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The Official Homepage of Ateneo de Manila University Block V1 Batch 2001
Chapter 1: Getting to Know Block V1's Environment

    'Twas the first semester, inside a Filipino 11 class when a student from Block V1 sang a song:
             "Ngayon at kailanman, sumpa ko'y iibigin ka..."
      The next day, the teacher wrote on the black board:
             "Bawal ang panggagago sa klase!!!!!! =)"
      Another V1 teacher, while discussing distance, once said:
             "Some of you think you know everything; that is very far from the truth!"
      The same teacher, during another lesson, suddenly shouted:
             "Mr. Aguja! (pointing to Mr. Soriaga), what does the Extreme Value Theorem say?"
       A few meetings later, he again scolded another student, saying:
              "Mr. Aguja! (Looking at Mr. Alvior) Move one seat further!"
       And Mr. Alvior transfers... Then he looks at Mr. Aguja asking:
              "What is the graph equal to?"
       Another Filipino teacher said to a student with a cellphone on her desk:
              "Are you making a statement?"
       The same teacher once demonstrated a funny speech with the words:
              "Naniniwala ka ba? Hindi! (with funny exaggerated actions)"
        During an SA class, a student asked:
              "Can a hermit create his own culture?"
        And the teacher answered:
              "No! Unless it is a group of hermits living together. Huh?!"
        It's true that Block V1's teachers are funny, but some of the students from Block V1 themselves are also funny. In a math class, after being scolded for allegedly sleeping, a student answers:
              "Sir I'm not sleeping, I can't open my eyes sir."
        The same student once recited a funny speech:
              "Alin ang mas masarap, yosi o sigarilyo? Ay... sigarilyo o yosi?"

                                       To be continued...

Chapter One is not yet done. I'm still collecting some famous quotes from our Block. Everytime I find one, I'll add it here, and inform you through our egroup, through the announcement link, and through the message board. Thank you. -JAN
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