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LOCATION: Atlanta, Georgia ARENA: Phillips Center DATE: May 1, 2002 REMAINING WRESTLERS: 16
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LOCATION: Atlanta, Georgia ARENA: Phillips Center DATE: May 1, 2002 REMAINING WRESTLERS: 16
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Second Round of the Tournament
Soul vs Rex Butler
Second Round of the Tournament
Chris Rage vs Dark Angel
Second Round of the Tournament
Uluz vs Tommie Jake Gunn
Third Round of the Tournament
??? vs ???
Third Round of the Tournament
??? vs ???
IMMUNITY MAIN EVENT:
Final Round of the Tournament
??? vs ???
[The scene opens in the gymnasium of the official jump off filled of Ultimate Survivor addicts who are watching a large screen similar to an imax set up for the second showing. There are several booths holding UWA's finest including: the Mortician, Cliff Knight, Kurt Stone, Chris Copeland, Johnny Damage, JT Dolar, Chris Reynolds and CJ Scott. These booths are specially meant for autographs and meeting the real people behind the character these wrestlers play. The large imax all of a sudden shows the pyrotechniques...]
(Cutshot to the live action in the Phillips Centre! Fireworks erupt and the best technology of pyrotechniques goes off to signify the beginning of the second-ever card of the Ultimate Survivor! Dark turns into light as a picture of Rudolph appears)
Jimmy: Welcome to a sold out crowd here in the Phillips Centre of Atlanta, Georgia! This is such an extraordinary event, that you won’t be able to shake the shock of the second, third and final round of these tournament brackets!
(Rudolph nods in approval)
Jimmy: We have action-jackson-packed matches tonight!
Rudolph: For our second round of the 16-man unethical tournament, we have all of our losers from Saturday Night, scrapping it away again in Atlanta, Georgia!
Jimmy: Uluz sent out the earliest challenge to “Special Effects” Tommie Jake Gunn. Apparently Uluz wants his true Special Effects powers!
Rudolph: We’ll have two competitors who came from a hard-fought match from last Saturday; these two wrestlers are Dark Angel and “The Anti-Hero” Chris Rage. This one should be a goody.
Jimmy: And in our second match tonight will be Soul against the man who came out last week and powerbombed Chris Reynolds through a wooden table… the man in desperate need of anger-management class… this man is Rex Butler. Rex Butler versus Soul, tonight!!!
Rudolph: But kickin’ things off tonight is a match between a cowboy and a man who has the uncontrollable urge to break peoples’ necks. We have the “Uncontrollable” Zang fighting “Cowboy” Shepard Williams, in our starting bout!
Jimmy: Boy, this match has been a long time coming. At the jump off, Shepard and Zang got in each other's face, Then Shepard cost Zang the match at the last card, and now, after all the hype... The two are going to square off in an awesome bout!
Rudolph: Shepard lost to THE Premier athlete last week, but don't be fooled by his 0-1 record, Shepard can kill you in many ways.
[What's on the titantron: The only thing shown on the titantron is an x-ray shot of a neck being broken looping repeatedly.]
(Zang emerges from behind the curtain. Some fans cheer, some fans boo, others just stare in amazement at the massive human figure before them. The Old Man is whispering things into Zang's ear and rubbing his huge sculpted shoulders.)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swooping around Shepard Williams in a three-hundred and sixty degree motion | cutshot to Williams pulling out a lasso and accurately catching a goat from about ten meters away | cutshot to Williams signing a few autographs for the little Williamites out there | cutshot to Williams attaining the SCW World Title and strapping it around his waist as the screen slowly fades away]
("Sweet Home Alabama" plays and Shepard Williams heads to the ring swinging his lasso around. He playfully lasso's a small child and walks over to him. Shepard walks to retrieve the loop of his lasso, and when he gets to the kid, he rubs his head and smiles. The kid is celebrating. The fan and the cowboy share a special moment.)
(The bell rings and Zang immediately goes for the wily cowboy. Shepard ducks a grab, then Williams dropkicks Zang from behind as the mammoth man tumbles into the corner. Zang swings around and catches Shepard in a boss man slam as Williams was charging in. Zang quickly continues trying to destroy Shepard. Zang lifts him up by his hair and lifts him over his head in a gorilla press! Zang benches Williams a few times, then drops him to the canvas.)
(Zang lifts Williams up again and grabs both of his arms. Zang then places his foot on William's chest and pushes. Williams screams as Zang pushes the chest and pulls on the arms. As it looks like Williams is about to submit, Zang releases and pulls him in close for a spinning spinebuster! Williams is lying broken on the mat, when Zang scoops the cowboys feet under his armpits. Zang begins to spin faster and faster, and eventually Zang is spinning Williams around and around by his feet. Zang moves himself closer to the turnbuckle, and with precision aim, swings Shepard between the turnbuckles and smashes his body against the support beam of the ring!)
Jimmy: I hope Zang goes for a pin, because Williams is done.
Rudolph: This is insane, Zang should be in an institute.
(Zang lifts Williams up, but the boy can barely stand. Zang slams his meaty palm onto Williams' forehead and begins to bend him backwards in his finisher, "Break your neck"!)
(Williams immediately taps out, but Zang refuses to let go. The monster shakes Williams' limp body until finally the Old Man yells for him to release! Zang gets up and heads backstage.)
Jimmy: Williams looks really hurt. Plus he has to fight again tonight to try and stay alive.
Rudolph: That was an incredible display of power from Zang.
(Cutshot to the kid who Shepard was celebrating with prior to this match. He is crying as his hero, Shepard Williams was shattered in the ring.)
Rex Butler: Ha ah, you should've seen last Saturday. I sent this Chris Reynolds guy who claims to be THE man in submission holds straight to hell with a power bomb from the top turnbuckle last Saturday. Now they have me fighting against Soul. Soul, who is this? Have you heard of any body named Soul? All that I know about him is that the Mortician jobbed him last week. Clearly, this guy has jobber written all over him. Jobbers are meant to jobbed. So my job tonight is to job this jobber.
Man: (interrupts Rex Butler) You’re in Rex. Hit Soul once in the groin for me, will you? Maybe that might make him speak up a bit.
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around showing the figure of Rex Butler from all angles | cutshot to Rex Butler walking down the aisle to his theme music | cutshot to Rex Butler slamming CJ Scott through a table from the top rope | cutshot to Rex yelling in the microphone | cutshot to Rex Butler signing a few autographs for the fans]
(Rex Butler ends his call as “Beg” by Saliva begins to play. Butler pushes the curtains aside as the fans let off a huge roar. Rex Butler rolls into the ring and climbs the middle turnbuckle clenching his fists in the air.)
Jimmy: Both of these wrestlers have great potential to do well in the Ultimate Survivor!
("Dumb" by Nirvana plays as Soul saunters to the ring and eyes down his larger foe.)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera three-sixties around Soul to see all angles of his paleness | cutshot to Soul jumping in the air performing his 450 splash | cutshot to Soul pinning a figure on the mat | cutshot to Soul walking down the aisle]
(Ding. Ding. Ding. The bell sounds. Soul jumps to the top rope and anticipates his loving fans. Rex Butler puts this to his advantage and sneaks up behind the wrestler formerly known as Soul. Butler punches Soul directly in the groin and laughs in the camera! After this, he squeezes the arms of Soul and slams his tiny frame into the canvas.)
Rudolph: That’s the second time that’s happened to Soul!
(Rex Butler feeds on the roaring crowd as he crawls beneath the ring and tosses a table into the ring. Soul lies on the ground still from the aftershock of the second rope power bomb! Butler sets up the table in the centre of the ring and lightly lays Soul on top. Rex Butler climbs on the table himself and hoists Soul into the air splintering Soul through the table! Butler loves it! Butler rolls underneath the ropes again and grabs a second table.)
Rudolph: Déjà vu?
(Rex Butler slides the table between the ropes and unfolds the stands. This time he grabs the decaying corpse of Soul and lifts him up to the top turnbuckle. Soul is like a crash test dummy toy of Rex Butler as Butler climbs the turnbuckle himself. With an explosive outrage of sheer strength, Butler elevates Soul and shatters his spine as Soul crashes through the table for a second time. Soul bounces on the ground two times from the impact of the powerbomb.)
(Butler smiles at the carcass on the canvas)
Rudolph: This is a sick man we are dealing with here.
(Butler rubs his chin and then decides to get a final table. He slides this third and final table into the ring, and pulls out the stands. Butler, again, picks up Soul from the ground. This time he Irish whips Soul off the ropes. With the momentum, Butler powerslams Soul and splinters the third table as Rex lies over top of Soul for the pin!)
1…2…3 (Rex Butler easily scores the victory over Soul)
Rudolph: Wow, Rex Butler just undressed Soul with four moves!
Jimmy: Soul better start his engines or else he’ll be taking the next airplane to Reno.
Rudolph: I think that Rex Butler has a good point; Soul has jobber written ALLLL over him!
Creighton Duke: Chris Rage, you are here tonight to fight a man who claims to be the devil, himself. How are you even going to come into this match tonight?
Chris Rage: (with a frown on his face) The voices are telling me that Dark Angel needs to be maimed tonight. He is mentally and physically scared, and of course, that is my duty, and it will come to pass. Prepare yourself Angel for the fight of your life.
Creighton Duke: Well, good luck in your match tonight.
(The cameraman turns ninety degrees to the right to an opened door filled with darkness and candles illuminating the room. Creighton Duke looks scared as he hesitates to enter the room of Dark Angel)
Creighton Duke: Dark Angel, how do you feel about your competitor tonight?
Dark Angel: I can see in his eyes and they tell me that Rage will never lie down for anybody. I can see he wants to win, but so do I, and I will! You can’t stop me; nobody can!!
(The Duke gulps his throat in fear of the Dark Angel)
(“Amen” begins to fill the ears of the anxious crowd as Chris Rage pushes the curtains aside and raises his hands in the air as a loud pop booms the Phillip Centre.)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around showing the figure of Chris Rage from all angles | cutshot to Chris Rage walking down the aisle to his theme music | cutshot to Chris Rage performing a neckbreaker from the top rope | cutshot to Chris slapping on the Cobra Clutch | cutshot to Chris Rage on the turnbuckle with the UCW Tag-Team Championship as the scene fades away]
(Chris Rage jumps onto the turnbuckle with no expression on his face as the fans roar. Chris Rage turns his head as all of a sudden, the lights go out. About fifty candles ignite along the entrance way to the Phillips arena as Dark Angel dressed in black slowly walks down the aisle)
[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around the Dark Angel | cutshot to Dark Angel giving a modified version of the tombstone | cutshot to Dark Angel walking down the aisle | cutshot to Dark Angel strapping the XFW Heavyweight belt around his waist]
(The fans try to reach and touch this satanic individual but he continues lumbering to the ring. He lifts his massive leg over the top rope, as Chris Rage still has no expression on his pale face)
Rudolph: Dark Angel is coming from a loss last Saturday Night after being defeated by CJ Scott.
Jimmy: But same goes to Chris Rage; after the hardcore bout with Johnny Damage! Pain for pleasure, or the other way around... That's Chris Rage's game.
(Ding. Ding. Ding. The bell sounds as the fans explosively let off a loud roar in anticipation of this highly skilled match-up. Both men lock up in the center of the ring and Dark Angel with volatile strength launches Chris Rage into the corner turnbuckle. Rage slightly grins as they square up again with the same result. Rage hits the turnbuckle as Dark Angel follows it up with continuous knee shots into the abdomen.)
Jimmy: Dark Angel is turning Chris Rage into a hacky sac in that turnbuckle, Rudy.
(Whip lashed into the corner, Chris Rage turns the tide and pounds Dark Angel in the face with three jabs)
(Rage grabs the legs of Dark Angel as a loud thud is heard from Angel’s fallen body. Rage starts to interweave legs with Dark Angel as Angel is spring boarded into the top turnbuckle. Angel touches his mouth in pain as Rage puts the match into slow motion with a blatant chokehold.)
(The ref counts to three as Rage releases. Again Rage applies the hold and making Dark Angel gasp for air. Chris Rage backs up and gains a bit of momentum as he rocks the Dark Angel with a clothesline into the turnbuckle. Rage climbs to the middle rope and starts pounding the forehead of Dark Angel. The fans cheer for every single punch until on the tenth final punch Dark Angel counters the attack by pushing Chris Rage half of the length of the ring size.)
Rudolph: Dark Angel just threw Chris Rage like a football!
(Chris Rage retaliates into the corner as Dark Angel raises his arms high in the air at the opposite end of the spectrum. Angel charges like a wild boar with a spear into the chest of Chris Rage. Rage coughs and wheezes, as Dark Angel grabs a head full of black dreads. Angel whispers something into the Rages's ear as Rage plummets head first on the ground with a reverse DDT. Dark Angel quickly hooks the leg and goes for the pin)
1…2…1/4 (Chris Rage easily kicks out)
(Dark Angel decides to go on a scavenger hunt outside the ring. Angel, with the speed of a lion, picks up the chair and swings the chair at Chris Rage. Rage gets his teeth almost knocked out of his gums, as a bit of blood falls from the side of his lip.)
(Dark Angel swings the chair again and nails Chris Rage on his backside. Angel grabs his back in pain, and he rolls out of the ring and onto the cement. Dark Angel follows Chris Rage to the outside, but Chris Rage delivers a low blow to Dark Angel. Dark Angel grabs his groin in pain as Chris Rage sets Dark Angel for an Irish Whip into the Steel Stairs. Chris Rage attempts to launch the Dark Angel but the Dark Angel reversed the attempt, and Rage crashes into the steel steps. Angel tries to pick up Chris Rage, but Rage uses the old faithful eye gauge to regain control. Rage, with immense strength blasts Dark Angel into the cement with a bodyslam. He hops up on the canvas and climbs the top turnbuckle.)
Jimmy: No! Rage is going to do a high-flying manoeuvre on the cement. This is a huge risk!
(Chris Rage climbs the turnbuckles and points at the lying down Dark Angel on the cement floor. Rage springs from the turnbuckle and soars through the air like an airplane. In the nick of time, Dark Angel dodges the flying-knee of Chris Rage. Chris Rage grabs his knee in pain, as sweat drips from his brow. Dark Angel was playing possum as he quickly gets up from the floor and inflates Rage with a running big boot. )
Rudolph: Wow, Chris Rage can take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’.
(Dark Angel rolls the corpse of Chris Rage into the ring as he crawls to the turnbuckle looking for a place to hide. But there’s no hiding in the squared circle as Dark Angel easily finds Chris Rage cowering in the corner. The large girth of Dark Angel shoves Rage against the ropes and slams his flimsy body to the mat as the crowd aw’s the tremendous vigour of Dark Angel. Angel hooks the leg of Chris Rage, going for the pin.)
1…2…3/4 (Chris Rage kicks out after this large array of punishment given by Dark Angel!)
(Frustrated, Angel places the head of Chris Rage in between his thighs and signals for the Final Judgment. The fans erupt as Rage is hoisted into the air. Rage finally awakes and realizes what is happening to him in the midst of Dark Angel’s Final Judgment. In the air, Rage hangs on catching Dark Angel in a firm headlock. Dark Angel slams Rage on his back but consequently Dark Angel gets a huge impact DDT with the sheer force of the Final Judgment! Both men take the punishment of the Final Judgment!!!)
(Both men lay on the mat; there shoulders are pressed on the ground as the ref starts the ten count. )
(1,2,3,4,5,6, the ref continues his count. 7,8,9, on the final ten count, Dark Angel lifts his arm onto the knocked-out corpse of Chris Rage.)
Rudolph: Dark Angel pins Chris Rage!!! Angel pins Rage!!!
1…2… 3/4 (Oh my!!!! Chris Rage kicks out!!!)
(Dark Angel gets onto his feet and places his arms on his ears in shock! He can’t believe what’s happening!)
(Dark Angel panics and throttles the throat of Chris Rage. Rage gasps for fresh air but Angel will not release the illegal chokehold. The Ref starts tapping on the back of Dark Angel but Angel’s disorderly conduct is the main cause of his actions right now. Angel will not release the hold… The Ref is very close to calling this match quits because of Dark Angel’s mad temper. After ten seconds of holding Rage’s respiratory system, finally Dark Angel elevates Rage with an attempt of a choke slam! Dark Angel lifts Rage in this attempt of a choke slam but Rage springs himself off the bouncing top rope of the ring and turns it into a stiff neck breaker with a little bit more gusto! Chris Rage comes back to reality and realizes that he has just completed a modified version of his finisher on Dark Angel as he promptly pins his opponent, the Dark Angel)
1…2…3 (Chris Rage defeats Dark Angel via a modified version of his finisher-the Rage)
Rudolph: That was incredible! Rage just created a modified version for his finishing move!
Jimmy: Dark Angel didn’t know what hit him! Look at him in the ring. It looks like he drank ten pints of tequila!
Rudolph: I had chills in my body after watching the thrashings these men took this match. Well, despite all of the efforts of Dark Angel, he lost his match and moves onto the next round. Congratulations on a hard-fought and very punishing match against Dark Angel. You have immunity Chris Rage!
(The shot cuts over to "Hardcore Hooligan" Johnny Damage sitting in his locker. He is slouching with his bottle of Jim Beam in one hand and a cigarette hanging from his mouth. He looks glazed over, and he doesn't seem to notice the cameraman taping him. After he watches Chris Rage win, he raises his hands and applauds the victory. He claps slowly... So slowly.
Creighton Duke: Uluz! Hey brother, how do you feel about your match up tonight against Tommie Gunn?
Uluz: (bad accent) Well, after my loss to Kurt Stone, I was feeling kind of home sick. So I flew something from Zimbabwe to cheer me up.
Creighton: Really? What is it? *Duke tries to peer inside the dressing room, but Uluz slams his skulled cane down to block Duke's entrance.*
Uluz: You'll just have to wait and see...
(Muse by Cave blasts over the speakers and Tommie Gunn storms out from behind the curtains! The fans erupt and Gunn makes his way to the ring to await his opponent.)
[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around Tommy Jake Gunn as it shows all angles of his handsome face | cutshot to Tommy Jake Gunn flying high in the air like an eagle | Tommy Gunn walking down the aisle | Tommy landing his frog splash, better than anyone could]
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around Uluz | footage of Uluz back on the savannah of Africa | cutshot to Uluz hopping on his right foot | cutshot to Uluz slowly raises his head as his eyes pierce into the camera]
("It began is Africa" Pumps and it gives the audience energy for this battle. A black man who is not Uluz comes out in African garb. He dances his way to the ring. Then another comes out and dances down to the ring. Finally, after a long pause, Uluz steps out and hops on his feet to the ring. When he gets to the ring, Uluz and the other two men wrap their arms around each other in a huddle and continue to dance!)
(Uluz grabs a mic and begins to speak:
Uluz: I was getting lonely here in Emerica, so I flew my companions; Mugwump and Zala over here to give me support.
(Uluz drops the mic and rolls into the ring..)
(Uluz nimbly walks to the top turnbuckle and points from left to right to the audience. The audience go bananas for the African Import.)
(Gunn goes to lunch on Uluz and starts off with a barrage of elbows and jabs. Uluz retreats to the turnbuckle as Gunn gives him a battering ram sort of move in the corner. Uluz falls to the mat in pain as TJG rushes off one turnbuckle and drops his beefy leg onto the throat of the African Import.)
Tommie crawls to the top rope, where he points to the fans just like Uluz had done. He screams in the air with a high voice like a first nations person, and he drops a flying elbow from the top rope onto the chest of Uluz! Uluz holds his chest in pain as Tommie goes for the cover.
1…
(Uluz, with ease, kicks out. Tommie goes back to work on Uluz with a series of moves which include a pancake, an impact drop and an elbow from the second rope.)
(Outside Mugwump and Zala look fearful for their Zulu tribemember in the ring. Uluz rolls out of the ring to catch his breath. "Special Effect" follows Uluz closely so he can’t slither away again. Uluz rolls up into a ball right in front of Jimmy and Rudy.
Jimmy: Armadillo!
(Tommie grabs the Uluz's shoulder, but out of nowhere, Uluz roars at Gunn which totally catches him off guard and he backs up to the ringpost.)
Jimmy: Lion!
(Quickly, Uluz catches up to TJG and he claps his ears. Uluz grabs Gunn's head and slams it forward into the ringpost!)
(Uluz tosses Tommie back into the ring and he’s in hot pursuit. Gunn lays on the mat in pain as Uluz slithers in his direction and starts jabbing him with open fists.)
Jimmy: Snake!
(Uluz wheels start to turn as he begins a lethal assault of kicks into the chest of Tommie Jake Gunn. Uluz falls on his hands, and pushes his legs back with a donkey kick!)
Jimmy: Donkey!
(Gunn takes advantage in the match by applying a beautiful array of moves including a fireman’s carry, a powerslam and a lariot. Uluz lies on the mat and swings his body like a fish out of the sea and lands on his two feet. Like a bull he charges at him, with two hands in front of him. Gunn grabs his right arm, and places an arm bar. Applying the pressure, Uluz weasles his way out of it, and with a handful of Gunn’s hair he tosses him against the ropes. On the return, Uluz lauches his body in the air and while staying in the same position, he does a variation of a drop kick to the chest of Gunn. Uluz pins the "Special Effect".)
1...2...(Kick Out)
Uluz climbs up to the top rope where he signals for his patented African Swallow Dive, the setup to his finisher, "Souled Out". Gunn crawls back on his legs and he notices Uluz on the top rope. He grabs the African Import and throws him a onto the mat. Uluz springs up and down like a slinky. Tommie, climbs to the top rope and raises his arms in the air. Gunn darts up to the top rope and now Uluz is slowly but surely getting back to his feet. The arrogant TJG stretches on the top rope as Uluz finally got up. Gunn flies in the air like an eagle and plants Uluz with a missile drop kick!)
Jimmy: Oh my!
Tommie Jake Gunn pins Uluz, but Mugwump jumps onto the apron, distracting the ref. Zala runs in with the skulled cane and tries to nail Gunn with it. But almost as if by Special Effects, Tommie dodges the blow, and quickly scoop slams Zala onto Uluz! To cover his bases, Gunn runs and clotheslines Mugwump into the guardrail outside. Once again, Tommie climbs to the top turnbuckle as camera flashes almost make him appear to fly in slow motion as he crash lands his Frog Splash onto Uluz and Zala!)
1...2...3 (Tommie Gunn pins Uluz!)
Jimmy: Man! Zala and Uluz got blasted with the Special Effect! That was incredible!
Rudolph: Maybe it was a mistake for Uluz to fly his two friends down. They may have cost him the match!
(Tommie heads backstage and with the help of his friends, Uluz goes back to prepare for another match tonight.)
(There is a brief pause after all of the second round match have been completed...
("Seasons" by Crossbreed blares over the P.A. as "THE Premier Athlete" Cliff Knight walks out onto the ramp. He picks up the mic already waiting for him, then walks side to side trying to hype the crowd.)
CK: My apologies goes out to each one of you. Im sorry you had to be present at a show like this. The worst of the worst squaring off to see who really is the weakest link in the UWA. There's not much more I can say about that. I proved that I am "THE Premier Athlete" on Saturday, when I beat the number 2 seed Shepard Williams, who has since disappeared. Once again, your one and only odds on favorite, me. Now this Saturday we've got a 15 man battle royal. Im not big on these things, but I look forward to it. Instead of weeding out the week, that being everyone but me, I get to beat the hell out of them all in one night. Its great. This is actually one of the best ideas Ive heard in a long time. I mean, why delay the inevitable? You may as well change those odds to 1:1, give me the trophy or whatever it is and call it a night. Damn, being THIS good should be illegal.
Cliff drops the mic back to the ground, plays off to the crowd a bit more and makes his way to the back.)
Jimmy: Well, Soul has issued the first challenge of the next round. Let's get it underway.
Rudolph: He has incredible accuracy with that thing!
(The camera rotates 180 degrees to Soul who is gulping down the last drops of an ice cold pepsi cola as Lynard Skynard’s “Sweet Home Alabama” begins to blare)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swooping around the Shepard Williams in a three-hundred and sixty degree motion | cutshot to Williams pulling out a lasso and accurately catching a goat from about ten meters away | cutshot to Williams signing a few autographs for the little Williamites out there | cutshot to Williams attaining the SCW World Title and strapping it around his waist as the screen slowly fades away]
(Shepard Williams walks down the aisle for the second time tonight. Williams rolls underneath the ropes holding his hip in pain as he awaits the quiet wrestler known as Soul)
Jimmy: Boy, Williams must still be feeling that impact of the support beam!
[What’s on the titantron: A camera three-sixties around Soul to see all angles of his paleness | cutshot to Soul jumping in the air performing his 450 splash | cutshot to Soul pinning a figure on the mat | cutshot to Soul walking down the aisle]
(Soul points his tiny finger at Shepard Williams as he walks down the aisle way into the ring. Soul does not make the same mistake again of jumping onto the middle turnbuckle as he stares into the cowboys’ eyes. Soul looks up to the rafters as the cowboy locks up with the one hundred and ninety pounds of Soul. Shepard Williams immediately knee strikes Soul into the gut. Soul drops down feeling the pain in the abdomen as Williams grabs a head full of hair. Williams unleashes his fury with a dropkick straight into the sternum. Soul tumbles outside the ring.)
(Williams rushes off the opposite end of the ropes and he baseball slides into the face of Soul. The fans erupt as Soul backward somersaults down the aisle. Williams continues the breadth of attacks by slamming the pale face of Soul into the railings. Soul crawls back into the ring as Williams brings a chair with him. Williams starts tapping the chair with his left hand as Soul slowly gets back up to his feet. With the anger of a cow with mad cow disease, Williams swings the chair at a ducking Soul. The chair hits the ropes and bounces off directly hitting Williams back into his face!)
Rudolph: That didn’t work out for Shepard Williams!
(Soul uses this to his advantage as he rests his legs on the second rope for extra leverage pinning the hurt Shepard Williams!)
1…2…3 (Soul defeats Shepard Williams!)
Rudolph: Call it luck or call it a huge misfire, they both are perfectly acceptable… Soul is out of the 16-man unethical tournament!
Jimmy: After a huge misfire from Shepard Williams, Soul capitalized!
Rudolph: Soul lasts another week.
Jimmy: He scores a victory and immunity over Shepard Williams, tonight in Atlanta, Georgia!
Backstage: [Uluz's dressing room: Zala is crying and he is speaking a weird dialect of African to Uluz. Uluz turns to the camera and translates what Zala is saying.]
Uluz: (bad accent)Zala says he has dishonoured himself by costing me the match that I should have won against Tommie Gunn. In turn, he has offered his soul to help me defeat Dark Angel and take his soul as well. I shall accept his offer to give me his soul. It is the only way he can redeem his sin.
(Uluz places his hand on Zala's chest and begins to concentrate. The lights go out, and Zala begins to shake. Beads of sweat pop up and Uluz's forehead as he seems to eerily glow in the dark. When the lights turn back on, Zala is lying on the floor. It looks as though he is sleeping. Mugwump, the other Zulu tribesman looks down in fear as though he could sense Zala's soul in Uluz.)
Jimmy: Boy, this is going to be a weird match. Uluz has just absorbed Zala's soul, and is refreshed to fight again tonight against Dark Angel.
Rudolph: Dark Angel is really big. His weight is pretty much the equivalent of two Uluz's.
[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around the Dark Angel | cutshot to Dark Angel giving a modified version of the tombstone | cutshot to Dark Angel walking down the aisle | cutshot to Dark Angel strapping the XFW Heavyweight belt around his waist]
(Dark Angel makes his way to the ring and prepares to battle the African man.)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around Uluz | footage of Uluz back on the savannah of Africa | cutshot to Uluz hopping on his right foot | cutshot to Uluz slowly raises his head as his eyes pierce into the camera]
(Uluz and Mugwump come dancing down to the ring together feeding off each others dancing ritual. Dark Angel merely watches the odd dance.)
(Ding… Ding… Ding… The bell sounds and this match is about to begin.)
(Uluz bends his knees and begins crouching like a monkey.)
Jimmy: MONKEY!!!
(The two circle each other, and Uluz begins to pat the ring like an ape. Uluz charges at Dark Angel as if he had horns like a bull and Angel like a matador dodges the attack. Uluz ends up in the turnbuckle and Dark Angel tries to grab his opponent. Uluz puts his arms forward and punctures Angel with a two-footed mule kick.)
Jimmy: DONKEY!!!
Rudolph: That’s good Jimmy, you know your animals!
(Angel falls down to the mat and Dark Angel lies on the ground like a snake.)
Jimmy: SNAKE!!!
(Dark Angel places his meaty right hand across the neck of Uluz. Dark Angel finally can get to his feet, as he lifts up Uluz for a chokeslam! Chokeslam! Uluz bounces off the canvas like a frog, and he cowers off in the corner like a rabbit)
Jimmy: RABBIT!!!
(Angel slowly makes it to the corner, and places his left boot across the throat of Uluz. The fans are not pleased to see this African man get the life choked out of him. Dark Angel finally releases the hold. Uluz is still cowering in the corner as Angel approaches. It was a trap. Nguyen holds his own weight up with his arm, and kicks Angel with his two feet as if he were a kangaroo.
Jimmy: KANGAROO!
(Dark Angel is on the mat, and Uluz looks around in astonishment. The crowd begins to cheers louder and louder. Uluz climbs the turnbuckle. Uluz flies through the air like a bird and he nails Dark Angel with the African Swallow Dive a spinning missile drop kick.)
(As Dark Angel lies in a pool of his own blood, Uluz picks Dark Angel up for Souled Out. He places his hand on Dark Angel's chest. With his last ounce of strength, Dark Angel irsh whips Uluz, but Uluz reverses it and irish whips Dark Angel. As Mugwump watches from the outside, he prepares to trip up Dark Angel. But as the see saw match up continues, Dark Angel reverses it for a third time, and instead Uluz goes off the ropes and gets tripped up by Mugwump. Uluz gets up and turns around. He sees Mugwump, in shock! )
(Dark Angel seizes the opportunity and spins Uluz around. He boots him in the belly and when Uluz's head is down, he places his head between his legs. Dark Angel delivers a piledriver-style pedigree and he goes for the pin!)
1...2...3! (Dark Angel defeats Uluz!)
Rudolph: I can't believe it! I think Uluz had this match won! He's one match away from elimination!
Jimmy: Either Uluz or Shepard Williams is going home tonight.
Rudolph: Uluz and Shepard are not only losing, they each have terrible luck!
Backstage: [Uluz's locker room: Now Mugwump is crying, he is praying in African that Uluz will give him back his pride by stealing his soul. Uluz looks at the camera. He translates for Mugwump.])
Uluz: Mugwump says that he has shamed our entire tribe with his dishonourable act out at ringside. I have no choice but to take his soul so he can go on living his life as an empty shell of a man.
(Uluz performs the same procedure and Mugwump is lying on the ground convulsing. Uluz flexes his biceps and utters a silent prayer for the upcoming match.)
Jimmy: Africa seems like kind of a creepy place, all this stealing souls and stuff. man...
(The scene cutshots to Shepard Williams who is out and about in a brightly lit hallway with Creighton Duke’s mic in his face.)
Creighton Duke: What’s happening Shepard Williams? You are looking much like an egg… a scrambled egg that is!
(The Duke laughs at his poorly-made joke as Sheppard Williams nervously looks into the eyes of Creighton Duke)
Shepard Williams: (Williams slaps the hat right off the head of Creighton Duke and steals the mic away from Creighton Duke) Duke… I'll show ya the meaning of a southern ass whoopin’… And thats all I got to say about that!
(In a thunderous fury, Shepard Williams picks up the Duke on his shoulders and begins to spin him in circles in the hallway of the Phillips Arena with the Duke on top of him. Williams gives a smile to the camera as he backs up and slams the Duke hard into the brick wall. The mortar around the bricks appears to be broken in the spot where Duke’s back was deliberately slammed. Williams continues his fit of rage as he continues to hold the Duke on his shoulders. Out of nowhere… the camera can see it… but Williams can’t. A figure is creeping up from behind. It’s Uluz!!! Uluz has a bit of compassion inside of him as he does a head first charge buckling the knees of Sheppard Williams. A loud thud marks the noise of Creighton Duke’s hurt corpse hitting the ground as Williams lumbers his way towards the curtain.)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swooping around the Shepard Williams in a three-hundred and sixty degree motion | cutshot to Williams pulling out a lasso and accurately catching a goat from about ten meters away | cutshot to Williams signing a few autographs for the little Williamites out there | cutshot to Williams attaining the SCW World Title and strapping it around his waist as the screen slowly fades away]
(“Sweet Home Alabama” bursts out loud as Shepard Williams regains composure and straightens his red-collared sweatshirt. Williams walks down the aisle in a bad mood as he rolls under the bottom rope into the ring. He pulls out his lasso in the centre of the ring and starts swinging it approximately 20 feet high up in the air. The fans aw his remarkable skill with the lasso.)
(“It Began in Africa” begins to blare in the ears of the sold out crowd in the Phillips Centre as Uluz produces a huge pop when he appears at the entrance way.)
[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around Uluz | footage of Uluz back on the savannah of Africa | cutshot to Uluz hopping on his right foot | cutshot to Uluz slowly raises his head as his eyes pierce into the camera]
(With the skulled cane by his side, Uluz shimmies his way down the aisle with eyes piercing on Shepard Williams like cigarettes.)
Rudolph: This is a highly-anticipated match-up and our first immunity main event ever in the Ultimate Survivor!
Jimmy: We cannot forget who these guys fought in their first rounds... The match that I think that may have an influence on this match was the Shepard Williams versus Cliff Knight. We saw these two wrestlers go to the edge and back performing new innovative moves. But I think that Williams got the raw end of the deal in this match. And this beating that he took may have an effect on this match.
(The fans are going wild as Uluz and Shepard Williams meet in the core of the ring. Shepard and Uluz stare each other in the eyes… one of these wrestlers is leaving tonight, but which one?)
(After ten seconds of silence and staring, both wrestlers all of a sudden start exchanging shot for shot! Uluz starts unloading fist after fist on the frame of Shepard Williams until he recoils into the corner. Williams’ just lets Uluz chop him into chop suey, as he explodes eighteen furious punches into the abdomen of Shepard Williams. The fans go bananas as Williams folds like a cheap tent onto the mat!
Jimmy: Look at Uluz, he’s just massacring Shepard Williams all the way back to the state of Alabama!
(After that viscosity breakdown by Uluz, he begins to throttle Shepard Williams into the corner with his bony knee. Williams gasps for air as Uluz releases the knee manifestation. Uluz starts the ceremonial hop on one foot. Shepard Williams is irate after Uluz is dancing in the centre of the ring. Shepard Williams pulls himself up from the gutter and devours Uluz with a clothesline from Hell. Uluz squirms on the mat, as Shepard Williams climbs the top rope. With a loud roar from the crowd, the cowboy flies fifteen feet in the air dropping his beafy body on the lying corps of Uluz with a Swanton Bomb! The fans detonate as Williams hooks the leg for the pin.)
Jimmy: This could be over!
1…2…1/4 (Uluz kicks out!)
(Shepard Williams smirks at Uluz as he lifts the African man off the mat and Irish whips him into the ropes. Williams drops his head, but Uluz stops in the nick of time. Uluz, with the force of an antelope, plants the head of Williams into the canvas. Charging off the ropes as quick as a rabbit, Uluz unleashes a running leg drop onto the cowboy from Alabama. Uluz goes for the cover.)
1… (Shepard Williams kicks out!)
(Uluz begins to walk on all fours and pretends to be a tarantula spider. He starts picking away at Shepard Williams who is resting on the mat. Concentrating on the eye, Uluz swats with his left toe and then jabs with his right fist; Shepard doesn’t know what to do. After getting tangled by Uluz’s web, Uluz climbs the top rope. Williams observes the entire situation and stands up, trying to teach Uluz a lesson in high-flying wrestling. But it was too late. Uluz ascends nailing Williams with a twisting drop kick from the top rope! Uluz, as fast as an African Swallow, hooks the leg of Shepard Williams for the cover.)
1…2… ¾ (Shepard Williams kicks out!)
(Shepard Williams remains on the ground- battered and bruised as the tribesman from Zimbabwe scrambles up the turnbuckle. But Shepard Williams is quicker than expected to get up. Williams revives himself and discovers Uluz on the top turnbuckle. A gust of wind would probably knock this African Tribesman off the sturdy turnbuckle, but Uluz balances himself on the top. Williams, ill tempered, sweeps at the feet of Uluz. But Uluz hops in the air and jumps up on the ring post (not the turnbuckle). Shepard Williams cannot reach Uluz in this position, so he begins to hike his way up the turnbuckle. Uluz is still trying to maintain his balance like a totem pole, as Shepard Williams has both of his feet on the second turnbuckle. Shepard sweeps his arms again at the feet of Uluz but Uluz bounces up and over Shepard Williams attaching his legs to the hips of Williams. Uluz does a forward summersault using the leverage of the ropes hanging onto the Williams by the hips. With his explosive leg strength, Uluz performs a second rope powerbomb using his legs and holding onto the ropes for leverage!!!)
Jimmy: Wow, that was amazing! Have you ever seen that before Rudy?
Rudolph: No, I haven’t.
(But it’s not over! Shepard Williams stumbles to his feet almost as if he was under the influence. Uluz stares at Williams, who no longer has piercing eyes like cigarettes and places his arm around the belly of Shepard Williams. He whispers a few Zimbabwe words into Williams ear until he is planted in the ground with a reverse-downward spiral!)
Rudolph: Oh my!
Jimmy: Uluz does have a few tricks up his sleeve; he’s learning how to wrestle!
(Uluz places his hand gently on the chest of Shepard Williams as the ref starts the count. The Phillips Centre slowly begins to darken as the ring is illuminated with a bright white light for the count)
1…2…3 (Uluz beats Shepard Williams with a revised version of “Souled Out”!)
Jimmy: Je-sus! Williams is gone! Williams is gone!
Rudolph: The first man eliminated from the Ultimate Survivor is Shepard Williams!!!
(The entire atmosphere in the Phillips Centre is pitch-black until Uluz starts to shine as a bright white colour.)
Rudolph: Uh oh, I was kinda afraid this would happen… This is not going to be pretty… We are actual going to witness Uluz stealing another man Soul.
(Shepard Williams is flat on the mat like a pancake as Uluz grabs his ceremonial cane. Uluz says a few prayers and places Williams’ arms out like an angel. It’s entire darkness in the arena; only Uluz and Williams are lit up. All of a sudden, Uluz’s body illuminates to a speckled red colour, as a stream of red light transfers from Shepard Williams to Uluz’s body. Uluz makes it all look so real, the soul from Shepard Williams is now a part of Uluz. (Kinda like the movie "Fraility" where the man can see the hidden sins inside that person)
Jimmy: I can’t believe this… Uluz has just “stolen” the soul of Shepard Williams!
(Uluz is drained of energy, as he rolls out of the ring. Uluz grabs Shepard Williams lasso that’s resting on the turnbuckle and he carries himself back to the locker room. Shepard Williams slowly gets back up dazed and confused and he saunters off to the locker room)
Jimmy: So what does this mean? Will Shepard Williams personality rub onto Uluz? Or does Uluz just get some of his energy? Or what? So many unanswered questions about Uluz.
(The fans start their chant as Shepard Williams makes the walk of shame... Nah, nah, nah, nah… nah, nah, nah, nah… hey, hey, hey… good bye… the fans chant as Shepard Williams leaves the Philips Centre and the Ultimate Survivor forever)
Rudolph: Zang, Soul, Rex Butler, Dark Angel, Chris Rage, Uluz and Tommie Jake Gunn all have immunity!
Jimmy: Shepard Williams leaves the Ultimate Survivor empty handed, well, except for all those bruises and knocked out teeth!
Rudolph: We’ll see the entire Ultimate Survivor roster turning up the heat in Winnipeg, Manitoba in our 15-man Battle Royal followed by the immunity fatal four way main event!
Jimmy: Good night, folks!
| Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3 | Round 4 | The First Man Kicked Out of the Ultimate Survivor is: |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uluz | Zang | Shepard | Shepard | |
| "Tha Answer" Kurt Stone | ||||
| "Hardcore Hooligan" | Shepard Williams | |||
| Chris Rage | ||||
| Soul | Soul | Soul | ||
| The Mortician | ||||
| Chris Copeland | Rex Butler | |||
| "Special Effects" Tommy Gunn | ||||
| Randy Johnston | Dark Angel | Dark Angel | Uluz | |
| Chris Reynolds | ||||
| Zang | Chris Rage | |||
| "The Icon" JT Dolar | ||||
| Dark Angel | Uluz | Uluz | ||
| C.J. Scott | ||||
| Shepard Williams | Tommie Jake Gunn | |||
| "The Premier Athlete" Cliff Knight | ||||
