. El Santo leg lariats El Kyonto, sending him to the mat. El Santo measures El Kyonto up and drops a closed fist. El Santo gets back to his feet. El Kyonto gets hit with a diving elbow smash from El Santo. ]

Jack Dundee - diving elbow smash by El Santo.

[El Santo moves back to his feet. Now El Kyonto standing. El Kyonto hits him with a back fist. El Kyonto spinning mule kicks El Santo. El Santo slides out of the ring and is replaced with a look alike El Santo. El Santo does a cartwheel and kicks El Kyonto in the face. El Kyonto climbs to his feet. El Santo hits El Kyonto with a heart punch. El Kyonto gets up. El Santo Gringo executes a moonsault on to Slash Santo. ]

Jack Dundee - My butt hurts. [They lockup. El Santo Gringo sends Slash Santo to the corner of the ring. Slash Santo pins El Santo Gringo against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. El Santo Gringo gets back into the match with a neck breaker on Slash Santo. El Santo Gringo is back on his feet. Slash Santo climbs to his feet. El Santo Gringo gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Slash Santo. El Santo Gringo is up again. El Santo Gringo gets back into the match with a neck breaker on Slash Santo. Now El Santo Gringo standing. Slash Santo is back on his feet. Slash Santo with a powerful choke lift on El Santo Gringo. El Santo Gringo is up again. El Santo Gringo is t-bone suplexed by Slash Santo. Slash Santo gets up. El Santo Gringo stands up. ]

Jack Dundee - This is why UWA is at the top.

[El Kyonto uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Slash Santo down. El Kyonto executes a corkscrew legdrop on Slash Santo. El Kyonto climbs to his feet. Slash Santo stands up. El Kyonto gets hit with a back heel kick. Slash Santo puts El Kyonto in an arm grapevine submission. Slash Santo measures El Kyonto up and drops a closed fist. Slash Santo climbs to his feet. El Kyonto climbs to his feet. Slash Santo hits El Kyonto with a heart punch. Slash Santo hits El Kyonto with an elbowdrop. Slash Santo climbs to his feet. Now El Kyonto standing. El Kyonto lifts up El Santo Gringo and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. After fight El Kyonto rolls onto El Santo Gringo connecting with a knee. El Kyonto fist drops El Santo Gringo on the mat. El Kyonto gets back to his feet. El Kyonto knee drops El Santo Gringo. El Kyonto stands up. El Kyonto leg drops the throat of El Santo Gringo. El Kyonto throws El Santo Gringo to the floor.]

[El Santo Gringo was elimintated by El Kyonto. ]



Jack Dundee - That's right. El Santo Gringo is going home early. The loser!!

[Slash Santo with a gut-wrench suplex on El Santo. El Santo is up again. Slash Santo spinning mule kicks El Santo. Slash Santo climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on El Santo. Slash Santo climbs to his feet. Slash Santo falls head first into El Santo. Slash Santo slingshot elbow drops El Santo. El Santo is back on his feet. Slash Santo throws El Santo to the floor. ]

[El Santo was elimintated by Slash Santo. ]



[Slash Santo grabs El Kyonto's head and DDT's him on the mat. Now El Kyonto standing. Slash Santo executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming El Kyonto's face to the mat. Slash Santo is up again. El Kyonto gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Slash Santo. Slash Santo moves back to his feet. Slash Santo applies an arm wrench to El Kyonto. Now El Kyonto standing. El Kyonto pins Slash Santo against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[El Kyonto throws chalk in Slash Santo's face. Slash Santo uppercuts El Kyonto. El Kyonto thrust kicks Slash Santo in the head. Slash Santo gets back to his feet. El Kyonto bounces Slash Santo off the ropes and clotheslines him. Slash Santo is back on his feet. El Kyonto picks up Slash Santo and front slams him on the mat. El Kyonto fist drops Slash Santo on the mat. El Kyonto moves back to his feet. El Kyonto applies a wishbone split to Slash Santo. El Kyonto tosses Slash Santo to ringside. ]

[Slash Santo was elimintated by El Kyonto. ]



Nadine Jansen - Slash Santo just got his @$$ handed to him!!

Jack Dundee - We've got ourselves a winner!

Jack Dundee - The winner of the battle royal, El Kyonto!!!

Krums vs. C Dawg
(Hardcore Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Hardcore Match. On his way to The Ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds,, Krums!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[I Push My Fingers into My Eyes by Slipknot plays as Krums makes his way to the ring ]

Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 395 pounds, from Brooklyn, NY he holds the UWA Heavyweight title belt, C Dawg!!!

[Devils Get Dropped by Petidee plays over the PA as C Dawg comes down the ramp. Krums walks around the ring. C Dawg places Krums on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ding, ding, ding) Krums executes a ropeflip hiptoss on C Dawg. Krums goes for a pin. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 C Dawg escapes. C Dawg is back on his feet. Krums slaps both sides of C Dawg's head out of desperation. Krums hits a flying karate chop right to C Dawg's neck. C Dawg hits Krums with a baba chop. Krums hits a jumping elbow hrust on C Dawg. Krums hits C Dawg with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[Krums covers C Dawg. Ed Martinez counts the pin. ...1 C Dawg kicks out. C Dawg gets back to his feet. C Dawg hits Krums with an atomic drop. Kneelock submission applied by C Dawg. Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out. ... Krums trys to escape. ... Krums escapes. Krums moves back to his feet. Krums attempts to kick C Dawg, but C Dawg catches his leg. Krums flips around and kicks C Dawg. Krums climbs to his feet. Now C Dawg standing. C Dawg hits Krums with the back of his elbow. A flying bodypress by Krums takes C Dawg to the Mat with authority. Krums stands up. Krums hits C Dawg with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Krums jumps and elbow smashes the lying C Dawg. Krums climbs to his feet. C Dawg gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Krums. Krums gets up. C Dawg gets back to his feet. C Dawg grabs Krums's head and DDT's him on the Mat. C Dawg with a falling splash on Krums. C Dawg gets back to his feet. C Dawg Dumps Krums Into The Ringside Area ]

Nadine Jansen - Weapons are everywhere all over The Ringside Area.

[C Dawg swings A Steel Chair and hits Krums. C Dawg runs in and leg drops Krums. Krums moves back to his feet. C Dawg Throws Krums Over The Guard Rail Into The Crowd Krums get whipped into the corner and C Dawg follows himin with an avalanche. C Dawg Leaves The Crowd With The Hair Of Krums Into The Ringside Area C Dawg hits Krums with a northernlights powerbomb on to the Cement. C Dawg locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Krums is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) C Dawg breaks the hold. C Dawg swings A Table and hits Krums. Krums is bleeding as a result. ]

Jack Dundee - Krums is getting the crap kicked out of him!

[Krums is back on his feet. C Dawg bends over as Krums elbows him in the midsection. C Dawg uses a lariat on Krums. Krums stands up. C Dawg gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Krums goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps C Dawg. Krums is up again. Krums hits C Dawg with an elbowdrop. ]

Nadine Jansen - elbow drop!

[C Dawg is back on his feet. C Dawg bounces Krums off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. C Dawg Brings Krums Up The Ring Ramp C Dawg knee drops Krums. C Dawg stands up. C Dawg with the hammerlock on Krums. Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out. ... ... C Dawg breaks the hold. C Dawg climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Krums. C Dawg climbs to his feet. Krums moves back to his feet. C Dawg with a takeover suplex on Krums. C Dawg climbs to his feet. C Dawg Brings Krums Into The Ringside Area C Dawg applies an arm wrench to Krums. C Dawg kicks Krums on the Cement. C Dawg locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Krums is fighting the hold. ... C Dawg tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... C Dawg tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... Krums is fighting the hold. Krums taps out. ]

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, C Dawg!!!

Sting Ray vs. Piano
(Standard Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 115 pounds,, Piano!!! (crowd boos ******)

[Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani plays as Piano makes her way to the ring. ]

Jack Dundee - and her opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from New Orleans, LA, Sting Ray!!! (crowd cheers *********)

["Big City Nights" by The Scorpions cues as Sting Ray runs from the entrance rapm diving head first into the ring* Piano places Sting Ray on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Sting Ray places Piano on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (the bell rings) Piano executes the jumping sidekick on Sting Ray. Piano rolls onto Sting Ray connecting with a knee. Sting Ray gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Piano. Piano is back on her feet. Piano applies an arm wrench to Sting Ray. Piano puts Sting Ray in an arm grapevine submission. Piano stomps Sting Ray's head. Sting Ray gets back to her feet. Sting Ray puts Piano on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. Sting Ray is back on her feet. Sting Ray runs in and leg drops Piano. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[Sting Ray drags Piano to the floor. Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) Sting Ray cuts Piano with a blade. Piano is bleeding as a result. (..2) Sting Ray measures Piano up and drops a closed fist. Piano stands up. (...3) Piano hits her with a back fist. (....4) Piano uppercuts Sting Ray. ]

Nadine Jansen - Piano executes a uppercut.

[(.....5) Piano takes Sting Ray into the ring. Piano tackles Sting Ray. Sting Ray stands up. Piano gets hit with a dragon scerw from Sting Ray. Piano is up again. Sting Ray kicks Piano in the groin. Piano trys for a sitdown faceslam but Sting Ray avoids it. Piano with the hammerlock on Sting Ray. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Sting Ray trys to escape. ... Piano tightens the hold. Piano breaks the hold. ]

Jack Dundee - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Piano trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Sting Ray. Sting Ray uses a running lariat to take Piano down. Sting Ray executes the front facelock on Piano. Ed Martinez asks Piano if she quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Sting Ray tightens the hold. Piano escapes. Sting Ray and Piano go to the floor Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) Piano gets back to her feet. (..2) Piano slaps Sting Ray in the face. Piano climbs to her feet. Sting Ray hits the fallaway slam on Piano. Sting Ray is back on her feet. Sting Ray chokes Piano. Sting Ray takes Piano into the ring. Sting Ray slingshot elbow drops Piano. Piano gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Sting Ray. Sting Ray chants start. Sting Ray moves back to her feet. Sting Ray hits Piano with the Tail Strike. Sting Ray covers Piano. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Sting Ray!!!

Kevin Lee Crowley vs. Kobayashi Maru
(Standard Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 245 pounds,, Kobayashi Maru!!! (crowd boos ********)

["Rocket Man" by Elton John plays as Kobayashi Maru comes to the ring ]

Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 260 pounds, from Hell's Pass, TX, Kevin Lee Crowley!!!

["Satanic Cowboy" by Dog Fashion Disco plays as Kevin Lee Crowley makes his way to the ring. Kobayashi Maru walks around the ring. Kobayashi Maru gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Kevin Lee Crowley. (the bell rings) Kobayashi Maru uses a closed fist on Kevin Lee Crowley. ]

Jack Dundee - punch by Kobayashi Maru.

[Kobayashi Maru executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Kevin Lee Crowley. Kevin Lee Crowley gets hit with the shooting star press from Kobayashi Maru. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 Kevin Lee Crowley kicks out. ]

Nadine Jansen - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Kevin Lee Crowley.

[Now Kevin Lee Crowley standing. Kobayashi Maru jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Kevin Lee Crowley. Kobayashi Maru stands up. Kobayashi Maru hits Kevin Lee Crowley with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[Kevin Lee Crowley gets up. Kevin Lee Crowley grabs Kobayashi Maru's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex. Kevin Lee Crowley is up again. Kevin Lee Crowley hits Kobayashi Maru with an elbowdrop. Kobayashi Maru stands up. Kevin Lee Crowley gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Kobayashi Maru gets hit with a back heel kick. Kevin Lee Crowley fist drops Kobayashi Maru on the mat. Kobayashi Maru executes a bulldog off of the top rope, bringing Kevin Lee Crowley crashing face first to the mat. Kevin Lee Crowley gets hit with the shooting star press from Kobayashi Maru. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 ...2 Kevin Lee Crowley escapes. Kevin Lee Crowley stands up. An elbow submission by Kobayashi Maru brings Kevin Lee Crowley down to the mat. Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Kevin Lee Crowley escapes. Kobayashi Maru and Kevin Lee Crowley go to the floor ]

Nadine Jansen - Kobayashi Maru can't get a pin at ringside.

[Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) Kobayashi Maru swings a Steel chair and hits Kevin Lee Crowley. Kevin Lee Crowley is bleeding as a result. Kevin Lee Crowley gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face. They head back into the ring. ]

Nadine Jansen - It was a smart move to the ring. Kevin Lee Crowley no longer has to watch out for weapons.

[Kobayashi Maru goes off the turnbuckle with a flying somersault splash. Kobayashi Maru sucks chants start in the crowd. Kobayashi Maru climbs to his feet. Kobayashi Maru sends Kevin Lee Crowley to ringside. Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) Kobayashi Maru swings a microphone cable and hits Kevin Lee Crowley. Kevin Lee Crowley moves back to his feet. (..2) Kevin Lee Crowley hits Kobayashi Maru with an earringer. (...3) Kevin Lee Crowley delivers a big boot to the head of Kobayashi Maru. Kobayashi Maru stands up. (....4) Kobayashi Maru gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Kevin Lee Crowley. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Kevin Lee Crowley hits a kneeling headbutt to Kobayashi Maru's groin. Kevin Lee Crowley goes for a pin. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. ...1 Kobayashi Maru escapes. ]

Jack Dundee - Oh come on!! Your a pro, you can do better than that!!

[Kobayashi Maru hits a flying karate chop right to Kevin Lee Crowley's neck. Kevin Lee Crowley puts Kobayashi Maru on the top rope and executes a superplex. Kevin Lee Crowley gets back to his feet. Kobayashi Maru gets back to his feet. Kevin Lee Crowley dazed by the turnbuckle, Kobayashi Maru leaps off, diving over Kevin Lee Crowley's head,pulling off a neckbreaker Kobayashi Maru is back on his feet. Kobayashi Maru uses an elbow drop from off the top rope to hurt Kevin Lee Crowley even more than he already has. Kobayashi Maru gets up. Kobayashi Maru hits Kevin Lee Crowley with an elbowdrop. Kobayashi Maru is back on his feet. Kobayashi Maru with a flying headbutt on Kevin Lee Crowley. Kobayashi Maru sucks chants start in the crowd. Kobayashi Maru jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Kevin Lee Crowley with an Asia Moonsault. Kobayashi Maru moves back to his feet. Kevin Lee pounds away at Kobayashi Maru, who is on his knees, and appears to be in a trance! Suddenly, a flash of fire appears from Kobayashi Maru's hands directed in Kevin Lee's face, momentarily blinding him, and giving Kobayashi Maru the time to kick him in the stomach and set up for Japanese Sunset!". ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Nadine Jansen - We've got ourselves a winner!

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Kobayashi Maru!!!

Obscurity Gillespie vs. Stefani Taylor Dodson
(Standard Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 176 pounds,, Obscurity Gillespie!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[The Black Dahlia by Lamb of God plays as Obscurity makes her way to the ring ]

Jack Dundee - and her opponent, weighing in at 135 pounds,, Stefani Taylor Dodson!!! (crowd boos ******)

[STD by Necro plays as Stefani Taylor Dodson makes her way to the ring. Obscurity Gillespie walks around the ring. Stefani Taylor Dodson walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Obscurity Gillespie pulls Stefani Taylor Dodson's hair. Obscurity Gillespie pokes Stefani Taylor Dodson in the eyes. Obscurity Gillespie gouges Stefani Taylor Dodson's eyes out. Stefani Taylor Dodson rakes the face of Obscurity Gillespie in attempt to make a come back. Obscurity Gillespie bites Stefani Taylor Dodson's arm out of desparation. Obscurity Gillespie holds Stefani Taylor Dodson in the corner, choking her with her forearm. Stefani Taylor Dodson gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Obscurity Gillespie. Stefani Taylor Dodson grabs Obscurity Gillespie's head and DDT's her on the mat. Stefani Taylor Dodson drags Obscurity Gillespie to the floor. Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) Stefani Taylor Dodson cuts Obscurity Gillespie with a blade. Obscurity Gillespie is bleeding as a result. Obscurity Gillespie gets back to her feet. (..2) Obscurity Gillespie superkicks Stefani Taylor Dodson. Stefani Taylor Dodson stands up. (...3) Stefani Taylor Dodson pokes Obscurity Gillespie in the eyes. (....4) Obscurity Gillespie executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Stefani Taylor Dodson. (.....5) Obscurity Gillespie and Stefani Taylor Dodson move back into the ring. Obscurity Gillespie applies an arm wrench to Stefani Taylor Dodson. Stefani Taylor Dodson dropkicks Obscurity Gillespie. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[Stefani Taylor Dodson is up again. A choking sleeper is applies by Stefani Taylor Dodson to put out Obscurity Gillespie. The ref doesn't see it yet. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Stefani Taylor Dodson breaks the hold. Stefani Taylor Dodson grabs Obscurity Gillespie's arm, drops down, and has her in an arm grapevine. Stefani Taylor Dodson puts Obscurity Gillespie in an arm grapevine submission. Obscurity Gillespie is back on her feet. Stefani Taylor Dodson legsweeps Obscurity Gillespie. Obscurity Gillespie legsweeps Stefani Taylor Dodson. Obscurity Gillespie covers Stefani Taylor Dodson hooking the leg. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 Stefani Taylor Dodson kicks out. Obscurity Gillespie rakes the face of Stefani Taylor Dodson in attempt to make a come back. ]

Nadine Jansen - Obscurity Gillespie with a face rake.

[Stefani Taylor Dodson gouges Obscurity Gillespie's eyes out. Obscurity Gillespie executes a neck scissors on Stefani Taylor Dodson. Obscurity Gillespie is up again. Stefani Taylor Dodson gets back to her feet. Stefani Taylor Dodson hits Obscurity Gillespie with an earringer. Stefani Taylor Dodson bites Obscurity Gillespie's arm out of desparation. Stefani Taylor Dodson slaps Obscurity Gillespie. Stefani Taylor Dodson kicks Obscurity Gillespie in the stomach. Obscurity Gillespie is back on her feet. Obscurity Gillespie grabs Stefani Taylor Dodson's head and hites her in the face. Stefani Taylor Dodson holds Obscurity Gillespie in the corner, choking her with her forearm. Obscurity Gillespie trys for a brain buster but Stefani Taylor Dodson avoids it. Obscurity Gillespie puts Stefani Taylor Dodson in the ankle lock submission. Stefani Taylor Dodson is is bad pain! Ed Martinez is checking for a tap out. ... ... Stefani Taylor Dodson trys to escape. ... ... Obscurity Gillespie tightens the hold. Obscurity Gillespie breaks the hold. ]

Nadine Jansen - Don't you dare switch the channel!

[Obscurity Gillespie slaps Stefani Taylor Dodson. Obscurity Gillespie puts Stefani Taylor Dodson in a Japanese arm drag. Obscurity Gillespie is back on her feet. Obscurity Gillespie puts Stefani Taylor Dodson in an arm grapevine submission. Obscurity Gillespie covers Stefani Taylor Dodson hooking the leg. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 Stefani Taylor Dodson kicks out. Stefani Taylor Dodson stands up. Obscurity Gillespie gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Stefani Taylor Dodson. Obscurity Gillespie hits Stefani Taylor Dodson with an earringer. Obscurity Gillespie goes for a arm breaker but Stefani Taylor Dodson dodges the attack. Obscurity Gillespie locks Stefani Taylor Dodson in the grapevine submission. Ed Martinez asks Stefani Taylor Dodson if she quits. ... ... ... ... Obscurity Gillespie breaks the hold. Obscurity Gillespie sends Stefani Taylor Dodson to ringside. ]

Jack Dundee - Obscurity Gillespie can't get a pin at ringside. What an idiot!!!

[Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) Obscurity Gillespie throws a chair at Stefani Taylor Dodson. Stefani Taylor Dodson executes the brain buster on Obscurity Gillespie. Stefani Taylor Dodson sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

Nadine Jansen - If Stefani Taylor Dodson keeps using moves like that brain buster she could win the match!

[Now Stefani Taylor Dodson standing. (..2) Stefani Taylor Dodson throws a chair at Obscurity Gillespie. (...3) Obscurity Gillespie grabs Stefani Taylor Dodson by the arm and breaks it over her shoulder. (....4) Stefani Taylor Dodson comes from behind and bulldogs Obscurity Gillespie. Stefani Taylor Dodson gets up. Obscurity Gillespie stands up. (.....5) Obscurity Gillespie takes Stefani Taylor Dodson into the ring. Obscurity Gillespie executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Stefani Taylor Dodson. Stefani Taylor Dodson grabs Obscurity Gillespie's head and hites her in the face. Stefani Taylor Dodson pulls Obscurity Gillespie's hair. Stefani Taylor Dodson slaps Obscurity Gillespie. Stefani Taylor Dodson gouges Obscurity Gillespie's eyes out. Stefani Taylor Dodson comes from behind and bulldogs Obscurity Gillespie. Stefani Taylor Dodson climbs to her feet. Stefani Taylor Dodson goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Obscurity Gillespie kicks out. Obscurity Gillespie is back on her feet. Stefani Taylor Dodson rakes the face of Obscurity Gillespie in attempt to make a come back. Obscurity Gillespie grabs Stefani Taylor Dodson's head and Evenflow DDT's Stefani Taylor Dodson on the mat. Obscurity Gillespie moves back to her feet. Stefani Taylor Dodson moves back to her feet. Stefani Taylor Dodson bites Obscurity Gillespie's arm out of desparation. Obscurity Gillespie hits Stefani Taylor Dodson with an earringer. ]

Nadine Jansen - Obscurity Gillespie with a earringer.

[Stefani Taylor Dodson pokes Obscurity Gillespie in the eyes. Obscurity Gillespie grabs Stefani Taylor Dodson's head and hites her in the face. ]

Jack Dundee - Follows up with a face bite.

[Obscurity Gillespie pulls Stefani Taylor Dodson's hair. Obscurity Gillespie superkicks Stefani Taylor Dodson. Stefani Taylor Dodson executes a neck scissors on Obscurity Gillespie. Now Obscurity Gillespie standing. Obscurity Gillespie legsweeps Stefani Taylor Dodson. ]

Nadine Jansen - legsweep!

[Obscurity Gillespie puts Stefani Taylor Dodson in an arm grapevine submission. Now Stefani Taylor Dodson standing. Stefani Taylor Dodson hits Obscurity Gillespie with an earringer. Stefani Taylor Dodson dropkicks Obscurity Gillespie to the knee. Stefani Taylor Dodson chokes Obscurity Gillespie with her boot. Stefani Taylor Dodson sucks chants start in the crowd. Obscurity Gillespie is up again. Stefani Taylor Dodson pins Obscurity Gillespie against the ropes and chokes her with her forearm. Stefani Taylor Dodson grabs Obscurity Gillespie and drops them into the Go Down onto the mat. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jack Dundee - The winner of this match, Stefani Taylor Dodson!!!

Ashe Mayamoto vs. Dakota
(Standard Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 268 pounds,, Dakota!!!

[Dakota comes to the ring. ]

Jack Dundee - and his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds, accompanied by Isabelle Ishimura, Ashe Mayamoto!!!

[When Good Dogs Do Bad Things by The Dillinger Escape Plan plays over the PA as Ashe comes to the ring accompanied by Sten Nguyen and Isabelle Ishimura. Dakota walks around the ring. Ashe Mayamoto drops Dakota with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ring, ring, ring) Dakota connects with a flying knee. Ashe Mayamoto goes down. Ashe Mayamoto climbs to his feet. Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with the back of his elbow. Dakota hits Ashe Mayamoto with the back of his elbow. Ashe Mayamoto gets hit with a running spinning wheel kick. Dakota climbs to his feet. Dakota knees Ashe Mayamoto and rolls back to his feet. Dakota rolls onto Ashe Mayamoto connecting with a knee. Dakota executes a corkscrew legdrop on Ashe Mayamoto. ]

Jack Dundee - Wow, I havent sen that about 80 times already tonight?

[Dakota gets up. Now Ashe Mayamoto standing. Ashe Mayamoto with a jumping DDT on Dakota. Ashe Mayamoto is up again. Dakota gets hit with the shooting star press from Ashe Mayamoto. Ed Martinez counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Dakota escapes. ]

Jack Dundee - ...1 ....2 .....2.9999. Ashe Mayamoto almost had the match there!

[Dakota climbs to his feet. Dakota gets locked into the headscissors submission by Ashe Mayamoto. The referee is checking the situation. ... Dakota trys to escape. ... Ashe Mayamoto tightens the hold. Ashe Mayamoto breaks the hold. Ashe Mayamoto kicks Dakota in the back of the leg. Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Ashe Mayamoto moves back to his feet. Dakota stands up. Dakota hits him with a back fist. ]

Jack Dundee - Follows up with a back fist.

[Ashe Mayamoto uses a lariat on Dakota. Dakota gets knocked on the ground and Ashe Mayamoto flips onto him. Ashe Mayamoto moves back to his feet. Dakota gets hit with the shooting star press from Ashe Mayamoto. Ed Martinez counts. ...1 ...2 Dakota escapes. Dakota stands up. Ashe Mayamoto goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dakota. Ashe Mayamoto moves back to his feet. Ashe Mayamoto puts Dakota in an arm grapevine submission. Now Dakota standing. Ashe Mayamoto bites Dakota's arm out of desparation. Dakota executes the breakdown on Ashe Mayamoto. Dakota fist drops Ashe Mayamoto on the mat. Ashe Mayamoto is up again. Ashe Mayamoto grabs Dakota's leg and takes him down. Dakota gets hit with the shooting star press from Ashe Mayamoto. Ed Martinez counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Dakota kicks out. Ashe Mayamoto pins Dakota against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Ashe Mayamoto hits a flying karate chop right to Dakota's neck. Dakota superkicks Ashe Mayamoto. Ashe Mayamoto jumps from the top and nails Dakota with a flying axhandle smash. ] Jack Dundee - Follows up with a flying axhandle. [Dakota gets back to his feet. Dakota uses a closed fist on Ashe Mayamoto. Dakota jabs Ashe Mayamoto. Ashe Mayamoto leaps up, swings around Dakota and DDT's him onto the mat. ]

Jack Dundee - Holy *bleep*! Did you just see that?

Nadine Jansen - Hello?? That was a stupid question.

[Ashe Mayamoto jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Dakota. Ashe Mayamoto is up again. Dakota gets back to his feet. Dakota punches Ashe Mayamoto in the gut. Ashe Mayamoto gives Dakota a reverse neckbreaker. Dakota is up again. Ashe Mayamoto rakes the face of Dakota in attempt to make a come back. Dakota hits Ashe Mayamoto with an enzuigiri. Dakota gets up. Dakota covers Ashe Mayamoto hooking the leg. Referee Ed Martinez makes the count. ...1 Ashe Mayamoto escapes. ]

Jack Dundee - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Ashe Mayamoto.

[Dakota executes the jumping sidekick on Ashe Mayamoto. Ashe Mayamoto gets back to his feet. Dakota hiptosses Ashe Mayamoto. Dakota executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Ashe Mayamoto. Ashe Mayamoto stands up. Ashe Mayamoto hits Dakota with an atomic drop. Ashe Mayamoto drags Dakota to the floor. Ed Martinez starts the count (.1) Ashe Mayamoto piledrives Dakota into the floor. Dakota climbs to his feet. They head back into the ring. ]

Jack Dundee - This action is totally insane and not for the weak of heart! Holy *bleep*! Did you just see that?

Nadine Jansen - Mmmmm....damn right!

[Ashe Mayamoto picks Dakota up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Ashe Mayamoto stands up. Ashe Mayamoto goes off the top nailing Dakota with a flying elbow drop to the gut. Ashe Mayamoto climbs to his feet. Ashe Mayamoto with a turnbuckle curb stomp onto Dakota. Ashe Mayamoto goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Dakota. Ashe Mayamoto is up again. Ashe Mayamoto with the Flying Elbowdrop on Dakota! C-Mark comes down to the ring quickly while Ashe has the upper hand. In C-Mark's hand is a green boken, Dakota's green boken. C slides into the ring behind Ashe and quickly hits him in the back of the leg in the region of where his kneecap is. Ashe goes down to one knee and C-Mark moves in front of Ashe striking him with the tip of the boken (picture shooting pool) in the forehead forcing Ashe violently onto his back. C then kicks Ashe over onto his back and begins to slam the boken down onto the same leg he attacked before. Each time he slams the boken down Ashe wrives in pain. Dakota regains enough strength to stand back up. Shocked at C-Mark’s actions, he grabs the boken from him forcefully, and shoves him away. As C-Mark catches his balance, he gets in Dakota’s face as the two men begin to scream at one another. Suddenly, Dakota strikes C-Mark in the mid-section with the weapon, doubling him over. Dakota uppercuts C-Mark in the face with the boken, knocking him flat on his back. Dakota then stands over C-Mark, the boken held high, ready for the death-blow. Dakota then has a shocked look in his face and the boken drops from his hands. Dakota looks down at his hands and falls to his knees. He looks around him and the two men lying on the mat. Dakota wearily stands and shuffles his way up the ramp, all the while looking dazed and confused. The match is called a no-contest. ]

Jack Dundee - This match has been declared a no contest!!

C Dawg & Zarak vs. Dark Forces
(Tag Match)



Jack Dundee - This match is a Table Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, C Dawg & Zarak!!!

[C Dawg & Zarak come to the ring. ]

Jack Dundee - and their opponents, the team of Dark Forces.

[Dark Forces walk to the ring. Ed Martinez is the referee for this match. Nighthawk executes a pumphandle suplex on C Dawg. C Dawg drops Nighthawk with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ring, ring, ring) Nighthawk punches C Dawg repeatedly. Nighthawk executes a jawbreaker on C Dawg. Nighthawk gets up. Nighthawk kicks C Dawg on the mat. Nighthawk executes a headlock takedown. C Dawg gets up. C Dawg bounces Nighthawk off the ropes and clotheslines him. Nighthawk is up again. Nighthawk tackles C Dawg and pummels his head. Nighthawk measures C Dawg up and drops a closed fist. Nighthawk gets up. C Dawg with a huge super fisherman buster, driving Nighthawk into the mat. C Dawg is back on his feet. C Dawg chokes Nighthawk with his boot. C Dawg puts Nighthawk in an arm grapevine submission. Now Nighthawk standing. Nighthawk hits C Dawg with a baba chop. C Dawg applies the clawhold on Nighthawk. Nighthawk legsweeps C Dawg. Nighthawk puts C Dawg in an arm grapevine submission. C Dawg gets up. C Dawg legsweeps Nighthawk. ]

Nadine Jansen - legsweep!

[Nighthawk delivers a spinning backbreak to C Dawg. C Dawg is back on his feet. C Dawg hits Nighthawk with a running powerbomb on to the mat. C Dawg follows Nighthawk to the floor. ]

Nadine Jansen - What an outstanding match!

[C Dawg hits Nighthawk with a choke slam from the top rope. C Dawg stands up. C Dawg takes Nighthawk into the ring. C Dawg falls head first into Nighthawk. C Dawg is back on his feet. Nighthawk gets up. C Dawg uses a running lariat to take Nighthawk down. C Dawg knees Nighthawk and rolls back to his feet. Nighthawk gets hit with a diving elbow smash from C Dawg. C Dawg stands up. Sensing the match slipping away, Johnny "The Brain" Morgan races to the edge of the ramp, and waves his hands frantically. Down the ramp running comes Kobayashi Maru and Slash, who is carring an aluminium bat! Dark Forces pair up on C Dawg as Kobayashi Maru and Slash attack Zarak! Ed Martinez calls for the bell!! The Brain produces a pair of hand cuffs and hand them to Malice, who then handcuffs C Dawg to the corner, while The Brain decks the refferee with brass knucks! Zarak is hit with the bat by Slash, and falls to the mat! "Stretch him out!" yell The Brain, as Malice and Nighthawk hold Zarak's arms, and Kobayashi Maru holds on of Zarak's feet! Slash climbs the top turnbuckle, holds the bat out, and crashes down on Zaraks ankle! Zarak screams out in pain as they continue to hold him down! Slash once again climbs the turnbuckle, and comes down a second time on Zarak's ankle! The Morgan Family releases him, and walks away from the ringside, laughing all the way as trash is thrown by the fans! ]

Jack Dundee - The winners of this match by disqualification, C Dawg & Zarak!!!

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