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LOCATION: Atlanta, Georgia ARENA: Phillips Center DATE: April 27, 2002 REMAINING WRESTLERS: 16
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LOCATION: Atlanta, Georgia ARENA: Phillips Center DATE: April 27, 2002 REMAINING WRESTLERS: 16
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Tournament Round 2:
"Hardcore Hooligan" Johnny Damage vs Chris "The Anti-Hero" Rage
Tournament Round 3:
Soul vs The Mortician
Tournament Round 4:
Chris Copeland vs "Special Effects" Tommy Gunn
Tournament Round 5:
"The Real Deal" Chris Reynolds vs Randy "The Polar Bear" Johnston
Tournament Round 6:
Zang vs "The Icon" JT Dolar
Tournament Round 7:
CJ Scott vs Dark Angel
Tournament Round 8:
"The Premier Athlete" Cliff Knight vs Shepard Williams
(Fireworks go and the best technology of pyrotechniques goes off to signify the beginning of the first-ever card of the Ultimate Survivor! Dark turns into light as a picture of Rudolph appears)
Jimmy: Welcome to a sold out crowd here in the Phillips Centre of Atlanta, Georgia! This is such an extraordinary event, that you won’t be able to shake the shock of the first round of these tournament brackets!
(Rudolph nods in approval)
Jimmy: We have a mama-jamma of action-packed matches tonight!
Rudolph: We have in our main event, who is believed to be “the Future of Wrestling” Cliff Knight with a feud against the “Cowboy” of wrestling who is already shooting at new highs, Shepard Williams!
Jimmy: The Mortician eerily sent a challenge in our third round of the tournament brackets Soul.
Rudolph: There should be absolute carnage in the Phillips Centre when the “Hardcore Hooligan” square off against one of the best all-around wrestlers in the wrestling today, “The Anti-Hero” Chris Rage
Jimmy: Will Chris Copeland even be able to walk in this match? I have no idea how he’s going to win if he can’t even walk in his match. I mean walking, running, heck even standing isn’t that quite a crucial factor in wrestling?
Rudolph: Yea, it is! Hmm, his doctor let him fight tonight… don’t ask me why or how… so I guess… it should be all right… Right? Right…
Jimmy: Copeland better have something up his sleeve for tonight’s fight against Tommie Jake Gunn or else he’s going straight to hell!
Rudolph: CJ Scott and the Dark Angel have a rivalry going in the seventh round of the brackets. This should be an interesting match.
Jimmy: In our fifth round brackets we have our submission specialist of the Ultimate Survivor, Chris Reynolds against the quiet party harder Randy Johnston, who ways an incredible bulk of 471 lbs.
Rudolph: Chris has a lot of guts to challenge the biggest and beefiest man in the Ultimate Survivor. Will his submissions be able to cut the big man down to size? We’ll see…
Jimmy: The “uncontrollable” Zang and the two-faced personality of JT Dolar are the two wrestlers who did not choose their opponents and they were basically stuck with each other. Is this a perfect match?
Rudolph: And finally…
Rudolph: We have Uluz taking on the FWF superstar “Tha Answer” Kurt Stone
(The scene cuts to a close up of a skull. It zooms out and to our surprise; it is the only import in the Ultimate Survivor – Uluz. Uluz appear to have slight jet lag as he crouches down holding his skulled cane. You won’t believe who is next to Uluz; it is Ashleigh Engels. She is rubbing his shoulders, as he mumbles a few words to Ala. He hears his entrance music by the Chemical Brothers “It began in Africa” beginning to play and he stands up from his crouching position. The camera follows him as he nervously walks out of his dressing room and makes a right turn to the curtains. Out of nowhere Kurt Stone begins to speak.)
Kurt Stone: Hey Uluz… (said in clear cockiness) Good luck in your match tonight against me… You’re going to need it.
Uluz: (Uluz smiles as he puts Ashleigh in front of him) Hey, don’t make me get Ashleigh after you…
(While laughing, Uluz pushes the curtains aside as a loud roar from the crowd erupts the Phillips Centre)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around Uluz | footage of Uluz back on the savannah of Africa | cutshot to Uluz hopping on his right foot | cutshot to Uluz slowly raises his head as his eyes pierce into the camera]
Jimmy: Uluz has a very unorthodox wrestling style.
Rudolph: He doesn’t really have much experience in the wrestling ring, but he does have a tendency to imitate animals and people in his past experiences.
Jimmy: Are you saying that because his life on the savannah influences his sheer wrestling style?
Rudolph: Exactly, this should be interesting to watch.
(Uluz rests his skulled cane beneath the turnbuckle and he takes a seat on the top turnbuckle awaiting the overly confident Kurt Stone)
(Kurt Stone takes a deep breath as Ashleigh frowns at Kurt Stone. Kurt Stone doesn’t want to get in any trouble with the ladies, so he just ignores and walks by Ashleigh Engels. Kurt Stone is used to the entire wrestling routine)
(the fans, their swearing and cussing, the hype it is to be in a ring) unlike the African Tribesman Uluz. “In the End” by Linkin Park begins to play and the camera cut shots to a bird’s eye view of Kurt Stone raising his arms high in the air with a loud pop of the audience)
[What’s on the titantron: (while Linkin Park plays) The camera swoops around “Tha Answer” Kurt Stone one time as he cockily smirks | cutshot to Kurt Stone pointing and talking to a figure in the microphone | cutshot to Kurt Stone signing a few autographs and rubbing a young boy on the head | cutshot to Kurt Stone performing True Impact – a suplex converted into a DDT]
(He walks down the aisle as his dirty blonde hair sways in the air. He rolls into the ring with Uluz. Tension is high. Adrenaline is flowing. The fans are going nuts!)
Jimmy: Well, we all know the incident at the Jump Off where Ashleigh slapped Kurt Stone with the microphone in the cheek
Rudolph: Yea, so what? Kurt Stone obviously has a lot of class; there are so many people who beat up women and especially a male beating on his wife, in today’s day in age. In this case it even would have been okay to defend himself and he still didn’t hurt a female. Kurt Stone is at a whole other level. This is a whole-hearted American we are dealing with here.
(The bell sounds. DING. DING. DING. Kurt Stone is at one end of the ring and Uluz is at the other. Stone turns his back at Uluz and he directs his attention to a fan that is making fun of the whole Ashleigh Engels ordeal. It’s time for Uluz to strike! He charges with the speed of an African Swallow in the position of a spear made out of bamboo. Kurt Stone turns around and is gored into the corner!!!)
Jimmy: For a guy with jet lag, this guy has a lot of spirit!
Rudolph: Maybe he found a few stoles to steal at the Holiday Inn
(Uluz with his left arm, he grabs his right arm and starts to pretend it is the trunk of an elephant. His right arm flops around and nails Kurt a few times in the cheek where he got nailed from Ashleigh Engels. The fans begin to boo… as a female begins to walk down the aisle)
Jimmy: It’s Ashleigh Engels! What’s she going to do now to Kurt Stone!
Rudolph: She is beautiful but she must be in a crisis right now. Maybe she likes Kurt Stone?
Jimmy: That, or she really hates his guts
(Uluz continues his swatting as Kurt Stone turns the table and tosses Uluz in the corner and nails him a few times with rights and lefts. Uluz ducks like a kangaroo and throws Kurt Stone back into the turnbuckle! He starts elephant slapping Kurt Stone until he rolls out of the ring right in front of Ashleigh Engels. Ashleigh holds her hand up as Kurt Stone walks in the other direction towards Rudolph and Jimmy)
(Uluz is saying a couple prayers to Ala in the ring… and he starts ceremonial hopping on his right foot, up and down, up and down, up and down. Kurt Stone doesn’t know what to make of Uluz so he decides to test the strength of the scrawny 167-pound African tribesman. Kurt raises his right hand in the air and Uluz slowly raises his hand and locks up. Kurt Stone definitely has the advantage and makes Uluz drop to both knees and Uluz rests his head on the groin of Kurt Stone. Kurt Stone smiles and looks at Ashleigh… Ashleigh snarls in disgust and swoops her hair in the other direction)
Jimmy: C’mon Uluz, show what you are made of
(They have their hands locked in tight, as Uluz gets back up to his feet and donkey kicks Kurt Stone into the breadbasket. But Kurt Stone just rakes the eyes of Uluz to gain control. Uluz slowly gets back up to his feet, but Kurt Stone charges at him and executes a swinging neck breaker, square in the center of the mat. Ashleigh cheers on the African import, as the two stand right in front of each other… Kurt looks at Ashleigh and he flies high in the air, slamming Uluz in the ground with a standing Hurricarana. Kurt hooks the leg and pins the African man.)
1…2. ¼ (Uluz kicks out)
Jimmy: Take his soul, ULUZ!!! Steel it! Take his soul and use his power against him!
Rudolph: Kurt, teach Uluz a little lesson about wrestling in America!
(Uluz is on the ground rolling around like a cat, and he squeezes his hands together like a monkey claw. Kurt Stone, slightly distracted, receives a vicious claw in the throat. Uluz climbs the top rope with a lot of speed and he quickly flies in the air like an eagle and performs a flying cross-body into a pinning combination)
1… ¼ (Kurt Stone kicks out)
(Ashleigh taps the mat a few times to show who she is cheering for in this match.)
Rudolph: Turn the tide Kurt; show him what you are made of!
(Uluz sizes Kurt up who is slowly getting up to his feet. Kurt’s a bit queasy, as Uluz with lots of momentum charges with the “Voodoo Charge” at Kurt Stone. In the nick of time, Kurt shakes the cobwebs out of his head, and jumps out of the way. Uluz misses and slips through the middle and bottom ropes. He falls on the mat and Ashleigh quickly comes to his attention. Kurt doesn’t even see Ashleigh there and he charges off one end of the ropes and does a baseball slide and nails the back of Ashleigh Engels blonde-haired head. She does a sommersault down the aisle way, as Uluz gets back to his senses. Kurt Stone grabs his hair and panics!)
Rudolph: That was an accident! He didn’t even mean that!
(Kurt Stone wants this match over… too many things to worry about… So he quickly goes out of the ring and grabs the scrawny African man and tosses him in the ring as if he were the weight of a feathered pillow. With much quickness, Kurt Stone quickly hoists Uluz high in the air and perfectly executes a front Suplex converted into a DDT – The True Impact (Kurt Stone’s finisher)! He pins Uluz as quick as possible.)
1…2… ¾
(The ref didn’t even see what hit him. Kurt looks up and Ashleigh Engels is in the ring with Uluz’s skulled cane. Kurt has had enough… he grabs Ashleigh and places her into the set-up for his True Impact DDT… The fans erupt as Ashleigh is planted into the mat by the True Impact DDT! Kurt explodes in excitement as Uluz clenches his skulled cane… Uluz takes a swing with the skulled cane at Kurt Stone and he drops like a sac of potatoes. The ref is slowly recovering as Uluz pins Kurt Stone. The ref counts to three as slow as molasses on a cold winters night…
1…….2…….3/4 (Kurt Stone miraculously kicks out!)
Jimmy: He kicks out! He kicks out! He kicks out!
Rudolph: Oh MY! Kurt Stone is still in this thing!
(The ref gains consciousness and looks around, noticing Ashleigh Engels on the ground, the skulled cane not in its proper place and Kurt Stone laying flat on the ground. Uluz is bruised-battered-beaten-confused… he picks Kurt Stone up and he raises his right hand in the air in the direction of the Gods. It’s time for his finisher, Souled Out!)
(Uluz gently presses his right hand on the left-portion of the chest of Kurt Stone, and raises his left arm high in the air. Uluz calls to the Gods as Kurt Stone slowly closes his eyes… Kurt Stone’s eyes are slowly shutting as Uluz presses his head against the shoulder of Kurt Stone.)
Rudolph: Uh oh…
Jimmy: Kurt’s giving up…
(The cameraman gets a close-up shot of the eyes of Kurt Stone that are firmly shut. Three seconds of close-up on Kurt’s face until the eyes of Kurt Stone widely open in excitement! The camera zooms out as Kurt Stone hoists Uluz parallel with the ring post. Kurt Stone suplexes Uluz and shatters his neck with the True Impact DDT!)
Rudolph: OH MY!!! Kurt Stone out of nowhere with the True Impact!
Jimmy: Souled Out has no effect on Kurt Stone!
(Without hesitation Kurt Stone hooks the leg of Uluz)
1…2…3 (Kurt Stone beats Uluz with the True Impact!)
(Kurt Stone gets off the ground and immediately climbs to the second rope as the fans vociferously. He obnoxiously wipes the sweat off his brow, as he rolls out of the ring after a long, tiring match in the first round of the 16-man unethical tournament.)
Rudolph: This man came here to fight; after a shot in the forehead with Uluz’s skulled cane and Uluz’s finisher, he still comes out on top!
(Kurt Stone walks on the outside as Ashleigh aids Uluz back up after his first ever-wrestling match. So Kurt walks down the aisle, pretty much ignoring her as the ring apron is cleared for the next bout, “Hardcore Hooligan” Johnny Damage against “The Anti-Hero” Chris Rage)
(The scene cuts to Creighton Duke whose walking by the locker room of Hardcore Hooligan. A large gust of smoke rises from underneath the door… Creighton Duke looks a bit confused as he begins to investigate by opening the door of Johnny Damage’s locker room. Hardcore Hooligan has logs placed all over the tiled ground and a fire burning in his locker room as he is listening to “Hardcore Hooligan” by Business.)
Creighton Duke: What in God’s name are you doing, son?
(Creighton Duke looks around and the locker room is extremely damaged. Walls are punched in, it appears that there has been a “food fight” and there are empty beer bottles all over the place. All of a sudden from the sprinklers erupt because of the fire, and drenches Creighton Duke’s spectacular suit. The fire is extinguished as water from the ceiling extinguishes the flame. Duke gets out an umbrella that he luckily brought with him as he begins to talk with Johnny Damage)
Creighton Duke: Well, this is just great. You wrecked my suit, son. Anyways, you’re in your first match, Hardcore Hooligan. Don’t screw it up.
(The camera turns around and catches Chris Rage who is walking down the hallway… The cameraman rushes and catches up to Chris Rage, and he gets a close-up shot of Chris Rage’s angry face. The cameraman continues to back up, all the way to the curtains…)
(“Last Time” by Amen blares as the Anti-Hero pushes the curtains aside. The cameraman turns his camera off, as it cutshots to a bird’s eye view of Chris Rage raising his hands in the air, to a booing and bitter crowd.)
Rudolph: Boy the fans don’t like this guy one bit!
(“The Anti-Hero” wearing his black muscle shirt, struts down the aisle with confidence as a storm of people in the crowd cuss and swear at Chris Rage.)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around showing the figure of Chris Rage from all angles | cutshot to Chris Rage walking down the aisle to his theme music | cutshot to Chris Rage performing a neckbreaker from the top rope | cutshot to Chris slapping on the Cobra Clutch | cutshot to Chris Rage on the turnbuckle with the UCW Tag-Team Championship as the scene fades away]
(Rage rolls into the ring, with little emotion on his face and he site on the second rope staring at the canvas, awaiting his opponent)
Jimmy: He looks pretty eager to fight the Hardcore Icon of the Ultimate Survivor, Johnny Damage.
(“Hardcore Hooligan” by Business begins to play as the fans await this hardcore legend)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around the Hardcore Hooligan as he looks extremely angry. He swats the camera like a fly | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan is on the top rope with a barbed wire wrapped around his body as a figure is laying upon a table. Hooligan jumps 15 meters out of the air and annihilates the figure by causing extreme pain from the barbed wire | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan with his WCHW Hardcore belt around his waist | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan angrily looking at the camera guzzling on a beer | Hardcore Hooligan getting rocked through a table | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan kicking a barbed wire soccer ball]
(Hardcore Hooligan pushes the curtains aside as the fans erupt in their madness. Hardcore Hooligan heads to the ring with a soccer ball made out of barbed wire in his right hand, and his kendo stick in his left. As soon as he enters the ring, he puts the soccer ball by the turnbuckle, as Chris Rage sits on the second turnbuckle staring at the ground in a trance)
Rudolph: Hardcore Hooligan so far has been damaging all the possessions of the Ultimate Survivor; he left his locker room tonight in shambles and in large puddle of water, he cut up the curtains accidentally with his barbed wire attire at the official Jump Off, not to mention that beautiful suit that Creighton Duke was wearing, tonight!
Jimmy: The suit! Not the suit!
(Johnny Damage stands in front of Chris Rage as he finally stands up staring eye to eye. Rage hits Damage across the face with it but Damage only smiles. Rage backs away and Damage uses stunning speed to tackle his opponent! Damage clenches his fists and smashes them into Rage's face repeatedly. Johnny Damage searches underneath the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up outside the ring and begins his assault against Chris Rage again!)
Rudolph: Isn’t the ref going to do anything about any of this table grabbing business.
Jimmy: Ref, do something about this.
(Johnny Damage sends Chris Rage off the ropes but it’s reversed, Johnny Damage is the one that’s being tosses against the ropes. Johnny Damage comes running at Chris Rage and he is backbody dropped over the top rope and through the table below! The crowd cheers as Johnny Damage crashes from a ten-foot fall onto the table!
(Rage reaches under the ring apron and pulls out two more tables! He stacks on on top off the other and goes to get Damage. Rage throws him on top of the table and prepares to dive onto him, but the Hardcore Hooligan is too quick and he is off of the table.)
(Rage climbs down from the turnbuckle and Damage grabs a chair! He clubs Rage into a stupor, but Rage refuses to go down. Quick as a flash, Damage leans over to prop Rage up on his shoulders! Chris Rage struggles.... But finally, Damage secures Rage's position. Johnny Damage gets himself onto the apron by the two tables and delivers a jumping Death valley driver through the double stacked tables! Damage rolls the injured Chris Rage back into the ring and goes for the cover!)
1...2...Kick Out by the resliant Chris Rage.
Jimmy: I've seen these two men take more punishment in the last five minutes than the entire series of Jason movies...
Rudolph: Jimmy, please, stay focused. Focus is the key.
Jimmy: Plus, I think I've seen about two legitimate wrestling moves from these madmen.
(The carnage continues as the two men retrieve new weapons. Hooligan grabs his kendo stick, and Rage grabs a chair. The two men meet in the centre of the ring and proceed to go shot-for-shot with each weapon.)
(The fans are in a frenzy as both of these men take massive shots to the cranium. Both are bleeding profusely and continue to swing their weapons. Damage gets in an extra blow that rocks Rage. Rage is dead on his feet, and Damage follows up with a white russian front leg sweep with the cane across Rage's throat!)
(Rage has been imobilized, but the insanity continues. Damage grabs another table from underneath the ring and props it into the corner tightly. Hooligan places Rage so that his chest is up against the table. Johnny Damage sets up a chair in the middle of the ring. Then, Damage runs, vaults off the chair and attempts to stomp Rage's head through the table, but the "Anti-hero" dodges, and Hooligan crashes through the table in the corner.
Johnny Damage is lying stunned on the ground. Rage places a chair over his face, and delivers a legdrop from the second turnbuckle! Rage goes for a cover...)
1...2...NO! Damage refuses to be beaten.
Rage smiles, knowing that he can inflict more punishment and he goes and grabs the soccer ball wrapped in barbed wire! Rage spikes the ball down, and it tears the flesh on Hooligan's chest. Rage does it again, but Damage kicks the ball as it flies towards him, and it catches Rage in the throat! Rage reels back stunned, and Damage clotheslines him over the top rope! Damage follows up with a DDT on the outside. Damage pulls out yet another table from underneath the ring!
Rudolph: Je-sus! How many bloody tables are under the ring?!
(Damage disappears underneath the ring for a moment, and pulls out two massive coils of barbed wire. He rolls the dis-oriented Chris Rage back into the ring and lays him on the table, which is set up near a turnbuckle. Hooligan wraps barbed wire around Rage as he lies on the table. After Damage is finished affixing Rage to the table, he wraps the other coil of barbed wire around his own body.)
(Damage climbs to the top rope and raises his hands as the audience cheer like maniacs! Rage struggles to get off the table, but he realizes that he is tied to the table with barbed wire. Rage smiles and waits for the punishment. Damage flies off the top rope and executes a 180 Frog Splash through the table. The ref goes for the cover.)
1...2...3 "Hardcore Hooligan" Johhny Damage wins!
(The ref goes to raise Damage's bloodied hand, and realizes that he too is unconcious.)
Rudolph: Incredible, Hooligan knocked himslef out in the process of scoring the win.
Jimmy: Well, Hooligan gets the next few nights off as he scored immunity with that hardcore display... But Chris Rage has to be ready for battle in just four days after that bloodbath. Will he be in shape to fight?
Jimmy: Mortician is one big SOB, at 6'8" 280 pounds, he's no laughing matter. He's been relatively silent as of late.
Rudolph: Yeah, that is true, but Soul is even more mysterious.
[What’s on the Titantron: The camera swoops around Mortician one time showing all the angles of his chizzled face | changes to Mortician driving a figure into the mat with a Northern Lights Suplex | cutshot to Mortician raising his arms in the air on the top turnbuckle | cutshot to him signing a few autographs for the fans | cutshot to him crushing his opponent with an inverted powerbomb | “But what you can’t see is his hidden darkness”]
(After some blinding lights flicker, Mortician is already in the ring.)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera three-sixties around Soul to see all angles of his paleness | cutshot to Soul jumping in the air performing his 450 splash | cutshot to Soul pinning a figure on the mat | cutshot to Soul walking down the aisle]
(Soul saunters to the ring and eyes down his larger foe.)
(Soul climbs the top rope and points at the crowd while making a weird face. Mortician sneaks up behind him and kicks the match off by giving Soul a chokeslam from the top rope! Soul flies through the air, and hits the mat with a sickening thud. Soul slowly gets to his feet and charges after Mortician. Mortician raises his big boot and Soul gets a kisser full of sole; Boot sole that is!)
(Mortician rocks back and forth, feeding on the frenzy of the fans! Soul comes in again and tries to punch, but Mortician blocks it and nails Soul in the face. Soul tries to punch again, but the same action occurs. Mortician hip tosses Soul and heads to the top turnbuckle. Soul quickly manages to get up and Soul runs up the turnbuckles, and executes a belly to belly overhead suplex! Mortician glides through the air and doesn't fully rotate, landing on his head!! Mortician is lying ever so still on the canvas. Soul begins to feel the momentum build.)
(Soul checks on Mortician and sees that he is hurt really bad from the fall on his head, and Soul climbs to the top rope to finish Mortician off with his patented 450 splash!)
(Soul jumps and spins his full one and a half rotations, but gets a face-full of canvas. It seems Mortician was playing possum the whole time! Mortician gets up and signals for his finisher, the Death Penalty, an inverted powerbomb.)
(Mortician bends Soul backwards and places his face near his groin. With a mighty heave, the much smaller Soul is flipped, then planted onto his chest as his back arches dangerously close to the breaking point.)
1...2...3 (Mortician easily defeats Soul.)
Jimmy: Soul kind of let me down. He seems to have so much spunk, and yet.. No spunk whatsoever.
Rudolph: Yeah, his back is probably pretty tender right about now.
(The camera is focusing to the dark and grungy room of Chris Copeland. The cameraman slowly nudges the door as Chris Copeland’s personal trainer is taping his ankle with heavy bandages. Copeland yelps like a dog that just had its tail stepped on, as the personal trainer does the final wrap around his injured ankle. Chris Copeland is gritting his teeth in excruciating pain as he hobbles off the ground with the aid of his personal trainer)
(The cameraman skillfully spins the camera one hundred and eighty degrees and observes “Special Effects” Tommie Jake Gunn approaching him… Jake Gunn rams into the cameraman as if there was nothing there and the camera starts to film a piece of the ceiling.)
(The scene changes to a bird’s eye view of the Phillips Center of Atlanta, Georgia. As Muse booms in the ears of the sold out crowd, Tommie Jake Gunn pushes the curtains aside as the fans give a huge pop for the wrestling superstar. Gunn has smug smile about his face as he walks to the ring, excited to teach Chris Copeland a little lesson in wrestling.)
Jimmy: Look at “Special Effects”! He wants to kill.
(“Special Effects springs the ropes a back and fourth a few times testing the ropes bounce and the rings stability. “Ænema” by Tool begins to play as the audience begins to stare at the curtains. After ten seconds of waiting, Chris Copeland finally appears standing at the entranceway in crutches. He raises his arms in glory and determination as NO pyrotechnics are going. He gimps his way to the ring with an indescribable look of determination on his face)
[What’s on the titantron: (while Tool is playing) a camera angle swooping one time around the figure of Chris | cutshot to Copeland exploding on his opponent with a series of punches | cutshot to Chris talking trash on the microphone | cutshot to Chris piercing a figure with his finishing move - the super-kick]
Rudolph: I can’t believe that Chris Copeland is coming out here like this. Here’s a man with pride and a heart to wrestle.
(Copeland lays his crutches near the turnbuckle as the fans give pity on this determined man. He struggles to get up onto the canvas and after a few seconds he peacefully makes it through the ropes and onto the ring apron. Chris Copeland winces as he rubs his ankle down. “Special Effects” turns his back away from a smiling Chris Copeland. The bell sounds. Ding. Ding. Ding.)
(Chris Copeland unexpectedly charges at Tommie Jake Gunn as if he stole something and he kicks Tommie in the spine with his injured foot. Tommie Jake Gunn flies into the turnbuckle and did not even know it hit him as Chris Copeland hoists him to the top. Copeland climbs the middle turnbuckle and he delivers a German Suplex heard around the World!)
Rudolph: THAT LYING SON OF A B----! He doesn't have an injured ankle at all!
Jimmy: He made a fool of us all!
(Copeland smiles as Jake Gunn is surprised by Copelands' mind games. Copeland continuously nails Tommie with his "injured" ankle and he picks him up with a head full of hair. Copeland spits in the face of Tommie Jake Gunn and yells out "I am the master of mind games!" The fans roar as Copeland slaps Tommie in the cheek.)
Jimmy: Oh my, he just spat in his face and claimed he's the master of mind games!
Rudolph: (holding his temples) Aaah!
(Copeland grabs the head of Tommie Jake Gunn and attempts a running bulldog. But Tommie Jake Gunn sends Copeland flying into the middle turnbuckle, groin first. As Copeland grabs his groin in pain, Tommie Jake Gunn flashily executes a reversed monkey flip and Copeland crashes stomach first on the mat. Tommie Jake Gunn wipes his hands off as he shouts "I am the master of the frog splash!" He pushes Copeland into the turnbuckle and he shoves his foot in the mouth of Chris Copeland)
Jimmy: That's more degrading than being pantsed on national television!
Rudolph: Shut up and watch.... Boy.
(The madness continues as Copeland gets stomped by Gunn in the corner. Tommie Jake Gunn pulls Copeland up by his hair, and while Copeland is busy trying to pull Gunn's hand off, Gunn smashes him in the face four times. Blood gouts from Cope's nose. But as fast as a rabbit, Cope raises his knee into Gunn's "private parts"(<--grade 3 word). Gunn recoils and gets the gutty pain in his abdomen as Copeland takes charge one more time.
Copeland delivers a snap suplex and Tommie Gunn is still trying to get over the gutty pain in his abdomen. After a double ear ringer, Gunn's mind is ringing like a telephone operator's switch board. Copeland continues the assault with a spinning tombstone!
Jimmy: Wow, Cope's turning up the heat-a!
Rudolph: If this keeps up, Gunn is toast-a!
(As luck would have it, Copeland missed a fist from the second turnbuckle and stubbed his wrist. Tommie rubs his vittles and prepares for killin'. Tommie looks at the audience rubbing his hands together hungrily! Tommie applies a hacksaw wrist lock and Copeland performs an electrified man dance for the fans as shocks of pain shoot up his arm. Tommie delivers a pumphandle slam and Copeland is laid out on the canvas.)
(Uluz saunters to the ring with his skulled cane and watches the match from just outside the ring.)
Rudolph: What is Uluz doing out here?
Tommie gives a rude gesture before flying off the top rope and nailing his patented Frog Splash called the "Special Effect"
1...2... (Uluz pulls the ref outside and begins to yell angry Zimbabwe words as Tommie waits for the rest of the count. Tommie gets up and watches as Uluz argues, distracting the ref. Copeland slowly comes to and realizes Tommie Gunn's back is turned. Copeland grabs one of his crutches and nails Gunn from behind! He throws it outside and goes for the cover! Uluz sees the turn of events and puts the ref back in the ring!
1...2...3/4! Tommie Gunn kicks out! Copeland looks stupified! The fans are roaring as Gunn raises his pointer finger and shakes it as if to say "I CAN'T BE BEAT!"
(Tommie gets the power flowing despite his headache from the illegal blow from the crutch. Tommie grabs Copeland and executes another pump handle slam! Once again, Copeland is laid out for the Frog Splash, and Tommie mounts the top rope. Copeland finds enough mustard to get up and fall against the ropes, throwing Tommie's balance off as he falls onto his "parts" again. Tommie Gunn winces as Copeland charges across the ring, jumps and delivers a superkick to Gunn as he sits on the top turnbuckle. Gunn is slumped over, unconcious and Copeland removes him from the top turnbuckle via superplex!)
1...2...3! Chris Copeland is victorious!
Jimmy: Wow, these guys have the skills to pay the bills, Rudolph, have I ever told you about the epidemic sweeping Africa?
Rudolph: Huh?
Jimmy: Yeah, it's Uluz-itis, that guy is everywhere!
Rudolph: Tough break for Tommie Gunn! We'll see him in four days against another loser of the first round.
(The scene cut shots to the back as Randy Johnston is partying with his polar bear drinking a cool Molson Canadian beer. Creighton Duke comes up to Randy Johnston and asks a few questions)
Creighton Duke: Randy, Randy, Randy, don’t you know that drinking before your match will only bring badness and pure evil?
(Randy Johnston takes a swig from his beer and he burps in the face of Creighton Duke)
Randy Johnston: Is that right, eh?
Creighton Duke: Right… Many people have been wondering why you have this polar bear as a companion… Can you explain?
Randy Johnston: Well, you see… The bear is a.. (his voice trails off as his theme song begins to play) Duke, I have a match to fight. Excuse me.
Creighton Duke: These are the only words we’ve heard Randy Johnston say this entire time. It’s an honour to have you here Johnston…(He gives the thumbs up at Johnston)
(Right behind Randy Johnston is Chris Reynolds. Duke decides to ask a question to Chris)
Creighton Duke: What are your thoughts before hand, Chris?
(The Duke shoves the mic in the face of Chris Reynolds)
Chris Reynolds: I am going to be that surgeon that’s always charged for malpractice after I break every single bone in Reynolds body! This is going to be a match dominated by submission holds and overall good wrestling ability.
(Stay the f--- out of my biznaz, my biznas… biznas… The voice of Ludacris is heard throughout the Philips Centre as a morbidly obese and tall figure of Randy Johnston walks down the ring with a polar bear by his side)
[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around Randy Johnston | cutshot to a secondary stationary camera swooping around his pet polar bear | cutshot of Randy at a party drinking a beer | cutshot of Randy Johnston applying the bear hug]
Jimmy: Which one is more harrier … the polar bear or Randy Johnston… ha ah!
(Randy Johnston has the polar bear on the leash just in case he might attack a fan or two. He ties it up along the ring post and the ref comes out of the ring and assures the firmness of the leash and the knot.)
(Reynolds pushes the curtains aside after his interview with Creighton Duke as the fans give a loud pop)
[What’s on the titantron: (Gone Away playing in the background) a camera swoops around Chris Reynolds three-hundred and sixty degrees | cutshot to Reynolds landing a top rope elbow onto the chest of an unknown figure | cutshot showing a figure tapping out from his modified sharpshooter – the Endless Abandonment | cutshot to Chris Reynolds with EWWF title on his shoulder as he taps it twice]
(He walks down the aisle as he looks at the polar bear at ringside. He rolls into the ring, as the bell sounds. Ding. Ding. Ding... Reynolds raises his arms up and the fans begin to chant REYNOLDS, REYNOLDS, REYNOLDS, then Reynolds starts to attack. He comes at Johnston with a double-axe handle and Johnston takes the punishment. REYNOLDS, REYNOLDS, REYNOLDS … Reynolds picks Johnston up by the greasy hair and he throws him against the ropes, attempting a back-body drop. Johnston sees it from a mile away, and he pauses there. Johnston grabs the back of the Reynolds head and slams it down with authority! REYNOLDS, REYNOLDS, REYNOLDS. Johnston puts his hands on top of his ears, trying to ignore the audience and their taunting. Reynolds stands back up and Johnston delivers a stomach shot, which stuns Johnston. The fans boo, in disapproval and they continue their chant of Chris Reynolds, REYNOLDS, REYNOLDS, REYNOLDS…)
(Randy Johnston gets angry, and in frustration he throws Chris Reynolds out of the ring, in frustration.)
Jimmy: This chant is really starting to frustrate the party-hard, Randy Johnston.
(Randy Johnston smirks and he charges off one end of the ropes.)
Rudolph: I hope he’s not doing what I think he’s going to do.
(Randy Johnston with gigantic steps jumps and suicide dives between the middle and top ropes! In his massive girth, Johsnton flies in the air like a baboon as Chris Reynolds sees the four hundred pounder and ducks in the nick of time. Randy Johnston flies into the guard railing knocking it back spilling the crowds’ beers and cola drinks. Johnston shakes the cobwebs out and he takes a sip out of the nearest beer. The fans love every second of it, as Chris Reynolds sluggishly tosses Randy Johnston back into the ring. Reynolds goes against the grain and mounts the top rope. He dives off and delivers a flying Bret Hart-like elbow drop.)
(Chris Reynolds decides to put this match in S.L.O.W M.O.T.I.O.N as he nails the rolling armbar onto the sleeping giant- Randy Johnston. After ten seconds of an armbar, Johnston kicks his feet on the ground in agony and pain. Chris Reynolds changes it up and crawls onto the back of Randy Johnston and applies the camel clutch. After ten seconds of the camel clutch he flips Randy Johnston like a pancake and fortifies a figure four-leg lock all over the sleeping giant.)
Rudolph: This guy knows every submission in the book! And Johnston is making this easy, he’s just laying on the mat! Is he okay?
(Randy Johnston-battered and bruised-spasms on the ground as if he were having a seizure, and Chris Reynolds raises his adrenaline, staring at the cheering fans. “Is this what you want?” he kicks Johnston. “Not strong enough?” He kicks Randy Johnston again.)
(Chris Reynolds turns the stunned Randy Johnston around and then leaps onto his stomach, tackling him to the ground applying the Endless Abandonment-a modified sharpshooter. Chris Reynolds shouts out mocking Randy Johnston!)
Chris Reynolds: I am getting the polar bear next!
After a slight resistance to the extreme pain, Johnston blacks out and Chris Reynolds is declared the winner.
(Chris Reynolds beats Randy Johnston with the Endless Abandonment!)
Jimmy: Chris Reynolds called it! No one escapes the Endless Abandonment and he lives up to his words today!
Rudolph: He has torn the four hundred and fifty pound plus colossus into pieces with submissions! Congrats Reynolds, that was a well-earned immunity.
(Chris Reynolds after a huge victory over the biggest giant in the Ultimate Survivor raises his arms in glory.)
Rudolph: Who is this?
(This myserious man rolls out of the ring and pulls out a table underneath the ring. He sets it up in the center of the ring and scoops up Chris Reynolds and transports him to the turnbuckle. Chris Reynolds like a crash-test dummy is sent flying with a top rope powerbomb as he splinters the table!!! The man is angry as hell, as he leaves the ring in a fit of rage!!!)
(A crew of medical assistance comes out with a stretcher to the ring. But it's not Chris Reynolds being picked up! The four-hundred pounder, Randy Johnston is hoisted into a stretcher. The sirens of the ambulance is heard from miles away as Randy Johnston is sent to the nearest hospital for medical assistance. Randy Johnston has obvious torn ligaments in his inner thigh as well an injured back from the Endless Abandonment)
(Chris Reynolds revives... and is extremely angry from the occurence!)
Rudolph: Chris Reynolds wins his match and does not advance in the 16-man tournament! Which is good if you were in the shoes of Chris Reynolds. But the question remains, "who is this man" and why did he attack Chris Reynolds!
Jimmy: My oh my! He planted Chris Reynolds like an Oak Tree! He seemed awfully angry. What was he angry at?
(Reynolds shakes the cobwebs and departs the ring...)
Jimmy: Don't expect this one to last too long. If what I've seen is true, then Zang is an unstoppable killing machine.
Rudolph: Jimmy, you've failed to take into account the two personalities JT Dolar.
Jimmy: True, true, well, we'll just have to wait and see if JT can take Zang to the mat for a 3 count.
(Creighton Duke waits outside of JT Dolar's dressing room, and when the door opens, JT Dolar walks out.)
Creighton Duke: JT Dolar, you are about to take on the most physically intimidating man in the Ultimate Survivor competition. How do you intend on diffusing Zang?
JT: Well, Zang is definitely of tough mother, but I think I have the skills to get past this overgrown behemoth.
Creighton: Well JT... Good luck in your match tonight.
[What’s on the titantron: The camera at a snail's pace swoops around “The Icon” who looks happy | cutshot to JT signs a few autographs for the fans | JT giving a suicide dive to a figure laying on the ground | cutshot to JT crushing a figure with the Cash Flow | cutshot to JT with the CWF championship around the waist walking to the ring]
(JT Dolar walks to the ring, his golden face shimmering under the lights. He slaps high fives with the fans and awaits the entrance of Zang.
[What's on the titantron: The only thing shown on the titantron is an x-ray shot of a neck being broken looping repeatedly.]
(After a moment, Zang marches to the ring with the Old Man walking behind him taunting JT Dolar. Zang enters the ring and raises his arms.)
(The two lock up in the middle of the ring in a test of strength. Zang sends JT Dolar flying into the corner. Again, JT Dolar gets up and the two lock up. Zang, using incredible strength tosses JT to the corner.
JT decides to mix it up a bit and dropkicks Zang. Zang reels back against the ropes and as he recoils back, JT delivers another dropkick. Zang looks affected, but he still stands. JT follows up with a clothesline, and Zang is teetering on the the verge of collapse. One more clothesline should do it as JT comes in to finish the job. With great speed, Zang grabs JT and delivers a bossman slam.)
(JT rolls outside, visibly frustrated. Zang follows JT outside, and JT jumps on Zang's back applying a powerful sleeper. Zang manages to reach behind himself and delivers a snapmare to Dolar. Zang gets back into the ring and awaits JT to attempt his next onslaught.)
Rudolph: Incredible! Zang is manhandling JT Dolar!
Jimmy: At a whopping 6'5" 287 pounds, JT Dolar, is no small man!
(JT re-enters and begins a flurry of lefts and rights. Zang falls back into the corner, and JT delivers an Irish whip. Zang reverses it and sends JT into the corner with authority. The impact collapses JT Dolar and his body goes limp.)
(Suddenly, JT Dolar raises his head and insanity eminates from his eyes! As Zang approaches JT Dolar, Zang is speared to the canvas and JT Dolar is no longer in this match... It is his alter ego... Ixon!!)
(Zang gets up and rushes Ixon, but receives a spinning spinebuster. Ixon continues the smattering with a pumphandle german suplex! Zang looks shocked at the power unleashed from inside Ixon. The two lock up again, and in their struggle for power, they both flip over the top rope to the outside! Zang is the quicker of the two and delivers a massive clothesline that flips Ixon full circle.)
(Zang re-enters the ring and Ixon follows right behind him. Ixon delivers a big boot to the face, and Zang falls against the ropes. Ixon gives another big boot to Zang and sends him flailing over the top rope again! Zang is lying on the outside of the ring, and Ixon jumps to the top turnbuckle and jumps off delivering a huge flying leg drop from 15 feet in the air! Zang looks stunned and Ixon rolls him into the ring for a pin.
1...Kick out!
Ixon picks up Zang by his mohawk and executes a double underhook piledriver.)
Jimmy: Ixon, aka JT Dolar is really taking it to Zang.
Rudolph: Yup.
(Ixon runs off the ropes, but as he comes in, Zang grabs him by the forehead! Zang places his other hand on Ixon's back and begins to use his strength to fold his neck and his back!)
Ixon is fighting to stay alive and he slowly manages to get himself near the ropes, as Ixon makes his last ditch effort to grab the ropes. Zang uses his brute strength to pull Ixon from the ropes. Ixon is growing weaker, and his back is now folded over Zang's knee for extra leverage! Zang laughs, knowing Ixon's neck will soon fold like a cheap tent.)
Rudolph: I guess we spoke too soon! Zang's got Ixon in his finisher; "Break your Neck"!
Jimmy: But Ixon is trying to fight the pain!
(Ixon is unconcious and the ref raises Ixon's hand once... It falls.
Twice... It falls.)
(Suddenly Shepard Williams lasoo's the Old Man and begins to drag him away. The Old Man struggles but falls and gets dragged away. Zang immediately drops Ixon before the ref can raise his hand a third time!)
(Zang leaves the incapacitated Ixon in the middle of the ring, the ref begins to count! 1...2...3...)
(Zang manages to catch Shepard Williams backstage, and save the Old Man by ripping the lasoo from Shepards' hands giving him rope burn on his calloused cowboy hands. 4...5...6... Zang picks up Shepard Williams over his head and throws him against the concrete wall! Zang follows up by slamming the cowboys head into the wall. 7... The Old Man stops Zang in his fury and tells him to get back to the ring before he gets counted out! Zang runs back to the ring! 8...9... Zang barrels down the aisle, smashing a small childs heads in his fury. 10!!)
Ixon wins via countout!
(Zang gets back in the ring, where Ixon is groggily sitting up! Zang delivers a soccer ball kick to Ixon and grabs the ref. After multiple powerbombs to the ref, Zang leaves Ixon, the ref and Shepard Williams in tatters.)
Jimmy: Zang is tough, but look at Ixon, he's already back on his feet watching Zang!
Rudolph: Zang is scary, but in retrospect, Ixon was taking care of business in that ring tonight too.
(Ixon rubs his neck and heads back stage.)
(The camera cutshots to CJ Scott who is walking down the hallway. He walks by the locker room of Dark Angel and he decides to peak inside. The camera gets a nice little peak too and Dark Angel is calmly sitting down at the bench in a churchlike atmosphere. CJ Scott looks at the camera and pretends to be frightened, which he isn’t as the voice of Chad Kroeger of Nickelback begins to sing, “How You Remind Me”. The camera changes views to a bird’s eye point of view of CJ Scott walking through the curtains tapping his chest. The fans cheer, this pound for pound, the best wrestler in the World today, and that’s not bragging, it’s the f---ing truth)
[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around CJ Scott as it shows features such as his long brown pony-tail and his moustache and goatee | cutshot to the current champion of the RWW CJ Scott with the Global Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist | cutshot to CJ Scott signing a few autographs for the fans | cutshot to CJ Scott applying a katai-jamai to a figure that is definitely struggling and hurting from it | cutshot to CJ pinning a figure for the easy 1-2-3]
(CJ Scott walks down the aisle without a single worry in his head as he rolls into the ring and awaits his dark and scary opponent, Dark Angel)
(All of a sudden about fifty candles ignite along the entrance way to the Phillips arena as Dark Angel dressed in black slowly walks down the aisle.)
[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around the Dark Angel | cutshot to Dark Angel giving a modified version of the tombstone | cutshot to Dark Angel walking down the aisle | cutshot to Dark Angel strapping the XFW Heavyweight belt around his waist]
Rudolph: This is a serious mind game that Dark Angel is trying to play on CJ Scott, one must ask; is it really working?
(CJ Scott laughs at the entire darkness gimmick of Dark Angel as Dark Angel takes a few steps on the canvas. He lifts his enormous leg over the top rope as he undresses his long black leather raincoat.)
Rudolph: This will be quite a lop-sided battle in the weight category; there is an approximate eighty-pound advantage in beef for the Dark Angel.
(Ding. Ding. Ding. The bell sounds and signifies the start of the match. CJ Scott walks into the center of the ring and goes eye to eye with the Dark Angel, but Dark Angel is six inches taller than CJ Scott. CJ Scott pulls out his beefy hand and clenches the throat of Dark Angel. Angel gasps for air for a few seconds until he returns the favor with a blatant chokehold on the best wrestler in the World today, CJ Scott. CJ Scott drops down to one knee and Dark Angel with a tremendous amount of strength tosses Scott over the top-rope onto the mats on the floor.)
Jimmy: Wow, look at the sheer strength of Dark Angel!
(CJ Scott regains his composure as he rolls back into the ring, receiving a black boot in the ribcage. Scott continues his rolling until he retaliates into the turnbuckle. CJ Scott wipes the sweat off his brow as Dark Angel corners CJ Scott. Dark Angel delivers a outbreak of lefts and rights into the chest of CJ Scott. But CJ Scott quickly shakes the shock and turns the tide by pushing Dark Angel in the corner. Now it’s Dark Angel on the reverse-end of stomach shots by constant flame of boots to the breadbasket)
(CJ Scott still has the upper hand as Dark Angel is having trouble blocking the flurry of rage that Scott is expelling. Dark Angel, showing surprisingly technical detail, locks up Scott's arms and begins to headbutt his neck and chest area repeatedly.)
(CJ Scott drops to his knees and the Dark Angel cinches in a headlock. Dark Angel continues applying pressure to the cranium. Dark Angel uses some extra gusto to deliver a snap belly to back-suplex. CJ Scott tries to get up quickly, but Dark Angel grabs the ankle and begins to apply an ankle-lock submission. CJ Scott crawls away, nursing his right ankle as the Dark Angel runs in and levels the Scott with a decapitating clothesline! Scott looks groggy as Dark Angel runs off the ropes and executes a running big boot.)
(Scott flutters out of the ring and rolls on the ground-battered and bruised. Dark Angel follows him outside as Dark Angel grabs Scott by his silky, smooth hair and directs him towards Rudolph and Jimmy.)
Rudolph: Hey what are you doing?
(Dark Angle tosses the corpse of CJ Scott on the announcing table as Dark Angle places Scott’s head between his thighs. Dark Angel stretches his arms out and with an attempt to lift CJ Scott it reversed! CJ Scott raises his body up and the Dark Angel plummets into the announcing table!)
Rudolph: What are you doing?
(CJ Scott snatches Rudolph’s headset and begins to speak to the millions… and millions of viewers across the World)
CJ Scott: (talking nerdy like Rudolph) You see… it’s all about timing when it comes to CJ Scott. He knows exactly the right time to strike as you can see our friend Dark Angel lying on the ground as if his wife just whipped him.
Rudolph: Give me that back, I’ll show you how it’s done. And I do not think that Dark Angel is married.
(CJ Scott grabs the Dark Angel by the hair and escorts him in the ring. Dark Angel groggily gets back up to his feet as CJ Scott panics and hoists the 6’7” man high in the air and crashes him to the mat with an Olympic Slam!
Jimmy: Wow! Look at the strength of Scott!
(Scott pins the brute!)
1…2 (Dark Angel kicks out!)
(Dark Angel gets up again. CJ Scott rushes in and Angel picks him up and plants him in the ground with a spine buster! The fans erupt as his freight train starts picking up momentum. Dark Angel picks up CJ Scott and hip tosses him down, followed by a leg drop. Dark Angel stomps the lower back of Scott and goes for a quick pin.
1...2..1/4 (CJ Scott kicks out)
(Dark Angel sends CJ Scott as Dark Angel travels in the opposite direction. They both attempt a clothesline and the two bodies crash together. Both hit the canvas with authority and the Ref begins the ten count…)
1…2…
(CJ Scott places his arm over top of Dark Angel and ends the ten count by pinning his opponent)
1…2…1/4 (Dark Angel kicks out!)
(Both wrestlers are drained of energy, as Dark Angel is the first to miraculously stand up. CJ Scott crawls up right in between the legs of the Dark Angel as he grabs both of his arms and signals for the Final Judgment. Dark Angel lifts the over two-hundred pounder in the air but in the air, CJ Scott kicks his feet in the air and squeezes the head of the Dark Angel with his legs. CJ Scott does a full body sit-up and extends himself to the right-hand side of the Dark Angel! CJ Scott applies the katah-jamai, jumping in the air, landing on his knees driving Angel’s neck into his shoulder. He hurries for the cover!)
Rudolph: CJ Scott sent Dark Angel to hell with the Final Destination! 1…2…3 (CJ Scott pins the Dark Angel via Final Destination)
Rudolph: Incredible! CJ Scott squirmed his way out of the Final Judgment and defeated the Dark Angel with the Final Destination! Jimmy: That was an incredible match! Dark Angel is quite a competitor but wasn’t enough tonight to beat CJ Scott.
(Dark Angel is seen in the ring, patting the mat in anger as he leaves the ring for the next bout to begin)
(The scene cutshots to “The Premier Athlete” Cliff Knight who is spiking up his bleached greenish-yellow hair as he confidently looks in the mirror. He hops up and down a few times shaking all the first-night jitters out of him as the camera cut-shots to Shepard Williams who is chatting with the “cowboy” Creighton Duke.)
Creighton: Man, Zang pasted you out there, are you okay to fight? Shepard Williams: Wow ya know, I entered the Ultimate Survivor tournament thinking to myself, where do I stand among the ranks of wrestlers world wide, thinking to myself how well I could do, where this would push my career off to, cause winning something like this would surely make me remembered by some people.... If not by everyone. You know Duke, I am going to show the World how us cowboys work it, after I nail Cliff with that Southern Plow. I reckon, even though Zang smashed my head right goodly against that cement wall, I'm still here to raise hell against the likes of Cliff Knight
(Creighton Duke pulls of the black cowboy hat that was already exchanged at the Jump Off and places it back on the head of Shepard Williams)
Creighton Duke: You show him, Shep. You're my closest friend.
(Shepard hops off the bench in his locker room and he approaches the entrance way. The guitar of Lynard Skynard’s “Sweet Home Alabama” plays and Shepard pushes the curtains aside and swings his lasso around. The fans explode as Williams rolls into the ring and starts swinging his lasso in circular motions high up in the air.)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swooping around Shepard Williams in a three-hundred and sixty degree motion | cutshot to Williams pulling out a lasso and accurately catching a goat from about ten meters away | cutshot to Williams signing a few autographs for the little Williamites out there | cutshot to Williams attaining the SCW World Title and strapping it around his waist as the screen slowly fades away]
(Williams rolls his long-sleeved shirt as he anxiously awaits for Cliff Knight)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera slowly swoops around the figure of Cliff Knight one time, as at the end of the final rotation Cliff Knight bashes the camera out of order | cutshot to Cliff Knight winning the 56-man Cross federation tournament | cutshot to Cliff Knight signing autographs for the fans in his futuristic costume | cutshot to Cliff setting up an opponent for a pedigree and then lifting him up and planting his face into the ground with a fameasser.]
(A large array of fireworks and explosions signify the entrance of the unavoidable future of the Ultimate Survivor, CLIFF KNIGHT!)
Jimmy: Cliff Knight is an incredible athlete with an enormous future ahead of him.
Rudolph: Cliff Knight was the earliest bird in the Ultimate Survivor and he picked the “hillbilly” Shepard Williams to a brawl in the first round brackets.
Jimmy: After Shepard saved Creighton Duke with his lasso, this may have sparked a jealousy in Cliff Knight.
Rudolph: Well, I wouldn’t say that. Knight just wants the spotlight of being the main event. And he chose his own destiny to fight with Shepard Williams. But can he pull it off though, that’s the question.
(Knight stands at the entranceway with his arms in a “V” shape as fireworks go of left and right. The fans go bananas as Knight slowly walks down the aisle with his handsome face in the spotlight. Knight rolls in the mat and mounts the turnbuckle with a loud roar from the crowd as he pats his chest. The bell sounds. Ding. Ding. Ding.)
(Shepard Williams quickly attacks Cliff Knight by smashing the back of his head in with a hammerfist. Cliff Knight falls into the turnbuckle as Shepard pounds his face in with an array of knees. Knight springs himself back up and tosses the hillbilly in the corner and delivers numerous jabs of his own.)
Rudolph: This has been an all out brawl!!!
(Cliff Knight irish whips Williams against the ropes and Knight lowers his head. But Shepard doesn't fall for it, he reefs the head of Cliff Knight into the canvas with a spinning neck breaker. Shepard charges off the ropes and drops the elbow. With the speed of a lion, he delivers another leg drop and goes for the quick pin)
1... (Cliff Knight kicks out with surprising ease)
(Shepard Williams picks up Knight by his bleached spikey hair and attempts an Irish Whip into the corner. But it's reversed! Shepard Williams is sent flying into the corner. Knight climbs Williams whose stuck in the corner as the fans chant for every single punch delivered. After the tenth punch, Williams comes out shining with a reversed atomic drop. The fans applaude as Cliff Knight climbs the top turnbuckle and puts his arms out in the "V" shape.)
(Knight levels Williams with a monstrous clothesline! Williams looks shaken as he falls to the mat again. Knight goes to pick up the cowboy, but he is wrestled to the mat with an arm bar. Williams quickly applies a sleeper to the shaken wrestler. Cliff Knight stands up with Williams on his back, and begins to ram him into the corner over and over again. After each impact, Williams seems to be losing steam at a rapid pace. After a short while the ref goes to raise Knight's hand.
1... The hand falls once....
2....The hand falls twice....
Before the third time, Williams lets go and climbs to the top rope. He looks at the crowd as the fans slowly rise to their feet, cheering.
Mr. Shepard Williams: SWANTON BOMB!
Shepard Williams dives off the top rope, but Knight was waiting for him. As Williams was upside down, in the midst of his swanton bomb, Knight jumps and places William's head between his legs and executes a jumping piledriver!)
Rudolph: HE JUST REVERSED A SWANTON BOMB INTO A PILEDRIVER!!
Jimmy: Good God!
(Cliff Knight is bouning around as the fans add fuel to his fire! Cliff Knight runs his thumb across his neck, signalling for his signaure move! Knight places Williams' head between his legs and prepares for what looks like a pedigree, but as Williams is in mid air, Cliff Knight jumps above him and delivers a famasser!!)
1...2...3! Cliff Knight shatters Shepard Williams in the Main Event!!
Jimmy: Wow! Cliff Knight is THE premier athlete, and he certainly proved it tonight!
Rudolph: And so, Kurt Stone, Johnny Damage, Mortcian, Chris Copeland, Chris Reynolds, JT Dolar, CJ Scott, and CLIIIIFFF Knight have immunity.
Jimmy: The following will have to compete again in four days; Uluz, Chris Rage, Soul, Tommie Gunn, Randy Johnston.. Oh wait, we have just confirmed that Randy Johnston has ripped his quad muscle clean off the bone and will be unable to continue in the Ultimate Survivor. I guess an alternate will fill in for him, Dark Angel, Shepard Williams, and the Uncontrollable Zang will all have to compete to stay alive in The Ultimate Survivor contest!
Rudolph: Goodnight everyone!