Things Prospective UW Students Need To Know
1. RUN AWAY!!! Don't come to Waterloo!!!

2. It's ugly. And I mean uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh-gleeeeeeeeeeeeee.

3. Most of the people are cocky. Or arrogant. Or even worse, both.

4. Many students are constantly trying to step on you to push *themselves* forward.

5. Many profs don't have time for your stupidity and ignorance.

6. TAs that don't speak English. Imagine: "Three? No answer? All...need is...solve! Simple!"

7. Cheers like "Waterwaterwater...loolooloo". Original, I hear you say?

8. Dried up lasagna, peas and potatos for dinner.

9. Walking around campus makes you teary-eyed because you can't get over how ugly it is.

10. Weather sucks shit. Summer one day, then back in the heart of winter, the next.

11. Step out your door and you're practically out of Waterloo. It's that small.

12. Hallways and corridors that smell like either sleep, sex or B.O.

13. Stuff other people want to spit at or tear down...that's what UW classifies as art.

14. Dead plants all over campus. UW plants those.

15. Fucked up roads that start off parallel and then criss-cross....several times.

16. "Loo" = "Toilet". How right they were...

17. People having sex in the Dana Porter library. Because nerds think that's cool.

18. Damn "Glad to be a Grad" stickers ALL over the place. If people were really *glad*, they'd keep them damn stickers.

19. Buildings with names like "DWEEB", "Needless Hell", "PAS", "PAC", "Chemistry 2".

20. It's Really Really Ugly. I can't stress this enough.