Jack Dundee: Hello fans. Welcome to the UWA Hotseat. I'm your host, Jack Dundee and today we are interviewing UWA star, Somber Angel. Welcome to UWA Hotseat.

Q: You are part of what is considered the first family of wrestling- Absinthe, TNT, you and you're psycho brother, Sandman. How does it feel? And let's face it, you're probably the most disfunctional one ever. I mean you with the divorce of Ruiner and the loss of your child, TNT has retired and no one hears from her, Absinthe is just as mean and sadistic as your brother, which leads me to him, by far the most unstable man I have ever seen. How do you even deal with that insane freak?

A: You know Jack, I should have figured you would start out with something like this, not the best starting question but whatever. You're the interviewer and I'm just the talent, so what do I know, right?

I'm not really sure how to answer this, I mean asking how I deal with my brother is rather ridiculous cause he is my brother no matter what. You may think he's unstable but we all have our quirks. He has both a good and bad reputation but nobody can deny that he has this game locked down. TNT and I never really had much of a chance to bond but Jenna, Sandman, and I are family which comes before everything. I'm not sure what me being divorced and having lost a kid has to do with me being dysfunctional, but that's your opinion. I know that the Aulton's might come off as a bunch of insane nutballs who will do whatever it takes to come out on top, but what is really so wrong with that?

Q: Early on in your career, you were quite the success, then all this. Do you think you can get back to that form or even close?

A: I don't think I can get there, I know I can. I mean, did you see my match against Ice Princess? Two months ago she would have chewed me up and spat me across the ring, yet last Sunday we gave a match that will help set the standards for the Women's Division here in the UWA. My career is far from over, and one setback is not goign to slow me down. Anyone who thinks otherwise can step in the ring with me.

Q: In your own words, how would you decribe the competition in the UWA?

A: Well, as I said Ice Princess defintely is a formidable opponent, as is Phyre. I'm itching to get back in the ring with her. I remember seeing Ophelia around the halls and thinking there is a woman who I would hate to meet in a dark alley after the booze has run dry. I haven't had a chance to get in the ring with her yet, but I know the day will come and I'm looking forward to it. As for Genie and Belladonna, well I've heard all sorts of good stuff and I can't wait to see them in action.

Q: What would be your crowning achievement in wrestling?

A: Well, anything I can do to help bring glory to the Aulton family reputation is definitely worthwhile. Winning the Ladies Belt woudl rock, but my main goal is to establish a name and reputation for myself so that one day when people are sitting aroudn jawing over who the most notable women wrestlers are, my name comes up.

Q: Who is the one person you want to wrestle the most?

A: That's a tough one, Jack. I mean I'm willing to get into the ring with anyone within my weight class who wants a shot. I think Ophelia and I could put on some really insane matches, and both Phyre and Ice Princess have proven that we make good TV. Like I said, I can't think of any one wrestler.

Q: Who is the 1 person you despise here the most?

A: Now Jack, despise is such a strong word. I don't even think I know any of the other wrestlers except my family well enough to think of them and associate words like despise to them. Still, I think those people who think that they can use what some people did in the past as a way to belittle their in-ring abilities instead of just leaving the past where it belongs have a few things to learn about life. Baiting peopel usually makes them fight harder, not idiotically.

Q: Is there anyone that has caught your eye here in the UWA? Damian Darque? The Great Milenko?? Anyone?

A: Well, since you did ask Jack...*Somber looks down, biting her lower lip lightly. She then looks up through her hair, smiling slightly* I really haven't been thinking about getting into a new relationship. As you stated so kindly at the beginning of this interview, my marriage recently broke up and I lost a child. What guy here would want to burden himself with the sister of a known psycho, right? Besides, last time I got involved with someone I worked with my career went downhill. Still, maybe if you were interested...no, forget it. I prefer guys with balls enough to get in the ring and deliver damage, not use their position to do it. So I guess my answer is no. Damian Darque is my brother's partner and while he's a good friend, I don't date near family.

As for The Great Milenko, doesn' have have some thing going with his manager? I try not to get involved in situations that I really have no idea about, which is my opinion on that. So right now, there is no guys in this Fed that make me daydream about using my flexibility for their benefit. Maybe after the tape stops rolling you can give me your opinions on that...

Well, there you are, folks. Straight from the Somber Angel, herself. This is Jack Dundee saying Good Night.