Jack Dundee: Hello fans. Welcome to the UWA Hotseat. I'm your host, Jack Dundee and today we are interviewing UWA star as well as 1/2 the current UWA Tag Team Champions and the UWA Heavyweight Champion, Sandman. Welcome to UWA Hotseat.

Q: You are the first UWA Heavyweight champ as well as 1/2 the first UWA Tag Team champs. How does it feel?

What kind of assinine question is that?? I'm part of history for the UWA being the first Heavyweight champion as well as 1/2 the first World Tag Team champs. These titles mean quite a bit to me as I am considered the pinnacle at this moment in the business. I beat out some of the top competitors here in the UWA to get this and it shows I'm the best at what I do. So to answer your question, I am on top of the world right now.

Q: Considered by many as a legend as someone who has no fear, who doesn't back down, you're not exactly someone who looks like they should instil fear. Why do you act like you're this rampaging beast?

Did you get your journalism degree sent to you by mail, in a box of crackerjacks or did you just get a big crayon and scribble on a piece of paper and say it was a journalism degree? Appearances can be deceiving. Where alot of feds have theatrics, I am the real deal. Fear has many forms, where as it can be a spider, snake, a clown or even me. It's all psychological in a sense that we do what we do. I act like a psychotic beast. You act like a tool with a 3rd grade eduaction. Sorry, no offense to the 3rd graders out there.

Q: As I asked your sister, Somber Angel, in her interview you are the maniac of what is considered the "First Family of Wrestling". TNT, Somber Angel, Absinthe and Sandman. I must say, you're not quite what your other family members are like. What was it like growing up knowing that such things as wrestling would make you a star?

What was it like growing up? Same thing my sister said, you moron. Our family split up when I was a boy. I grew up living with my dad and things were not always good, but I'm not gonna discuss them. As a boy, there were people I knew who would later join the wrestling business. It was there that I met one of my future tag partners and eventual brother in law, Samuel "Nomad" Cloudwalker. We were inseperable as kids. I would also meet Samuel's sister, the late Dreamweaver, as well as my former wife, Carey Michaels. I grew up and worked hard for everything I had and it started paying off and here I am.

Q: You've had some major battles and some major enemies. Who is the one that really got under your skin??

That's actually one of the most intelligent things you've asked me so far, Jack. I've had battles with Trillion Dollar Man, former brothers in law, CMark, Battle Axe and Saber, Skibone, etc. But I"d have to say the one that got under my skin the most would have to be a tie at the moment and those 2 would have to be Trillion Dollar Man and you!! You?? Why did I include you, Jackie boy?? See, you're the type of guy that is usually found in the sewers just lookin for anything juicy to report on. You like stirring up stuff even if it's not true. So you're at the bottom of the food chain just waiting for someone to slap ya silly.

Q: Who is the best tag partner you have had?

Damn, I must be scaring you smart. That's the second smart thing you've asked me. The Blood Brothers with Sandman and Nomad, Forsaken/Oblivion with Sandman and Damian Darque, The Pack with Sandman and Newbreed, that is a really tough question to answer. Damn, you really did earn that degree there with that question, Jack B. Nimble. I've had great success with each of these men as they are each some of the true stars and legends of the business, so I really can't say who the best tag partner I've ever had would be.

Q: What is Michael Aulton like away from the UWA? What are some of the things that fans may not know about you?

You're really making this into something serious, Jack. I'm impressed. Michael Aulton is actually a very intelligent, quiet, private person. I spend alot of the time helping with a foundation that me, my sisters and Ophelia O'Connell started called the Dream Foundation that helps families of sick and underpriveliged kids. I will go and visit hospitals, volunteer at shelters and homes and have fun with kids by talking with them, playing games with them taking them to ballgames and such. Some of the things that people don't know about me outside the business is that I have been called one of the wealthiest men in America. I graduated from high school at the age of 16. I actually turned down a full scholarship to Harvard Business school. I graduated at 21 with degrees in Business, Marketing, Management and Research/Development. By that time I was in wrestling as well, just starting out and even though I was using my size and strength, I as also using my head to invest into my future. I can't wrestle forever and I have the finances to live very well and take care of my family for a very very long time.

Q: Exactly how many times have you been kicked out of AA? How many times have you been to anger management?

Is that supposed to be a joke? Here I thought you were gonna be a serious reporter and you ask me something stupid like that. I drink but there is no problem with it. I know when to say when. So when I enjoy a drink with Ophelia, there isn't a drinking problem. You see, you insignificant little roach, my father drank himself to death out in New Mexico while his boy busted his ass to make something of himself and I'll be damned if you disrespect me or my family with a question like that. As for the "Anger Management" question, I have a healthy anger and I express it in the ring. Perhaps you'd like me to demonstrate it on you by dragging your pathetic carcass down to the ring and slap the Dismemberment on ya?

Q: What is your personal relationship with Ophelia O'Connell?? Is it just friends or is it more intimate?

*Sandman just looks at Jack Dundee, burning a hole clean through him as the anger begins to burn in Sandman's eyes* You see, it's that sort of question that will result in you having your head twisted off. The relationship between Ophelia and myself is private and none of anyone else's concern but our own. Now, seeing as you so stupidly wandered into some of the most unintelligent questions ever presented to a person, I say that I've had enough of your mindless banter as this interview is now over.

Well, I guess that's the end of the interview. This is Jack Dundee saying Good Night.