Jack Dundee: Hello fans. Welcome to the UWA Hotseat. I'm your host, Jack
Dundee and today we are interviewing UWA star, Coun, the Iron Dragon. Welcome to UWA
Hotseat.
Q: Many people want to know what's up with the mask?? Is it another
personality?
*Coun laughs madly* You want to know? Ask him......all questions will be
answered. *looks down at the mask and nods, then looks to interviewer* He
says he is who he is.....
Q: Why do you talk to you mask and why waste good alcohol on it?
Waste? Who said it was a waste? Except I always seem to be the one paying
the tab. *laughs maniacally, then looks down* I don't care if you can't
carry a wallet.....you could pay sometimes.
Q: You obviously don't like Mizery or any of DarkLotus, yet you somehow
seem to sucker him in each time. Why do you bother when there are others
out there who would give you much better competition?
*Coun grins, chuckling slightly*Their madness matches mine....My fans, My
Dragons, seem to enjoy our matches...so I give them what they want.
*chuckles again* Mizery and Dark Lotus has earned our respect.....but that
still doesn't mean a thing....they will learn the lesson all will.
Q: Speaking of suckers, what's the deal with you punking out Sumarian all
the time and calling him Thundar??
*laughs insanely*Well friend....this one reminds me more of the cartoon than
of a true warrior.....As for punking him out...*pauses, and looks to the
mask, laughing then nods*Right....it was his idea.....he thought Thundar
there would be more comfortable with his old allies. We did not realize
Lance Knight, that no talking no talent would interfer with our fun.
Q: Who would you say would give you the most trouble in the heavyweight
division? In the Extreme division? In the Tag division?
*sits and thinks....starts to say something but stops, acting as if he is
listening to the mask*Oh yes..very true......we have been reminded that we
have yet to face everyone....and so it is unknown who shall be the most
troubling. *laughs maniacally* Though soon we hope to test Death Guard
against Oblivion. It would be a battle for the ages.
Q: You obviously served in the military. Why did you leave? Where you
kicked out, discharged or what?
*leans forward, grabs the Kendo stick and lightly taps his own forehead
while in thought* You see...they could not handle the way I did
things......they realized the voices had come...and that my mind was
fading.....I was in a dark place......then the day came when I had to
elimate my fellow MP's. *laughs madly* They stuck me in a hole for that
one.......the doctor's came....said I was mentally unfit. *pauses...then
laughs in a darkly mad voice* Funny thing though.....when you are in a place
like that....things sometimes become clearer. That is when HE told me what
to do *taps the dragon mask with the kendo stick*.....and thus, we were
discharged from the military. Now though we are here...and in NcW.......and
all will soon learn....What does not kill us....Makes us stronger.
There you have it folks, straight from the mouth of the Military Madman himself. This is Jack Dundee saying Good night.