OOC: The order I introduced people were from the first people who handed in their applications to the last ones I received.

(when we show what’s on the titantron section these things here | = cut shots)
(Italics means actions)
(Normal writing means something is spoken)

In a large gymnasium, in the future city of job formation until 2020 Atlanta Georgia, is an area as quiet as a mouse. Suddenly a door explodes open as thousands of people push and pull their way into the front row of a stage already set up at the front of the gymnasium. People are getting trampled over as a camera from a bird’s eye view of the area focuses on the two presidents sitting in the box office seats. Kingsly is chatting on his cell phone and Ponda is laughing at all the little kids getting ran over by the storm of happy fans. The camera turns a one hundred and fifty degrees and focuses on the people messily cramming in front of the stage. Fans begin to settle in their spots as two figures come out of a curtain. The first one is Creighton Duke, formally known as “the Duke”. He is a broad-shouldered man with dark skin wearing a suit and cowboy hat. The second is the beautiful and slender female Ashleigh Engels, wearing a tight, short black skirt. The Duke speaks in his mic.

Creighton Duke: If yal, could just take your seats, we can get this show on the road.

The crowd calms down a bit, as the Duke continues to speak

Creighton Duke: Well, let me set my phazers to “stunning”, because Ashleigh you are looking gorgeous, tonight. Is that a new dress?
Ashleigh Engels: (blushes at the Duke) You’re looking great yourself Duke
Creighton Duke: (puts his arms out in a V-shape) Are you ready for the Ultimate Survivor?

The fans give a loud roar

Creighton Duke: (he mocks the fans by imitating a quiet and pathetic roar) What the hell was that? I said, ARE YOU READY!!!

Many in the audience raise their arms like a troop in the military at the Duke giving a loud pop

Creighton Duke: Alright, that’s better. Our first superstar…

*THE LIGHTS GO OUT*

Creighton Duke: What the hell, did somebody forget to pay for the electricity?

A series of flashing lights blinds the audience… and as the lights turn off a figure with long black strands of hair in dark attire and face that looks like somebody chizzled it with a hammer and nail is in the ring

Creighton Duke: AAh!

[What’s on the Titantron: The camera swoops around Mortician one time showing all the angles of his chizzled face | changes to Mortician driving a figure into the mat with a Northern Lights Suplex | cutshot to Mortician raising his arms in the air on the top turnbuckle | cutshot to him signing a few autographs for the fans | cutshot to him crushing his opponent with an inverted powerbomb | “But what you can’t see is his hidden darkness”]

(Ashleigh is frightened as she looks into her card)
Ashleigh Engels: This is the Mortician, he’s simply described as a sick-minded individual with a great big ball of hate in his mind. Previous Accomplishments include: WMCW Intercontinental and Heavyweight Champion, MTWF Heavyweight Champion, GWF Lord of the Dance Champion. Born in the coldness of Juneau, Alaska, he has a lethal finisher called the Death Penalty (an inverted powerbomb) which is surely going to eliminate a few people from Survivor.

(Digitally-created flames engulf your television set as the screen changes to two categories “advantages” and “disadvantages”)

Advantages: Nice array of manoeuvres, many previous accomplishments, sick mind and demented personality will definitely help
Disadvantages: Difficult to perform finisher, doesn’t really know many submission holds

(The Mortician leaves only to be followed by the next wrestling superstar, “The Anti-Hero” Chris Rage)

(Last Time by Amen blares in the gymnasium as Chris Rage gets a huge pop from the fans. The twisted, dark “Anti-hero” slowly walks over to the Duke pushing his black dreads back. He puts his hand onto the shoulder of the Duke as the Duke looks in fear at the dark and mysterious Chris Rage)

[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around showing the figure of Chris Rage from all angles | cutshot to Chris Rage walking down the aisle to his theme music | cutshot to Chris Rage performing a neckbreaker from the top rope | cutshot to Chris slapping on the Cobra Clutch | cutshot to Chris Rage on the turnbuckle with the UCW Tag-Team Championship as the scene fades away]

Ashleigh Engels: From Lincoln, England, this is “The Anti Hero” Chris Rage, former XWC US and Hardcore Champion, Current UCW Tag-Team Champion. He has great submissions skill with a lethal finisher of reefing his opponents’ neck off the top rope with a neck breaker called the Rage.

The screen switches to “advantages” and “disadvantages”

Advantages: Excellent submission skill, good history in wrestling, lethal finisher
Disadvantages: Non apparent

(”The Anti Hero” leaves only to be followed by the next wrestling superstar, “Tha Answer” Kurt Stone)

(”In the End” by Linkin Park begins to play as a few flames comes out of the sides of the curtains. Not too many because it is in a gymnasium.)

Ashleigh Engels: (looks at cue cards) Here is our answer to the Ultimate Survivor, the FWF wrestling superstar, Kurt Stone!

(Kurt Stone, with electricity rushing through his veins pushes the curtains aside and throws his hands high in the air as the fans give the loudest pop out of the three.)

[What’s on the titantron: (while Linkin Park plays) The camera swoops around “Tha Answer” Kurt Stone one time as he cockily smirks | cutshot to Kurt Stone pointing and talking to a figure in the microphone | cutshot to Kurt Stone signing a few autographs and rubbing a young boy on the head | cutshot to Kurt Stone performing True Impact – a suplex converted into a DDT]

As Ashleigh continues to read the cue card, Kurt walks by and pinches her bum. She turns around and nails Kurt in the cheek with the microphone. Kurt falls like a ton of bricks as the fans loudly cheer in excitement. Ashleigh wipes her hands off as Kurt quickly gets up and holds his anger back stealing the microphone.

Kurt Stone: I have the pride not to hit a female. I have the pride, unlike some females here. (Kurt looks at the skimpy dress of Ashleigh)

Ashleigh winds up but the open fist is caught by the hand of Creighton Duke

Creighton Duke: Ashleigh, Kurt may be a bit cocky but you don’t want to hurt him before the entire Ultimate Survivor. So hold your anger.

(The screen is engulfed in digitally-created black flames which just turns into black, showing two separate sections “advantages” and “disadvantages”)

Advantages: A past in the FWF (a very talented organization of wrestlers) as well as the HWA, bone-crunching finisher
Disadvantages: Cockiness will naturally bring him trouble, theme song is “In the End” and we all know that “in the end it doesn’t even matter”, is this a lost cause fighting in the Ultimate Survivor because his theme song says so?

(After all the congestion with Ashleigh Engels and “Tha Answer” Kurt Stone, Kurt Stone leaves with his face as red as a cherry in embarassment, grabbing his jaw pushing the curtain aside with his elbow.)

Creighton Duke: Next in line is the master of all mind games…Chris COPELAND!

(”Aenema” by Tool begins to play as the fans loudly roar for the solid and built Chris Copeland whose walking straight to the Duke. But Chris Copeland is walking with a slight swagger in his left leg. It appears that it may be injured.)

[What’s on the titantron: (while Tool is playing) a camera angle swooping one time around the figure of Chris | cutshot to Copeland exploding on his opponent with a series of punches | cutshot to Chris talking trash on the microphone | cutshot to Chris piercing a figure with his finishing move - the super-kick]

Creighton Duke: His accomplishments include: the longest reigning HECW world and hardcore champion… as well being the number one face in the HECW.

(Black flames slowly turn your television screens to black, creating two categories: advantages and disadvantages.)

Advantages: laid back and carefree, manipulating with solid wrestling skills, easily performed finishing move
Disadvantages: A couple of injuries in his past

(Chris carries his leg all the way back to the locker room as the song “Seasons” by Crossbreed as the future of the Ultimate Survivor has arrived – “The Premier Athlete” Cliff Knight. The fans explode as the futuristic looking man pushes the curtain aside with his spiked up green hair.)

Ashleigh Engels: (looks at her cue card) From Hollywood, California, are you ready or not? You should be born ready, because this is Cliff Knight, the future of the Ultimate Survivor.

[What’s on the titantron: A camera slowly swoops around the figure of Cliff Knight one time, as at the end of the final rotation Cliff Knight bashes the camera out of order | cutshot to Cliff Knight winning the 56-man Cross federation tournament | cutshot to Cliff Knight signing autographs for the fans in his futuristic costume | cutshot to Cliff setting up an opponent for a pedigree and then lifting him up and planting his face into the ground with a fameasser.]

(Creighton Duke points at Cliff Knight as the screen is lit up by black flames switching over to the advantages and disadvantages section)

Advantages: largest history of achievements than any other competitor, 56-man cross-federation tournament winner, innovative finisher that the opponent won’t know what hit him
Disadvantages: Conceitedness and obnoxiousness may make him try less hard thinking the Ultimate Survivor will be a piece of cake.

(The fans cheer as Cliff Knight raises his hands in the air. Cliff walks to the backroom as the guitar of Lynard Skynard begins to play. In Birmingham they love the govna, ooo, ooo, ooo.)

(”The Cowboy” Shepard Williams walks out the curtains with a cowboy hat on his head. Looking a lot like Tim McGraw, Shepard walks over to Creighton Duke who is wearing a brown cowboy hat.)

Ashleigh Engels: (looking at her cue card) Here is the newcomer, Shepard Williams whose already shooting high and earning what he wants. He is born brawler with a little touch of high flying moves.

Shepard Williams takes off the hat of Creighton Duke and exchanges his black coloured hat to Creighton’s brown-coloured hat.

[What’s on the titantron: A camera swooping around the Shepard Williams in a three-hundred and sixty degree motion | cutshot to Williams pulling out a lasso and accurately catching a goat from about ten meters away | cutshot to Williams signing a few autographs for the little Williamites out there | cutshot to Williams attaining the SCW World Title and strapping it around his waist as the screen slowly fades away]

Creigton Duke: (talks in the mic) I like this guy!

(The screen lights up into black flames as it changes over to the section of apparent advantages and disadvantages)

Advantages: Young and hungry wrestler, great brawling moves with a touch of high flying
Disadantages: only three months of wrestling, lack of experience

(Shepard walks back as “The Icon” JT Dolar as Money by Pink Floyd blares through the speakers. A man appears as he slowly walks down towards center stage)

Ashleigh Engels: From an undisclosed region of the World, this is “The Icon” JT Dolar!

(“The Icon” is smiling and is just an overall nice guy and the fans just can’t help but like this guy.)

[What’s on the titantron: The camera at a snail's pace swoops around “The Icon” who looks happy | cutshot to JT signs a few autographs for the fans | JT giving a suicide dive to a figure laying on the ground | cutshot to JT crushing a figure with the Cash Flow | cutshot to JT with the CWF championship around the waist walking to the ring as is engulfed in a black flame following a screen of apparent advantages and disadvantages]

Advantages: Personality confusion, large history in wrestling
Disadvantages: Personality confusion

(JT Dolar walks back to the locker room as “Hardcore Hooligan” by the Business begins to play. The fans go wild, as Hardcore Hooligan appears wearing barbed wire tightly around his body as he pushes the curtains aside. His spiked blue hair glimmers as the lights shine brightly highlighting a rusty chain around his neck.)

(Creigthon Duke whispers to Ashleigh)

Creighton Duke: Where do we find these guys? Maybe our promoters travelled all around the World finding the scariest people on Earth. Look at this guy, he looks pretty hardcore
Ashleigh Engels: (whispers) Wait til you hear this finisher.
Creighton Duke: Do you smell booze, I smell booze.

Ashleigh Engels: (looks at the cue card and speaks in the mic) From East Bay, California, a punk rocker with a vicious mean streak and innovative hardcore wrestling, this is the Hardcore Hooligan!

(The punk rocker pulls off his beat up black jean jacket and reveals a body filled of tattoos)

[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around the Hardcore Hooligan as he looks extremely angry. He swats the camera like a fly | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan is on the top rope with a barbed wire wrapped around his body as a figure is laying upon a table. Hooligan jumps 15 meters out of the air and annihilates the figure by causing extreme pain from the barbed wire | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan with his WCHW Hardcore belt around his waist | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan angrily looking at the camera guzzling on a beer | Hardcore Hooligan getting rocked through a table | cutshot to Hardcore Hooligan kicking a barbed wire soccer ball]

(Creighton Duke appears frightened by this extremely violent wrestler. The Hardcore Hooligan just ignores the Duke as the screen is engulfed from digital black flames, showing the section of advantages and disadvantages)

Advantages: Definite hardcore wrestling ability, finisher can kill people, innovative illegal hardcore wrestling moves
Disadvantages: appears to have a bad diet

(Hardcore Hooligan raises his arms one last time for the fans as he swings his body back to the curtains. He turns around again at the fans and the barbed wire catches onto the curtains. Hardcore Hooligan just keeps on going as the curtains fall onto the ground in shambles)

Creighton Duke: Who’s next? Ashleigh Engels: Uluz could not make it here tonight, but here's some information on him, anyhow. He says that he wants to do a bit of soul searching in the Ultimate Survivor being an African tribesman of Bulawaye, Zimbabwe. He's skinny, skrawny, with little knowledge of wrestling, but he claims to have powers beyond wrestling itself. He has powers in using other peoples soul power.

(Ashleigh laughs at the whole stealing opponents soul thing...)

[What’s on the titantron: A camera swoops around Uluz | footage of Uluz back on the savannah of Africa | cutshot to Uluz hopping on his right foot | cutshot to Uluz slowly raises his head as his eyes pierce into the camera as it is engulfed in digitally-created black flames]

Advantages: he has soul-stealing powers, moves that have only been done in Africa not in the US,
Disadvantages: he’s at an obvious weight disadvantage, no history in wrestling at all, jet lag, no wrestling knowledge and skills

(“Gone Away” by Cold begins to play in the speakers.) Ashleigh Engels: (looks at her cue card) From Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing 265 pounds at 6 feet 5 inches height … here is Chris Reynolds!

(Chris Reynolds walks out of the entranceway, knowing that he could easily make Creighton Duke or Ashleigh Engels submit to one of his assorted submission holds. Reynolds raises his arms in the air as the fans loudly roar in approval)

[What’s on the titantron: (Gone Away playing in the background) a camera swoops around Chris Reynolds three-hundred and sixty degrees | cutshot to Reynolds landing a top rope elbow onto the chest of an unknown figure | cutshot showing a figure tapping out from his modified sharpshooter – the Endless Abandonment | cutshot to Chris Reynolds with EWWF title on his shoulder as he taps it twice]

(The screen is covered with digitally created black flames as it changes to the advantages and disadvantages)

Advantages: best submission skills in the Ultimate Survivor, 5-time EWWF champino
Disadvantages: None apparent

(Chris Reynolds gets the fans cheers one last times as he leaves the center stage. An mix of the Undertaker’s theme song plays, as a tall, dark, blue-eyed man wearing black boots, black jeans, black shirt and a black leather coat)

Ashleigh Engels: (looks at her cue card) Here is a man who has total hate for all, and believes he is the Devil himself. This is the Dark Angel.

(Dark Angel calmly walks to center stage all dressed in black. Ashleigh looks frightened by this dark and mysterious man known as the Dark Angel)

[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around the Dark Angel | cutshot to Dark Angel giving a modified version of the tombstone | cutshot to Dark Angel walking down the aisle | cutshot to Dark Angel strapping the XFW Heavyweight belt around his waist, this slowly fades away and turns into digital black flames.]

Two categories illuminate; advantages and disadvantages

Advantages: 6’7” and 301 lbs is a definite advantage, powerful, a few accomplishments frightening
Disadvantages: slow,

(The tall, dark man calms walks to the back as Muse begins to blare in the ears of the audience. A handsome, short-brown-haired man directs himself toward Creighton Duke who is pointing both of his arms at this healthy figure.)

Ashleigh Engels: From Nashville, Tennessee… here is a definite threat in the Ultimate Survivor…this is “Special Effects” Tommy Jake Gunn!!!

[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around Tommy Jake Gunn as it shows all angles of his handsome face | cutshot to Tommy Jake Gunn flying high in the air like an eagle | Tommy Gunn walking down the aisle | Tommy landing his frog splash, better than anyone could]

(He smiles at the crowd as the image is digitally engulfed in black flames into the section of advantages and disadvantages)

Advantages: A few past accomplishments, his frog splash is the best in the business, handsome,
Disadvantages: handsome, identity confusion,

(The music is put to an end as a bright white polar bear walks down the catwalk. Tommy Jake Gunn stares at the mammal as the tallest man in the Ultimate Survivor walks through the curtains to catch up to the polar bear. Ludacris, “Roll Out” plays as this hairy man wrestles his polar bear to the ground.)

Creighton Duke: (whispering to Ashleigh) Peeuoo, I can smell the alcohol on this man from a mile away
Ashleigh Engels: (laughs) At 6’11”, 471 lbs, Randy ‘Polar Bear’ Johnson and his polar bear friend (laughs) are a party-loving and drink-consuming threat in the Ultimate Survivor.

Creighton Duke: whisphers to Ahsleigh Pff, threat… that polar bear is a threat to his fans and interest groups like the World Wildlife Fund who could get this man in prison for the captivity of a polar bear out of his original habitat. How does he transport that thing around anyhow?

[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around Randy Johnston | cutshot to a secondary stationary camera swooping around his pet polar bear | cutshot of Randy at a party drinking a beer | cutshot of Randy Johnston applying the bear hug]

(Ashleigh laughs again as the screen focuses on Randy Johnston, who is calming his polar bear down. The screen has a digitally created animation of black flames as it changes to the segment of advantages and disadvantages)

Advantages: 6’11”, 471 lbs, biggest man in the Ultimate Survivor, bone-crunching finisher with extra mustard
Disadvantages: Slow and sluggish, no previous accomplishments, little wrestling ability when it comes to submissions and wrestling moves

(Randy Johnston and his polar bear go to the locker room, as Ahleigh begins to announce the next competitor)

Ahsleigh Engels: (looks at her cue card, as Nickelback – How you remind me begins to play in the background) From Halfmoon, New York, weighing 220 lbs, this is CJ Scott!

Creighton Duke: (whisphers to Ashleigh) I hear this guy is the only person in the RWW to hold all the title belts. There’s some obvious skill here.

[What’s on the titantron: A stationary camera swoops three-sixty degrees around CJ Scott as it shows features such as his long brown pony-tail and his moustache and goatee | cutshot to the current champion of the RWW CJ Scott with the Global Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist | cutshot to CJ Scott signing a few autographs for the fans | cutshot to CJ Scott applying a katai-jamai to a figure that is definitely struggling and hurting from it | cutshot to CJ pinning a figure for the easy 1-2-3]

CJ Scott poses for the camera a few times as digitally-created black flames engulf your television screen to the section of advantages and disadvantages

Advantages: held all the titles in the RWW, innovative finisher
Disadvantages: Arrogance may naturally lead to trouble

CJ Scott leaves the area as only to replaced by a past wrestler in the UWA (the former league of the Ultimate Survivor), Soul. Dumb-Nirvana blasts in the speakers as a pale-faced man with black dreads walks down the aisle towards the Duke.

Ashleigh Engels: (looks at her cue card) From Bliss, New Jersey, weighing 190 lbs, this is Sooul!

[What’s on the titantron: A camera three-sixties around Soul to see all angles of his paleness | cutshot to Soul jumping in the air performing his 450 splash | cutshot to Soul pinning a figure on the mat | cutshot to Soul walking down the aisle]

(Soul raises his arms in the air as the screen is swallowed up by digitally-created black flames to the section of advantages and disadvantages)

Advantages: flashy finisher, he has nothing to lose
Disadvantages: little experience wrestling, no previous accomplishments

(Soul slowly walks to the locker room as Ashleigh prepares for the final competitor involved in the Ultimate Survivor)

Ashleigh Engels: (looks at her cure card) There’s only one word to describe this monstrous beast, and that word is retarded.

(Music plays as an Asian man wearing a dirty wife-beater reveals himself at the entrance-way. He starts to looks around at the fans that don’t know how to react. He starts to yell a few things to the back at the beast. He takes the mic from Ashleigh)

Asian Man: (smiles) Just a moment please…

(He tugs on the retarded looking figure and finally the audience gets to see his hideous features).

Ashleigh Engels: Our 16th and final man in the Ultimate Survivor is “the uncontrollable” Zang!

(Zang walks towards the audience as the miniature Asian man is in front with his arms stretched out like a bird. Zang smiles at the fans, which is a smile that makes him looks even more retarded than he really is.)

Creighton Duke: (whispers to Ashleigh) What… the…

(Zang looks back at the Duke. Duke stares at the over-grown beast in fear, as Zang begins to walk towards the leading reporter of the Ultimate Survivor. The Asian man starts shaking his head at Zang and taps him on the arm, signalling to refrain from his actions. Zang looks at the Asian man, and with a fit of uncontrollable rage, he strangles the Duke down to one knee. Duke taps a few times on the ground as the cowboy hat that Shepard Williams gave to the Duke falls and is crunched by the feet of Zang. Duke struggles as the audience fears this retarded beast. Duke’s face turns from brown to a reddish ripened tomato colour as all of a sudden “Sweet Home Alabama” begins to play… Shepard Williams goes on stage with a lasso and swings it around in the air. Zang releases his clench on the Duke as Shepards lasso is tossed straight up on the “uncontrollable Zhan”. Shepard pulls Zang towards him but Zang was thinking the exact same thing, and actually pulls Shepard towards himself. Creighton Duke slowly retreats as Shepard lets loose of the lasso. Shepard points at Zang, but his goal has been completed; to save Creighton Duke from the grasp of Zang’s hand.)

(The scene fades away in this final scene of mayhem and rucus… as a logo of the Ultimate Survivor is lit up by black flames.)