LOCATION: Washington, District of Columbia
ARENA: MCI Center
DATE: May 9, 2002
REMAINING WRESTLERS: 14
  • IMMUNITY MAIN EVENT: Mortician VS Dark Angel: Casket Match (The wrestler sealed in the casket loses and leaves the Ultimate Wrestling Alliance)

White Bean Match
(The loser goes to the immunity steel cage match at our next card in Toronto, Ontario)
(The winner fights in a singles match in our next card in Toronto, Ontario)
Rex Butler VS Chris Reynolds

Blue Bean Match
(The loser goes to the immunity steel cage match at our next card in Toronto, Ontario)
(The winner fights in a singles match in our next card in Toronto, Ontario)
Icon/Ixon VS C.J. Scott

Yellow & Green Bean Match
(The losers go to the immunity steel cage match at our next card in Toronto, Ontario)
(The winners fight in a singles match in our next card in Toronto, Ontario)
Johnny Damage & Chris Rage VS Uluz & Chris Copeland

Red Bean Match
(The loser goes to the immunity steel cage match at our next card in Toronto, Ontario)
(The winner fights in a singles match in our next card in Toronto, Ontario)
Tommie Jake Gunn VS Kurt Stone

Orange Bean Match
(The loser goes to the immunity steel cage match at our next card in Toronto, Ontario)
(The winner fights in a singles match in our next card in Toronto, Ontario)
Zang VS Cliff Knight

IMMUNITY MAIN EVENT
Black Bean Match
Casket Match
(He, who is sealed in the casket is kicked out of the Ultimate Wrestling Alliance this card)
(He, who isn't sealed in the casket has immunity and will get the night off in Toronto, Ontario)
Dark Angel VS The Mortician


(The best technology of pyrotechnics goes off to signify the beginning of the third card of the Ultimate Survivor! Dark turns into light as a picture of Rudolph appears)

Rudolph: Welcome to the our third showing of the Ultimate Survivor in the beautiful city of Washington, District of Columbia!
Jimmy: This has greatness written ALLLL over it! Our starting bout has been a feud circulating for quite some time now. Butler made his appearance after demolishing Chris Reynolds through a table. And Reynolds has been waiting for revenge ever since this. Here is his opportunity.
Rudolph: Our second match is a David versus Goliath style match up. We have the smaller but still heavily skilled wrestler CJ Scott squaring up against the likes of JT Dolar… or Ixon. Whichever face is better I guess…
Jimmy: In a tag team style match up, the friendship of Uluz and Chris Copeland will be against the hardcore style and mutual respect of Chris Rage and Johnny Damage. Will see which one is better to have… a friendship or a mutual respect.
Rudolph: Our fourth match marks a certain quietness and uncertainty. It’s FWF superstar against the handsome and flawless Five-star Tommie Jake Gunn.
Jimmy: The fifth match should be quite a serious match. We may see a few members from law enforcement in this one after Cliff Knight sent a few tapes to the police about Zang’s brutal murders. Zang and the old man may be fugitives on the run for the rest of their lives because the old man DOES NOT want to go back to prison.
Rudolph: In the immunity main event, the biggest match of the night… is a casket match with the two dark and mysterious individuals of the Ultimate Survivor. The wrestler sealed in the casket tonight is leaving! Mortician or Dark Angel… Jimmy…

(Rudely, interrupted by Muse - "Cave". Tommie Jake Gunn as straight as an arrow walks to the ring, mic in hand. The fans are cheering this handsome man as he begins to shout in an angry tone of voice in the microphone!

Tommie Jake Gunn: Kurt Stone! (The fans boo) I want you RIGHT NOW, in a pre-match brawl!

(He licks his lips nervously as Linkin Park - "In The End" Kurt Stone’s intro begins to play as Kurt Stone is running to ring like a frantic maniac! Gunn is on his feet ready for action as Kurt Stone comes running at him with a swinging forearm. Gunn ducks the shot! And kicks Stone into his washboard abs. Gunn goes for a swinging neck breaker, but Stone pushes Gunn off the ropes hoisting him up and shattering his spine with a reverse-Samoan Drop! The fans go wild as the Refs storm the ring like a swarm of bees holding off these two young, hungry and reckless wrestlers from tearing each other apart!

Rudolph: Boy! These two guys want to kill each other!
Jimmy: Save it for the match boys... We have Chris Reynolds versus Rex Butler on the way!

Chris Reynolds VS Rex Butler

Jimmy: Now Chris Reynolds has his chance to make amends for the wrongdoing he received at the hands of Rex Butler a few weeks back. Reynolds is still undefeated, plus he won the battle Royal insuring that he wouldn’t have to battle in the Elimination Casket Match tonight.
Rudolph: Rex on the other hand has been very quiet, preparing for what he calls this; his first REAL challenge.
Jimmy: Ironically enough Reynolds’ nickname is “The Real Deal” and we’re sure he’ll show up ready to party.

(Cold - "Gone Away" begins to jam, and the crowd rise to their feet! Chris Reynolds walks out and raises his hands, and the crowd gets even louder! Reynolds rolls into the ring and awaits the entrance of his opponent.)

[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around Chris Reynolds three-hundred and sixty degrees | cutshot to Reynolds landing a top rope elbow onto the chest of an unknown figure | cutshot showing a figure tapping out from his modified sharpshooter – the Endless Abandonment | cutshot to Chris Reynolds with EWWF title on his shoulder as he taps it twice]

(Rex Butler comes out, he has no music for some weird reason, and he appears to not want to fight the man in the ring. He cautiously makes his way to the ring, and enters.)

[What’s on the titantron: Nothing…. Absolutely nothing.]

(Reynolds walks quickly towards Rex Butler, and Butler puts his head through the ropes. The ref stops the prelude to action and makes Reynolds wait until Butler is ready. Rex Butler prepares himself again and then stares at Reynolds. Reynolds comes in again and Butler panics, putting his head between the ropes. This time, Reynolds ignores the ref, and stomps Butler down. Rex looks surprised that the attack came through, and he tries to run to the outside.)

(Reynolds grabs him by his wrestling attire and pulls him back into the ring. Reynolds performs a beautiful German suplex, and Butler is stunned in the middle of the ring. Rex is slowly crawling backwards, away from his assailant. Reynolds grabs Butler again and applies a standing ankle lock. Butler screams like a bitch, but he manages to make it to the ropes.)
(Chris looks like a man possessed as he continues to do bad things in the ring to Rex Butler. Butler is on the ground, semi-conscious. Reynolds climbs to the top rope and executes one of his favorite moves- the flying elbow smash! Butler looks as though he’s out of commission and Reynolds grabs his legs! Reynolds looks back and forth at the crowd ! Reynolds delivers the Endless Abandonment, a sharpshooter from a lion tamer position and Rex Butler taps out almost instantly!)

Chris Reynolds defeats Rex Butler

Rudolph: He delivers that move with such precision, that anyone here in the UWA should fear this man.

(Reynolds refuses to let go until Butler stops fighting the pain and embraces the world of darkness. Reynolds celebrates with the crowd, when a mysterious man enters the ring. He is wearing a leather jacker that says “Indiana Terminator” on it, and he proceeds to smash Rex Butler in the head with a steel chair painted blue, with the words PAIN, in yellow on the seat. The man smashes Rex Butler one more time before heading back into the crowd. Reynolds doesn’t know what to make of what just happened.)

Rudolph: Well Reynolds remains undefeated here in the UWA, and tonight he proved why.
Jimmy: Umm, someone should get a doctor for Rex Butler, he looks pretty messed up right now.

Blue Bean Match
Icon/Ixon VS C.J. Scott

(A crew of EMT's rush to Rex Butler who is currently lying in a pool of his own sweat and blood. The EMT's work quickly and carry Rex Butler out of the arena. The sirens of an ambulance is heard from a distance...)

Jimmy: It seems like bad things tend to happen to the opponents of Chris Reynolds!
Rudolph: One of UWA’s finest legends Pain Express has returned to the UWA and entered the Ultimate Survivor!
Jimmy: That is groundbreaking news. Pain Express is back, I remember him. He was in the finals of the 32-man tournament and came in second with the Tombola of UWAola. He never won anything though.
Rudolph: It’s great to see your face back here Pain Express.
Jimmy: In our second match, we have a David versus Goliath style match up. We have at one end of the spectrum a cocky CJ Scott 6 foot 1 inch and 220 pounds and we have the Goliath Icon 6 foot 5, 287 pounds of pure muscle mass. This may be a factor this match.

(The scene cutshots to CJ Scott taping his hands up in the locker room. Then it quickly cutshots to JT Dolar who is jumping up and down near the entrance way)

Rudolph: This should be a goody!

[What’s on the titantron: The camera at a snail's pace swoops around “The Icon” who looks happy | cutshot to JT signs a few autographs for the fans | cutshot to Ixon giving a suicide dive to a figure laying on the ground | cutshot to Ixon crushing a figure with the Cash Flow | cutshot to JT with the CWF championship around the waist walking to the ring]

(Pink Floyd - "Money" blares as the fans get off their seats to check out the Ultimate Survivor’s superstar JT Dolar slowly make his way down the aisle)

Rudolph: Icon’s been quiet as of late…

(The Icon rolls into the ring and springs against the ropes to check for ring stability. He looks up in the air in the rafters and sees a figure gaining his placement high up. The voice of Chad Kroeger brightens up the faces of the crowd as Nickelback - "How you Remind Me" blares into the ears of the audience)

[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around CJ Scott as it shows features such as his long brown pony-tail and his moustache and goatee | cutshot to the current champion of the RWW CJ Scott with the Global Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist | cutshot to CJ Scott signing a few autographs for the fans | cutshot to CJ Scott applying a katai-jamai to a figure that is definitely struggling and hurting from it | cutshot to CJ pinning a figure for the easy 1-2-3]

Jimmy: Well, CJ Scott has been doing a number on a bunch of six-graders… Let’s see how he does against a spilt personality 6 feet plus monster of a man.

(CJ Scott points at Icon and charges at him with a running drop kick arrowing him into the corner. Ding. Ding. Ding. The bell sounds with CJ Scott giving a round of knife-edge chops to the Icon. Scott looks at a roaring crowd as he slaps the Icon in the chest one final time. Icon crouches down into the position of a suplex. Scott attempts to lift the sleeping giant of his feet but Icon blocks it with his right foot. Scott tries again and prevails lifting and crashing the behemoth into the ground! With a bull charge off the ropes, Scott drops an elbow on the massive frame of the Icon.)

Jimmy: The Icon is still smiling after receiving all this punishment by CJ Scott. That’s kinda weird.

(Scott raises his arms in the air and notions with a loud pop from the crowd. Icon saunters to the ropes as Scott irish whips the Goliath against the ropes. Icon comes back swinging but the smaller man ducks the beefy arm. On the return, Scott drops the big man down with a drop-toe hold. CJ Scott immediately goes for the pin.)

1… (Kick Out!)

(CJ Scott grabs JT Dolar by ear and launches him against the ropes. With stunning strength, Scott powerslams the Icon into the mat causing a 1.1 on the Richter scale. Scott continues his barrage of by trampling the Icon down with a cross body into a pin)

1... 1/3 (The big man kicks out!)

(Scott continues the carnage by hoisting the big man up in the air with an Olympic Slam. The Icon has no offense; everything he tries doesn't work! His punches don't do anything; Icon is like a steam engine without the steam!)

Jimmy: Icon is fighting with an empty tank of gas.

(The behemoth regroups by rolling underneath the ropes near Jimmy and Rudolph. CJ Scott follows the split personality of Icon to the outer ring and jabs him directly into the spleen. Icon turns around with the angriest look on his face!!! Icon turns into Ixon!)

Jimmy: What a monster!

(CJ Scott slightly looks frightened and elbows Ixon into the temple with a swinging right elbow. It has no effect. He slashes Ixon in the temple again but to no avail. Ixon is angered as he grabs CJ Scott by the throat. The ref rolls underneath the ropes but CJ Scott cleverly nails Ixon with a swift kick in the groin. Ixon immediately lets go of the hold as CJ Scott steels the chair Creighton Duke was sitting on. The ref does his best to stop the ruthlessness of Scott before the chair comes crashing onto the forehead of Ixon! A trail of blood oozes down from the hairline of Ixon.)

Jimmy: CJ Scott claims that making his opponents bleed is an award in itself! He’s showing it tonight!

(CJ Scott is grinning as blood drips from his opponents’ forehead. But Ixon, the monster, just takes to the blow to the forehead; it has no effect! CJ Scott backs up a few steps and three sixties while doing a windmill with the chair; he swings the chair drumming the top of Ixon’s head! Ixon falls down like a 260 lbs bag of potatoes as CJ Scott smiles and tosses the rotting carcass into the ring.)

(Ixon is still on his feet as CJ Scott grabs Ixon with a katah-jamai. Scott dives down crashing the neck of Ixon onto his shoulders. As quickly as possible, CJ Scott hooks the leg of Ixon)

1…2…3 (CJ Scott destroys Ixon!)

Rudolph: The main lesson CJ Scott gave to his class was to “know your opponent”. He undressed Ixon because he did exactly what he said; He knew his opponent.

Green & Yellow Beans Match
Uluz and Chris Copeland vs Chris Rage and Johnny Damage

Rudolph: We have quite an interesting team here. Johnny Damage is teamed up with Chris Rage even though these two were nemesis’ in their past.
Jimmy: These two have to get along in this match or else… They’re doomed.

(Chris Rage is waiting in the back hopping up and down.)

[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around showing the figure of Chris Rage from all angles | cutshot to Chris Rage walking down the aisle to his theme music | cutshot to Chris Rage performing a neckbreaker from the top rope | cutshot to Chris slapping on the Cobra Clutch | cutshot to Chris Rage on the turnbuckle with the UCW Tag-Team Championship as the scene fades away]

(Chris Rage heads down to ringside and the fans cheer loudly with Amen - "Last Time" playing. Some boo, but most love watching this hardcore Icon do his thing in the ring.)

(“Hardcore Hooligan” plays by Business and the camera goes backstage. Hooligan walks over to the dressing room of Uluz and kicks in the door. Uluz looks shocked and he glances over.

Johnny Damage: Time to get a beating!
Uluz: I can’t find my partner! Have you seen Chris Copeland?
Damage: Your mindgames won’t work on us Uluz!
Uluz: I’m seriously serious! Where is Copeland!
Damage: Well, if you are telling the truth, you are gonna get smashed tonight!

[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around the Hardcore Hooligan as he looks extremely angry. He swats the camera like a fly | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan is on the top rope with a barbed wire wrapped around his body as a figure is laying upon a table. Hooligan jumps 15 meters out of the air and annihilates the figure by causing extreme pain from the barbed wire | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan with his WCHW Hardcore belt around his waist | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan angrily looking at the camera guzzling on a beer | Hardcore Hooligan getting rocked through a table | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan kicking a barbed wire soccer ball]

(Johhny Damage heads to the ring with his Singapore cane and Soccer ball covered in barbed wire! The Business - "Hardcore Hooligan" plays as the fans cheer for Johhny Damage. He rolls into the ring. Rage and Damage stare at each other uneasily.)

(Backstage: Uluz is pacing back and forth and a backstage producer informs him that even though Copeland has yet to get to the arena, he must still go out and fight, or get counted out.)

Uluz: This is bad, I can’t believe my friend missed his flight. I guess I have to defend our honor tonight alone. Chris Copeland, I do this because you are my only friend, and I want us to be successful.

(And so, the lovable African Import heads to the ring… with Chemical Brothers - "It Began in Africa" playing... He's Alone.)

[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around Uluz | footage of Uluz back on the savannah of Africa | cutshot to Uluz hopping on his right foot | cutshot to Uluz slowly raises his head as his eyes pierce into the camera]

(Uluz hops to the ring ceremoniously and the crowd erupts for one of the most unusual wrestlers in the UWA. Uluz enters the ring and the bell rings.)

(Hardcore Hooligan decides to start the match first. Uluz looks nervous but he goes and locks up with the hardcore wrestler. Hooligan boots Uluz in the gut and Uluz collapses. Hardcore Hooligan picks Uluz up by his mini afro and places Uluz into a delayed suplex. Hooligan lets the blood rush to his head and lets the import think long and hard about the events of the match thus far.)

(Hooligan looks over at Rage and Rage extends his hand. Hooligan tags out and Rage enters. He stomps down on Uluz and pulls him up by his mini afro. Uluz makes a weak punch that doesn’t seem to affect the Anti-Hero. Rage delivers a short order clothesline and Uluz flips through the air like a leaf in the wind.)

Jimmy: We’ve just received word that Chris Copeland is in the vicinity and is on his way to the arena!
Rudolph: Call me crazy, but I think that this match will be over before Copeland even gets here.

Uluz, with shades of Shepard Williams, gets up and yells “Ride em Cowboy!” and nails Rage with a dropkick! Uluz applies a CRIPPLER CROSSFACE, a move learned at the hands of Chris Copeland, and Rage struggles to get free. Hooligan enters the ring, using the odd man advantage and kicks Uluz.)

(Uluz looks drained of motivation knowing that no one awaits him in the corner for a tag, but he refuses to give up. Hardcore Hooligan swings his bony fists into the even bonier anorexic body of Uluz. Uluz takes it like the soul stealer he is and Hooligan rolls out of the ring searching for the nearest weapon. The ref can’t do a single thing about it as Damage swings his chair wildly into the forehead of the African import. Rage extends his hand for the tag and they stare each other down as Uluz staggers up to his feet. Damage throws the chair up into the air and Rage catches it and on the way down swings it again into the forehead of Uluz! Hooligan chuckles on the outside of the ropes. Rage hooks the leg and pins the African tribesman.)

1…2…1/4 (Uluz kicks out reaching deep into his stomach of souls)

(Uluz is still in fear of fighting the match all alone as he suddenly reaches out and pokes Rage in his scarred flesh. But Rage reaches into his repertoire of moves and starts driving his elbows into the shoulders of Uluz. Rage then drags Uluz in the center of the ring and applies the Cobra Clutch. Johnny Damage smiles on the outside as Uluz is getting torn apart with the cobra clutch submission. Uluz, drained of energy, after ten seconds of punishment he finally reaches for the ropes and the Ref puts the move into halt.)

(Rage tags out to Hooligan, who grabs a table from the outside! Hooligan drapes the table in the corner and lies Uluz face first on the table. Hooligan vaults himself off of Chris Rage’s back and stomps Uluz head through the god damned table!)

(The crowd gasps as Uluz falls over. Hooligan goes for a cover.)

1…2…3/4! Uluz digs down deep and kicks out. Hooligan looks shocked that this man can take so much pain! Hooligan tags to Rage who ties Uluz up in the ropes and flurries him with a barrage of elbow strikes to the jaw and nose. The fans have had enough of this beating, but Uluz won’t give up! Blood pours from Uluz’s nose and mouth as Rage unties him and lets him fall to the ground.)

Jimmy: We’ve just got word that Copeland is at the arena!

(A shot goes to outside as a Corvette squeals to a halt as Chris Copeland hops from the car already in his wrestling gear. He jogs around the halls in the backstage area and finds the entrance! The fans cheer as he arrives at ringside. But rather than attempt to clear the ring and save his pal, he nonchalantly takes his place in the corner and holds out his hand for the tag.)

(Chris Rage in partaking in whipping Uluz with barbed wire and Uluz yelps like a wounded animal. Upon seeing Copeland, he uses his last effort to spin around and catch Rage with a donkey kick! Rage falls against the turnbuckle, but he has an idea!)

(Uluz is dead on his feet staring at Copeland and holding out his hand for help. Copeland tries to cheer to get Uluz back in the match, but his poor body has taken so much damage.)

(Chris Rage delivers a blockbuster-style neckbreaker off the top rope, taking Uluz to the mat! Rage goes for the cover!)

1…2…3! Chris Rage and Hardcore Hooligan defeat Uluz and Chris Copeland.

(Copeland helps pick up his buddy with a smirk. He helps carry the bloodied African backstage to seek medical treatment. The fans boo as Copeland looks at the crowd. It seems the fans feel let down by the Masterminds late arrival.)

Rudolph: Chris Copeland is a Liar. He is a backstabbing, good-for-nothing... Jerk
Jimmy: Yeah, but he didn’t even wrestle tonight! He’ll be fresh as a daisy for the Immunity Event in four days!
Rudolph: I’d bet my life that Copeland COULD have made it on time, but he chose not to.
Jimmy: Well, we’ll see how this pans out.

(Hooligan searches under the ring and grabs two beers. He gives one to Rage and the two hesitantly shake hands. They down their beers and after their moment of respect, they each grab a weapon. The two nod at each other in mutual respect before teeing off using a Singapore cane and a steel chair! The two eventually fall down and roll out of the ring and head backstage.)

Red Bean Match
Tommie Jake Gunn VS Kurt Stone

Rudolph: We’ve already seen these two athletes fight in a so-called pre-match brawl. But let’s see how they fight in the squared circle.

(Cutshot to Ashleigh Engels in the backroom massaging the sculptured shoulders of Tommie Jake Gunn. The camera turns a one hundred eighty degrees to Kurt Stone who looks determined walking through the darkened hallway of the MCI Centre. He pops his head into the locker room of Tommie Jake Gunn and shakes his head in disgust at Ahleigh Engels.)

[What’s on the titantron: The camera swoops around “Tha Answer” Kurt Stone one time as he cockily smirks | cutshot to Kurt Stone pointing and talking to a figure in the microphone | cutshot to Kurt Stone signing a few autographs and rubbing a young boy on the head | cutshot to Kurt Stone performing True Impact – a suplex converted into a DDT]

(Kurt Stone, throws his hands up in the air as the crowd roars for this talented FWF superstar. He lightly jogs to the ring like a boxer training for a fight as Linkin Park - "In The End" blares in the ears of his fans. He steps onto the canvas and climbs the middle turnbuckle earning the hollers of the crowd)

(Within the blink of an eye, the song changes to Muse - "Cave". The fans cheer this handsome little devil on as he struts his way to the ring. He plops himself onto the canvas and stares directly into the eyes of Kurt Stone. The bell sounds like a whisper to these focused wrestlers. Ding. Ding. Ding.)

Rudolph: Let’s get it on!

(Jimmy looks at Rudolph funnily as Stone and Gunn meet in the center of the ring. They stare eye to eye, in almost complete silence, until Stone unloads his fists of fury. Gunn does the same as they exchange shot for shot with an audience one hundred per cent behind these two competitors. Gunn shoves Stone a football first down’s length into the turnbuckle and shows off his muscular body. Engels on the outside smiles at the sheer strength of Tommie Jake Gunn)

Jimmy: C’mon! Fight!

(“Tha Answer” slowly approaches Tommie Jake Gunn and raises his hands in the sign for a mercy fight. Gunn reaches up for Stones hands, but Stone stomps his crotch viciously. Gunn leans over in a gutty pain and Stone piledrives his pretty head to the mat. The crowd cheers as Stone swings his arms around, then slams his elbow into Gunn's mouth.)

1...1/4 (Gunn kicks out and with the speed of a dog with rabies gets to his feet)

(Kurt Stone turns around in time to see Gunn drive his beefy shoulder into Stone’s weakened gut. Winded, Stone pulls himself to his feet and rests against the ropes. Gunn rushes in and delivers a spear. Stone flies between the ropes and crashes to the mats below! Tommie Jake Gunn follows the dazed and confused Kurt Stone outside the ring where he attempts an irish whip into the steel steps. Kurt Stone, with stunning stamina, reverses the whip and with the marksmanship of a sniper, snipes Gunn into the steel steps! The fans detonate like a time bomb as Kurt Stone drives his bony elbow into the temple of a turnbuckle resting Tommie Jake Gunn)

(Stone unleashes a highly pitched laughter after performing this manoeuvre. Ashleigh Engels looks in surprise as Stone, with a head full of brown hair, chucks Tommie Gunn like a steamroller into the ring. Kurt Stone pins the daunted man.)

1…2… 1/3 (Tommie Gunn, with a viscosity breakdown kicks out, causing Kurt Stone to land right in front of Ashleigh Engels)

(Engels, with her high-heel toe, pokes a hole in the cheek of Kurt Stone as she madly smiles. The fans are booing Ashleigh’s unreasonable antiques as Kurt Stone finally arrives to his feet. Tommie Jake Gunn and the Referee appear to be having a conversation in the ring about the immunity match tonight. Kurt Stone crawls up the body of Ashleigh Engels, looking pitiful-battered and bruised. Engels swings her hand but the quickness of Kurt Stone catches her smooth and silk arm. Tommie Gunn sees the occurrences and baseball slides Kurt Stone in the back of the Medulla Oblongata. Kurt Stone lands on top of Ashleigh Engels almost looking like a sexual position.)

Jimmy: Why is Ashleigh Engels out here anyhow? I thought that she was with Uluz last time.
Rudolph: But now she switched to Tommie Jake Gunn…
Jimmy: It appears that she’s becoming the accompaniments of wrestlers who are opposed to Kurt Stone!
Rudolph: She’s either very sadistic, or very sweet!
Jimmy: (looks at Rudy) I would put my money on the former than the latter.

(Tommie Gunn continues his wrath by forging a jumping pile driver on the mats on the outer ring. He tosses Stone in the ring like a bad habit as Gunn goes for the cover)

1…2… 1/4 (The madness of Kurt Stone gave him that kick out!)

(Gunn maintains control by non-chilantly grabbing Stone by his strands of brown hair. Stone, like a slippery snake, manages to get behind Gunn and performs a German suplex! Stone, with the quickness of a monkey climbs the top rope as Gunn blindly stands up on his feet. Soaring through the air like an eagle, Stone collapses the corpse of Tommie Jake Gunn with a missile drop kick. He quickly goes for the cover.)

1…2…3/4 (Tommie Gunn kicks out!)

Jimmy: Wow, did you see the height on Stone’s drop kick?

(Stone, in a nervous breakdown combined with the electricity of the audience… hoists the 245-pound pretty-boy in the suplex position… Stone looks at Ashleigh on the outside as the head of Tommie Jake Gunn comes crashing down into the mat like a revolver. Kurt Stone quickly covers Tommie Jake Gunn, but Ashleigh is trying to pull Stone off of Gunn! The Ref sees all this unfold, but Stone boots Ashleigh in the face with his kicks! Stone turns his body right-around and now covers Tommie Jake Gunn!)

1…2…3 (Kurt Stone pins Tommie Jake Gunn!)

Rudolph: We’ll be seeing Tommie Jake Gunn in the immunity steel cage match in Toronto, Ontario!
Jimmy: Kurt Stone will have to face the wrath of another winner tonight!

(Tommie Jake Gunn gets up to his feet as he looks at Kurt Stone directly in the eye. All of a sudden, Pink Floyd - "Money" begins to play and Ixon walks down to the ring pointing at the two wrestlers in the ring. He trots down to the ring where there is an obvious reunion occuring in the ring. Kurt Stone, Tommie Jake Gunn and Icon raise their hands togetherly in the air as the fans go wild.)

Jimmy: We have a three-person alliance here! This is news in the making!
Rudolph: Tommie Jake Gunn, Kurt Stone and Icon, together as a unit!

Orange Bean Match
Cliff Knight VS Zang

Rudolph: Well, we just saw the union of Tommie Jake Gunn, Icon and Kurt Stone! What else will happen tonight!!!
Jimmy: We’ve had a stand-off backstage between Zang and the Washington State Police Department all night, and now it’s his time for his match.
Rudolph: Is Zang gonna be able to fight? Or will he be arrested?
Jimmy: Let’s go backstage as we follow the stand-off in progress!

(Backstage: The police have surrounded the dressing room. They knock on the door and Zang reciprocates with a smash of his own from the other side. Suddenly Zang burst out and heads for the ring. He smashes over the cops who are too stunned to chase him. "Break Your Neck (remixed by Zang)" by Busta Rhymes blares in the MCI Centre. Zang runs to the ring and circles around, taunting the police who have followed him to ringside.)

(Cliff Knight is seen watching the events on a nearby monitor backstage, when an officer finds him.)

Cop: Mister Knight.
Knight: Yes?
Cop: You’re scheduled to fight this man tonight, is that correct?
Knight: Yeah.
Cop: We were wondering if you could go fight him in your match, knock him out so we can arrest him?
Knight: Why don’t you just go and arrest him now?
Cop: We’re… uhh, kind of afraid…
Knight: Fine, I was planning on pounding this bitch anyways.

(Knight face pushes the cop away in disgust and heads for the ring entrance.)

("Seasons" by Crossbreed plays and the crowd goes crazy! Knight stops midway through walking to the ring and he stares at Zang who returns the stare. Knight gives him the thumbs up, then turns it upside down like a Julius Ceaser used to. Then he enters the ring and the two stare down.)

[What’s on the titantron: A camera slowly swoops around the figure of Cliff Knight one time, as at the end of the final rotation Cliff Knight bashes the camera out of order | cutshot to Cliff Knight winning the 56-man Cross federation tournament | cutshot to Cliff Knight signing autographs for the fans in his futuristic costume | cutshot to Cliff setting up an opponent for a pedigree and then lifting him up and planting his face into the ground with a fameasser.]

(Zang throws a punch. Cliff Knight dodges the blow and applies a side sleeper, driving Zang to the ground with a side Russian Leg Sweep. Zang fights it, but he finds himself growing weaker. With his last ounce of strength, Zang thrusts upward, sending Cliff Knight flying into the corner. Cliff shakes the cobwebs, and regroups, Zang comes rushing in and snares Cliff Knight up in a bear hug! Zang shakes “THE Premier wrestler” back and forth, and Knight uses quick thinking, ramming his thumb into Zang’s eye! Zang releases and Cliff gets away before Zang can grab him again.)

(The police have the ring surrounded as they watch the two men wrestle. Zang whips Knight off the ropes with force and ducks down to deliver a back body drop. Cliff dives over Zang and attempts a sunset flip. Zang jumps up, preparing to squash Knight, but the Premier Athlete dodges in the last second. Cliff goes off the ropes while Zang sits on the ground and delivers a dropkick to his back. Zang groans and slowly gets up.)

(Knight presses the assault and applies another side lock! As Zang looks groggy, he spikes the maneuver down with a DDT!)

Jimmy: That last move we just saw was a patent of Cliff Knight, it was called Knight Time!

(Cliff goes for a cover!)

1…Zang throws Knight off of him and continues the match. Zang goes for a punch and once again, Cliff Knight points out the error of his ways by applying another side-choke hold. Zang reaches around and grabs Knight around the throat. Zang uses his explosive strength and pries Knight off of him. Zang lifts Cliff Knight up and delivers a chokeslam!

Rudolph: This is a great match, Strength versus Speed and Intelligence.

(Cliff is on the ground and the police are all around the ring. Zang surprises everyone by applying a submission move! Zang grabs Cliff Knight’s trapezes muscle. Knight hollers out and tries to break free, but Zang’s grip is just too strong. Cliff, through blurred pain waits for the right time to strike and finds it! Zang leans over too far, and using incredible flexibility, Knight reaches around his head with his legs and flips Zang over him! Cliff gets up, holding his trap muscle. It has a massive welt on it and looks purple. Zang gets up again and the two stare at each other. The crowd is on it feet!)

(Zang runs in to deliver a gore, but Knight leap frogs it and Zang crashes shoulder first into the support beam. Cliff Knight comes underneath and applies a school-boy pin!)

1…2…Zang kicks out!

(Cliff gets up and stomps Zang a few times before the giant gets back to his feet. Zang grabs Knight by the forehead!! But before he can sink in his vice-like grip, Knight pulls himself away and avoids one of the most devastating finishers in the UWA!)

(Zang looks frustrated with Knight and lunges in again, but misses. Knight boots Zang in the stomach and places his head between his legs! Knight lifts his arms up in pedigree fashion, but Zang send “THE Premier Athlete” high into the air and onto the canvas hard!)

(Zang whips Knight into the corner and comes in rushing with an avalanche! Zang succeeds, crushing Knight in the corner. Zang whips him back to the other turnbuckle, but Knight runs up the turnbuckles and moonsaults, hitting Zang while he’s upside down!)

1…2…Zang kicks out again! Now Knight is the one who looks frustrated. He mounts the top turnbuckle, waiting for Zang to get up, when he does, he goes for a flying axe handle! Zang jumps in the air and spears Knight in mid-air! Zang gets up and stands over the hurting Cliff Knight, he picks him up and grabs him by the back of the neck with his one hand! Zang hoists Knight up in a reverse choke-slam! Knight hits the ground hard and looks groggy.)

(Suddenly a small object hits Zang and he shakes and falls to the floor! It was a tazer-wire from the cops! Knight sees Zang down and drapes a hand over the man…)

1…2…Zang kicks out and sits up.

(He rips his tazer-wire from his flesh and gets out of the ring! He smashes a few cops as he rushes past them out into the crowd! The police make suit as Knight sits up in the ring. He looks pretty sore as he watches Zang make his escape the police with their pesky electric weapons! Zang is counted out and Knight is declared the winner!)

(Cliff Knight looks sore and pleased that the match was over. He shakes his head with a grin and heads backstage.)

Jimmy: Zang and Cliff Knight are two top competitors and they’ll have to settle this match again later.
Rudolph: yeah, if Zang doesn’t go to jail that is.
Jimmy: Good point. Knight maintains his undefeated streak alive as Zang makes a break from the cops!

Black Bean Match
Casket Match
Mortician vs Dark Angel
Loser leaves the UWA

(Dark Angel is chilling out in the darkness of his locker room with hundreds of candles lit up. He is crouched over reminiscing everything he’s done in the Ultimate Survivor. He winces remembering Atlanta, Georgia when CJ Scott performed the Final Destination. His frown turns to a smirk when he bears in mind he defeated Uluz with the Final Judgment. Angel smiles even more so as he remembers punching a hole into the ring-grabbing Mortician at the bean selection, last Sunday. Dark Angel continues his concentration and meditation)

(The scene cutshots to Mortician who is nervously hopping up and down before the match. Travis Centrefold, one of UWA’s finest cameramen, leans on one knee to get a shot of Mortician from below the chin. Mortician, angrily kicks the lens of the camera and Travis does a backwards somersault launching the camera high up into the air. With his stunning stealthy speed, Mortician catches the unit only to bash the expensive piece of equipment onto the hallway cement wall. In a fit of rage, he smashes it into the opposite wall and kicks the camera like a football! Travis crawls out of the way of Mortician as a different and unbroken camera cutshots to a ring filled of smoke and flashing lights.)

(No music is heard, just a sequence of flashing lights blinding the audience. Within seconds, Mortician mysteriously appears in the ring and the fans are in awe!)

Jimmy: This is the big one… we’ve all been waiting for.
Rudolph: Either Mortician or Dark Angel are leaving in a casket and permanently out of the Ultimate Survivor!
Jimmy: Both these wrestlers must be in a tremendous amount of stress… But to relieve some of the stress off their minds, the loser of tonight’s match earns one thousand dollars for entering the Ultimate Survivor.

(Mortician raises his arms as his black hair sways in a gust of wind blowing into the MCI Centre.)

[What’s on the Titantron: The camera swoops around Mortician one time showing all the angles of his chizzled face | changes to Mortician driving a figure into the mat with a Northern Lights Suplex | cutshot to Mortician raising his arms in the air on the top turnbuckle | cutshot to him signing a few autographs for the fans | cutshot to him crushing his opponent with an inverted powerbomb]

(Mortician drops his waving arms when Limp Bizkit - "Rollin", Dark Angel’s wrestling theme begins to booms into the ears of the audience.)

[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around the Dark Angel | cutshot to Dark Angel giving a modified version of the tombstone | cutshot to Dark Angel walking down the aisle | cutshot to Dark Angel strapping the XFW Heavyweight belt around his waist]

(Dark Angel with his eyes pierced into Mortician’s directly walks to the ring with a look of confidence on his face. Ding. Ding. Ding. The bell sounds to mark the jump-off of the immunity main event! As the two prepare to battle, the officials push the casket to ringside. It is huge. It is double wide and double deep. Approximately 5 feet high, by 5 feet across and 7 long!)

(The giants exchange blows when Mortician levels Dark Angel with a kick to the meat-pipe. Dark Angel grabs his fluid maker and rolls out of the ring. Mortician follows and tries to drag the prince of darkness to the casket. Dark Angel thrashes like a jungle cat and hits Mortician upside the head with a cinderblock like fist.)

(Angel continues his wrath by launching Mortician’s corpse into the ring. Angel picks the mysterious man up by his long strands of black hair and irish whips him into the ropes. The uncanny man known as Mortician comes back with a demolishing flying forearm onto Dark Angel. He goes for the cover but the Ref stops him yelling “it’s a casket match!”)

Jimmy: You silly man… this is a casket match. Do your research.

(Mortician starts his barrage by lifting the big man up with a double underhook backbreaker. Angel yelps as Mortician climbs the middle rope. Mortician attempts a flying elbow but Dark Angel was playing possum! He rolls out of the way and Mortician lands and stubs his knee. Mortician is quick to get up they both charge into one another but Dark Angel is the one to fall down. Mortician jumps on his chest and begins to level him with punch after punch and Dark Angel boots Mortician in his chiselled face. Angel rolls Mortician outside and tries to hoist the mysterious man into the casket, but to no avail. In a fit of rage, Dark Angel takes Mortician’s head off with a hellish clothesline. )

(Mortician starts to get up, but Dark Angel reaches up and over, locking in a dragon sleeper hold. Mortician struggles, but he seems to be losing steam. Mortician parlays the dragon sleeper into a bone crunching reverse suplex!

Jimmy: I wonder how they are feeling tonight.

(Mortician continues the assault and delivers a DDT to the master of the dark. Mortician runs off the ropes, ducks an attempted clothesline by Dark Angel and takes the chump down with a flying big boot to the head.)

(Angel now closes in and the two grapple Mortician knees him in the stomach as Angel kneels over, Angel kicks his leg up and delivers a pendulum leg sweep on Mortician's back. Mortician’s, right back up, grabs Dark Angel under the arms and throws him to the outside of the ring. when he gets up, Mortician knocks him back down with a running over the top rope forearm. Angel stumbles back and Mortician gives him a reverse DDT.)

(Mortician signals for the end of the match as the officials raise the lid of the casket! Mortician bends Dark Angel backwards and prepares to deliver an inverted powerbomb to the inside of the casket, but Angel stands up sharply (hurting his back in the process) and manages to dump Mortician into the Casket!!)

(Dark Angel drops the lid, but Mortician holds out his arm and the lid falls onto it. Mortician is still alive in this match as he reaches out and grabs Dark Angel by the throat and delivers a chokeslam into the casket! The two are in the casket, and Mortician bends Dark Angel backwards again and this time successfully delivers his Inverted Powerbomb finisher! Mortician crawls out and slams the casket! Mortician grabs a padlock and locks Dark Angel in!)

Mortician defeats Dark Angel in the casket match!

Rudolph: Well, Dark Angel leaves the UWA with a thousand dollars in his pocket.
Jimmy: Yeah, but he’s probably crippled after that powerbomb. What good is a measly thousand dollars!?

Rudolph: Yeah. Well congratulations to Mortician, and thank you Dark Angel for competing here in the UWA.

(Tommie Gunn, and Ixon, followed by Kurt Stone head to congratulate Mortician who watches them with cold, cold eyes. The three surround him and proceed to beat him down. While Ixon and Tommie gunn lay the boots to Mortician Kurt grabs the mic.)

Kurt Stone: We are the Brotherhood of Chaos. We are three people who have formed an unstoppable alliance, and we shall run amok here in the UWA!

(Kurt and his gang of cronies head backstage, leaving a broken Mortician in the ring. On the outside, the casket shakes a bit as Dark Angel tries to free himself from the locked coffin.)