THE NIGHT TO FIGHT - 3 left. Who Will Survive?
LOCATION: Las Vegas, Nevada
ARENA: Caesars Palace
DATE: June 23, 2002
REMAINING WRESTLERS: 3
ROLEPLAY LIMIT: 2

  • IMMUNITY MAIN EVENT #1: Triple Threat
  • The man who gets pinned loses and is kicked out of the Ultimate Survivor in 3rd place
  • IMMUNITY MAIN EVENT #2: Lumberjack Match
  • All of your enemies are back and want REVENGE!
  • Everyone comes back in the Lumberjack Match and stays on the outside of the match waiting like SHARKS
  • He, who wins the Lumberjack Match is the ULTIMATE SURVIVOR!


THE NIGHT TO FIGHT
Triple Threat
Johnny Damage vs Evan Drexxler vs Cliff Knight

VS VS





Lumberjack Match
THE FINALS
??? vs ???


Tonight… One man will have fought through fifteen other opponents to become the sole survivor of the UWA. Tonight… One man will prove that he is the only person to hold the accolade of: Survivor…



[Backstage:] The staff of the UWA are bustling around Caesar’s Palace and Jimmy and Rudolph head through the entrance to make their way towards the announcing booth one last time.

Gary Coleman is sitting in a beautiful suite overlooking the ring while stroking his his arm, which is encased in a cast.

Ashleigh Engels is sitting beside Creighton Duke. There are no more interviews to conduct. Their instructions for the evening: Sit back and enjoy.

President Kingsly and Pondababa are sitting in their office in Caesar’s Palace. They look relieved and saddened at the same time.

Kingsly: Well, tonight’s the night.
Pondababa: Indeed. Sixty days and finally. A prince will be crowned.
Kingsly: Yeah. Well, I just want to say enjoy this night Pondababa. Because there will be a break between this adventure and it’s sequel.
Pondababa: Correct. I have taken my share of lumps throughout this tournament. As have you.
Kingsly: Yeah. *Sigh* Tonight’s the night.

Pyrotechnics go off and they explode, illuminating the beautiful Caesar’s Palace! The stands are full and wrestling fans and celebrities alike are intermingling for this event. In the seats, the camera cuts to Arnold Schwarzenegger is lighting up a fat cigar. The camera goes over to Adam Sandler who is wearing a baseball cap and has his glasses on. Cuba Gooding JR is dancing around in his seat and he is partying with the fans. Matthew Lillard is chilling with the writers of Maxim Magazine as the card is about begin.

Jimmy: Welcome everyone to a sold out finale of UWA Survivor! We are here in Sin City and loving it!
Rudolph: Yeah! Even me! I went back to the bottle and I feel great! Never better!
Jimmy: The three finalists: Evan Drexxler, Cliff Knight and the Hardcore Hooligan are here and ready to determine who will become the first Ultimate Wrestling Alliance Survivor!
Rudolph: We kick this card off with all three men fighting in the ring and and when one is pinned, we send the other two back to prepare for the final match.
Jimmy: A lumberjack match! Featuring all the wrestlers who were able to make it. Some, like Tommy Gunn are unable to use a remote control. Much less attack another human being.
Rudolph: Well, we’ve just got wind that we are ready to let the shit hit the fan one more time.

Triple Threat
Johnny Damage vs Evan Drexxler vs Cliff Knight

”Seasons” by Crossbreed begins to play and Cliff Knight walks out of the curtains and pauses. He looks at the crowd as they roar in approval. He holds out his thumb and tons of people in the audience do the same. Cliff turns his thumb upside down and the fans cheer even more. Cliff Knight gets in the ring and awaits the other two wrestlers.

“Hardcore Hooligan” by business blares and Hooligan runs down to ringside with Alexis along with him. He has a wheelbarrow full of adventure and he dumps it’s contents beside the ring. He downs a swig of Jim Beam and rolls in the corner opposite of Cliff Knight.

“Second Death” chimes through and Evan Drexxler marches to the ring. He flexes his pythons and jumps onto the apron. Evan Drexxler steps over the top rope and the match begins…

The three stare at each other and Evan Drexxler stalks over to Cliff Knight and slaps him across the face. Cliff Knight shoves Drexxler back and as Evan takes a few steps backwards, Hooligan dropkicks him from behind. As Evan falls forward, Cliff Knight jumps up and smashes his knee into Drexxler’s nose. Drexxler holds his nose as blood drips out of each nostril, but Knight and Hooligan dropkick him from each side. Drexxler collapses to the ground and rolls outside.

Knight is irate from the slap he received and he goes after Drexxler, but Hooligan sneaks up behind him and executes a perfect running bulldog from behind. Knight rolls to the outside and crawls away. Hooligan follows Knight and doesn’t realize that Knight had led him to the pile of weapons. Knight had already grabbed the skulled cane, one of the objects and smokes Hooligan upside the head.

Drexxler is back in the ring. Throwing caution to the wind, the monster of a man performs a suicide dive over the top rope, crashing onto Johnny Damage and Cliff Knight. Drexxler picks the two up and dumps them back into the ring. Drexxler rolls back into the ring and snags Knight by his bleached blonde hair and whips him into the corner. Knight uses his arms to spring himself upwards and Drexxler crashes chest first into the turnbuckle. Knight raises his arms in the air and Damage sneaks in with a blistering clothesline from behind.

Jimmy: These guys have all brought their A games tonight.
Rudolph: You’ve said it Jimmy.

Damage decides to get a bit risky and climbs the top rope. Knight slowly rises to his feet and Drexxler runs into attack the Premier Athlete. Johnny Damage flies in the air like a monkey and Knight ducks. Drexxler didn’t see it coming as Damage collides into him with a cross body. Damage turns it into a pinning combo.

1… (Drexxler kicks out)

Jimmy: Drexxler does not want to be kicked out of Survivor.

(Drexxler gets back to his feet to show that he is far from beaten. Cliff Knight comes behind and rolls Drexxler up in a schoolboy.

1…2….(Drexxler kicks out again.)

(Drexxler boots Knight in the stomach and lifts Knight over his head. In a tremendous feat of strength, Drexxler presses Knight over his head and slams him to the ground with authority. Hooligan is catching his breath in the corner and he runs and delivers a leg drop to the downed Knight.)

(Hooligan rolls Knight over and goes for a pin.)

1…2 (Knight kicks out!)

(Hooligan gets right back up and he dives at Drexler, knocking the big man to the ground. Hooligan gets on top and begins to pummel Drexxler. Knight runs up behind Hooligan and slaps on a sleeper. Hooligan stumbles back and Knight cinches it in tighter. Drexxler capitalizes by giving Knight a big boot to the face. Knight falls to the outside of the ring and Hooligan is in a daze. Evan Drexxler holds Hooligan in place by his chin, and then nails him to the ground with the Hurricane Heart Punch!)

1…2…(Knight pulls Drexxler off of Hooligan and goes for the cover himself.)

1…2…(Drexxler pulls Knight off of Hooligan and goes for the pin.)

1…2…(Hooligan kicks out!)

(Knight pulls Drexxler back to his feet and nails him with a jumping scissor kick! Hooligan pulls himself to his feet using the ropes and watches Knight and Drexxler go toe to toe.)

(Drexxler using impressive speed sends Knight off the ropes and hammers “THE Premier Athlete” with a Hurricane Heart Punch as Knight rebounds off the ropes. Hooligan runs in for the pin again and Drexxler wants to claim Knight instead. He pulls Hooligan off and tosses him over the top rope like a piece of garbage.)

1…2…(NO! Cliff Knight kicks out!)

(Hooligan springboards off the top rope and crashes onto Evan Drexxler! Knight regains his composure and Knight and Hooligan double team Drexxler. The two deliver a double suplex! Knight applies a sharpshooter and Hooligan applies a crippler crossface! Drexxler squirms like a worm, but the pressure is incredible!)

Jimmy: I don’t think Drexxler can get out of this. He’s toast.
Rudolph: Very few of the UWA’s top competitors actually submit. They pass out..

(Using his last vestige of power, Drexxler begins to thrash like a crocodile! Knight can’t help but release his grip as he falls to the outside, smashing his head on a brick. One of the objects from Hooligan’s wheelbarrow of fun. Hooligan tries to hang on, but Drexxler gets up while holding Hooligan. Drexxler tosses Hooligan up, and then slams him down over his knee with the extra height.)

(Drexxler grabs the hurting Hooligan and whispers threats into his ear as he sets him up for the “Second Death”! Drexxler applies the cobra clutch from a standing position, then slams Hooligan to the ground with a front Russian leg sweep!)

1…2…8/9! (Hooligan kicks out! Hooligan kicks out!)

Hooligan sits up and Drexxler is in shock. Hooligan executes a running kick and catches Drexxler clean in the adam’s apple. Drexxler soars through the ropes and lands on the outside. Hooligan moutns the top ropes and the fans begin to explode! Hooligan jumps off the top turnbuckle and soars to the outside while spinning 180 degrees and executing a frog splash! Hooligan lands on Drexxler and both appear to be unconscious!)

(No.. Wait! Hooligan is getting to his feet! He rolls Drexxler back in and grabs a shovel from the pile of goodies. Hooligan stands by Drexxler’s head and swings the shovel like a golf club, catching Drexxler in the temple.)

1…2…3! (Hardcore Hooligan eliminates Evan Drexxler!)

(Cliff Knight was watching… Resting… Waiting for the final match against Johnny Damage, and he heads backstage to prepare.)


Au Revoir, Evan Drexxler

Jimmy: We say goodnight to Evan Drexxler. Hopefully he’ll be able to come back out for the lumberjack match after this match.
Rudolph: You have to hand it to Drexxler, he went out like a champ.
Jimmy: Well, let’s watch this clip of the two finalists and some of their accomplishments in the UWA…

The promo opens up with Hooligan flying through the air saving Uluz after defeating him.
Cut to Knight turning a senton bomb into a piledriver!
Hooligan defeating the legend Pain Express after an intense match.
Knight pinning Chris Rage after the Knight’s End.
Cut to Chris Copeland planting something in Hooligan’s locker room.
Cut to Hooligan in prison clothes.
Cut to Hooligan defeating Copeland, gaining revenge.
Cut to Rex Butler being laid to rest by “THE Premier Athlete”.
Cut to Knight eliminating Chris Reynolds from the UWA.
Cut to Hooligan flying out of the steel cage against Knight….

Fade to black..

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Lumberjack Match
THE FINALS
"The Premier Athlete" Cliff Knight vs "Hardcore Hooligan" Johnny Damage

(Many of the past wrestlers to compete in the Ultimate Survivor emerge from the curtains. The old man and Zang appear with Uluz to the right. Chris Reynolds and Shepard Williams strut to the ring. Kurt Stone, Mortician, Dark Angel, Butler, Soul and CJ Scott get a small pop from the crowd as they stand outside the ring. Chris Copeland pushes the curtains to the side with a look of determination as he walks alone near Jimmy and Rudolph. Evan Drexxler, the last of the bunch, jams to the ring after losing a terrible defeat against Damage and Knight tonight.)

Rudolph: We are missing Tommy Gunn, Chris Rage and Pain Express from our Ultimate Survivor competitors. Jimmy: The lumberjacks are heading to ringside and they look pissed. Well, some of them anyways.
Rudolph: After losing in grande fashion, Evan Drexxler still manages to come down to the Lumberjack Match.
Jimmy: We’ve seen these two cut their teeth already against each other in Honolulu, Hawaii and Johnny Damage won by climbing the cage.
Rudolph: Cliff Knight has been training hard. Same as Hooligan. (takes a sip of beer) Good luck you two. You’ve earned this much..

(A hidden stage lights up and Crossbreed is on the stage. They begin to jam and “Seasons” is played live for the audience. Cliff Knight is pumped for his entrance and he gives the thumbs up to the band as they continue to play. Cliff bounces around a few times and it appears that he has been rejuvenated for the finals.)

(After the song finishes, another darkened stage lights up and Business is waiting to play their music. “Business” begins to play and Hooligan, along with the fabulous Alexis, marches to the ring with his skulled cane over his shoulder. He also looks rejuvenated for the fight and he finishes his cigarette before hopping into the ring.)

(At the sound of the bell the two circle each other. They lock up and Knight applies a hammer lock. Hooligan reverses it and Knight reverses it one last time. Knight grabs Hooligan by the hair and pulls him backwards and trips him down. Hooligan heads for the outside, but Mortician reaches for him and he thinks the better of it.)

(Johnny Damage comes in with a flying knee to the gut and Knight is stunned. Damage takes the opportunity to throw Knight to the outside. Uluz and Chris Copeland stomp down on Knight as he fights to get back in the ring. After taking repeated blows, Knight manages to get back to the ring. Hooligan drives his knee in again and Knight is fazed. Knight using untapped power, scoops Damage over the top and Drexxler makes his move. He gives Hooligan a piledriver on the concrete and Butler gets in a few pot shots as well.)

(Drexxler rolls the bashed Hooligan into the ring with Knight and Cliff applies a figure four leg lock. Hooligan reaches for the ropes, but Kurt Stone whacks his hand away. Hooligan begins to rock back and forth and finally gets it over and reverses the submission.)

(Knight screams out and Hooligan smiles in a sadistic way. Kurt Stone reaches out again and pulls Knight to the ropes. Hooligan shakes his head in anger as the interference becomes increasingly present. Knight is quick to recover as he catches Damage with a belly to belly overhead suplex! Damage crashes to the ground.)

(Hooligan reaches out and grabs his skulled cane! He comes towards Knight and swings. Knight ducks and grabs the cane. The two struggle for the cane and they fall on the ropes. The outside wrestlers pull the two to the outside and begin smashing the wrestler they hate more.)

(Damage and Knight begin to fight off their foes and Damage disappears underneath the ring. Knight manages to get back to the inside and he awaits the Hardcore Hooligan.)

Jimmy: Where did Damage go?
Rudolph: Who cares!? I’m buzzing buddy!
Jimmy: WAIT! There he is!

(Damage reappears with a large jerry can and he begins to pour a liquid from it. It’s gasoline! The other wrestlers back away in fear and Damage lights up a cigarette. He throws the lit cigarette into the puddle surrounding the ring and suddenly, there is an inferno growing around ringside.)

Jimmy: THE FIRE!!! It burns!!! Damage has just cut off all the lumberjacks from interfering in this match!

(Cliff Knight and Damage stare eye to eye with flaming flame rising in the Caesars Palace. After three seconds of staring, they both unleash a fury of fists back and fourth. The fans explode as Knight gives a closed fist into the chin of Damage causing him to fall to the ground. Knight searches the ring and discovers Uluz’s skulled cane. Knight picks it up and raises it high into the air with the fans shouting for violence. Damage rises to his feet and Knight uses the butt end to poke Damage in his skeleton-like abdomens. Damage leans over and Knight charges off the ropes screaming. Knight uses the skulled cane and cracks it over the neck of Johnny Damage. Damage falls to the ground and Knight applies a figure four leg lock.)

Jimmy: It doesn’t fail. Go to the things you know best.

(Damage taps his leg a few times and starts swinging to the left. He swings right. Damage rotates and Knight and reversed the figure four leg lock!)

Jimmy: Damage reversed a figure four!

(The move is locked in like a safe. The pain rings through the legs of Cliff Knight until he grabs a handful of ropes. Damage is forced to let the submission go, but he will not. Cliff Knight is screaming as the Ref reefs out the submission hold)

(The two wearily rise to their feet and it seems this match has taken lots out of their energy. They are sweating profusely from the intense heat of the fire. The ring apron has caught fire now and the wrestlers are all watching the end of the match from a distance.)

(The two continue to battle and they lock up in a battle of strength. Knight gains the upper advantage and Hooligan refuses to give up. In a last ditch effort, Hooligan headbutts Knight in the groin as the fire closes in. Knight grabs his parts and Hooligan hops on his back and applies a sleeper. Knight reaches behind himself and grabs Hooligan’s spiky hair. Knight flips Damage over his shoulder into the fire which is eating away at the canvas. Hooligan shakes as the fire burns his bum.)

(Knight continues the offensive by stomping down on Hooligan’s stomach. Hooligan trips up Knight’s legs and gets up. While Knight is getting up, Hooligan bounces off the ropes and his back catches on fire. Damage ducks down to gore Knight, but Cliff jumps at the right time and comes down with Hooligan’s head between his legs. Doing Damage a favour, Knight pats out the fire on his back before pulling his arms back in a pedigree fashion. Knight listens to the roaring crowd as he hoists Hooligan up! As Hooligan’s body falls to the ground, Knight jumps and finishes the move with a famasser! The fire closes in as Knight goes for the cover!)

1…..2…..3! (Cliff Knight defeats Johnny Damage and becomes the UWA’s sole Survivor!)

(The two wrestlers get out of the ring, Knight helping Hooligan through the flames after defeating him and into the arms of Alexis. Before heading backstage, Hooligan turns and extends his shaky burnt hand. Knight shakes it. With a nod of respect, Hooligan heads back to get his burns treated.)

(The two presidents head to ringside as the fire is extinguished. Pondababa is holding a giant paycheck, and Kingsly is holding a trophy, and a ring.)

(Knight slides the ring onto his finger and holds the trophy over his head! The fans are going bananas and over the roar of the crowd, Kingsly leans over to Cliff Knight and whispers: “Maybe we should pay a visit to a few of your “friends” in Chicago. Settle some unfinished business.”
Knight laughs and nods in agreement. UWA Goes off the air with Cliff Knight winning the Ultimate Survivor.


The Hardcore Juggernaut of the Ultimate Survivor- We Say Goodbye



Congratulations Cliff Knight, You Survived the 60 Days!


[Thank you all for playing UWA Survivor. We’ll see you for Survivor II in a few months. The UWA enters hibernation.]