Jack Dundee: Hello fans. Welcome to the UWA Hotseat. I'm your host, Jack Dundee and today we are interviewing UWA star, Coun, the Iron Dragon. Welcome to UWA Hotseat.

Q: Many people want to know what's up with the mask?? Is it another personality?

*Coun laughs madly* You want to know? Ask him......all questions will be answered. *looks down at the mask and nods, then looks to interviewer* He says he is who he is.....

Q: Why do you talk to you mask and why waste good alcohol on it?

Waste? Who said it was a waste? Except I always seem to be the one paying the tab. *laughs maniacally, then looks down* I don't care if you can't carry a wallet.....you could pay sometimes.

Q: You obviously don't like Mizery or any of DarkLotus, yet you somehow seem to sucker him in each time. Why do you bother when there are others out there who would give you much better competition?

*Coun grins, chuckling slightly*Their madness matches mine....My fans, My Dragons, seem to enjoy our matches...so I give them what they want. *chuckles again* Mizery and Dark Lotus has earned our respect.....but that still doesn't mean a thing....they will learn the lesson all will.

Q: Speaking of suckers, what's the deal with you punking out Sumarian all the time and calling him Thundar??

*laughs insanely*Well friend....this one reminds me more of the cartoon than of a true warrior.....As for punking him out...*pauses, and looks to the mask, laughing then nods*Right....it was his idea.....he thought Thundar there would be more comfortable with his old allies. We did not realize Lance Knight, that no talking no talent would interfer with our fun.

Q: Who would you say would give you the most trouble in the heavyweight division? In the Extreme division? In the Tag division?

*sits and thinks....starts to say something but stops, acting as if he is listening to the mask*Oh yes..very true......we have been reminded that we have yet to face everyone....and so it is unknown who shall be the most troubling. *laughs maniacally* Though soon we hope to test Death Guard against Oblivion. It would be a battle for the ages.

Q: You obviously served in the military. Why did you leave? Where you kicked out, discharged or what?

*leans forward, grabs the Kendo stick and lightly taps his own forehead while in thought* You see...they could not handle the way I did things......they realized the voices had come...and that my mind was fading.....I was in a dark place......then the day came when I had to elimate my fellow MP's. *laughs madly* They stuck me in a hole for that one.......the doctor's came....said I was mentally unfit. *pauses...then laughs in a darkly mad voice* Funny thing though.....when you are in a place like that....things sometimes become clearer. That is when HE told me what to do *taps the dragon mask with the kendo stick*.....and thus, we were discharged from the military. Now though we are here...and in NcW.......and all will soon learn....What does not kill us....Makes us stronger.

There you have it folks, straight from the mouth of the Military Madman himself. This is Jack Dundee saying Good night.